This is Mike Giannetti from Hyde Park, the self-described “selfie king,” AKA GSD (Guido Sugar Daddy), who makes money selling heroin and believes this gives him license to freely use the n word.
Notice who he’s friends with in the comments.
Sarah Burke is the Dedham mother repeatedly featured on TB in 2017 for selling bondage noodz of herself online, which included images of her kids, as thirty guys vowed to do horrible things to her.
So that’s the circle he runs in.
Giannetti is clearly dominating life, as can be seen by his Section 8 housing voucher which he threw in the face of the haters.
He’s a well known shithead who’s gotten tons of junkies hooked on heroin and really doesn’t like the police. Peep those fingernails.
Looks like he was fingerblasting Amy Schumer.
This is Tommy Mattson.
Tommy is the North Shore version of Josh Abrams, meaning that he runs a “First Amendment auditor” YouTube channel in which he goes around filming cops while they do their job. Now that Bitch Tits is in prison Mattson seems to have taken over his territory in Boston, because back on December 28 he was riding along on his bike and witnessed Mike Giannetti being arrested while he was on his way to court!!! It’s unclear what he was being arrested for (other than the fact that the car he was driving was involved in a drug related crime), but the guy in the Red Sox jacket is his pa dukes, and around the 15 minute mark you can hear him whining that the cops broke his arm while arresting him. Of course Tommy Mattson whines about the cops not doing their job right, even though he got there well after Mikey G was put in handcuffs.
Ya gotta give it to the guy, the man’s court day outfit and haircut just screams SEX.
Well, it looks like we found out what happened with Doc Rivers’ donated suits from 2005. It became the official court day outfit of Boston’s most notorious junkie slugpump.
Gianetti was quite thrilled to find out that one of these cop block losers happened to be in the area when he was detained, since Mattson has almost 30,000 subscribers on YouTube. Unfortunately for Mikey G he’s under the impression that YouTube subscribers is something that matters, when in fact it’s just a racket for losers like Mattson to collect donos from other cop hating virgins around the country. He was PUMPED to see all the views it got, and used it to shove it directly in the face of his some guy named Romolo, who he can’t stop talking about on social media.
The Hyde Park Meth Mongoose, who has permanent Newport 100’s voice, speaks exclusively in sentagraph form on Facebook and YouTube, and can’t shut up about how he was “poice brutalized,” how he was representing himself in court and filed a motion of the ocean, and how he’s gonna end up on the news for it.
He barely survived. Thots and shares.
Unfortunately getting arrested on the way to court will make you late to court. When he finally got to court they wouldn’t let him inside because he lied to them and told them he had COVID. Of course the court officer knew him by name (“You know me), which is a ratchet badge of honor, and tried in vain to explain to him that if he wanted to file a complaint against the police he had to go to the police station.
Anyway, he’s a huge joke around Boston and seems to have no idea that everyone is laughing at him. He also really can’t seem to shut the fuck up about his arm boo-boo, so someone tagged Turtleboy in the comments so we could finally give him the coverage he was looking for.
He reached out to us to help him get his story out.
Never heard back from him unfortunately.
Anyway, unfortunately for society the Meth Mongoose’s boys can swim and he recently produced a poon polyp last year with his junkie fiance Katelynn Schmoker.
As you can imagine they are tremendous parents who film themselves ripping butts in front of their spawn, posing him wearing chains while holding drug money, and letting the baby ride shotgun on the way to the DCF office, who he claims is trying to kidnap his little raw dog participation trophy.
He’s obviously really worried about the kid because he when his friends ask him how the child is doing he brags about all the YouTube views he got for being a whiny cunt in the back of a police cruiser.
According to him the only reason he didn’t have custody of his crotch fruit is because of COVID, and Katelynn was actually a side chick who he knocked up because somehow this guy is swimming in junkie pussy but you can’t get a text back.
Surely his custody issues have nothing to do with the fact that a hot date for him is eating box on meth mile.
Nevertheless he’s fighting to get back his semen demon and only failed two piss tests (or 3) during the pandemic.
The third relapse was the second one. Whatever that means.
He had previously claimed that he was taking DCF to the Supreme Court and said that if he was Muslim then the DCF fairy would return his son to him.
Then out of nowhere in January 19 he claimed to have gotten his son back, which meant that the most important thing he had to do in that moment was go on Facebook, brag about how many YouTube views Tommy Mattson got by exploiting him, and rub it in Romolo’s face!
What could possibly go wrong? I certainly hope these crotch maggots don’t actually have custody of that poor child, but if they do then you might as well shut DCF down for good because they have no reason to exist.
Around this time he was allegedly fighting to get his kid back he was also posting daily junkie manifestos that nobody understands the meaning of, but also can’t stop reading.
It’s just too entertaining to look away.
Oh, and did I mention he’s a rapper?
Because, of course he is. I hereby challenge him to a freestyle on Saturday night’s live show.
Anyway, I’m tired because I was up until 3 AM last night reading his Facebook posts. I won’t even attempt to analyze any of them, but if you wanna feel better about yourself feel free to try to translate this from Ratchetese to English, and then remind yourself that there are much worse people out there than you.
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