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Hyde Park Meth Mongoose Gets Filmed By Cop Block Douche Getting Arrested On Way To Court, Somehow Manages To Regain Custody Of Crotch Fruit Despite Being Heroin Dealing Junkbag


This is Mike Giannetti from Hyde Park, the self-described “selfie king,” AKA GSD (Guido Sugar Daddy), who makes money selling heroin and believes this gives him license to freely use the n word.

Notice who he’s friends with in the comments.

Sarah Burke is the Dedham mother repeatedly featured on TB in 2017 for selling bondage noodz of herself online, which included images of her kids, as thirty guys vowed to do horrible things to her.

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So that’s the circle he runs in.

Giannetti is clearly dominating life, as can be seen by his Section 8 housing voucher which he threw in the face of the haters.

He’s a well known shithead who’s gotten tons of junkies hooked on heroin and really doesn’t like the police. Peep those fingernails.

Looks like he was fingerblasting Amy Schumer.

This is Tommy Mattson.

Tommy is the North Shore version of Josh Abrams, meaning that he runs a “First Amendment auditor” YouTube channel in which he goes around filming cops while they do their job. Now that Bitch Tits is in prison Mattson seems to have taken over his territory in Boston, because back on December 28 he was riding along on his bike and witnessed Mike Giannetti being arrested while he was on his way to court!!! It’s unclear what he was being arrested for (other than the fact that the car he was driving was involved in a drug related crime), but the guy in the Red Sox jacket is his pa dukes, and around the 15 minute mark you can hear him whining that the cops broke his arm while arresting him. Of course Tommy Mattson whines about the cops not doing their job right, even though he got there well after Mikey G was put in handcuffs.

Ya gotta give it to the guy, the man’s court day outfit and haircut just screams SEX.

Well, it looks like we found out what happened with Doc Rivers’ donated suits from 2005. It became the official court day outfit of Boston’s most notorious junkie slugpump.

Gianetti was quite thrilled to find out that one of these cop block losers happened to be in the area when he was detained, since Mattson has almost 30,000 subscribers on YouTube. Unfortunately for Mikey G he’s under the impression that YouTube subscribers is something that matters, when in fact it’s just a racket for losers like Mattson to collect donos from other cop hating virgins around the country. He was PUMPED to see all the views it got, and used it to shove it directly in the face of his some guy named Romolo, who he can’t stop talking about on social media.

The Hyde Park Meth Mongoose, who has permanent Newport 100’s voice, speaks exclusively in sentagraph form on Facebook and YouTube, and can’t shut up about how he was “poice brutalized,” how he was representing himself in court and filed a motion of the ocean, and how he’s gonna end up on the news for it.

He barely survived. Thots and shares.

Unfortunately getting arrested on the way to court will make you late to court. When he finally got to court they wouldn’t let him inside because he lied to them and told them he had COVID. Of course the court officer knew him by name (“You know me), which is a ratchet badge of honor, and tried in vain to explain to him that if he wanted to file a complaint against the police he had to go to the police station.


Anyway, he’s a huge joke around Boston and seems to have no idea that everyone is laughing at him. He also really can’t seem to shut the fuck up about his arm boo-boo, so someone tagged Turtleboy in the comments so we could finally give him the coverage he was looking for.


He reached out to us to help him get his story out.

Never heard back from him unfortunately.

Anyway, unfortunately for society the Meth Mongoose’s boys can swim and he recently produced a poon polyp last year with his junkie fiance Katelynn Schmoker.

As you can imagine they are tremendous parents who film themselves ripping butts in front of their spawn, posing him wearing chains while holding drug money, and letting the baby ride shotgun on the way to the DCF office, who he claims is trying to kidnap his little raw dog participation trophy.

He’s obviously really worried about the kid because he when his friends ask him how the child is doing he brags about all the YouTube views he got for being a whiny cunt in the back of a police cruiser.

According to him the only reason he didn’t have custody of his crotch fruit is because of COVID, and Katelynn was actually a side chick who he knocked up because somehow this guy is swimming in junkie pussy but you can’t get a text back.

Surely his custody issues have nothing to do with the fact that a hot date for him is eating box on meth mile.

Nevertheless he’s fighting to get back his semen demon and only failed two piss tests (or 3) during the pandemic.

The third relapse was the second one. Whatever that means.

He had previously claimed that he was taking DCF to the Supreme Court and said that if he was Muslim then the DCF fairy would return his son to him.


Then out of nowhere in January 19 he claimed to have gotten his son back, which meant that the most important thing he had to do in that moment was go on Facebook, brag about how many YouTube views Tommy Mattson got by exploiting him, and rub it in Romolo’s face!

What could possibly go wrong? I certainly hope these crotch maggots don’t actually have custody of that poor child, but if they do then you might as well shut DCF down for good because they have no reason to exist.

Around this time he was allegedly fighting to get his kid back he was also posting daily junkie manifestos that nobody understands the meaning of, but also can’t stop reading.

It’s just too entertaining to look away.

Oh, and did I mention he’s a rapper?

Because, of course he is. I hereby challenge him to a freestyle on Saturday night’s live show.

Anyway, I’m tired because I was up until 3 AM last night reading his Facebook posts. I won’t even attempt to analyze any of them, but if you wanna feel better about yourself feel free to try to translate this from Ratchetese to English, and then remind yourself that there are much worse people out there than you.



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92 Comment(s)
  • Al Sharpton
    March 16, 2021 at 10:26 pm


  • Fake Rant Queen
    March 14, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    I didn’t read this post but I spent a lot of time looking at the photos. That way, if I run into this loser in Hyde Park, Roslindale, JP or Dedham I’ll instantly recognize the threat and act accordingly.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    March 7, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    I’d break that glass jaw with one shot.Your girly calves would
    fold like a heroin bundle.

  • Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    March 7, 2021 at 7:01 am

    This guy is lower than a snakes asshole.

  • Dude...where are your pupils??
    March 7, 2021 at 2:21 am

    Who is going to teach this kid how to take care of his teeth, certainly not these two. Mike looks like an ugly dyke with the nicotine stained fingers to match.

  • Dr Faucis bank accounts
    March 6, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    Not sober by any means.

  • DLFP
    March 6, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    He is the guy who corrects people when they say they are from Boston but he corrects them they not from the city, does the what part trick !

    He is the guy that you hope your liberal daughter who went to Bates, Colby etc…..then moves to the city after graduation to work for a big bank,, then ends up in this guys bed on a random drink weekend .

  • Flat Brimmed Abraham Lincoln Stove Pipe Hat
    March 6, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    He used to deepthroat sausages in Egleston Square for China White Heroin.

  • Cam Neely
    March 6, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    Did he steal Liza Minnellis sunglasses?

  • The Canadian Devil
    March 6, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    If Methadone Mile had a face.

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget
    March 6, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Needs a manicure to get all the feces and black tar heroin out from
    under his nails.

  • The Jack In The Box Rapper From Waraq
    March 6, 2021 at 3:37 pm

    Love the fake costume jewelry he got out of the quarter gumball machines
    in the Dedham Mall.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    March 6, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Bet he has a glass jaw like Joe Corson.I’d drop this Mortadella with 1 punch!!

  • Cavan House bathroom in the 90’s with Randall and Red
    March 6, 2021 at 5:54 am

    Mike is on 150 milligrams of methadone and of course he has a benzo script, which he’s posted pics of on the Book haha. Says he’s relapsed three times in the last year which means five. Not Sober. He thinks people are “hating on him”, no people just hate him.

    • Johnny Romolo is a punk
      March 8, 2021 at 1:02 am

      Obviously if your talking about Cavan then you’re from high park. Keyboard warrior like Trollmolo. Dropping names of guys I have no problem with, always respected them when I was coming up, they did there thing before OCs came and tore there crew apart like it did my crew later, red and me are cool he doesn’t believe your lies. never had a problem with him even though Timmy borreak and randall beat me for 800 bucks ya ten oc 80’s still had five grand in my pocket though and Corey set me up for it, mad people told me after Corey knew that they were gonna robbed me. don’t worry bout my benzo script why do I need it let’s see family members murdered, friends dead, PTSD, but still sober they don’t give children back to parents that are getting high so fuck you . Another high park hater. Did maybe I fuck your girl back in the day lol

      • EmfnT
        March 8, 2021 at 9:16 am

        This is obviously NOT written by Mikey Meatballs because there is at least SOME appropriate punctuation and capitalization being used.

  • Matt Dizio
    March 6, 2021 at 2:21 am

    I wish a little scumbag like Wayne would walk into my store. I’d break him in half right there in the Pringle aisle then smack that ugly bitch Kate so hard she’d fall in love with me

  • Lace-Curtain, Two-Toilet Irish
    March 5, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Asshole Junkie from an Asshole Family. The few good members are in a constant state of EyeRoll from all the Wiggers, Junkies and Drunks in the family. One of his Brothers/Uncles (SAMETHING!) who somehow made it onto the same police force that was arresting him in the videos, almost killed a 22 year old girl while driving DUI, Had to resign from the BPD as part of it, somehow managed to squeak out a a retirement I heard. Cant make this stuff up…..The shit-bag percentage the family is running about 75-80%.

    • Boston Irish
      Hyde park honky
      March 6, 2021 at 2:33 pm

      Different family, no relation. That ex cop was Jeanetti

  • Joe from Joe's Abortion Clinics Inc
    March 5, 2021 at 1:39 pm

    Sucking down KPins, snorting Johnnies, with a shooter of Methadone, is not exactly being sober. I love the Benzo Squash Rot babble. The Hep C will give him liver cancer in less than 5 yrs. Enjoy the jaundice Mikey, it’ll be an improvement

  • Dr Wu
    Stevie Wonder
    March 5, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    Hey! My grandmother had sunglasses just like those after her cataract surgery!!

    As a matter of fact, some faggot stole them from her. She said he smelled like Newports and stale olive oil.

  • Dudes a Junk box
    March 5, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    Imagine being 40 and thinking it’s cool to post a selfie while holding a few hundred bucks. I would normally say he’s flexing rent money but our tax dollars pay for his housing. Also he’s so high on opiates in most, if not all, of those pictures. Look at those pupils. Also that haircut wouldn’t be cool at any age never mind on a 40 year old junkie who lives in free housing. He thinks he’s really cool holding a couple hundred dollars while most people his age are building their 401k, finishing paying off their house and planning on retirement. Loser.

  • Schmoe
    American Girl
    March 5, 2021 at 10:33 am

    Thanks Unc, stories like these improve my marriage. Looking at self-absorbed nutjobs like this guy makes me appreciate my husband even more. In a million years my husband would NOT take a selfie. He has enough self respect and common sense to realize adults don’t obsess over their own image.

      March 5, 2021 at 11:57 am

      Stories like this improve your marriage and make you appreciate you husband even more
      So you’re telling us that if not for seeing junkies on the internet your marriage would be shit and you wouldn’t appreciate your husband unless you saw junkies taking selfies
      Bitch the fucks wrong with you
      What ever happened to just appreciating your husband because hes your fucking husband
      Your poor husband god bless that man

  • FedUp
    March 5, 2021 at 10:16 am

    Ah yes, the ratchet sentagraph…did anyone viewing this post ACTUALLY read a single one of this guy’s posts? I can’t see how anyone could. It’s total incomprehensible drivel. I too feel sorry for the prospects (or lack thereof) that this poor child has. And Uncle beat me to it about the fingernails…first thing that drew my attention..good lord get a clipper for those things you chooch!

    • Martin Loofer Kang
      March 5, 2021 at 2:19 pm

      Those sentagraphs are almost as bad as the Jaja and Matt Dizio spammer

      And I love how “wayne” “katie” and “mike” all type EXACTLY the same lol

      • Wayne Arnott
        March 5, 2021 at 5:49 pm

        so what are you a fucking English major ? please explain how the fuck they sound the same you dumb cunt ? that makes zero sense because in no way shape or form are they even close you fucking retard … put your real name out motherfucker because it sounds like there could be more to your comment your are trying to say..but we’ll see if you have the balls to give your real name !!?? the floor is all yours cunt !!! all i was doing was explaining how it started with us and that’s it. so please hgo ahead and grade this for me and when you are done send it off for Samsung to review because it was talk to text you fucking fag !!! so very sorry i didn’t take the fucking time to proof read up to your standards .it’s sad you come on herte for that ..troll the comments ? you know more than you are saying motherfucker !! lets go with your real name

        • EmfnT
          Martin Loofer Kang Jr
          March 5, 2021 at 6:10 pm

          Wow! This guys sounds as unhinged as Mikey Meatballs. Birds of a feather, I guess. Don’t piss him off or he might come to your house and smack your ol’ lady around.

        • Martin Loofer Kang
          March 5, 2021 at 6:18 pm

          My name is Matt Dizio, aka “The Spic Tormentor”

          Come see me in Woburn anytime you faggot. I was captain of the WHS wrestling team, I will have you pinned to the floor and choked the fuck out before you even know what hit you.

          And you literally type THE EXACT SAME WAY in all three of those comments, that’s why I said it. You’re literally the only one in here typing like that you fucking retard lol. you don’t need to be an English major to see that.

        • You need a hug bro
          March 5, 2021 at 6:26 pm

          What a fucking clownshoe

  • Some fuckin clarification
    March 5, 2021 at 10:13 am

    This is some shit. U must be best friens with Lissa’s other friend whos family was given a chance to get homie with the fucking cases from the beginning on uTube fucking ppl up but they were just crazy I’m sure Billie had 500 on Jack just saying for no reason that they all got burned on Wednesday. Fuck that shit. But U said that she was fine with it until all that war started over at the snitch wagon with the warrant for reconstructive surgery on my hand and arm and elbow and shoulder and feet too cuz now that I think about it I don’t care becaus ethose are some pretty big words for a real bad homie situation. But I’m not against the police because MY COUSEN’S friend said that she is not related to you and the jail shit talkin was deep down at like 26 or whatever. Covid shutdown and all that. Judge said the dudes problem is clear confusion and misinformation so no skin on the shin today and Ryan’s court record was dipped in marshmellow fluff. Fuck that shit too. Little dick faggot! But for Christmas I was in the homie’s dad’s second bedroom but he’s saying I’m crazy and Marcia was like excuse me?? Joey put the cigarettes in that spot over there and nobody will be SAyin wrap your crew in toilet paper down at the fucking corner. That’s why I slept with 400 grls but Freddie got his boy to give different attitude in January and he was allegedly fightin outpatient cops once or twenty times so Camie gonna get to stay here Anyway shit goin down listen to me rap about it! So fuck off

    • They teach us paragraphs in 1st grade
      March 5, 2021 at 6:29 pm

      Did you ride the short bus to school from grades K-8?

      In high school, did you stay in the same room all day, and get out 2 hours before everyone else?

  • Katie (Wayne's wife)
    March 5, 2021 at 8:09 am

    Good morning everyone,
    I am Wayne’s wife, you know,the one who supposedly threatened Mike’s girl and son. Not at any time would I, or did I threaten her or that baby. Neither did my husband. I have no need to make simple childish threats to anyone for any reason at any time. No matter what you say to this man he automatically jumps back with some of the stupidest comebacks,non factual information and threats.
    He always tells people to meet him at “georgetown” to fight him cause he’s such a tough guy,but when he is called out and someone is ready to show or they do go to Georgetown,he runs and hides ,blocks them on Facebook and tries to spread lies saying noone showed,they were scared, or he in fact beat them. Lies lies lies.
    So my husband only commented on a photo Mike posted with some money, saying he should be careful if he is on housing or trying to get his housing voucher. Because posting stupid shit like a Rolex and money can get him in trouble. And instantly mike responded running his mouth, trying to act tough. Of course he invited my husband to meet him in Georgetown, then blocked him while still talking shit and running his mouth for days upon days trying to make it look like he made my husband run scared. At that point his girlfriend was contacted and told that Mike needed to shut up ,stop his bullshit and that she needed and deserved so much better for her and her son. He has her so brainwashed from grooming her at a young age when she was his step daughter. I actually wished her luck with getting away from him and getting custody back for her son. And offered the advice of maybe she should leave him to do better with and for her son. At no time did I threaten her , him ,or the baby. He thought we were never going to be able to see that post since like I said he blocked my husband .
    He finally called my husband through messanger ,whining about how everyone believes all the lies about him being a junkie , and how he works hard for the baby and noone knows what he goes through etc. Wayne told him to take down the bullshit Facebook page he has and cut the shit out, but that very next morning he was right back at it again. Its ridiculous and I only feel bad for her and the baby but she is making her own decisions to sit back with him and take all the nonsense,unnecessary life he brings upon them. Turtle boy, amazing job on this one! I guess its time for me to go and threaten random people since apparently thats what I’m known for HAHAHAHA now Mike is going to see or read this ,have me blocked and talk shit.

    • I remember you from backpage
      March 5, 2021 at 11:11 pm

      do you still charge $40 for the Friday night 2 for 1 special?

  • Mike Money Gianetti
    March 5, 2021 at 7:31 am

    I got all that cash blowing guys on an Irange Line platform for dope money. Youse is all jealous and shit. I get my hair did at a black barber shop where the brothers all laugh at my choice of salad
    The only reason I’m not in jail is because I e been rattling since I was in seventh grade
    Don’t hate the playa
    Hate the game

  • I'm Matt Dizio's Father
    March 5, 2021 at 5:11 am

    If you are white ,under the age of sixty and living in Rossie you are a scumbag,no ifs ,buts or maybes

    • Cat
      March 5, 2021 at 6:52 am

      You sound about as stupid as Mike with that statement. Did rossy hurt you or your feelings? Lmfao. You seem older, smarten up. FYI Mike lives in hyde park not roslindale. In fact he has never lived in rossy either. But your comment was ridiculous and I don’t even live there. But I’ll bet the property values in rossy are higher than yours!!!!

      • I'm the real Matt Dizio
        March 5, 2021 at 6:29 pm

        Lives in Roslindale and is white

  • Wayne
    March 5, 2021 at 2:35 am

    my name is Wayne i am the person named in one of Mikes novels above and its fucking amazing that he wrote all that shit to me because i made a comment on one of his videos saying ” hey Mike let me make sure i got this right…”correct me if i’m wrong but you are waiting for section 8 approval and you’re on here flashing all your gold chains and Rolex” ? that’s not the smartest thing to do.. right after that Mike wrote back going off on me and wanting to fight me ..i was invited to GeorgeTown a few times LOL i chose not to take him up on that offer do to the fact that i’m 38 fucking years old and i’m not a fucking manchild that still wants to fight people during recess ..crazy me i guess that makes me a big pussy and i’m also “not a man” in Mike’s eyes LOL and this went on and on as you all can see from the fucking 90 page docket he so intelligently drafted up (and clearly didn’t proofread) for me explaining a whole lot of shit that has nothing to do with the comment i made, furthermore neither myself or my wife EVER made ANY threats toward his girlfriend or his baby… we would never do that !!!! the reason i reached out to mike on his girls page was because he said things to me and then blocked me on all of his 7 FB pages so yes i wrote in his girls FB DM so i could tell him how it was and that i went off on him the way i did do to the way he came at me after i made a simple observational comment about flashing gold and a Rolex, i also did say to his girl that she could do better and she deserved more but at no time was there and comments made to his girl or baby in a threatening manner at all. the biggest mistake was going against my better judgment and commenting in the first place because i got nothing but a pile of bullshit for it and Mike have never even met in person we are on FB that’s it he was friends with my brother Bobby that’s who he is referring to when he mentions my brother yes i got all this bullshit and so much more for one simple comment,and yes i snapped right back after the shit he said to me,he needs to learn that he can’t get mad wanting to fight people when he is the one that lights the fucking fuse one point after i talked to him and told him straight out… Mike you say you don’t want drama you just want to be a dad right ? than get the fuck off social media shut it all down forget this shit and just do the right thing for yourself and your kid i also did apologize for some of the thing i said because ill be the first to admit i said a few i shouldn’t have while trying to give him some shit he threw at me right back at him and for that i was wrong..two wrongs don’t make a right !!!

    • Critta
      March 5, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      Aren’t you the same guy that got caught sucking dick for heroin on the mass pike 3 years ago? Why should anyone believe a word you say?

  • Boston Housing Scam
    March 4, 2021 at 11:40 pm

    people that dress like like that might as well hold giant signs that say I have heroin in my pockets.

    And do all of you know what those Boston housing vouchers are? They are like fucking gold. All those new luxury apartments in Boston have to have at least 20% affordable units, so they all go to section8… Junkies are living in Millenium tower, all those new buildings in the seaport, downtown. It’s fucking ridiculous. They are mostly the bottom level apartments but they still get to live in the same luxury buildings that other people are paying like 5k a month for.

  • Cousin Eddie
    March 4, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    That was a brutal read. It seemed like a mix of manic bipolar disorder combined with poorly schooled dyslexia. I feel badly that the cops tightened his handcuffs, because they should not do that, but you can’t be a whiny baby about it for months. Did we ever find out why he was pulled over?

  • Mayor Menino’s Speech Coach
    March 4, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    Douchebag level = 10.

    Looks like he will be dead within the year.

  • Not my monkeys
    March 4, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    Yo turtleboy. He has another child with an ex I dont think hes spoken to in years!!

  • Hi I'm billy ball fagz
    March 4, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    Looks like a billy ball fagzz from rahhvaarrr doodz twin brother.

  • Frank
    March 4, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    I can’t believe those eyes weren’t photoshopped

  • Rian!
    March 4, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    Stupid Aidan contradicting himself.
    Four months ago: i got so many fans, I have X youtibe fans, like that’s a lot for a simp like me….

    Aidan today: “UUnfortunately for Mikey G he’s under the impression that YouTube subscribers is something that matters, when in fact it’s just a racket for losers like Mattson to collect donos from other cop hating virgins around the country. ”
    Simp here insults his fans, directly, but you blockheads still give him money.

    • Crian rian
      March 4, 2021 at 8:23 pm

      You spell your name like a girl and you think people here are going to take you seriously.
      Any noobuddy gut tyme fadat

  • Ed Gein
    March 4, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    jaja stinks

  • Dude
    March 4, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    Just saying.
    This is a great example, why a person shouldn’t do drugs when posting on Facebook.
    That is all.
    Carry on.

  • D.B. Cooper
    March 4, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    I take back what I said about that faggot tranny kiddy diddler and the hockey stick.

    This chooch needs that painful beating more than most…

    The tranny? Will be less than human in Cedar Junction in a decade.

  • Mike is HP OG, yo
    March 4, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    …and I was there for the debut of the wiggers. They seemingly came out of nowhere…one day in September 1993 I got off the 32 in Cleary Square and they were just…there on the benches. I remember looking at them and thinking maybe there was an early Halloween party or something. No, I came to find out that this is it’s own species of fucktard. America has gone to shit since their arrival.

    Anyway, this dude was part of that original crew sitting on the benches that day..surprised he’s alive, to be honest.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      March 4, 2021 at 10:36 pm

      Yeah Wiggers are a fukin scourge on society, right up there with Trans-folk. They actually have similar origins. Trying so hard to convince themselves and others that they are something other than what they obviously are. Strange creatures, mentally ill. We need to bring back mental institutions and fill Em with Trans folk and Wiggers.

      Has anyone ever met or seen a Trans-Wigger? A rare species indeed! If seen they should be captured alive and taken to a Lab for research purposes.

    • fucking wigger trash
      March 5, 2021 at 1:04 am

      Thats funny cause it was exactly 93 when wiggers showed up in somerville too. I remember because It was my first day of 8th grade and like 3 kids we knew showed up wearing this retarded baggy fubu shit and backwards hats, and we were all laughing and ragging on them. But by the end of the year like half the white kids were wiggers it came out of fucking nowhere.

      just 2 years before and you would have got your fucking ass beat if you ever walked dont the street dressed like that

    • The ghost of Avenue Annie
      March 6, 2021 at 5:41 am

      93 was also the year Dave’s Baseball Cards in Cleary Square closed and was replaced by a Haitian store. Yes Mikey was definitely there selling drugs at a young age, occasionally getting his ass kicked by someone my age and I’m 3 years younger than him. Has always been a joke and it’s only gotten funnier. Kinda like Johnny Johnson. What a fuckin loser!

  • D.B. Cooper
    March 4, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    Imagine a world where we hold judges accountable?

    There would be less of this shit.

    Brought to you by blue and red.

  • Captain Trips
    Katelynn Schmoker
    March 4, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    I love wiggers.

    And I haven’t brushed my teeth since I was 6.

  • Jayden
    March 4, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    Doesn’t seem like Aidan wrote this one

    • J Lo
      March 4, 2021 at 6:32 pm

      Maybe ST got a long overdue shot?

  • Scarface From West Boylston
    March 4, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Hyde Park and Rozzy used to be a great place to score Blow.Ricans and
    Dominicans on every corner.

  • Mike Oxlong
    March 4, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    TLDR sorry

  • randiguy2006
    March 4, 2021 at 4:36 pm


    Whats the main point here?

  • Joe Dirt
    March 4, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    Poor kid doesn’t have a chance.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 4, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    wasn’t he marky mark ballbags brother in the movie The Fighter?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 4, 2021 at 3:14 pm

    Seeing sweaty wops like this makes me understand why the Italians were treated they way they were in the 30’s

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 4, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    OK no homo but that fucking kid is cute as hell.

    • Common sense
      March 4, 2021 at 8:18 pm

      Saying that a kid is cute does not make you a homo. What makes you a homo is saying no homo. Everyone knows that when people say no homo. what they really mean is they are a homo. And for you personally to say a kid is cute It makes you a pedophile because well you’re a pedophile..

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        March 5, 2021 at 7:40 am

        Ohhh! No homo but that makes sense.

  • John Henry
    March 4, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Jackie Bradley Jr. is gone.We could have traded him at the end of last year
    while he was under contract.Now we got nothing in return.Mookie,Jackie Benny,all gone.Last place is a given.But most importantly……


  • Tormentor 2021
    March 4, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Hyde park and Roslindale used to be nice places.

  • Judge dread
    March 4, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Ratchets who flash cash like that are just asking to get robbed by other ratchets. What a scumbag. Maybe the DCF fairy’s will swing by after he gets enough drug dealing convictions and get that cute kid out of their sleaze ball household.

  • Don’t do drugs
    March 4, 2021 at 2:52 pm





  • Eddie
    March 4, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    If the word douche-bag had a face. This losers face would be it. And that douche-bag haircut to match.

    • Cat
      March 4, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      Turtle boy missed the part that his kids mother is his ex live in girls daughter that he has been molesting since like 12.

  • Constantino's Missing Chromosome
    March 4, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    He seems wicked smaht.

  • William Gross
    March 4, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Taze,Billy club,Pepper spray.

    Rinse and repeat.

  • Audit This
    March 4, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    He’s a loser and so is that Mass Accountability guy. He has a video where they steal his bike down at the South Bay mall. It’s hilarious how much of an idiot he is

  • EmfnT
    March 4, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    He obviously doesn’t work because he’s got waaaaay too much time to be posting on Facebook. (not that his employment status was ever in question). I can’t even read more than one post of this shit because 1) I don’t have the time, and 2) it hurts my brain trying to decipher it. I can only imagine how long it took to post all this garbage.

  • Damn
    March 4, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    This is actually wicked sad.

    The video of him holding his son in the front seat….how dumb and illegal that is aside….you can honestly tell that that dude adores his son.

    Of course, he has accountability on his own, but it’s just so sad to see a family with so much potential that won’t be realized all because of drugs. And just imagine how many tens of thousands of other families are the same way.

    No matter what side of the aisle you’re on, even if you’re the coldest dude….that shit is sad.

    • Furious Styles
      March 5, 2021 at 2:29 am

      You really believe he “adores” his son?

      People like that post those videos or photos on social media so sheep like you will believe he’s a great dad who “adores” his child.

      He adores his son so much he rips butts in his face. He loves him so much he holds him in his lap in the front seat of his car with his half deaf father behind the wheel.

      With all that he posts, you think he pays attention to that kid when the camera isn’t rolling? He videos the one hour a week he has with him as opposed to paying attention to him.

      What a fucking joke. You are clearly a fool. Probably should donate to his cash app and help him get a place.

      We all know how great a parent is when they need methadone to spend time with their child. And save the fucking excuses for his being a junkie.

      White trash.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    March 4, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    AK is back!!!! This is CLASSIC TB! This fukin loser is classic Rachet!!! Checks all the ratchet boxes PLUS 40+ year old suburban white rapper to boot! The only thing I didn’t see was a FBCBH but he probably has it in the dry cleaners or something because priorities.
    Ya know what I love the most about ractchets? It’s when they pose with a fan of cash totaling like $800 ( or less) as if thats a major life accomplishment haha.
    You dumb Gunuea your 45, you should have a few hundred Gs in a 401k or an IRA and a few grand in a checking account, at least 10 in a self directed portfolio and less than 7 years left on a half a mil mortgage! Nobody’s impressed that you managed to steal, deal or borrow $877.
    Then there’s the poor little kid. See the loser write “ I got life insurance for my son, when I die he’ll be all set” I’m guessing said loser doesn’t fully understand how life insurance works and that there is a premium that needs to be paid, every single month for the entire term of the policy, via an actual bank account ( I’d bet a weeks pay this guy has no bank account).
    Oh yeah and every single one of his stupid haircuts sucks! %100 fag.

  • Castration McGee
    March 4, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    Mandatory castration. Rip his nuts off, cut off his gub’mint subsidies and let him die like the weakest link he is. This is the problem with social programs, they artificially extend the lives of people who would normally live very short ones. I am sure his son will turn out to a fine young man, maybe go into a pre-law program or perhaps a STEM career.

  • Buster
    March 4, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    I know this family from HP. All druggies, criminals, wiggers. Hope he gets locked up

  • DLFP
    March 4, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    Jesus H. Christ turtleboy get him on live podcast immediately!

    TB you are closing in on your own Stern type of “Wack Pack” you might be able to enhance your business ventures and their lives.

  • KT
    March 4, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    Poor little kid. Some people have no chance in the world because of shitbag parents. Likely the selfie king will OD so maybe the kid will have a chance after all.

    • Katie (Wayne's wife)
      March 5, 2021 at 8:16 am

      He won’t show for the love show, im almost 100% certain he won’t. This is what he does. Apparently he is going to shut turtleboy down(I love when they say this) and the the feds are watching now.

  • Orion
    March 4, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    This guy playing dolly dress up with his own selfies like a woman looks haggard as fuck, it’s hilarious. All these “macho” italian guys who make pouty duck faces would suck a dick after a few patron silvers. OG Italian is a much better culture than this fruity new one.

  • Harry Doyle
    March 4, 2021 at 1:36 pm

    Imagine a world where everyone like this fag and his ugly bitch just killed themselves??? The world would be so much better off. That kid could go to a good family that can’t have children and live a healthy and productive life. Instead that poor kid has about the same chance of becoming a productive member of society as his father has of actually being the father.

  • Karen of All Karens
    March 4, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Poster Child for The Worlds Most Punchable Face

  • Spider Lips13
    March 4, 2021 at 1:27 pm

    Somebody please sandblast that bitches teeth… Holy fucking tartar.

    • Shane McGowan's Sister
      March 4, 2021 at 2:06 pm

      I had forgotten about those mustard fangs by the time I had reached the bottom. Thanks (?) for the reminder.

      • Spider Lips13
        March 4, 2021 at 3:09 pm

        LMAO…Mustard Fangs.

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