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Hyde Park Purple Haired Pagan Woman Freaks Out After Seeing Unmasked Vaccinated People In Laundromat, Previously Looking For Roommate To Live With Her And Pet Tarantula 


This is Christine Denise Day from Hyde Park.

She recently drove her bicycle to the Laundry Queen in Hyde Park and was SHOCKED that when she got there some folks were NOT wearing masks!!

Oh my goodness gracious! I hope she survives. Masks should not be optional! We must all cater to the irrational fears of the bike lady who’s now going to a different and more expensive laundromat on her bike in order to avoid people who don’t wear masks!

Sure, there is a readily available vaccine that the government tells us we should all get and trust, and I’m quite sure that Christine has gotten her jabs. But vaccines aren’t nearly as effective as paper cloths you can purchase at Shaws to cover your breathing holes! You can spread COVID when you’re vaccinated, but you can’t spread COVID if you’re wearing a mask. That’s just science.


If only everyone would just get vaccinated then we could go back to normal, where we perpetually wear masks because the vaccine might not work and the new variant fear porn of the week keeps us scared of other human beings for eternity.

Some people pointed out how it’s no longer mandates to wear masks inside businesses, but that matters not to Christine because she doesn’t trust ANYONE!!

And we should all cater to her feelings.

She apparently used to live in Roslindale and was actively looking for a new roommate to join her “co-op,” so long as they respect her pagan gluten-free lifestyle, her adult son who occasionally sleeps on the futon, her pet tarantula, and sewing room.

The room went quickly because who wouldn’t wanna live with this person?

A few months later she was looking for yet another stranger to move in with her.

Just understand that you must wear your mask at all times in the apartment, even if you say you’re vaccinated because you’re probably lying about that and she understandably doesn’t trust anyone.

I for one am thrilled that we shut down our country for over a year based off of the rational thought processes of people like this, who totally are not suffering from some sort of COVID-related mental illness.



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14 Comment(s)
  • Trump Won
    Trump Won
    July 8, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    Liberalism is the virus – If MSM went off air tomorrow the virus would disappear.

  • 187
    July 4, 2021 at 5:54 am

    “rules are rules” you have to show your vaccine card to go maskless but you folks neither own a mask and didnt get any of the shots, times ticking on when youre gonna get sick. will it be mild? maybe but your lungs are gonna look like a fiberglass factory if it does. but go ahead and get mad at the people that want to remain safe as covid-19 still ISNT over

    • The King, Elvis Presley
      July 4, 2021 at 10:58 am

      And the vaccine is still not verifiably safe, you fucking moron.

      The spike protein is cytotoxic-
      They thought it localized in the shoulder- nope. Bone marrow for men and guess where for women? Their Ovaries…

      It’s almost like your smooth brain can’t imagine that you can read up and be anti- shitty vax without being some mouth breathing conservative “muh rights” type.

      And more frightening, before your “well wheres the evidence?” Oh its being reported- the media is just running smokescreen.

      Also- fuck you moral authority cuck.

      • 187
        July 4, 2021 at 3:51 pm

        side effects from vaccine are less dangerous then dying from covid. how many people again have died from the vaccine? yeah, shut your fat fucking face

        • The King, Elvis Presley
          July 6, 2021 at 2:24 pm

          And how would you know side effects as you are the first long term trial. I’m sure otherwise healthy children 12-15 are just psyched to get myocarditis you fucking space cadet.
          Fat fucking face? I’m sure you are reflecting. You and your butt bandit level of moral authority- 187? Why use a california code dork- what Mass’ 10-54 not hardcore enough? You personally should look into a 10-51.

          Vivaaa las vegas.

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    June 30, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    You know what? I’d beat the brakes off her. Something about her says ‘amazing sex’.

  • David Pendergast
    June 29, 2021 at 12:00 pm

    So confused. Her ad says Free Laundry in the basement.

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    I wear masks in public. Mask wearing is a thing that is patriotic and a duty. You don’t need masks when eating ice cream or napping. And when you need masks is when the things and you know them.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      July 2, 2021 at 1:49 am

      Well put Mr. President? I think?

      Side note: the bunk beds in the header photo say it all. Maybe why a potential renter bailed out?

  • Metallica Fan
    June 28, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    Purple hair… what a fucking shocker lol. And LMAO at the $533.33, and splitting everything down to the cent. Shows you the type of annoying cunt you are about to be living with. You just know she would heeb out and hunt you down if you are missing that extra 33 cents too.

    And I love where she says she has to take up “precious daylight time” to go to her new laundromat. Its June, you fucking retard. It’s light out from like 4:30am till about 9 right now.

  • Krispen Wah
    June 28, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    I could smell cat pee through my digital device as soon as I saw her photo.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    June 28, 2021 at 1:25 pm

    Purple hair, post mental-pause, etc. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

  • Captain Trips
    June 28, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    I’d like to see a study into the correlation between having stupid bright unnatural ‘look at me’ hair coloring and mental illness. Perhaps throw in the link between that and leftist leanings. I don’t the results would surprise anyone.

  • Captain Trips
    June 28, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    I’m fully vaccinated and I went through hell doing it. I was bedridden for 2 days after shot #2 from side effects.

    This lady should just get a Hazmat sealed suit she can wear and shut up.

    I actually saw some idiot wearing one in a supermarket last year. O2 tanks and all.

    Here’s one:

    Size XL Hi-Viz Lime Chemical Disposable Encapsulated Suit. $2244.40.

    Buy it and shut up lady.

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