Hypocritical Granby School Committee Mom Sends Crotch Fruits To In-Person Private School After Voting To Close Public Schools Because She’s A Realtor And Has To Work


This is Granby School Committee member Stephanie Parent.

She was part of a 4-1 decision to do “remote learning” in the Granby Public Schools to start the school year, before transitioning to a hybrid model sometime down the road. The one dissenter actually wanted to do remote for the entire year.

But Granby has no reason not to to open their schools because they’re one of the vast majority of towns in the state that’s been labeled as low risk by our pro-lockdown governor. I’ve circled the small town of Granby on the map because I assume you have no idea where it is, and up until now the only time we’ve blogged about Amherst’s neighbor to the south was when Cindy’s Ice Cream was featured in a ghettorific booty shaking music video in 2018.

But what makes Stephanie Parent an even worse hypocrite is the fact that she’s sending her own crotch fruits off to in-person private school.

The mere fact that her kids go to private school should disqualify her from sitting on the School Committee. If the public schools in your town aren’t good enough for your semen demons then you should not be serving on a board that oversees the public schools. Period.

“What we did was right for our girls, as you’d do for your own children.”

Except the people who can’t afford private school or count on the public schools don’t have the option to send their kids to school. Because of you!! The schools are safe enough for your kids, but everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Of course this woman is a realtor too, and you can’t bring your poon polyps to open houses. So she needed a babysitting service and luckily the private schools aren’t beholden to teacher’s unions that don’t wanna do their jobs but get paid the same amount of money. She realizes she needs to keep working in order to pay her bills, but she just couldn’t possibly give a fuck less about your similar situation.

She also let her own kids go horseback riding without masks or social distancing around other adults too.

But your kid can’t go to school.

But what about all the other working parents who will now have to quit their jobs to do the teacher’s jobs for them? She has an answer for that.

Translation – I don’t have a solution for your dilemma, but if we lived in a fantasy world with unlimited resources the government could just pay you to sit at home and babysit your kid until commie cold magically disappears. Oh, and we should open more daycares, which won’t do much for your 7 year old, but luckily COVID doesn’t spread to daycare workers or inside private schools. Only public school teachers and students can get it.

She also shared this in July.

“Schools closing due to COVID is necessary.”

Except for private schools of course.

As I’ve stated a million times before, there’s no reason schools shouldn’t be fully opened. Zero kids have died from COVID in this state and zero kids will die from it moving forward. It’s a disease that preys on people who are already very sick or morbidly obese. And we don’t shut our society down because you let yourself go and didn’t feel like exercising. The people locking you down and telling you to wear masks don’t believe a word they’re saying. It’s why we keep catching Marty Walsh, Nancy Pelosi, and Gian Raimondo without masks on, and it’s why School Committee members like this have no problem sending their kids off for in-person learning. No one is actually scared of commie cold, but we all have to pretend that we are because our world is run by frauds.

We must never stop exposing these frauds. They don’t get to get away with hypocrisy unchallenged.


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40 Comment(s)
  • Not surprised
    September 19, 2020 at 8:29 am

    Three are parents in town that had to quit there job to watch there kids for school n this fraud wanted all virtual because “it’s not safe in person”, then did the opposite.

  • Ben Dover
    September 17, 2020 at 5:15 am

    Looks Drew Barrymore’s retarded sister escaped from the attic and got knocked up by Rocky Dennis from “Mask”.

  • Guillotine Operator
    September 15, 2020 at 4:48 am

    Do as We say not as We do
    1) defund the police (we have personal security)
    2)don’t build a wall (we live in gated communities)
    3)get rid of cars and use public transportation (we fly in private jets)
    4)global warming is raising the oceans (we have ocean front home)
    5)public education is essential (we send our children to private schools)
    6)universal healthcare (we exempt ourselves and have private)
    7)social security (we exempt ourselves and have pensions)
    8)white privilege and affirmative action (we fake our race and claim to be minorities/ Indians )
    9)everyone needs to pay more taxes (we never check the higher rate on our MA income tax filings)
    * I know I’m missing some

    • Rian
      September 16, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Monica Can-Get-A-Grant is that you?

  • I'd like to take her on a date to the park
    September 15, 2020 at 12:07 am

    We could have light conversation and I could feed her apples through a chain link fence.

    That weird, head tilted down smile is similar to the programmed villains from the hearings a while back. You remember Dr Ford and Agent Strozk (sp?) ?

  • Mr Hand Ridgemont High History Teacher
    September 14, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    If Covid has taught us anything it is to learn more about these elected officials at the local and State level. I’ve observed that most extreme Trump Haters can’t name their Congressman, City Counselor, Town Selectman, State Rep or Senator on a bet.

  • She's Annoying
    September 14, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    She has that stupid “I can’t believe you came in my hair again” look about her.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    September 14, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Ah yes, Granby: Where men are men and sheep are scared.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 14, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Sheeshhuss that first pic of her is scary!

    Like something from a surreal nightmare!

    That smile would follow: “I tied you up and just cut off your dick when you were sleeping and now it’s time to watch you bleed to death!”

  • Fugly Mo Ugly
    September 14, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Do ugly chicks finally get laid and get money and now they think they are attractive? Those front teeth come in the room ten minutes before the rest of her.

    • Captain Trips
      Blackhead Pincher
      September 14, 2020 at 12:59 pm

      I want to pinch some of the blackheads on her nose.

  • Frank
    September 14, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    At this point you just shake your head at these useless hypocrites

  • Cheddah
    September 14, 2020 at 11:59 am

    I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be looking at public school teachers as potential hypocrites, scammers, and cowards..
    Definitely not saying they all are, but the more of these stories unfold, I must say that I’ve been watching their “off time “ much more closely nowadays..

  • Anon
    September 14, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Jeff Thielman, a school committee member in Arlington, is sending two of his kids to private school. He voted for hybrid

  • Done with this shit
    September 14, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Another “do as I say, not as I do” proud member of the bernie/biden Shit show. Yay

  • .
    September 14, 2020 at 9:08 am

    So since the school committee voted 4-1, her vote was essentially….worthless? And remote learning was going to happen either way?..

    At least this blog will never run out of content. Premise = people being hypocrites on social media.

    Imagine writing blogs about petty things like this and stewing over it and getting all angry troll-y?….Yikes.

    • BS
      September 14, 2020 at 9:35 am

      Good point about her vote being worthless, one more reason for her to resign.

      Had she voted to have in person class her decision to send her kids to in person private schools would be more understandable..

  • dough bro
    September 14, 2020 at 9:01 am

    I didn’t know it was Halloween already…………
    Just missing her hat and nose wart!

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    September 14, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Regardless of he spot on looks of a suburban swamp donkey, that her precious little snowflakes (possibly special needs?) are all buttoned down for the school year is a total abdication of her duties on the school committee.

    May her shaming be swift, public humiliation total and her house burned to a cinder by the angry mob that she left at the curb.

    I never sent my kids to public schools but didn’t sit in a position to determine the fate of other children either.

    Public school teachers are the inverse of cops: most are bad with a few good ones.

  • Orion
    September 14, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Holy shit. She has a rapey creep-face like Ainsley Harriott.

  • She's a hypocrite
    September 14, 2020 at 8:14 am

    She asks for respect with the decisions she makes for her kids but talks all around town about everyone else’s kids…

  • george costanza
    the angry taint
    September 14, 2020 at 8:08 am

    That is one scary,twisted and evil looking smile.

  • IBlTA
    September 14, 2020 at 7:54 am

    “ The mere fact that her kids go to private school should disqualify her from sitting on the School Committee. If the public schools in your town aren’t good enough for your semen demons then you should not be serving on a board that oversees the public schools.

  • Sheeza Filthikunt
    September 14, 2020 at 7:01 am

    She’s in desperate need of a Cleveland Steamer. Her face is perfect for cleanup duty.

  • Vouchers Work
    September 14, 2020 at 6:57 am

    This is why we should have vouchers. The union controlled schools are just indoctrination centers at this point. Level the playing field and let all parents choosewhere to educate their kids.

    • Pay for your own damn kids
      September 14, 2020 at 7:02 am

      Parents should pay for their own kids to go to school. If you don’t have kids or if your kids are grown up you should not have to pay school taxes. The main reason property taxes are so high is that the school systems are getting most of this money and it goes into the pockets of libtard teachers and administrators who make a huge salary to work half the year.

      DEFUND EDUCATION. let parents pay for their own cum stains.

  • Betty Ford
    September 14, 2020 at 6:45 am

    Realtor. Enough said.

  • Thharrr she blows!
    September 14, 2020 at 6:02 am

    Damn, she’d give captain Ahab a hard on

  • Stunt Penis
    September 14, 2020 at 4:05 am

    I think its sweet she allows her kid to ride around on her back like that.

  • Judge dread
    September 14, 2020 at 2:08 am

    it is funny how they look kinda hawt

    then zoom feed leaks and they look like she has not showered in 5 days. she is like a female version of nick nolte’s arrests photo.

  • Cartwright
    September 14, 2020 at 1:45 am

    Realtors and school committee members are some of the worst people on the planet.

  • This ugly bitch needs a mask
    September 14, 2020 at 12:40 am

    Please lady put on a muzzle and cover up at least half of that ugly fade. A milf you are NOT!

  • Raise your own damn kids or don’t have them.
    September 14, 2020 at 12:38 am

    If you can’t feed em don’t breed em

    If you can’t keep them under your watch don’t pop them out of your crotch

    Guys remember:

    Before you hit her in the seat package your meat.

    Before you tap her throw on a wrapper.

  • Realtor?
    September 14, 2020 at 12:36 am

    This woman is a realtor? By her appearance, she doesn’t look to be able to sell an American dollar for 75 cents. Hope her sales skills are up to snuff. How many homes has she sold in the past year? Keep in mind the last 6 months have been a strong sellers market.

    • Know the Truth
      September 14, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      She has sold 2 homes in the last 12 months. Combined total of $759,000 and she’s a fulltime realtor. I’d never hire her

      • North of the Border
        September 14, 2020 at 8:53 pm

        So at a standard commission of 3 percent that comes out to about $23k.

        Jesus H. Christ, she’s about as useful as a football bat. Hope they aren’t dependent on her income for anything substantial, or else she’s gonna be hooking in Springfield at the MGM before you can say, “Where’s daddy?”

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          September 18, 2020 at 3:44 am

          If the children can go to private school and ride horses I’d speculate that Daddy makes all the bread. The “realtor” dress-up game is busy work so she doesn’t end up smashing the pool boy.

  • Ugly Bitch
    September 14, 2020 at 12:33 am

    A face not even a mother could love. I’ve seen better heads on pimples. This chick is a 3 bagger. One for her head, one for your head and one next to the bed for quick access just in case one of the bags on either of your heads rips during sex. I guess they are all the same upside down in the dark though. She is a hypocrite too. Not many redeeming qualities.

  • Bob Murchison
    September 14, 2020 at 12:15 am

    I’m open to her dropping a log on my chest.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    September 14, 2020 at 12:00 am

    What a mug on this broad. Yikes. Definitely turn the lights out, please. If you’re gonna be that ugly you need to compensate with either a great personality or smoking body. Quick, someone offer her to the boons as a sacrifice.

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