I Can’t Believe How Old Aaron Hernandez’ College Girlfriend (Who Is Alleging That He Was Gay) Got In Just 7 Or 8 Years 

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A couple weeks back the Oxygen channel put together a documentary on Aaron Hernandez, which was produced by his shady lawyer Jose Baez. The narrative they were pushing was as follows:

  • Aaron Hernadez was a good person
  • CTE made Aaron Hernandez hang around with bad people
  • Aaron Hernandez didn’t pull the trigger that killed Oden Lloyd
  • Oden Lloyd made a gay joke which was why Aaron Hernandez’ friends killed him on his behalf (Michele McPhee suggest this, not his lawyers who deny that he did it)
  • Aaron Hernandez was persecuted because of his fame
  • Aaron Hernandez was 100% gay, as was stated by his gay lawyer
  • Aaron Hernandez decided to kill himself because Michele McPhee, Gerry Callahan, and Kirk Minihane made a “tight end-wide receiver” joke on WEEI

The most remarkable part of the story to me wasn’t any of that though. It was his college girlfriend, Alyssa Anderson. This was her and Aaron in college:

Not bad.

This is her now:

Ho-Lee Shit. She looks like a 45 year old mother of three on her way to parent teacher conferences. This woman is 28 years old? How is that possible? What was college, 7 or 8 years ago? That’s a HARD 7 or 8 years right there. You’d think she was the one who did time. But I guess that’s what dating Aaron Hernandez will do to a person.

She also alleged that he was gay:

“Back in college, there was text messages I saw on his phone when he came back from a trip in Connecticut that was [from] a male, that didn’t have a name, didn’t really say too much. But it was a relationship with somebody,” Anderson said. “And when I questioned him about it, he always denied it. And then, in one of the letters, he opened up about it and he did admit to it. I questioned his sexuality when we were in college.”

I could care less if he was gay. But if that was the case then no wonder he didn’t mind going to prison. Talk about a cheap date!! Plus, he had this to cuddle up to every day:

Kyle “Pure” Kennedy. A man with no soul. And I mean that quite literally – he legally sold his soul when he was in juvey.

Quite frankly I’m starting to think Ernest Wallace was the shooter but Hernandez told him, “I got this dog.”

Honestly, he made the right choice dumping her. Because Shayanna Jenkins is the most ride or die bitch who has ever lived. Granted, she’s human garbage and completely delusional. She doesn’t understand why her sister turned on her fiance because she had only been dating Oden Lloyd for a couple months. Because apparently he should be forgiven because he knew her longer than the guy he murdered. Can’t argue with that logic.

Jose Baez and the MSM have predictably blamed McPhee along with Kirk and Callahan for driving Aaron Hernandez to suicide. Which of course is absolute dog shit. Aaron Hernandez killed himself for the money because Jose Baez likely urged him to. He was a fucked up and damaged individual who may have been gay. He was also a cold blooded murderer, so who gives a shit if his feelz got hurt about a gay joke made on the radio. His feelings stopped becoming relevant the moment he started killing people.

30 Comment(s)
  • Ann
    May 11, 2020 at 1:28 am

    I am just now watching this. Aaron Hernandez was not a good person. CTE was not the only reason he was the way he was. He was in a gay relationship. They never said Odin made a gay comment which lead to him getting killed. He did in fact shoot his friend in the face and dump him in the street.
    Did you ever think why (during this documentary) Aaron would get upset when guys would stare at him in bars and he would play it off like he would be mad about it? He was confused about his feeling and it is easier to get pissed around your buddies then to admit it.
    Let’s not forget the fact he was a pothead. So if he had a bad case of CTE, he shouldn’t of been smoking weed.
    What I found interesting is that if you go back and watch the 4-Runner coming out of the parking garage you can clearly see that the person in the passenger seat has on a yellow shirt which would be Bailey his friend. But in the court room, Bailey claimed that he was driving and not Aaron. The Judge, Procecutor nor the Defense even notice that is not accurate. I even hit the reverse on my DVR to look again. Aaron was driving.
    Sad he thought he had to commit suicide.

  • Bulldog
    April 8, 2018 at 12:34 am

    It’s not an allegation, Hernandez was gay. He told his attorney so his homosexuality couldn’t be used against him at trial. He also had a boyfriend in prison who he left money and a letter for after he committed suicide. His exes even said they had a feeling he was gay.

  • Sveska the Norwegian Herdsman
    April 5, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Ha! You did not know the brown guy was a gay? He put on tight pants and ran around waiting for men to hug him to the ground. Did you need for him to just tell you he liked penises? You are all bad at math.

  • ElGuapo
    April 5, 2018 at 10:15 am

    Totally not like gay guys are known to be overly emotional or anything

  • Stevo
    April 5, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Everyone of them are crazy. All with their hands out.

  • TortugaNino
    April 5, 2018 at 7:52 am

    Odin* I really couldn’t care less about spelling or grammatical errors on this site, but there is no way you live in New England and don’t know how to spell that guys name.

  • A-Aron H.
    April 5, 2018 at 2:30 am

    Just hangin’ around, checking out the comments…

    • Lame Jokester
      April 5, 2018 at 7:09 am

      You done messed up.

  • Pedojew
    April 5, 2018 at 12:42 am

    He was lucky to play in the gay capital of the world. I think he stitched rainbow flags in prison.

    • The electric horseman
      April 5, 2018 at 7:53 am

      Your commentary on a deceased member of the Mass State Police earned you almost 30 thumbs down. I will haunt your every post. You deserve to die in a fire.

      Go fahk yaself

    • Pedojew
      April 5, 2018 at 8:32 am

      30 thumbs down on turtleboy is a good thing,speech police who’s name I won’t repeat. Have fun being a

      • The electric horseman
        April 5, 2018 at 8:58 am

        ^^^. Your mothers placenta and cervix should have been doused with bleach. Go fahk yaself.

  • 2wEntEe
    April 4, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    Hernandez is by far one of the dumbest MF’s in the history of dumb MF’s

    • Ann
      May 11, 2020 at 1:07 am

      This may be 2 yrs old, but how would you feel if someone said something about your mom, sister, aunt, niece or grandmother? Grow up.

  • 1 Eyed Jack
    April 4, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    She’s not old looking, she just looks like a dude. Turtle dood could you get a shot of her man hands? Aaron took one for the team, like a soldier.

  • Donald J. Trummp
    April 4, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    This very sad looking woman approached me at Mar a Lago babbling about her gay boyfriend and trying to hang out with me! She was still bleeding from a facelift! I SAID NO!

  • Joanna Boyer
    April 4, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    I couldn’t agree more about Alyssa!! I was like damn she looks so old and now even a little bit attractive !!! Rough paper route ?

    • Joanna Boyer
      April 4, 2018 at 6:18 pm


  • Tight Cutz
    April 4, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    He could be a switch hitter but as a rule you always have to question the sexuality of anyone with that haircut.

  • Alex Reimer the dainty creamer and filthy screamer
    April 4, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    I have to say. At least Kirk clownpunher and Gerry queefahan picked on an adult….

    Am I forgiven? Are people still angry? I thought when the Ron b’orgies thing happened you would forget?

  • Gupta’s Uncle
    April 4, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    And when they get in their late 40’s, early 50’s they develop the personality of a rattlesnake. Especially the wealthy , high fashion ones in South America.
    They may be exceptionally gorgeous , but look out and give ‘em room!

    TB: When are you going to have my nephew on your podcast again?

  • Gupta’s Uncle
    April 4, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    And when they get in their late 40’s, early 50’s they develop the personality of a rattlesnake. Especially the wealthy , high fashion ones in South America.

    TB: When are you going to have my nephew on your podcast again?

  • Will Crusher
    April 4, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    Hispanic women in general don’t age very well.

    • pro trump
      April 4, 2018 at 9:29 pm

      trash spick slut

  • Now this
    April 4, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Báez is gay? I thought this was the same lawyer that made Casey Anthony work off her legal bills. When he took on the Hernandez case I figured it was so he could him get some Shayanna.

    • Joanna Boyer
      April 4, 2018 at 6:16 pm

      Nooooo another lawyer of his haha

    • El Jeffe
      April 4, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      George Leontire is the gay attorney. He worked on the car with Baez.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 4, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    He was a dirty hood rat who happened to be good at football. He got what he deserved.

  • Race Turbator
    April 4, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    “Kennedy”. That kid is about as Irish as Carlos Mencia. What the fuck. Stop fucking rachet Hispanics, white people. That’s probably what happened to Charlestown.

    • Will Crusher
      April 4, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      What Mr. Turbator said ^

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