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Turtleboy isn’t exactly a Hillary Clinton fan. But the fact of the matter is that she’s gonna get the democratic nomination with her eyes closed because the other tow white guys are morons. Personally I cannot stand her terrible commercials and incessant whining about wage gaps while she rambles on in her bright orange pant suits. But I have to admit, the move she pulled in Saturday night’s debate was one of the greatest power moves I’ve ever seen, and I can’t help but respect her for it.
The debate took a quick commercial break, and when they came back only Martin O’Malley and Bernie Sanders were on stage. So where was Hillary?
As you can see, she clearly was taking an earth shattering smash and couldn’t be bothered to come back. And I absolutely LOVE it. Bernie and Martin are jokes. Hillary could’ve rushed out of there and debated on with these two losers, but why should she? There’s no worse feeling than being rushed when you’re taking a dump. She’s a former first lady and the surefire presidential nominee for a major political party. Why should she not get that last nugget out? Why should she be rushed? Why should she have to drop silent but deadly farts on the stage for the rest of the debate? She’s Hillary Goddamn Clinton. She buries anyone who gets in her way, just ask Vince Foster. She’ll come out of that bathroom when she damn well pleases.
P.S. I’d LOVE to watch her try this shit on Trump. Zero point zero percent chance he wouldn’t ask her if she double flushed it.
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