I can’t stop looking at this picture taken from the Cleveland Indians home game and laughing.
This is why you can’t have nice things Cleveland. Like LeBron James. And jobs.
Easily the most awkward picture you will ever see in your life. The guy dressed as Indians mascot Chief Wahoo clearly has realized at the exact moment this picture was snapped, that he just made a really, really poor decision. The Native American dude looks about as amused as the Japanese business executives who told George Costanza, “You must go now,” after trying to impress him with the fact that Jerry was on the Super Terrific Happy Hour:
Either way, I kind of feel for the the white guy in red face. He lives in Cleveland. He has to root for the finest teams Cleveland has to offer – the Indians, Browns, and Cavs. At least they don’t have a hockey team, so they can pull for the Columbus Blue Jackets, who apparently could make the playoffs this year. Either way, I still can’t believe the Indians never won a World Series in the 90’s and apparently this guy can’t either. Those teams they had with Albert Belle, Carlos Baerga, Kenny Lofton, Omar Vizquel, Jim Thome, and of course Manny Ramirez, were simply the most stacked lineups you will ever see assembled on a baseball field. How come they didn’t win then? Because their pitching was led by the guy who this idiot has spray painted on his left arm – Charles Freaking Nagy.
So the white guy loses here because he looks like an asshat. The Native American dude loses because his entire heritage is once again being mocked. And of course they both lose collectively because they have to live in Cleveland. Meanwhile in Boston we’re all parading our trophies around and celebrating yet ANOTHER world championship. This is why they hate us people. Because they wanna be us more then you can possibly imagine.
Feel free to share your thoughts to keep the conversation going.