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I Could Watch DeMarcus Cousins Facialize Celtics Jae Crowder All Day

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The Celtics weren’t able to trade for DeMarcus Cousins, which is too bad because he does stuff like this.

Fa-Cial. DeMarcus has to weigh 300 pounds, but this fat bastard could pretty much destroy everyone reading this in a 40 yard dash. It took this gigantic lard exactly three steps to waltz in and yam it in Jae Crowder’s face from the three point line. (by the way, who the hell are all these chumps in Green now?)

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Commence facial.

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Yup. That’s defense in the NBA. Since can’t stop a 300 pound runaway train, you might as well just stand there and trying to get run over.

I would say that I want the Celtics to keep losing so we can get a better draft pick, but that never seems to work out well for us. Oh well, if they’re gonna lose I hope they at least keep getting posterized like that.

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1 Comment(s)
  • peter pan
    February 21, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    At least the Celtics have like 8 first rounds picks. The B’s future stud goalie looked like dog shit and they have no defense worthy of any playoff run. Keep dougie, patrice, pastrnak, krejic & soderberg fire sale the rest of the team. On the bright side maybe games will be more affordable next year.

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