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I Got The Harassment Order Against Charlotte McFarland For Threatening To Burn My House Down And He Put On A Show In Court


I had my date with Charlotte McFarland in Leominster District Court today for a hearing on the harassment order I filed for after discovering that this lunatic has been threatening to burn down my house, along with several other disturbing posts.

I didn’t think Charlotte was gonna show up today, since it seems strange that someone who doesn’t work has access to a car. But there he was with his Adam’s apple front and center in courtroom 300 when I got to Leominster District Court. I explained to Judge Noonan that this individual has been harassing and threatening me for the last 19 months. I read all the messages and posts out loud and Charlotte had a chance to respond. He admitted to posting all of that but attempted to justify it by ranting about Bret and other anonymous turtle riders allegedly threatening him and blah, blah, blah. Charlotte clearly could not comprehend that none of that mattered because we were there to discuss the things he posted and sent.

Judge Noonan asked Charlotte if he considered this a threat:

Charlotte responded by asking him, “would you want your house burned down with a molotov cocktail?” In other words, it’s not a threat because it’s just a statement of fact that it would be a shame if anyone had their house burned down. Charlotte also mentioned that he was part of the “Boston burners” community, and everyone looked around, hoping someone knew what that meant, but sadly no one did. It’s an interesting move to mention that you’re part of a group with the word “burners” in it while fighting a harassment order that comes from a threat to burn someone else’s house down. Sadly it did not work out in Charlotte’s favor and the harassment order has been granted:

Let it be known – if you do what Charlotte does, I’m going to do the same thing to you. You can hate the blog, call me names, etc. I really don’t care. But when you break the law, I will hold you accountable for that.

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.

Don’t. Disrespect. Donut. Friday.


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26 Comment(s)
  • babyangel
    October 13, 2020 at 7:24 am

    WOW Charolette mcfarland has an AMAZING BODY ( VERY NICE tits!) if you looked her up on FB and theres some photos of her on there spitting fire from her mouth

  • ms100
    March 23, 2019 at 3:40 am

    Keep beating these bitches up via lawfare! Take it to the max. Sue for damages. The point is not to win anything, they probably don’t have much, but the process is costly. We all need to fund TB so he has a war chest.

  • Just Aromantic
    March 21, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Do i sense sparks between you three? or four? he/her/it and you? There is definitely something in the Spring air…

  • Richyrich
    March 19, 2019 at 5:26 am

    This was a no brainer, given the evidence that TBS had on hand. I am far more interested in knowing what is happening with that weasel ADA. Is she going to get her comeuppance?

  • The Empty Chair At Charlotte's Table For Two
    March 19, 2019 at 12:49 am

    The only date Charlotte can get is a date in court. Don’t poke the turtle.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 18, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Oh I am only here to poke turtle turd

  • Jim
    March 18, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    I think he meant Boston flamers

  • She'll be back
    March 18, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    For the insane a restraining order is an invitation… to juicy to resist.

  • Charlotte McFarland
    March 18, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    You really think a piece of paper will stop the mighty Charlotte McFarland?
    Think again pinhead.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 18, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Jesus! Elton John really looks like shit!

    Oh, wait…

  • Mike Muppet
    March 18, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    This is glorious news.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 18, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Score! TB 1 He/She 0!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 18, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Good news for once. Excellent Uncle T

  • Cunt Hair Splitter
    March 18, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    I once threatened a guy by saying I was going to take him out. My lawyer told him it could have meant I was going to take him out to eat.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Show me where the text message hurt your feelings.

    What a snowflake.

  • SMH
    March 18, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Those bug googles are for the fleas and lice when she goes down on her girlfriend.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 18, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Careful with those gender pronouns Uncle T. You got a restraining order against Charlotte Mcfarland for threatening to burn down your house and “it” put on a show in court today.

  • White Power Ranger
    March 18, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    I gotta laugh at every a
    sentence that refers to Charlotte then describes Charlotte as he in the second part of the sentence.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 18, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Now you should file an ERPO against her. Keep beating these fuckers into the ground. Figuratively, of course. Unless the order gets violated. Then, literally.

  • LOB
    March 18, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Charlotte – maybe Jucin’ Jeremy can help ease your pain ! Or maybe you and the skipnoodle from Fitchburg could “hang out” to help cure your pain!

  • Adam from Eden
    March 18, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    You know that bitch Eve had the apple.
    Not ME

  • juror seven esq.
    March 18, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    What I find most amazing is this took place the day after St. Patrick’s Day and those sons of Erin showed up for work. The Judge Noonan, Phillip O’Toole the clerk.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 18, 2019 at 12:40 pm


  • Maggie the Cat
    March 18, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Good job.

  • G Gordon Lidded
    March 18, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Well done. Now let’s see what happens with the ADA which I feel is even more despicable than what this crazy fucker did. The ADA works for the commonwealth and committed a crime and violated state ethics standards.

  • mrme
    March 18, 2019 at 12:05 pm


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