I Really Don’t Give A Shit What Brandon Cooks Or Any Patriots Players Did During The National Anthem As Long They Do The Job They’re Paid To Do

I Really Don’t Give A Shit What Brandon Cooks Or Any Patriots Players Did During The National Anthem As Long They Do The Job They’re Paid To Do

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Alright so everyone’s talking about the national anthem protests that went on yesterday and I just had to share my turtle takes on it:

  • The entire movement is grounded in bullshit. The idea that the police in America are systematically racist has been debunked by facts and science time and time again.
  • Michael Bennett is a liar and a race baiter who alleged that he was brutalized by the Las Vegas PD, but in reality he was temporarily detained because he ran and jumped over a wall during an active shooting situation.
  • Colin Kaepernick isn’t out of the league because he took a knee, or because he’s not good enough. He’s definitely good enough to be at least a backup somewhere. Kaep is out because of the crazy shit he says on Twitter and goes around saying nice things about third world dictators like Fidel Castro. Lots of players took a knee last season. The only one being blackballed is Kaepernick.
  • Protesting the anthem at this point is meaningless and no longer has anything to do with black lives matter. It might’ve at first, but at this point it’s all about one thing – a dick measuring contest with the President, who for some reason had all this free time to yesterday to tweet about how triggered he was a million times. All these attention whores took a knee or sat during the anthem because Trump said they should be fired for doing so. They were trying to prove a point that had nothing to do with police brutality.
  • Trump didn’t say they should be fired because he’s racist. He said it because he fires people for a living. Just ask the Mooch about job security under his watch.
  • Trump is right. If NFL owners want to fire their employees for not standing for the anthem they are free to do so. When you’re the boss you get to make the rules. Don’t like it? See ya later.
  • At the same time Bob Kraft and other owners who gave this their blessing are well within their rights to do so. It doesn’t mean they’re unpatriotic. It means that that they think it’s better for their football team and their business to allow this to happen. NFL owners are some of the most conservative people in America. All this bullshit going around about them being snowflakes gives me a popsicle headache.
  • The players who knelt did exactly what Trump wanted them to do – they reacted to him. He is a master of this, and people keep falling for it. He expressed his opinion that he’d fire them if he was running the team. But he’s not running the team, so who gives a shit?
  • Shaun King continues to be a race baiting piece of human garbage:

  • Newsflash – the fans who booed the players are well within their rights to do so. Free speech works both ways. It doesn’t mean their racist, it just means that they decided to let the players whose salaries they pay for, understand what they thought of their protest. Deal with it.
  • I really don’t care if you kneel for the anthem. Why is kneeling bad? You know where I kneel? Church. Because it’s a sign of reverence.
  • Forcing people to stand for a song is a pretty stupid way to get people like this to love their country. If you really wanna show them how great America is then let them choose to do this while you stand and then move on with your life. That’s what really makes America great. No one can make us do shit. If you tell me I can’t take a knee, I’m gonna be a lot more interested in doing it just because you told me I can’t. FACKS.
  • I also don’t care if you sit or don’t come out for the national anthem, as long as you win the game. Sports mean more to me than politics by a long shot. The Patriots had 17 players kneel yesterday. I might give a shit if they had ended up losing the game. But they won, so they did their job.
  • No one better exemplified the Patriot way yesterday than Brandon Cooks. He was one of the 17 to take a knee. But then he went on and had 131 receiving yards and two touchdowns, including the game winner in the closing moments. That’s why we’re the best. Because people like Gronk can go out and be wild animals in the offseason, and people like Cooks and McCourtey can take a knee during the anthem, but when they come to work they do their jobs. Brandon Cooks did his job, so what he did during the anthem doesn’t matter to me in the least bit.




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17 Comment(s)
  • topher
    September 27, 2017 at 11:39 am

    His name is Brandin, not Brandon.

  • chrissy
    September 25, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    Wwy are you trolling me under my name?

    • True Reality Speaks
      September 25, 2017 at 8:15 pm

      Don’t flatter yourself, poser.

      • chrissy
        September 25, 2017 at 8:22 pm

        okay so it’s not you, sorry man
        it could be anyone

        • Wwy
          September 25, 2017 at 8:31 pm

          I think it’s that guy Ponch chrissy.

          • chrissy
            September 25, 2017 at 9:27 pm

            I don’t think it’s either of you

          • chrissy
            September 25, 2017 at 10:11 pm

            but ty ^~^

            sorry again for unfairly accusing you

            i will find them and troll them back
            and if i can’t i’ll just pick up their hobby

  • Wwy
    September 25, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Lol TB is triggered he had a rough day yesterday no one cares about cheaters either,how many yards did he have,not our fault they jewed the flag.

  • chrissy
    September 25, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    I guess the lesson to be learned here is you can take a dumb nigga, send them to college and pay them millions of dollars to run and play catch but at the end of the day all you are left with is a dumb nigga.

    • chrissy
      September 25, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      who is trolling me in my own name?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      September 25, 2017 at 8:13 pm

      Stupidity knows no color. Plenty of white and other color lemmings are just as ignorant. Just look at the make up of the Democrat party.

      • chrissy
        September 25, 2017 at 8:23 pm

        I didn’t write that racist thing.
        they just wrote it under my name to freak me out lol

      • Realist
        September 25, 2017 at 11:10 pm

        What party caters to Orange people?

  • chrissy
    September 25, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    “All Americans R granted rights 2 peaceful protests,” Dale Earnhardt Jr. tweeted JFK quote
    “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

  • Alex
    September 25, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Agree on your point about the owners.
    Agree on your point with Trump.

    You say “The idea that the police in America are systematically racist has been debunked by facts and science time and time again”.

    Not true.

    Happy to share academic references on that matter.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      September 25, 2017 at 8:09 pm

      The View and HuffPo are not”academic” references, so you should start over. I’d suggest going all the way back to kindergarten – but I don’t want you to over exert that “intellect” of yours.

      Maybe you could host a seminar over at Mosaic? I hear they’re looking for some useful idiots to exploit.

    • Uncle Sam
      September 26, 2017 at 6:37 am

      Why don’t they see how much thier beloved country of Cuba would pay them for playing football?

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