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I Want To Vote For A Democrat In 2020 But Cory Booker And Liz Warren’s Faux Outrage Over Shitholegate Makes That Impossible

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Never got a chance to chime in on Shitholegate last week. I naively assumed we’d have moved onto something, ya know, important by now. But alas it’s 2018 and the only thing that matters to certain individuals are hurt feelings and imaginary racism. It’s not just the Didi Delgado’s of the world either. It’s our elected officials.

Let me start by saying that Trump’s shithole comment shouldn’t surprise anyone, and it definitely happened. Please, stop trying to act like it didn’t happen. Trump was caught on a hot mic using the phrase, “grab them by the pussy.” I assure you that shithole is not beneath him. This is just who he is at this point – an unfiltered guy at the bar who talks like your average Facebook yahoo and says a lot of things that previously were considered stupid.

With that being said, there isn’t a single person who is actually offended by that comment. Not one. Just a bunch of people pretending to be offended because that’s the cool thing to do now – get offended by everything. Haiti is a shithole. That’s just a fact. Everyone knows that. People go to Haiti to do relief work. They don’t go there to vacation. Every single white celebrity who threatened to leave the country if Trump got elected said they were moving to Canada. Ya know, the white neighbor. No one said they were moving to Haiti.

Trump didn’t pick Haiti because people there are black, he mentioned Haiti because Haiti is a shithole. And he doesn’t want immigration from shithole countries. I disagree with this approach, but it’s certainly not racist or offensive. Presidents Lyndon Johnson notoriously used to conduct cabinet meetings while taking a shit with the door open. President Clinton caught brains in every crevice of the White House. No one cared about class or dignity until 45 came in.

If democrats were smart and they actually wanted to take the White House back in 2020, all they have to do is point out how it’s un-American and makes no sense to suggest that only people from nice countries should come here. Newsflash – people from Norway have no desire to come to America because they’re not a dirt poor shithole. The only people that want to come to our country are people who currently live in shitholes. That’s literally the entire point of immigration – upgrading.

But if you start calling him a racist, then you’re implying that everyone who voted for him was a racist. And you’re telling voters that Trump’s immigration policies are inherently racist, so if you support them then you’re a racist too. This is literally the worst thing you can do when trying to court new voters. When you call me a racist I am going to vote the opposite way you want me to vote purely out of spite for you. Because you suck and I get joy out of seeing you be miserable.

It makes me want to vote for Trump again, even though I don’t agree with his immigration policy. Why? Because Trump is the guy who is taking one for the team. Before he came around SJWs called everyone racist. Now they focus on him. And he could give two shits. So anyone who has been falsely accused of being racist automatically identifies with Trump once the race card starts coming out again. We’ve all been there before, and we despise the self righteous white assholes who try to score SJW points by calling other people racist.

The reaction to this from Cory Booker and Elizabeth Warren in particular is exactly why he’s going to win again in 2020. I’d vote for a normal democrat. I want to. But I will never, ever, ever vote for anyone whose go to play is the race card, or someone who thinks I give a shit about FEELINGS. I don’t. I care about what all Americans care about – the economy and free speech. And right now the economy is great and free speech is under attack from one side.

Instead of Congress actually doing things right now for the American people they are launching a full fledged investigation into whether or not Trump said the world “shitole.” Here’s what Cory Booker did today if you missed it:

First of all, he didn’t call the people from Haiti shitholes. He pointed out that their country is a shithole. Because it is.

Secondly, there’s no such things as tears of rage. And Cory Booker was not the least bit saddened by the shithole comment. He’s just pretending to be because he’s virtue signaling.

Thirdly, this is a man beating his chest and yelling as loud as he can at a woman in the era of me too. Proving once again that all this concern about women is all just bullshit. There’s only one good kind of woman to these frauds – the kind that agrees with you.

Then there Chief Sitting Bullshit in Cambridge the other day:

And the diverse crowd of gentrified yuppies who have priced people of color out of Cambridge goes wild!!

The more you call him a racist the more working class people in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin want to vote for him again. They have jobs. That’s all that matters. They don’t care about shitholes, and they certainly don’t wanna hear some white chick from Massachusetts lecture them about how racist they are.

This is a woman who knowingly lied and claimed to be Native American in an attempt to gain preference in law school. That’s one of the most racist things you can possibly do. But yea, she’s earned the right to call other people racist. Definitely.

Anyway, like I said, I generally agree with liberals more on immigration issues. I see no use for a wall. I am willing to accept the fact that some shitheads will come into this country from shithole countries because they will be accompanied by driven and hard working people from shitholes who want to come here, get jobs, and work their asses off to make this country a better place. If they just stick to that I’d find democrats a lot more appealing. But if you call Trump voters racist because they don’t see eye to eye with me on immigration, I will vote for Trump just to fuck you over.

62 Comment(s)
  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    January 22, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Chief Sitting Bullshit got me dying!!

  • Fake Rant Queen
    January 19, 2018 at 8:23 am

    Massachusetts Unemployment Rate Is Down To 3.8% Thanks To Trump But Turtleboy Wants To Vote Democrat Because He Misses Deval And Obama And Readers Are Just Useful idiots

  • Mike
    January 18, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Liz Warren is a cyst on the taint of Massachusetts. And Cory Booker’s ‘tears of rage’ are about as believable as his moose impression

  • Titiho
    January 18, 2018 at 11:27 am

    You want to vote for a demokkkrat? Your either a felon, insane, or an illegal alien.

  • Eric Garner
    January 18, 2018 at 7:14 am

    I.LOVE.this!!! <3

  • Publius
    January 17, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Warren makes us want to vote for Trump. Booker ok when he is not playing to a camera which is not too often.

  • Proud Republican
    January 17, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Shithole countries are nigger countries, and Turtleboy is SPOT ON. Trump has already said we need less from Haiti and Africa and more from Norway. If you’re white and you care about PROTECTING AND DEFENDING THE WHITE RACE, it’s obvious. THANK YOU TURTLEBOY! THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN!

    • GFY
      January 17, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      You are a fucking asshat.

      • True Reality Speaks
        January 17, 2018 at 10:53 pm

        Just another self-loathing lib projecting their own hatred of others.

        It’s gotta suck to be you.

        • Proud Reoublican is a child molesting piece of shit
          January 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm

          I’m conservative as fuck and I agree, you’re an asshat you fuckin idiot

    • Conservative
      January 19, 2018 at 2:05 pm

      This is why the Democrats lost. They have the minds of children.

  • Im NOT with her.
    January 17, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Elizabeth Warren always looks like she is on the verge of a nervous breakdown whenever she opens her mouth.

  • POS = Fauxcahontas
    January 17, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Elizabeth Warren is a fucking cunt. Abso-fucking-lutely useless fucking cunt.

  • those who don't know history..
    January 17, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Democrat Party, blood on it’s hands for almost 200 years.

  • Democrats are racebaiting Scum
    January 17, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Democrat party has so much blood on it’s hands, they deliberately created the KKK after the Civil War and again in the 20’s/30’s. It was open policy, Robert Bird US Senator West Virginia was a Grand Wizard in the KKK and very fond of the N-word.

    When the anti black race hustling started getting less votes then the anti white, anti business movement was getting. Democrats simply switched their tactics from African Americans to White Men and Christians of any color, creed or sex. Now Democrats don’t even represent blacks or white Americans. They exclusively cater to illegal aliens and the welfare, ssi crowd.

    Democrats including then President Obama lied their asses off on national tv over and over to cover-up Benghazi 60 days before the 2012 Presidential elections. American deaths meant nothing to them. Unemployment among blacks is lowest in 17 years under Trump and truthfully as we are all Americans and color shouldn’t matter unemployment is down for all of us. Thank god for Trump or we would be continuing the New Normal until crooked hillary.

    • In memory of Glen Doherty
      January 17, 2018 at 3:20 pm

      Attack aircraft could have been on station in Benghazi from Anzio in a very short amount of time. That is just one “official” base, assets all over the med region and Middle East including allied nations. Attack lasted 15 hours or so, Democrats we didn’t have enough time.. fucking liars. You find Democrats more appealing.. wow. Show me your friends and I’ll show you your future. One of those men killed in Benghazi was a local man, they called for help and no help came. That is atrocious!

  • VS
    January 17, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    I was once a Democrat. Once I noticed a big change happening, a divide, a division between races. A President encouraging dangerous groups to take the streets against authorities, I knew something was terribly wrong. He also didnt follow through w his promises. He made speeches about immigration laws and w border security and never fulfilled any of those promises. In second term The speaches took such a negative swist. I could’nt stand it any more. I could see the direction in which he was going with it. It could’nt be any clearer. I was so disappointed.
    In the end, He backed Hillary, that really pushed me over the edge.
    Now I am a proud Republican. I couldnt be happier with President Trump. He has done so much for this country and stuck to his promises. He is the voice ofbthe American people for the policies we demand. He is putting America and the American people first. MAGA!!!!!!

  • mitch
    January 17, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    Look at the faces of the people listening to Elizabeth Warren’s speech. I mean really look… They ADORE her !!! Why ?? Warren re-affirms their virtue signaling ! We are better people ! We love ourselves ! We are the good whites ! Trump voters are bad people, they are DEPLORABLE ! The people in this crowd would send you to the gas chamber in a second if they have power. Their hate for you equals their adoration for the fake indian.

  • My Bike is Broken
    January 17, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    The guy who claims he said this is the same guy (Dick Durban) who called US Troops Nazis. So not only do I not care what Druban thinks, I find what HE said FAR more offensive than anything President Trump has ever said. 

    • You didn't build that.. Obama and Muslims did
      January 17, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      Good point, US military PEOPLE died waiting for legal permission from Obama flunkies for an airstrike. This Durban has some nerve comparing US military to Nazis, US military handing out Halal meals and flu shots to anyone in the war zone.

      The modern Nazis are Islamic, they burn people alive in cages while Obama Spokesperson said terrorism is due to lack of good jobs and Americas fault for being so greedy and having a such an impressive space program. Democrats and Obama canceled the space shuttle program abruptly, pulled out of Iraq in 2011 creating ISIS and gave us $20-30k a year government health care including deductible and cost.

      • Perception of Fools
        January 18, 2018 at 8:34 am

        yeah man! fuck space exploration and the space shuttle program lets cancel that shit early and be dependent on the Russians for trips to the IST, Europeans can launch our satellites.. should help the Russian and Europeans to feel important or what–evaa!

        Under Obama and his voters and supporters in Congress, Nasa’s most important mission became Social Work cheer-leading for muslim self-esteem so they will “like us” more.

        They’d cut your throat for having a Christian sir name (that’s your last name for those of you with EBT cards or SSI checks) and they do cut throats and film it for youtube. They aint never gonna like you, me or Obama.

  • Ann Flaherty
    January 17, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Democrats are more appealing? They have no regard for not just necessary border control and vetted immigration, they have no regard for hard work and the taxpayer. Now you are taking the SJW route by defending the democrats for wanting open borders. The pseudo border control we have now is allowing in criminals and is directly related to the drug problem. You want to go along with the democrats and open borders? What could go wrong? Sounds like you and Didi are more alike than you think.

    PS every shithole city in this country is run by democrats

  • Bill Realist
    January 17, 2018 at 10:40 am

    Elizabeth Warren is a cyborg programmed to destroy. Everyone knows that. Look at the texture of it’s skin and those hollow lifeless eyes. The skin looks like its haphazardly stretched over the metal skeleton and fitted quite poorly once you really start to look at it. Same with Maggie Hassan. I think Hassan was one of the earlier models however because it seems even less refined than Warren.

    • Chris
      January 17, 2018 at 12:13 pm

      Maggie Hassan is the fake Jr. Senator for NH: she stole the seat from Kelly Ayotte because of 4000 fake walk-up votes from Boston. Even their Dem. Sec’y of State had the integrity to release the data proving it!

    • thought it was just me
      January 17, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      I’ve noticed how Warren sometimes shakes and gets shaky. Especially when she pounds her fist into her other hand and shouts “HAMMERED”.

      Looks like there is a control error causing all the actuators in her body to over compensate to keep her steady during and after the rapid punching motion or arm waving motion. The result being a shaky back and forth effect.

      In the following video turn off the volume and note her shaky torso and head and shaky hand and arm movements. If she were human it might be a central nervous system disorder or illness like Parkinson’s Disease but with her it’s a dampening failure in the actuators.

      • It’s true
        January 17, 2018 at 1:21 pm

        I’ve always noticed the shakiness. From the first time I saw her I thought she would make a great bobble head but I have yet to see one

        • Dude... spot on!
          January 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm

          Warren bobble-head, you are genius! Perfect comparison bc she really bobbles on her own. Warren bobble head figures could sink her bc they are so spot on, like “low energy jeb” or “crooked hillary”. Can’t wait for her tortured explanation of a rare disease and Native American heritage explanation… blah blah blah. Please somebody make those!

  • TJB
    January 17, 2018 at 10:25 am

    Democrat ‘mad Maxine waters. Lives in a walled castle outside of the shithole she *represents*. Multi millionaire. Eberting be rayciss! Living that lifestyle far removed from the shithole that you are supposed to be representing. Now that’s RASCIST.

  • Warren Peace
    January 17, 2018 at 10:25 am

    I hate Elizabeth Fauxchontis Warren. Not just for the fact she culturally mis-appriopiated my race but she has done nothing… zero for our state. Not one thing. She had three bills that some of the provisions were enacted in other bills but she has not done one thing! She complains a lot but does nothing. I will vote for anyone but her.

  • lovehatelove
    January 17, 2018 at 10:20 am

    honestly, i don’t fault turtle for voting Trump in

    even if he gets us all killed id rather die than see Hillary as POTUS

    • Fuck Hillary
      January 17, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      That was the ONLY reason I voted for Trump. Simply because I hate Hillary with a passion. That woman belongs in a prison, not the White House. Hitler and Satan could have had a child that grew up to start the apocalypse and I would still rather he (or she) be president. Hillary is the most vile, evil, disgusting woman on the planet. I hope she accidentally gets stuck by a needle with AIDS in it and she gets it and dies. Instantly.

    • Cucks to the Throne
      January 17, 2018 at 10:38 pm

      Do they let traitors to their own country vote for the MPs that enslave them?

  • Rayban5016
    January 17, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Love the article and your site, but why the hell would you vote for a democrat? The stand for just about everything thing you hate.

  • OJ Simpson
    January 17, 2018 at 9:41 am

    I can’t vote for a democrat. Associating with criminals is a parole violation.

  • FUCK LIBERALS
    January 17, 2018 at 9:39 am

    FUCK DEMOCRATS AND FUCK THEIR SUPPORTERS. I’m no republican but I will NEVER EVER vote for a democrat. You people are as worse as the worst rabid republicans you pretend to be so mad at

  • Beige Caulk
    January 17, 2018 at 9:22 am

    Normal
    Democrat

    Pick one

  • Barack Obama
    January 17, 2018 at 9:04 am

    I spent 8 years working in this and I’ll be dammed if I let anyone ruin the culture I created. You are racist just by saying that things are not racist. EVERYTHING is about the color of someones skin and nothing more. Corey Booker is a hero to the American people. I know that the city he oversees of Trenton may be the biggest Shithole in the country because he does not care about the people and only the votes but still a great man.

  • Hugh Jass
    January 17, 2018 at 8:59 am

    Poor TB. DiDi has wiped the floor with him. Messed with his head. Now he’s a sad shell of his former self. Don’t worry, TB, that massive FB lawsuit will put you back on top… just as soon as you file it… guffaw.

    • OJ Simpson
      January 17, 2018 at 9:42 am

      My dog went DiDi on the carpet again……..

    • Tax Man
      January 17, 2018 at 12:34 pm

      The IRS is coming for you, fat negro.

      Tell your honkey commie lesbian licksphincters that the fanclub is dissolved.

    • Citypoint
      January 17, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      You can’t be Kevin Lynch or Didi because you spelled sad correctly.
      So you’re probably just a sack of shit that got turtled in the past and are still butt hurt.

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      January 18, 2018 at 9:28 am

      …and she’s got a little white trick baby…

  • Didi DelGhetto
    January 17, 2018 at 8:47 am

    I always vote Democrat.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 17, 2018 at 9:02 am

      You are angry with DiDi because she exposed your hero for the abject fraud he really is. She and her minions have hobbled the great and powerful TB. Taken down his FB empire, apparently without even working up much of a sweat. He is left to mewl and whine and tilt at windmills with some nebulous FB lawsuit… sad. DiDi craps bigger’n TBS.

      • Nailed it
        January 17, 2018 at 10:22 am

        The lesson here is never underestimate the power of large groups of stay at home wives taking instructions from unemployed community organizers playing the race card. It’s like they say, idle hands…

        • hard cider
          January 17, 2018 at 12:32 pm

          Who is the biggest daytime queen to ever instruct mass audiences of weak minded white women and aimless women in general?

          Oprah, she ripped off the Phil Donahue show. Did it better than Phil and added the I am a woman you can trust me, assuaged the white guilt of her dopey groupies made women of color proud. Sold shit loads of books and other cheap crap and played the intellectual better than crazy Glenn Beck. She would be hard to stop if she ran but she would be crazy to run because her lifestyle would be over. Trump digs, armed security, meetings and the confrontation of politics. Oprah could buy a country and chill out with friends and family, it would be a step-down for Oprah.

          Anyone else remember the school Oprah opened in Africa where all the kids were getting raped and abused?

          • Mike
            January 17, 2018 at 4:22 pm

            You forgot to add that she became a billionaire in the process.

          • hmm
            January 18, 2018 at 8:37 am

            just a guess, the comment mentions she could by her own country, to the literate that kinda covers the billionaire big money point.

      • White Privilege
        January 17, 2018 at 12:47 pm

        First TB advantage: He’s white.
        Second TB advantage: He pays taxes.
        Third TB advantage: You really don’t know who the fuck he is, even though you think you do. Once again – even though you *think* you do.
        Fourth TB advantage: Everyone knows who you are, and you have white lesbians post every time they throw money at your fat colored ass, so your undeclared income is easily traceable and vulnerable to audit, because the honkey rugmunchers will declare what they give you as charitable disbursements on their taxes.
        Fifth TB advantage: Trump is president.
        Sixth advantage: TB’s followers are righteous and furious white people from all walks of life. Didi minions are submissive suburban twats who are afraid of their own shadows, big mouthed black women with no common sense, and squealing homos.
        Seventh advantage: The cops are on TB’s side.

        Bring it, fupanegro cheesehog. We love this shit.

      • PhilSimmsSucks
        January 18, 2018 at 9:26 am

        Fat Ass,
        We don’t like Didi because she’s a big, fat, foul-smelling racist pig, welfare slug.
        Get a clue, you fucking moron. Get a job while you’re at it.

  • Ball Stompin' Ed
    January 17, 2018 at 8:38 am

    It’s Trump pretty pro ‘legal immigration’? (As in his wife.)

    Turtleboy supports illegal immigration and open borders?

    SAD!

  • "I didn't leave the Democratic Party. The Party left me" Ronald Reagan 1962
    January 17, 2018 at 7:18 am

    “I’d vote for a normal Democrat” …. Al Franken? Chuck Schumer? Durbin? Pelosi? Bernie Sanders?

    Wake up, the Democrat party left you a long time ago. Jack Kennedy would be considered a alt-right Republican beyond Trump by today’s standards, he risked nuclear war with Russia surrounded Cuba with the US Navy and wouldn’t let the Russians through. Trump flies a couple bombers over our ally South Korea and people lose their minds.

    The Dems are now the party of DiDi, Uranium One, Seth Rich, jobs for ISIS, Fast and Furious, Louis Learner, Benghazi, Kate Steinle.

    “I want to” Why because they have the letter D next to their name.

    Every time I eat at this deli I get sick and the food is never what I order and the price is never the price. Yet I want to order some normal food there so badly! Some people don’t learn easily.

    • What he said ^
      January 17, 2018 at 7:58 am

      So true. Kennedy was one bad motherfucker. He wouldn’t understand his party today any better than they would understand him.

    • Warren Peace
      January 17, 2018 at 10:27 am

      I hate Elizabeth Fauxchontis Warren. Not just for the fact she culturally mis-appriopiated my race but she has done nothing… zero for our state. Not one thing. She had three bills that some of the provisions were enacted in other bills but she has not done one thing! She complains a lot but does nothing. I will vote for anyone but her.

    • mitch
      January 17, 2018 at 2:32 pm

      the democrats turned hard left 25 yrs ago and the average working class person is too busy working to follow politics. he thinks democrats support the working classes. in REALITY, the democrats represent the NON-WORKING CLASS.

  • James Carville
    January 17, 2018 at 7:13 am

    Dems poll well in shitholes. Dems benefit by turning nice cities and towns into shitholes. Of course they are going to be offended when shitholes get negative press.

    • Kevi
      January 17, 2018 at 11:09 am

      I pole well in shitholes

  • Captain Awesome Pants
    January 17, 2018 at 1:33 am

    So knowing what you know…what makes you want to vote for a Democrat? Time to Flip the script.

    P.S. Welcome Back TurtleBoy Sports!

  • Steven Stover
    January 17, 2018 at 1:30 am

    I am never voting Democratic because they are the true racists. Always were too. The Great Society, LBJ, and the modern day plantation all attest to it. It was designed to keep blacks down and dependent upon Democrats for some crumbs. It backfired on these racists and it kept most people down that were poor. I see it’s victim’s here in TB everyday. Gangs, generational welfare, no respect, one parent broods, decay, slums, hopelessness, no future, drug addiction. . . . . Republicans have no problem giving a person or family a helping hand. Unlike the Democrats who conspire to keep them poor. Educate yourselves turtles. Google The Great Society and LBJ and learn. And spread the word. Clive won’t. He’s a dumbass.

  • Ur mom
    January 17, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Well said- A+++

  • Finn
    January 17, 2018 at 12:00 am

    Why do you want to vote for a Democrat? Free lawyer?

    • mitch
      January 17, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      nice comeback Finn. Why on earth would TB want to vote for a ‘PROGRESSIVE’/Marxist ? everyone who has white skin or owns anything is racist. racist is the new kulak, and the democrats no longer hide this fact. they want globalism, in other words, one world govt, hmmmm, where have i heard that before ? oh yeah, from every communist in the world. workers of the world unite !! yeah right… the democrats hate your guts with a passion.

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