I just so happened to be looking at the Sherborn Board of Selectman agenda earlier this week, as I’m known to do from time to time, and I saw that there was an item on the agenda that interested me. Jon Fetherstone from Ashland was trying to get a permit for a prayer vigil in the center of town, that just so happened to be across the street from millionaire speech Nazi Bob Murchison. We all know Bobby Cocklava at this point. He’s the guy who harassed WEEI advertisers relentlessly with blatantly untrue emails that misrepresented the things Kirk Minihane and Gerry Callahan were saying on the air. The same guy who colluded with Globe hack Shirley Leung until WEEI gutlessly gave in to his demands to fire them both. And all because Bob has a daughter who turned into his son, and he didn’t agree with some of their opinions on little kids chemically castrating themselves because they felt like the opposite gender.
When I saw this on the agenda I knew that it was basically Murchison bait. No way he wouldn’t show up to oppose this, so obviously I needed to head to the meeting to finally get a chance to meet the man himself.
Unfortunately he must’ve known I was coming because he hid like the coward he is. But I drove down there and I was gonna stick around to see how the resolution did.
As Jon Fetherstone explained to the Board of Selectmen, the purpose of this prayer vigil was to bring together Minihane, Callahan, and Murchison, so they could pray together and realize that there differences didn’t define them. It passed unanimously.
Bobby Cocklava was probably watching from his mansion on Lake Street ripping the remaining pores out of his head.
He is going to rip those selectmen a new asshole, but it turns out he can’t bully a government institution like a Board of Selectmen because they MUST uphold free speech. You can do it to WEEI because they’re a gutless private company, but you can’t fuck with freedom. The prayer vigil is now on for next Saturday at noon in the center of Sherborn. I plan on being there so long as I didn’t already agree to do something with the wife and kids at that time which I forgot about, which is a distinct possibility .
And let me just say, I am thoroughly impressed with the town of Sherborn. It’s in the middle of nowhere and it’s hard to get to, which is how they keep out the riff raff. It’s the third highest per capita town in Massachusetts, and the whole time I was there I was just thinking about how cool it must be to be as rich as everyone there. Sometimes I go on Zillow to see if we could move to a town like this.
Maybe if we still had the Facebook page? And AdSense. And Twitter. And we weren’t being sued by a bunch of assholes.
But seriously, a lot of people don’t like the wealthy. I do, because I wanna be one some day. I just don’t wanna be an asshole furry like Bob Murchison.
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