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I Went To A Sherborn Board Of Selectmen Meeting To Confront Bob Murchison But He Hid From Me And The Board Voted To Allow A Protest/Vigil Outside Of Bob’s Condos

 

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I just so happened to be looking at the Sherborn Board of Selectman agenda earlier this week, as I’m known to do from time to time, and I saw that there was an item on the agenda that interested me. Jon Fetherstone from Ashland was trying to get a permit for a prayer vigil in the center of town, that just so happened to be across the street from millionaire speech Nazi Bob Murchison. We all know Bobby Cocklava at this point. He’s the guy who harassed WEEI advertisers relentlessly with blatantly untrue emails that misrepresented the things Kirk Minihane and Gerry Callahan were saying on the air. The same guy who colluded with Globe hack Shirley Leung until WEEI gutlessly gave in to his demands to fire them both. And all because Bob has a daughter who turned into his son, and he didn’t agree with some of their opinions on little kids chemically castrating themselves because they felt like the opposite gender.

When I saw this on the agenda I knew that it was basically Murchison bait. No way he wouldn’t show up to oppose this, so obviously I needed to head to the meeting to finally get a chance to meet the man himself.

Unfortunately he must’ve known I was coming because he hid like the coward he is. But I drove down there and I was gonna stick around to see how the resolution did.

As Jon Fetherstone explained to the Board of Selectmen, the purpose of this prayer vigil was to bring together Minihane, Callahan, and Murchison, so they could pray together and realize that there differences didn’t define them. It passed unanimously.

Bobby Cocklava was probably watching from his mansion on Lake Street ripping the remaining pores out of his head.

He is going to rip those selectmen a new asshole, but it turns out he can’t bully a government institution like a Board of Selectmen because they MUST uphold free speech. You can do it to WEEI because they’re a gutless private company, but you can’t fuck with freedom. The prayer vigil is now on for next Saturday at noon in the center of Sherborn. I plan on being there so long as I didn’t already agree to do something with the wife and kids at that time which I forgot about, which is a distinct possibility .

And let me just say, I am thoroughly impressed with the town of Sherborn. It’s in the middle of nowhere and it’s hard to get to, which is how they keep out the riff raff. It’s the third highest per capita town in Massachusetts, and the whole time I was there I was just thinking about how cool it must be to be as rich as everyone there. Sometimes I go on Zillow to see if we could move to a town like this.

Maybe if we still had the Facebook page? And AdSense. And Twitter. And we weren’t being sued by a bunch of assholes.

But seriously, a lot of people don’t like the wealthy. I do, because I wanna be one some day. I just don’t wanna be an asshole furry like Bob Murchison.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Liberalh8b8r
    October 27, 2019 at 11:30 am

    “But seriously, a lot of people don’t like the wealthy. I do, because I wanna be one some day. I just don’t wanna be an asshole furry like Bob Murchison”

    That’s my biggest point when people say things like “huurrr duurrr look at the peasants defending billionaires like they’re part of them”. I might not be a billionaire or a millionaire, but I will be someday and I want to keep what I earn when I earn it. None of you mother*****rs are entitled to what I make. You want a comfortable lifestyle and nice thing? Earn them like I have to.

    PS.. I also earn my inexpensive but well paying health insurance, disability, 401(k), and PTO (Paid Time Off for the deadbeats trolling. I’m looking at you Didi Smellgado) because I contribute to society. Try it and you can have nice things too

  • Yikes
    October 26, 2019 at 11:24 am

    If you write a blog and post a story whose headline starts with..

    “I Went To A Sherborn Board Of Selectmen Meeting To Confront…”

    You might want to re-assess your life .

  • Carlos Danger
    October 26, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Murchison on the weekends goes down to Roxbury and picks up a couple of blacks at a crack House and brings them home to bang his fat wife while he jacks off

    • Y
      October 26, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Can I join?
      – PierrE DelectO

  • Satchmo
    October 25, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    The fucking judens that run weeei are filthy scum

  • Rico
    October 25, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Just curios if the used gorilla glue or liquid nails to attach the dildo to the daughters snatch

  • Sam
    October 25, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    why would any girl with a dad that looks like Bob think. “gee I wanna become a dude so I can really look like my dad one day”

    and people don’t think that’s a illness?

  • Gabe Murchison
    October 25, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Next vigil should be out in front of Shirley Leung’s crib. Two wretched human beings.

    Nice cop out Turtle, “I’ll be there unless, I have a family event.” Portnoy would be there

    That’s the difference between tycoons and wannabes.

    Show up and throw up.

  • Rico
    October 25, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Murchison
    It’s not our fault you have a neck the size of a straw
    Not our fault your wife looks like shit run over twice
    Not our fault your kid had a dildo glued to her snatch in a crazy attempt to become a male
    It’s all your fault asshole

  • Russmo
    October 25, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Murchison looks like he’s getting chemo
    What an ugly pencil necked cocksucket
    He also looks like he has experimented sucking a few dicks in his time

    • Y
      October 25, 2019 at 2:29 pm

      I think Lurch looks like a dick with ears.

  • Y
    October 25, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Again, the muslim extremists love these people (gays, trannys, etc.) – they can’t reproduce.
    Muslims are reproducing in far greater numbers than us.
    The future looks great (sarcasm).

  • Y
    October 25, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Lurch disavows any negative talk against the mentally ill tranny community.

    Does he stick-up for any other group; would he disavow the below video (caution: very funny)?

  • Squeal Diamond
    October 25, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Hands. My Female hands.
    Creeping out, creeping me. Creeping you.

    Creep Caroline. Bom bom bom
    Being tranny feels so good. (So good so good so good)
    My dad’s inclined
    To be pegged with my fake “wood”
    But now I…

    Look at my dad, he seems so homely
    I filled him up in his poop chute
    And when he hurt
    His bugs eyes popped down to his shoulders
    How can I hurt when I’m pegging you.

    • TheCureForeHope
      November 2, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      Brilliant, Squeal!

  • ElJefe72
    October 25, 2019 at 11:02 am

    “I plan on being there so long as I didn’t already agree to do something with the wife and kids at that time which I forgot about, which is a distinct possibility .“

    Lol. The story of my life as well.

  • Bob murchison is a piece of shit
    October 25, 2019 at 9:59 am

    It’s a shame bug eyed bob cannot receive the same kind of financial hardships he bestowed on weei. Cannot believe this whole thing is over hurt feelings because everyone in the world isn’t on board with your views on freaks like your kid. You may be rich Bobby boy, but that doesn’t mean we have to agree with your warped views. Why don’t you and Shirley both f o a d, asshole.

    Also, Unc, don not ever relent on this d bag, he represents some of the worst that is currently wrong with our once fine nation. Fuck him, his day is coming, my friend Karma told me.

  • BTW
    October 25, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Kind of a dick move to post the kids picture, he didn’t ask for any of this.

    • Townie
      October 25, 2019 at 9:45 am

      No worries, bub! It’s just the ‘before’ picture!

    • Nik
      October 25, 2019 at 11:41 am

      Caroline Murchison has absolutely asked for all of this. Take a look at what this shitbag has been doing with her life since graduating high school, the areas of study at university, and current and previous employment. She really should have just consulted with Michelle Carter and taken a bath with a plugged-in toaster in her teens. What a gross looking tranny that is wasting oxygen and doing harm in the world.

      The focus is always on Bob but Caroline has gotten off easy here IMO.

    • Y
      October 25, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      Kid? She’s a grown adult!

      You’re just like the MSM when they say we can’t talk about Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, because he’s Joe’s kid.

      Hunter is 50 years old!

      F_ck off.

  • Hmmm..
    October 25, 2019 at 9:31 am

    Maybe you would be more successful if you didn’t spend your time doing things like “confronting” people at Board of Selectmen meetings.

    That’s not a good use of a normal person’s time.

    Just a thought.

    • Finn
      October 25, 2019 at 10:06 am

      “Maybe you would be more successful if you didn’t spend your time doing things like “confronting” people at Board of Selectmen meetings.”

      Holding elected officials accountable makes a good citizen. Civics 101.

      “That’s not a good use of a normal person’s time.”

      Yet, here you are – taking the time to comment (aka “confronting”). Kettle meet black.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • Hmmm..
        October 25, 2019 at 10:56 am

        LOLz, yeah a whole 30 seconds it took.

        I didn’t spend my night driving to and from bumfuck Sherborn to confront a guy who wasn’t even there.

        Maroon.

        • Finn
          October 25, 2019 at 11:18 am

          Hmmmm,

          Yet, here you are again.

          I don’t know about you, but I don’t go to blogs that I don’t like. It’s a waste of time and energy.

          “Just a thought”

          Get Fucked,
          Finn

          • Hmmm...
            October 26, 2019 at 11:22 am

            I like this blog.

            Makes me feel alot better about how my life is going.

            Compared to you losers I’m a big success.

          • Get Outta Here
            October 26, 2019 at 2:49 pm

            “I like this blog.” — Obvs

            “Makes me feel alot better about how my life is going.” — It’s spelled “a lot” – dummy.

            “Compared to you losers I’m a big success.”– How so?

        • TheCureForHope
          November 2, 2019 at 8:01 pm

          Maroon is a color. You’ve made this error before. You should try to not repeatedly say things that make you look like a MORON.

          Also, I didn’t see any ‘confronting’ going on.

        • TheCureForHope
          November 4, 2019 at 8:55 pm

          Maroon again. That’s a color. I think you mean Moron. Fuckface

          • ElJefe72
            November 4, 2019 at 9:07 pm

            You need more Bugs Bunny in your life.

  • Silly pants
    October 25, 2019 at 9:06 am

    TB writes: “Maybe if we still had the Facebook page? And AdSense. And Twitter. And we weren’t being sued by a bunch of assholes.”

    Look Uncle, blaming others for your failures is never going to help you succeed… it’s just an excuse and excuses are a dime a dozen. Until you take ownership of your business you are never going to find the success you’re looking for, silly pants.

    • Y
      October 25, 2019 at 12:53 pm

  • Basicbetty
    October 25, 2019 at 9:04 am

    In other news. I unleashed a 21 1/2 inch deuce this fine morning. That’s 3 inches longer than the one Ol Biddy had slanted crossed her face.

  • Captain Trips
    October 25, 2019 at 8:48 am

    Murchison needs to lose all of his money and be forced to live on High Street in Holyoke. Then see how long he remains ‘woke’

  • JimmyBooms
    October 25, 2019 at 8:06 am

    WEEI is unlistenable now. I fucking hate Toucher n Rich but especially Fred Toucher, that guy is a tool and Rich is just his pet monkey that laughs ridiculously at anything Fred says. But I listen to 98.5 because WEEI is still worse.

    • Lesbian Converter
      October 25, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Relax, do something you enjoy. Have a glass of Chablis or twist up some sour diesel, dawn a pair of headphones and enjoy some SRV perhaps Riviera Paradise

  • bigdaddy
    October 25, 2019 at 7:06 am

    He always has that ” some one stuck a dick up my ass when I wasn’t expectorant it ” look on his face

    • Kosh Naranek
      October 25, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Nah, he has a “lithium battery in his anal probe exploded” look…

  • Really.....
    October 25, 2019 at 6:34 am

    But seriously, a lot of people don’t like the wealthy. I do, because I wanna be one some day. I just don’t wanna be an asshole furry like Bob Murchison.
    Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:
    Looks like your begging isn’t getting you anywhere.

  • Oliver Sutton
    October 25, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Josh Bologna-Tits has bigger boobs than Murchinsons “boy”.

  • Glug Glug
    October 25, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Murchison was around back behind the dumpster giving blowjobs; in order to make enough for his next mortgage payment.

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