Idiots Defend Hopkinton Chud Who Wrote A License Plate In Marker On A Pizza Box And Double Parked His 2001 Buick Century
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Well here’s something you don’t see everyday out of Hopkinton:
Ole, ole, ole, ole!!!
The best part about this is that he couldn’t even be bothered to write Massachusetts. More than likely because he has no idea how to spell it. This is most bootleg attempt at deception since my freshmen year when I drew on shwagg with a red magic marker, told the girls down the hall it was kindbud, sold em a small bag, and then saw it all blow up in my face when their stupid boyfriend told them that red hairs in dank nugget don’t come in Crayola.
I figured this was something we could all laugh at together. After all, no one would actually defend the practice of writing a license plate number on a pizza box and attaching it to your double parked 2001 Buick Century. But as usual, I gave the Internet way too much credit. And in particular the libertarians and constitutional experts all came out to share their nuggets of wisdom:
Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s got a friggin pizza box license plate, and all these morons can do is go full “muh liberty.” I don’t care how many Youtube clips you’ve decided to share with us. That’s not normal. And obviously license plates exist for a reason – so that cops who pull people over have an idea of who is in the car. You’re not giving up any liberty by registering a car that you’re gonna be driving on public roads. It’s just how we conduct ourselves in an orderly nation of over 300 million people. I really can’t stand libertarians. They are the ultimate, “I’m smarter than you because I read the Constitution every night before bed” voting block. Everything to them is government oppression of their rights. Everything.
Oh, and of course it’s also Trump’s fault too:
Somehow this is what a hilarious Facebook post about a pizza box license turned into. Trump. Welcome to life in 2017.