If Exposing Terrible People Is “Bullying” We Vow To Never, Ever, Ever Stop Being The Biggest Bully On The Internet

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Yesterday, without warning, the Turtleboy Sports Returns page, which has over 31,300 followers, was unpublished by Facebook for “bullying.”

No specific reason was given, and this has happened twice before to this page, and six times to the Turtleboy Sports Forever page. We’re actually pretty good at getting these pages back because we just hit the appeal button a few hundred times. No one works at Facebook so no one actually reviews anything. You just have to hit the report button a few hundred times and you can take down any page you want.

I just want to take a moment to talk about the most overused word in the English language – bullying. Adults do not get bullied. Anyone who claims they’re being “bullied” is admitting that they are fundamentally weak, incapable of defending themselves with words, and probably have no business being on the Internet in the first place.

We do not bully anyone. We expose people doing bad things. If our followers pile on after we blog about someone this is not something we control, and we’re not going to stop exposing people doing bad things because they might become subjected to mean words from turtle riders in their inbox.

If this is the standard Facebook and other SJWs want to set, then every mainstream media outlet on earth is guilty of bullying. Any time they expose a child molester or a murderer they are setting that person up to be bullied. Any time the Huffington Post or The Root makes some white woman go viral because she called the cops on a black person, they are bullying. Any time the MSM piles on Trump, or lies about him not going to visit the troops on Christmas, they are bullying him. Conversely, any time Trump uses his platform on Twitter to mock his political opponents, he is bullying.

See how stupid that sounds? Of course none of those things are bullying. It’s called free speech. We have the right to criticize others, and we’re not required to be nice about it. But evidently only bullying when it’s done by someone who doesn’t work for a major established media network. Makes sense.

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18 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    January 6, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    i mean you guys got so much shit on everyone? why concede”?

  • Turdchomper
    January 3, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Holy shit this thread is spiraling into freak land

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 3, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    So really this is a Maude article, and I gotta say i am really torn by this debate.
    Does Maude ask for it ? She does. That deleted post about walking onto the Sagamore bridge, taking pictures of the damn sign, seeking victim pity affirmation on IG – its a terrible and shameless thing for her to do. But its really sad at the same time.
    She is clearly dedicated to building her brand, everything that she does is in furtherance of that. She absolutely hit a grand slam with her #metoo stunt and EVERYONE swallowed it hook, line and sinker. Except for TBS and credit where credit is due – you called this one from the beginning. But
    still she moves on with her life and her brand-building efforts, and cuts corners here and there (pun intended) and gets caught, but keeps on trucking. And does really desperate stuff like the suicide post, and rightfully gets called out on it, which leads her to shout to the internet abyss “why me!? why is this happening to me?”
    And that’s where it gets really sad because she believes that she is the victim in all this and can’t get out of her own way – she can’t break the cycle. Its easy enough to say “where are her friends and family in all this?” – but if you’ve ever known anyone with mental illness it is not that simple to help someone. It’s not a matter of just telling them to “stop.”
    So i will admit, i am absolutely fascinated by this creature. If i scroll down TBS there’s a 10% chance that i will read any blog, and a 100% chance that i will read a Maude blog and will probably comment on it. She’s a train wreck and i’ll admit i can’t look away.

    But having said all of that, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but i am ready to let Maude go. She can’t change and won’t change, and while she probably won’t off herself intentionally, these articles are obviously affecting her and she’s starting to do stupid shit and who knows what she will do next. She will undoubtedly keep doing Maude things, and her “fans” will worship her, but a quick googling will show anyone who looks for her the real story. Her record has been established. If you want to bring her back for an appearance in the ratchet madness celebrity division, then by all means….. But otherwise, i am casting a vote for no more Maude blogs. Let’s find a new IG attention whore to fixate on.
    Happy new year to all.


  • Sir Wilfred Death
    January 3, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Maude is just an easy layup. She doesn’t really fight back because she is unwell. She actually likes the attention, even from TBS.

    You guys go for the soft target. That’s your right under The Constitution. However, I can’t help but notice that you don’t go after people who bite back hard like Didi. Did she reform her grifting racist ways or are you afraid of her economic power? The question answers itself.

    OK, we get it. Maude is hawt. You want her. Most of us would, despite her mental illness.

    Time to give Maude a rest and find new targets. For fuck’s sake this is Massachusetts. A more target-rich environment you could not ask for. Maybe taking TBS attention away might actually help her.

    “Anything is possible”.

  • Y
    January 3, 2019 at 12:27 pm

  • Y
    January 3, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    • poopsie
      January 3, 2019 at 9:55 pm

      well that was pretty fucked up

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 3, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Look, you want to expose child molesters, I’m in. Handicapped parking spots? Knock yourself out. Not exactly 60 Minutes but hey, its Worcester, so whatever.

    But don’t act all high and mighty as if making fun of a some emotionally unstable chick for cheating in a road race is some sort of noble cause. Enough already. As we used to say when we were kids, “pick on someone your own size.” You just look mean and extremely petty. As if you want to shame every kid you used to teach. Just show a little restraint. You’re an adult.

    Go ahead, slam me…

    • Turdchomper
      January 3, 2019 at 11:37 am

      No slam. You’re not worth the time, attention whore.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        January 3, 2019 at 2:12 pm

        And yet you just took the time to slam me.

        You’re not too bright are you?

    • Y
      January 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      Randalllll, you couldn’t get nailed in wood shop. STFU already.

  • There is still hope for the earth
    January 3, 2019 at 11:20 am

    I don’t care for the self righteous tone you put forth here. You should be more empathetic towards your fellow peoples and realize that all are not as fortunate as you. You are human, you are not goddess, who is the only one capable of true judgement againt peoplekind. Kindness and empathy for those who transgress is the answer. Bullying and shamimg will only harden their resolve and the downward spiral will continue.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      January 3, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      Its mankind you dumb fucking cunt. now go slit your wrist’ and jump in a pond, you filthy sjw freak! We will never take people like you seriously! People like you deserve to be bullied till you do in fact kill your selfs. You bring it on your self. peoplekind, get the fuck out of here! we are not going to replace mankind with peoplekind to appease you. Now go kill your self!

      • There is hope for the earth
        January 3, 2019 at 4:19 pm

        jj Your aura must be amazingly dark. I will perform Depacho tonight in your name in hopes of quickening your eventual enlightenment. You called me a c…. I suppose you assume a gender. I am a human, of a people and one day the entire mother earth will embrace gender fluidity. It is easily mocked because it is so misunderstood and no one takes the time to explore it’s meanings.What if i told you i identify as a turtle today? you would mock and understandably so because you choose ignorance. now, I don’t really think I am a turtle silly, I just identify with the turtle’s stoic nature and I use that to get the most out of my life on that particular day or moment. (i bet you would like the days i am feeling like a rabbit).
        I don’t think i will slit my wrists today. cutting has its uses for certain ceremonies but goddess earth teaches limits. namaste

    • Fred Knessl
      January 3, 2019 at 2:11 pm

      I dunno about that one…
      If I finished behind her by 3 minutes after working my ass off on distance running and found out she cheated (she did) I would stop at Nothing to bring her down. Same with the Beauty contest crap and the fake rape and cancer. She is a pathological cheater and believes her own made-up stories!
      I mean what happens when Boston Marathon Bombing fund-raisers are pillaged by phonies who were ‘there’? People want heads!
      Keep going Turtlemeister…

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        January 3, 2019 at 5:28 pm

        Yeah, you’re definitely one fucked up individual! Or perhaps you’re not an individual because you seem to have multiple personalities. However the only one who is ignorant in this situation is you! Why you ask, because you honestly sit there and think there is more than two gender’s. no matter how much you freaks piss and moan and try your hardest to change biology, the fact of the matter isssss, there are only two genders; man & woman. That is a scientific fact not something made up in which you do. Science, facts and normal people dont give a fuck about your feelings. It does not matter if you identify as a turtle one day or a fucking billy goat the next. The truth is there are only two genders. If you need to identify as something to get your self through the day than you must have a type of mental illness. If you cant get through the day with out being a man or woman then you need some medication & not whatever you’re using to self medicate! I admit when I read your post I was thinking, shit, this fucking moron is on some really good shit & I want some. Then I remember why I never did drugs in the first place. I didnt want to end up with scrambled eggs for a brain as to the likes of you. Now you should probably go namaste your self in the asshole till you come back to reality you fucking twerp!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 3, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      Supporting free speech, personal responsibilty, and treating others civilly is acting high and mighty? LOL

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    January 3, 2019 at 10:37 am

    Right on, TurtleBoySports. Keep it up

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