If You Run For School Committee Turtleboy Nation Will Make Sure You Get Elected

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So here’s the deal. Lisa Dyer isn’t going to be fired by Melinda Boone. There’s just no way that’s possible. If Boone fired her for suggesting that Janice Harvey is racist for saying “color-blind” then she’d be going against everything she believes in. Boone rolls with the Coming Together Circlejerk. This is right up their alley. Remember, she’s given this group of irrelevant, out of towners, criminals, and carpetbaggers private meetings that teachers and citizens have been denied. She cares about pleasing them a million times more than she does the taxpayers of Worcester. Check out this hot take from Deb Powers, one of the Collective’s finest:

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White guilt like you read about. Obviously any normal person looks at this and laughs at the white girl who is trying so, so hard to show people of color that she’s “one of the good ones.” She’s even using the vernacular that she’s been taught and putting it on Facebook!! But what’s scary is that people who subscribe to this INSANE ideology are the ones dictating policies in the Worcester Public Schools right now.

So why does Boone bow to these people? Because we don’t elect her of course. The School Committee does. There are only two people on the committee that can be counted on to do the right thing – Brian O’Connell and Diana Biancheria. Those are the ONLY two people who condemned Lisa Dyer for her unprofessional and bullying email. Ya got that? The other five members of the SC were just “cool” with that. That’s insane.

As long as the School Committee has Tracy Novick, Jack Foley, Joe Petty, and Hilda Ramirez on it, Boone will always have the majority in her back pocket. John Monfredo was a yes vote for Boone, but I feel like he can be swayed, based on some of his comments recently. For the other four there is no chance:

  • Tracy Novick is suing the city so panhandlers can jump in and out of traffic, and she said that police at North High would be like an “armed encampment.” Obviously then she’s useless. 
  • Foley works for Clark University. Everything Lisa Dyer said in that email is treated as fact in Red Square.
  • Petty is an ass-kisser, empty suit, and knows that any attempt to not support Boone will result in a spanking from Jim McGovern. 
  • Ramirez is the assistant director for the Latino Education Institute. The LEI is one of those groups that has been fighting tooth and nail to make sure kids aren’t suspended. They’ve put a bunch of graphs together and come to the conclusion that schools are inherently racist because they suspend Latino students at a higher rate than white kids. Here is something she said in an interview with GoLocalWorcester:

Ramirez noted that Latino students tend to be a little louder and more expressive in their interactions than students in other racial or ethnic groups. A teacher or authority figure may then correct the student in a way that makes them feel badly without even realizing it, and the student and adult may end up caught in a back-and-forth that can escalate quickly and result in negative consequences for the student.

“There’s a tendency to escalate matters instead of de-escalate,” Ramirez said.

But both teachers and students could stand to benefit from taking a step back from the situation and pulling students aside in private to talk to them about their behavior in a less emotionally charged situation.

“Those are the little cultural nuances that we need to understand. How do young people socialize? What is their youth culture?” Ramirez said. “Those are all teachable moments.”

There you have it folks. A woman who has never taught before is telling teachers how to do their job, because the teachers are of course racist. Sure, the teachers might think that a kid who tells them to go fuck themselves is being a dooshnozzle, but in reality they’re just expressing themselves culturally. It’s not grounds for discipline since it’s basically a misunderstanding. Both sides are equally wrong.


This is what a member of the Worcester School Committee actually believes. She believes the kids who are being suspended at North come into school every day eager to learn, and are being denied that privilege by 60 year old schoolmarms. Every single one of those kids looks like the kid from your Spanish textbook in 7th grade:

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The pressure starts at the top. The School Committee hires the superintendent. When the SC is filled with morons who think schools are racist and suspend Latino kids (who didn’t do anything wrong) for the fuck of it, this then puts pressure on the superintendent to keep suspension rates down. So Boone calls Dyer and others and tells them to stop suspending kids. That’s how North High got in this situation in the first place. Fact, not opinion.

Here’s what we can do. The Turtleboy Sports Revolution is insanely large and influential. We’ve saved the Chandler Magnet ballfields, raised tons of money for charity, and we forced them to put police inside North High School. We also have the ability to control and manipulate who gets elected and who doesn’t in November. Here’s the results from the 2013 election:

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Biancheria and O’Connell should be shoe ins. O’Connell gets first every single year, and I’ve been around this town long enough to know that if you have an Italian last name you’re going to dominate the east side. So Monfredo is probably a shoe-in as well. Likewise Jack Foley isn’t going anywhere.

That leaves two spots. Tracy Novick campaigns here ass off harder than anyone else yet she can’t seem to get back the 5-6 spot every single time. She’s also lost elections before. It’s the fact that she’s just so unlikeable that makes it impossible for her to go any higher than the 5-6 spot. Apparently she thinks crackehads and the Coming Together Circlejerk have influence in this town and are actually going to show up and vote. Either that or she’s under the impression that people actually read her crappy blog.


Ramirez lost in 2011, and squeaked in in 2013. She’s the most vulnerable. All she’s done is kiss Boone’s ass, and as we mentioned before, people of her ilk are the reason that North High school teachers are getting punched in the face.

But I’ve also been around Worcester long enough to know that nothing ever changes. Every year people bitch and whine in the Telegram comments about how heads are gonna roll in Novemeber, and blah, blah, blah. Then the same exact schmucks get elected again because internet commenters don’t show up to vote. Old people do.

But old people don’t read Turtleboy – too much foul language. So you know they’re gonna show up and vote for all the incumbents. That’s where you come in. Turtleboy Nation MUST show up to vote in November to counteract the votes of old fogies like Old Balls. Oh wait, he lives in Sutton. Anyway, we need people to vote for.

That’s where you come in. Turtleboy needs candidates for School Committee. You might never have thought twice about running for office, but why the hell not? It’s a part time job. You hold a few fundraisers, budget your money wisely, get your message out there, and get rid of Ramirez and Novick. This isn’t John F. Kennedy you’re running against. It’s Tracy freaking Novick from West Tatnuck.

Are you a normal, rational adult, who thinks that what has been going on with Boone and the School Committee is INSANE? Can you read and write? If so, please, please, please, go down to City Hall and take out papers. You need 300 signatures, which we can help you with. If you are anti-Boone, then we will endorse you. Period. Don’t underestimate our influence. Take out the papers and I’ll post on Facebook, asking for people to help get you signatures. Since we’re a couple days away from having 10,000 followers on the Book, people will volunteer to help. Guaranteed.

The 300 signatures must be received by early May. So if you’re gonna do it, do it now. Seriously, what do you have to lose? This is your city. Take it back from the crooks at Community United Circlejerk.

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6 Comment(s)
  • BeantownBuck
    April 5, 2015 at 11:09 am

    Turtleboy is 100% correct. I don’t live in the city anymore, but still have many, many family and friends who do. This support of candidates should not end at the school committee level….the likes of Mary Keefe must be shown the door in short order as well. I look forward to seeing who TB supports and finally putting the city back in the right direction.

    Good luck to Turtleboy in this initiative.

  • coffeemate
    April 5, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Ohhh man..that comment that was made about the Latino kids expressing themselves culturally. Shut the front door. Sounds like the Lisa Dyers’s of the world would rather “turn a blind eye” instead of this “colorblind” nonsense.

  • Boss Tweed
    April 4, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    We need Donna Colorio to give it another run, with all the action on the east side that should pull out her vote and knock off one on the last rung.

    • Gotta Serve Somebody
      April 4, 2015 at 10:48 pm

      Totally agree. Donna had what it took to knock off Mary Mullaney in 2011, after all.

  • Fraud Vote too
    April 4, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    Just because Old Balls lives in Sutron, what makes you believe that he doesn’t vote in every single Worcester election?

  • Wabbitt
    April 4, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    If I lived in the city, I’d run on the Turtleboy Ticket.

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