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Everyone and their mother is talking about Hillary Clinton getting let off the hook today by the FBI over her email scandal. Look, I don’t know much about servers, but I know they’re important. A few months ago our site would overload and no one could get on it for hours because our servers sucked and we get hacked hundreds of times a day sometimes. So now we pay a lot more money for really, really good servers and we haven’t had the problem. Our biggest problems we’re working on now are the overall appearance and all those popup hot babes in thongs who are making this a rather un-family friendly blog. We promise we will address that.
Anyway, the fact that so many people wanna hack Turtleboy makes you realize how important servers are. If people wanna hack Turtleboy, think about what they would wanna do to someone like Trump or Hillary. The fact that she was just using her own servers in other countries is INSANE!!
So yea, Slick Hillary got away with one today. FBI Director James Comey went on TV and gave a speech that outlined the many, many ways she fucked up:
Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is evidence that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information.
There is evidence to support a conclusion that any reasonable person in Secretary Clinton’s position, or in the position of those government employees with whom she was corresponding about these matters, should have known that an unclassified system was no place for that conversation. In addition to this highly sensitive information, we also found information that was properly classified as Secret by the U.S. Intelligence Community at the time it was discussed on e-mail (that is, excluding the later “up-classified” e-mails).
None of these e-mails should have been on any kind of unclassified system, but their presence is especially concerning because all of these e-mails were housed on unclassified personal servers not even supported by full-time security staff, like those found at Departments and Agencies of the U.S. Government—or even with a commercial service like Gmail.
Oh good. We can’t prove that she purposely broke our laws as secretary of state. So we’re just gonna assume she’s incompetent. Good thing she wants to be leader of the free world. #ImWithHer!!!
We do assess that hostile actors gained access to the private commercial e-mail accounts of people with whom Secretary Clinton was in regular contact from her personal account. We also assess that Secretary Clinton’s use of a personal e-mail domain was both known by a large number of people and readily apparent. She also used her personal e-mail extensively while outside the United States, including sending and receiving work-related e-mails in the territory of sophisticated adversaries. Given that combination of factors, we assess it is possible that hostile actors gained access to Secretary Clinton’s personal e-mail account.
So what’s the plan here for Hillary? She has to play the “I’m an old lady who doesn’t know how the Internet works” card, right? Was I not supposed to do that? Should I not have created an account called HilDaWg6969@hotmail.com and used it to send classified information to my homies while I was on a diplomatic trip to Moscow? Oops!!!
But at the end of the day the FBI said they would not be indicting her. Obviously. I mean, is anyone really surprised? That’s what I don’t get – how did we all not see this one coming? It’s Hillary. The fix has been in since the 90’s. The dude just listed a million different ways she fucked up and risked national security. She got away with it because he couldn’t prove that she did it on purpose. But how were they ever gonna prove that? She had the “I’m an old lady who doesn’t know how the Internet works” card in her back pocket the whole time.
My question for the “I’m with her” folks is simple – why did she do this? Why did she delete so many emails and a use an unapproved server? Because she’s either incompetent or shady. If she’s incompetent, are you cool with this? If she’s shady, are you cool with that? What do you think was on those emails? Generally curious to know how Hillary people can justify this one without changing the subject and calling Trump a racist.
This was the really messed up part though:
To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now.
Translation – when your name is Hillary Clinton, you are held to a lower standard than regular folks. Ya got that? We don’t hold a candidate for President to a higher standard, we hold them to a LOWER standard. Because that makes TONS of sense.
Anyway, a few months ago Hillary lectured white folks everywhere about their “white privilege”:
“White Americans need to do a much better job of listening when African-Americans talk about the seen and unseen barriers you face every day,” Clinton said at Al Sharpton’s National Action Network Convention. “We need to recognize our privilege and practice humility, rather than assume our experiences are everyone else’s experiences.”
We debunked her idiocy by pointing out 11 reasons that white privilege is not a real thing. So I guess my question is, when is Hillary gonna make her big announcement that she skated away free on this one as a direct result of this “white privilege” that she claims people like Turtleboy use on a daily basis? Because I’m pretty sure I’d be fired from my job if I didn’t use my work email to conduct work business with clients. This is despite all of my white privilege. So I guess that means Hillary has super white privilege then.
Anyway, if you’re one of these morons who believes that white privilege is a real thing, and you’re still voting for Hillary Clinton after this, then you might as well brand yourself with a scarlet H because you are a huge hypocrite. Because right now this is what she is thinking to herself:
Just sayin.
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I’m not a Hillary fan, but come on people. Powell and Rice did the same thing and no one gave a shit because neither of them were running for president. Trump was (and still is) a huge Clinton supporter. That’s how good the Clintons are. They got Trump to run as a republican, spouting out one ridiculous comment after another, making a joke of the party, basically handing the presidency to the Democrats and Clinton. Think about it. Makes sense. Hillary will be the next president. Love her or hate her, she knows how to play the game.
I do not find that theory far fetched at all. In fact I thought about that a few times along this route to be honest.
I just think it is way too much of a criminal conspiracy to attack and attempt to demolish the Republican party and politics as we know it as a whole. If this were to be true then someone in the Republican party should and probably would have smelled this.
So nothing from anybody in the Republican party regarding this. So I am led to believe that Trump is for real and not a conspirator for the Hillary campaign. Again, just my opinion.
No Powell and Rice did not do the same thing as Hillary. Hillary set up her own email server outside of the US Government. She should be swinging at the end of a rope!
Just wanted to swing by and express deep thanks and gratitude to the Louisiana police for holding down a black and executing him. Outstanding work as usual.
Hopefully the social justice warriors will be demonstrating outside the democrat convention. Maybe they will feel so outside the establishment they will join the Trump movement.
Trump obviously loves this country a great deal. After 8 years of Obama’s anti-American shtick, that’s enough for me.
Oh, that and Hillary is a demonstrably evil and incompetent person.
He also fights so strongly and passionately for the White Knights, White Lives Matter, the American Nazi Party, and the KKK. THESE ORGANIZATIONS will be how we take down the SJWs of the world.
I’m so sick of this bull shit. Here is the timeline; Bill Clinton meets with Loretta Lynch – Hillary meets with FBI for 3 hours without a lawyer – FBI comes out and says she has not committed a crime – before he’s done that speech Hillary is on Air Force One going to campaign with Obama. Nope, no corruption here……
If you feel the need to elect the first women president, why not choose one of Bill Clinton’s more attractive mates? Lots to choose from! Most of them have NO records on file w the FBI.
Julius & Ethel Rosenburg were executed for exposing Top Secret info to the Russians. Just saying……
And Bradley Manning got a sex change on the government’s dime. How times have changed…
Just saying what? Trump has verbally stroked Putin. “Just saying” means “I have no clue what the F I am talking about”.
Anyone who votes for this bitch has their head so far up their ass they will never get out.
She cares for no one but herself – her own money & her own power. She will destroy this country and laugh while she’s doing it.
She will throw anyone under the bus to get what she wants with no remorse or responsibility. This includes our own military.
There have been SO MANY shady things in her past – this is no ‘coincidence’ – no ‘vast right wing conspiracy’.
She has no principles, no morals, no character.
The sad part is that this is just the tip of the iceberg. The question that has not been answered yet is why did she go to all of the expense to have her own personal email server? She knowingly violated a number of federal statutes and under an honest administration she would have been indicted and in custody awaiting trail. The so-called “Clinton Foundation” may hold the keys here. Why are so many Foreign Governments donating to this “Foundation” and can any connection be made to their “donations” and favorable treatment given to them by the Clinton State Department and the Obama Administration?
I haven’t heard anything about that either. I think it’s interesting that it was NOT mentioned. Not that I’m holding my breath or anything.
Not to mention in some of these foreign countries women are treated like sh*t and gays are killed. Yet Hillary is all about woman and the gays. People actually believe her BS.
Lemmings believe her BS.
“Your Honor, I know I robbed that bank, stole the money and killed that teller, but I didn’t “INTEND” to do it” !!!!!!!
Judge, “OK, as long as you didn’t “INTEND” to commit murder & bank robbery, I guess I cannot convict you, you’re free to go”
BIG LOAD OF BULL$HIT, SONG AND DANCE, LIBERAL CRIMINAL SMOKE & MIRRORS !!!!
Let the voters decide to indict & PUNISH this criminal bitch in November !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRUMP 2016 & 2020 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her intent was meaningless in this as the statute is a gross negligence standard. Gross negligence does not require intent, so the FBI invented an imaginary “intent” element to her crimes. This is the final nail in what remains of our country.
Exactly right. Members of the military and other federal organizations are indicted for much less security infractions with no harmful intent.
The statute is gross negligence, and that’s standard definitely fits here.
I thought Comey was supposed to be a stand-up guy who couldn’t be influenced by politics. Guess I was wrong.
No – you know way more than him.
“Gross negligence is a conscious and voluntary disregard of the need to use reasonable care, which is likely to cause foreseeable grave injury or harm to persons, property, or both.”
WTF is Comey smoking?
I think Hillary needs to reimburse the American taxpayers every dime this “investigation” cost.
Because idiots in Congress have had now 8 investigations to no end? That is someone else’s fault than the R’s in Congress wasting more of your money? Have some personal responsibility.
So now the question is how far can Hillary Clinton go in breaking the law before there are consequences ? Murder? Mass murder? Does she own an AR-15? I suppose that the lefties are OK with her having a dozen military rifles but the poor immigrant who owns a convenience store that gets robbed routinely can’t have a handgun.
How far can Bush II go in breaking the law before there are consequences? Murder? Mass murder?
Fixed your typo.
For those of you who support the cackling hag, do you really want a corrupt, power mad dyke Marxist as our next President? Why do you hate The United States? Ask yourself, why does she?
Bill went on Loretta Lynchs plane and said if you indict my wife, Bill,Anthony weiner,and the other Jew diddler Jeffrey Epstein are gonna rape your grandchildren. Knowing Bill Clinton Loretta took him seriously. So I don’t blame her she knows black power does not exist. White power way to go Hilliary now drag the mullato around with ya. Jewmerica is here.
Seriously though RRWF. How come we keep getting into these dilemmas where both candidates suck? Is it because of the money? A U.S. President makes what, 400k a year at best? Is that why we are getting morons vying for that position?
Jesus H. Christ already. We are so fucked it is unbelievable. God bless America because we sure as shit fucking need it…
If you are voting for Trump, you are a stupid person. If you are voting for Hillary, you are doing it because you have to and are not a stupid person. Because a smart person knows that Hillary sucks, but also knows the level of magnitude stupid that Trump’s supporters are. End. O. Story.
If our choices are a clown and a criminal I’ll take the clown every time.
But at least with the criminal, we have an idea what she’s going to do. The clown is way too much of a wild card.
Do you come up with a new name every day?
I’d rather have Trump than this bitch any day. She doesn’t care about you – if you believe that I have a lot of things I’d like to sell you.
She’s more corrupt than Ferdinand Marcos, and she’ll sell us to the highest bidder. It’s all about money and power, and she’ll do anything it takes to get more of both.
You really think the Donald cares about you?
I believe he actually cares about the failing status of this country and wants to reverse it. I believe that he knows how to hire good people who know how to get the job done.
Was he my first choice? No. Is he better than Killary? 1000%.
Trumpet cares not a whit for this country..neither one of them does. It’s all about the hunger for power. Either way we’re fucked.
Please, go on. Please continue to talk politics. In no way does it show how stupid you are and bring out the other stupids to bray with you.
On to Hillary. Not a shot in hell to be President. Unfortunately Trump is a dumb ass as well but not as bad and he will be our next President.
God – we are so fucked either way…
What happened?…
Thank you very much Turtleboy for recognizing and also addressing the problem with the near porn pop ups. My wife walked by me while using my laptop reading Turtleboy Sports one day but of course her eye went right to the big butt thong girl and the other girl with most of her boobs hanging out of a fucking bathing suit.
Ok – Not that there is anything wrong with that (As Jerry Seinfeld would say) but she got really pissed off. I mean really really pissed off. Not on a site like this with that please? This happened about two or three weeks ago and she still looks at me like I’m some sort of raving perverted asshole douchebag dipshit. Which half of that may be true. The dipshit part she got down to a tee. Seriously though – Early summer has not been very good to me my goodness. I’m trying to turn shit around already.
Anywho – I will show her your response to this and maybe I can stop sleeping in the shed. Way too many bugs. Thank you. Peace.
*Early summer ON HERE not good I meant. In real life having a blast as always…