If Your Idea Of Fancy Dining Is Chinese Food In Springfield Then You Don’t Get To Complain About The Pet Mouse That Lives There
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So I guess people out in the 413 are all hot and bothered about this Chinese Restaurant in Springfield that had to shut down after Masslive shared a video of a mouse running around inside of it:
Oh man, that rodent has been there a WONG time!! I’ll see myself out.
But seriously, come on now, give them a break. Everyone knows 2017 is the year of the rat. Embrace the culture.
It all started with this chick’s post:
Alright, first of all, calm your tits Angelica. You live in Springfield. I’m sure you’ve seen much worse. You’re also in a Chinese restaurant in Springfield. I’d expect to see at least two mice if I ate at any Chinese restaurant in Springfield, and I’d assume they’d have some sort of gang affiliation so I wouldn’t fuck with them either. Plus, how do we know this mouse wasn’t a special ingredient that got away? What do you think is REALLY in the crab raccoon you eat at your average Chinese Buffet? Just sayin.
Look, when you go out to eat at a Chinese restaurant, you just kind of have to assume that everything might not be on the up and up. Christ, at the Tin Tin Buffet there’s a 9 nine year old girl sitting at the dirty table next to you cutting green beans with dull scissors. And they only let her out in front because she’s the only one who speaks English.
Anyway, it’s a fucking mouse. Who gives a shit? Mice go inside in the winter. They like food. Restaurants serve food. It shouldn’t be the least bit surprising if you see a freaking mouse. All these whiny people complaining about it acting like this is some sort of major health violation need to calm their poons. There’s a problem, it’ll get fixed, and they’ll be back up again in no time. You’re kidding yourself if you don’t think there’s shady shit going on behind the scenes at some of the places you people have eaten.
WONG WOK did release a statement on Facebook that they are calling in exterminators:
And WONG WOK got jokes too:
Boom. Roasted.
Anyway, like I said, if you eat out a Chinese restaurant in Springfield, you don’t get to act like you have high standards of cleanliness. Calm down and enjoy your food, and say hello to Ratatouille while you’re there.
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22 Comment(s)
I reject the idea that Chinese restaurants should be expected to have pests. I always enjoy seeing others express their bigotry of low expectations.
This article is bigotted but the “Chink” in your name isn’t?
Hypocrisy at it’s finest right there!
Turtle boy shut the fuck up, not all of Springfield is shit. Why don’t you come down here and learn a thing or two and experience the culture down here. All right then. Stupid ass, ignorant ass article.
Ignorant for telling it like it is? There is a difference between being ignorant and being a realist. Just because you don’t like the truth, doesn’t make the one saying it ignorant.
Towns to avoid:
Worcester
Springfield
Randolph
Brockton
Mattapan
Fall River…I could go on and on, and the list keeps growing. What was once towns occupied by hard working people are now infested with section 8 hood rats. One needs only to look at the local police blogs to see that I’m right. Also, check out the prices of houses in these swamps. Nobody with any integrity would choose to live in these dumps.
Lmfao You’re definitely privileged to think Springfield is that bad. There is so much good in the city that you wouldn’t notice due to your ignorance. Ignorance is bliss though so if you choose to live that way then do you
Until manufacturing or some type of new industry moves back into these western MA towns, they’ll remain somewhat impoverished. They’re too far from
Boston, Hartford and Providence to be commuter towns and they don’t have enough commerce to sustain many good jobs.
Tin tins been closed for like 10 years.
Just another town ruined by minorities.
Just another cracker thinking they know shit
Really? Why don’t you explain it to me then?
Come to Springfield and I’ll be glad too <3
I prefer to avoid shithole towns, besides, how would I know who you are? Are you the one with the saggy pants, chinstrap beard and the straight brim Bulls hat on, ling in the multi-family?
I’ll be the working, young women with a college degree striving to make the young people in my city better then scum like you xoxo (:
You have your work cut out for you. Here is some advice. Start by handing out job applications, belts, razors and condoms.
Sum ting wong
Meh. Kind of rude article with a hint of subliminal racism. Not to surprising. Be better if you just didn’t come to Springfield ever again. Either help the movement and rebuild or stay out.
Let us know when then rebuilding begins. Take the trash out first.
Exactly. Most the commenters are racist too. Stupid asses.
I just drove past there on my way home from the airport. The restaurant was open. The parking lot was as empty as Hillary Clinton’s head. I bet it closes within 30 days and there’s a lawsuit over the video. Place looks trashy from the outside but, well, it is near the X in Springfield. Probably the cleanest place now for five miles.
That’s nothing, usually rats as a rule.
I lived in the sticks for a few years. Our house had mice. So did every other house in the neighborhood. I ate there literally every day.
As long as he ain’t swimmin’ in my Scorpion Bowl, we all good.