If You’re A Warren Cop Who Just Got Their Job Back After The Town Rallied Around You Then You Shouldn’t Bang And Handcuff A Drunk Chick Who Bites You When She’s Mad


was Two years ago we published a blog defending a Warren cop named Shawn Morin who was fired by what appeared to be a douchey town Selectmen due to a meme he posted on Facebook.

The cop was well liked, the town rallied around him, and he was reinstated. But it looks like he wasn’t such a nice guy after all.

A Warren police officer has been charged with assault and battery against his girlfriend after he handcuffed her and placed the woman in the backseat of his cruiser because he did not like that she had been drinking alcohol and smoking. The incident occurred Sunday when Massachusetts State Police arrested and placed Police Officer Shawn Morin, 35, in custody, The Telegram & Gazette reported after reviewing court records.

The woman was at a neighbor’s house on East Street in Warren. Massachusetts State Police Sgt. Thomas Eliason went to the address and met with troopers who were already at the scene. A woman told investigators she was involved in a “physical altercation” with her boyfriend, identified by her as Morin. The altercation happened at their residence in Warren. Morin was on-duty at the time. The woman told state police she was home and entertaining two friends when Morin stopped to visit while on duty sometime around 7 p.m. The woman said she had been drinking a few bottles of nips and smoked a cigarette, which she stated, “Morin doesn’t allow her to do.”

The girlfriend said, “Morin was enraged and aggressively put her in handcuffs and forced her into his Warren PD cruiser,” the state police report said. The girlfriend began kicking the plexiglass in the cruiser, hoping Morin would let her out. Morin, according to the girlfriend’s report to state police, took her out of the cruiser and put her on the ground in the front yard. The officer removed the handcuffs and let her go back inside their home. Morin took her cell phone, state police said. The girlfriend told investigators Morin stopped her from leaving the residence, but she escaped from the basement and ran to a neighbor’s home, according to court records. The girlfriend showed state police troopers a bruise on her right arm.

Well, that’s not good. I still stand by the original blog because no one should be fired over a meme, but you can’t explain your way out of handcuffing your girlfriend and putting her in your police car while you’re on duty. The fact that she’s the drunk one and he’s the one making the bad decisions is pretty sad.

One thing Bristol Blarney has taught me is that there are two sides to every story when it comes to drunk girlfriends who claim to be the victims of abuse. But the solution is simple – dump them. Don’t tell them to stop smoking or pounding Henny. Don’t get caught up in their insanity or bullshit. Just get the fuck out of there and find a normal chick. If you stay with someone like this you get what’s coming to you. Here’s his side.

Morin told state police he found his girlfriend at a different neighbor’s home while he was on duty. The officer told investigators that his girlfriend is an alcoholic and is violent while drinking, the sergeant wrote in his report. According to Morin, the neighbor did not want the girlfriend at their home, and he attempted to get her to leave. Morin said his girlfriend attempted to bite him, so he handcuffed her and put her in his cruiser.

“Morin stated he was attempting to place her in protective custody but admitted he never called in any of his actions to dispatch,” state police wrote. “He stated that when she began to kick his cruiser windows, he released her and removed the handcuffs.”Morin was then arrested on the domestic assault and battery charge.

Yea, again, stop trying to save drunk chicks from themselves. I know it’s Warren and there’s probably not much going on, but maybe let another cop deal with her if she’s out of control.

A witness sounds like he kind of favor’s the cop.

A witness told state police that Morin’s girlfriend called him the day of the alleged incident. Morin’s girlfriend told the man she was drunk and wanted to make sure her children were properly supervised, according to a witness statement filed in court. The man and his wife drove to the home of Morin’s girlfriend in Warren. The witness told state police the girlfriend kept texting Morin while he was on duty until Morin drove to the home. The witness believed the girlfriend was “intentionally attempting to agitate Morin by threatening to text Morin’s ex-wife,” according to a statement on file in court. The witness said Morin took his girlfriend’s cell phone after she refused to give it to him. The girlfriend tried to bite Morin and he then “forcefully restrained her in handcuffs,” the witness told state police.

I’m sorry, but if she’s drunk and trying to bite him then she’s trash too and she should be arrested. What kind of mother is piss drunk during the middle of the day starting fights with her cop boyfriend? But again, he’s a cop. Don’t date white trash if you don’t wanna get dragged into white trash bullshit. And if you’re already walking on eggshells because you just got your job reinstated after a controversy a year ago, and the entire town went to bat for you, then you do your job and you don’t handcuff your trashbag girlfriend while on duty. At this point with the meme and now this incident it’s pretty clear that Officer Morin’s decision making skills prevent him from being a good cop moving forward.


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46 Comment(s)
  • One town over ;)
    May 18, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Warren PD. Used to be a good place until the inbreds forced out the good cops and got the uneducated “born and raised in Warren” trash hired and sworn in. You get what you pay for people. Dysfunction at it’s finest!

  • When it's time to pay the piper, the piper gets his due.
    May 12, 2020 at 12:19 am

    He probably meant well by doing what he did but still a bad decision made on behalf of a bad girl.

    It’s a shame about the ex gf and her upcoming suicide by overdose. Yep, a real gosh darned shame.

  • al capoon
    May 9, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    oops almost forgot, he’s about your size UT, correct?

    • Finn
      May 10, 2020 at 8:58 am

      I’ve seen UT in gym locker room. I think he has African-American DNA… if you know what I mean. My bleach white uncle is blessed down under.

      Get Fucked,

  • al capoon
    May 9, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    small man, small dick syndrome. literally a little prick. thank you for your service though tough guy

  • Turtle Rider
    May 9, 2020 at 9:31 am

    If you like cops you’re on the wrong fucking website.

  • WeRFucked
    May 9, 2020 at 8:21 am

    I’m going to fantasize a little bit here.
    She got fucking wasted, called over a couple friends for a late afternoon FFM tryst. Officer small town got the text of the low-down and wasn’t very happy as he wasn’t able to participate, so he went ballistic. Crazy drunk girlfriend gets interrupted by power hungry boyfriend just as her orgasm was building to a tremendous climax courtesy of the friend’s wife’s amazing tongue skills and three fingers.
    That’s how I imagine this all went down.

  • al capoon
    May 9, 2020 at 3:04 am


  • Elephants running amok
    May 8, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Sounds to me like this cop had just finished reading the Turtleboy article about the morbidly obese Tribulski from Holbrook who was gloating about assessing big fines on unemployed people who were not wearing masks and got the wrong idea. Good grief, this cop’s girlfriend was drinking and smoking — that’s many times worse than not wearing a mask. He subdued her in an effort to save her from certain death! If he’s guilty of anything, it’s of trying to do too much of a good thing.

    As for Tribulski, she must have some twisted inner notion that those who don’t wear masks also don’t wear underwear. Once she figures out a way to prove that, she’ll really go after those offenders. And maybe she believes the unemployed are each getting $600 unemployment bonus dollars, which in her mind makes it okay to take some of it.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 8, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    that headline is a veritable screenplay, film or theater, but no musicals. this could be a D/s contract gone bad on both sides, sad to see and say, like a cow going “Moo!”
    meanwhile, Uncle faced down the Attorney at Play, and i hope that he destroyed that ponce.

  • Boomerang
    May 8, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Nurses and other medical workers getting furloughed for 30 days at a Cape Cod hospital in Barnstable.

    Eventually the SHUT DOWN comes for everyone.

  • whatevuh
    May 8, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    is it just me, or does this cop look like a woman who is trying to look like a man ?

    • WeRFucked
      May 9, 2020 at 8:05 am

      You can’t say that! We don’t know how this officer identifies. This article doesn’t state what sex was assigned at birth to the officer. You’re assuming the gender of this person and that is not very nice, nor is it acceptable.

      Looking at that picture, I challenge anyone to come to a conclusion of the true sex of the cop. You can’t. And it doesn’t matter, so says society.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Sleepy Creepy Quid Pro Quo 30330 Joe
    May 8, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    This doesn’t pass the smell test.

  • Murder Hornet
    May 8, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    The City of Boston will not hold any parades or large events this summer, Mayor Marty Walsh announced in a news conference Friday afternoon.

    To continue social distancing and stem the further spread of the coronavirus, the city will cancel any and all events — including the Boston Pops July 4 show — through the summer.

    “This is up to and including Labor Day,” Mayor Walsh said.

    • whatevuh
      May 8, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      how does that relate to this article? what’s wrong with some of you people?

    • Purgatory
      May 8, 2020 at 6:45 pm

      Summer and early fall are the only good seasons in Boston. At this point who would want to continue to live in or around Boston? Extreme taxes, regulations on everything, no parking, everything is just a pain in the ass and the weather is cold for 6 months a year and crappy for 9 months a year. Dark at 4:30 pm, ice snow, grey and cold rain, snow in May. All the taxes and regulations of California without the good weather or fit people, Revere beach and Hampton beach are no Venice beach what deplorable weather and government we have in the NE.

      When the good weather does come, a government official sits ready to veto any and all activities through to Labor Day. F Boston, F Massachusetts and F the entire Northeast.

      • Simple Solution
        May 9, 2020 at 11:06 am


  • Dead Head Ed Markey
    May 8, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Let’s just give both of them $2000 a month, no questions asked, and call it a day.

    Vote Markey!

  • Happy 4th of July Boston!!!!
    May 8, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    All large summer gatherings such as parades, festivities and road races will be cancelled this year due to health concerns surrounding coronavirus, Mayor Martin Walsh said in a Friday press conference.

  • Bitches be lying
    May 8, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    She’s lying. Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 8, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    You know officer morin is packing a micro dick and/or a chode. His drunk slut of a girlfriend probably told her friends that he had a baby dick and snapped

    • Honky Tormentor
      May 8, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      I missed you brother! Let us torment all races once again!

  • randiguy2006
    May 8, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Cop hating blog # 253

    • Coppachoppa
      May 8, 2020 at 4:57 pm

      Piece of shit cop #455

      Shitstains like this one deserve to be famous.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 8, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    As a person of color, I am extremely offended by that meme.

  • Cheddah
    May 8, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Glad I don’t live in the sticks where the quality and talent pool of women is very limited..

    • Women of the sticks
      May 8, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      Us too!

      • The Sticks
        May 8, 2020 at 4:36 pm

        I’ve had too much…
        For the love of god…just throw me in a bonfire

  • Bobby Fujo
    May 8, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Yo my N-word what happened in court with Bootleg Avenatti did you learn him good?

  • Blue Lives Matter
    May 8, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    Man TB really hates cops huh

    • B00tlikKer
      May 8, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      So many more deserve to be tb famous. If they don’t do dumb shit like this there’s nothing to worry about..

  • Diego
    May 8, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    What does she look like? Is she hot enough to lose a job over???

  • Uncle what happened with the Bootleg?
    May 8, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Are you going to tell us what happened in court with that balding, power hungry, pretend lawyer begging for cases?

    May 8, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Look up “hot and crazy matrix” on youtube, by Professor A. Hole.

    The key point of that, at the point of the matrix called “danger zone” is “YOU END UP IN JAIL”.

  • Arch Stanton
    Inquiring Minds
    May 8, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    When the fuck are we going to get the AAR on yesterday’s shenanigans with Fellatio Fojo?

  • Cops always get a free pass
    May 8, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Little man with a badge and a gun.

    • Joe Orga
      May 8, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      That’s why I audit them, you’re welcome.

  • Cock
    May 8, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    She was get dicked down. This cop got mad cuz he know she likes cock just not his grain of skin. “Girlfriend”. Ya right, whoever he whine about the most then she thinking about that dudes cock up in her. That’s just science. Bwakrest.

    • Pardon me, Cock but what?
      May 8, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      Wtf are you even trying to say Cock? Are you drunk or illiterate? You can’t string proper words together to form a sentence and what you wrote here is an incoherent mess

    • Lee Ho Fork Engrish Prease
      May 8, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      What the fuck are you trying to say Mr. Cock?

  • Michael Collings
    May 8, 2020 at 11:57 am

    This is what happens when we glorify divorce and homosexuality in every selection on Netflix.
    All brought to you by your CIA to weaken us as a once strong and moral society.

    • Why?!?!
      May 8, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      Yes… The CIA and Netflix are conspiring to destroy American values. Ya the incredibly liberal CIA. Dude you are seriously scary. I hope you’re joking and don’t really believe this crap. Probably got Q-anon followed on Tweeter or whatever. Freak.

      • Jsmes Comey
        May 8, 2020 at 9:20 pm

        Shitstain me and my fbi comrads tried to unlawfully overthrow a duly elected President.
        We gave it to Flynn up da ass buck wild mahty walsh style .

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    May 8, 2020 at 11:56 am

    More small town drama , inbreds

    • Stole your catch phrase
      May 9, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      Wake up White People!

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