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Saw a bunch of people sharing this video today that a Dunkin Donuts employee from the little town of Mendon posted on the Facebook machine:
Pretty nasty. My only question is, how did this kid get access to Dunkin Donuts videos? We’ve read a million comments about this but no one has asked probably the most basic question there is.
Anyway, this lady thinks it’s all a big hoax:
Is she right? Is it a different tray? Let’s do the Turtleboy play by play to find out.
First she drops them all over the floor in hilarious fashion:
The only thing we’re missing is a guy following her around with a trombone. Then she picks them up and puts them back on the tray, with the pink paper hidden underneath is:
She then rests the tray in the bottom of the screen, and as you can see, the donuts are still clearly covering the pink paper:
That’s when the kid begins fast forwarding. He comes to this part:
Where did the tray go? It was resting on the register before. Now it’s gone. So he fast forwarded it to a minute later and this is what you see:
She makes a good point. You can clearly see the pink paper now. But at the same time, that tray was likely getting in the way, so it would make sense if it was moved. And it’s clearly propped up on something, creating an inclined plane. Science tells us that the donuts would then start to move downwards on account of gravity, which in turn would explain why the pink paper was showing.
Then the manager in question begins to rearrange the donuts (with her bare hands):
Before putting them up on the shelf for sale:
So did she do it? Did she really put a tray of donuts up on the shelf that she just dropped on the nasty floor? Gun to my head Turtleboy say yes. We usually don’t like to join Internet lynch mobs, but we did conduct a pretty thorough investigation of this one and it seems to come back legit. I mean, we don’t know what happened in those 15 minutes in which the kid fast forwarded, and he should’ve showed us. But what are the odds an entire tray of glazed donuts would just happen to be resting in almost the exact same spot by the register 15 minutes later? If you believe that’s a different tray of donuts then Turtleboy has a horse for sale that should be a contender in the Kentucky Derby next year and we’d like to sell this stallion to you.
It’s nasty. Absolutely nasty. And to make it worse here’s what else the kid posted:
Once again, we don’t know for sure if that dead fly was or wasn’t intentionally placed there. We don’t know if these patties are in the Mendon Dunkin Donuts. And we don’t even know if they’re even at any Dunkin Donuts. A video would’ve accomplished a lot more.
But what we do know, is that anyone who buys buys donuts at Dunkin Donuts is basically asking for it anyway. It’s like going into a Guatemalan whorehouse and then complaining that you got the clap. Who buys any food at Dunkin Donuts? You go there for coffee. That’s it. Everyone knows that. The donuts are small, overpriced, and taste like stale cardboard. If you want real donuts then you go to a donut shop where some grizzled union guys sit around and read the paper all day.
P.S. And you people want $15 an hour? LOL. Feel the bern in your stomach.
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