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I’m Being Sued For Slander For Exposing Penis Pinata Mom Who Steals Packages With Her Kids From Victims She Met On Facebook According To Grizzled Boston Business Owner

 

Earlier in the week we published a blog about a North Shore Penis Pinata named Michelle Bedard who was using her crotch fruits to steal packages from people she met on Facebook yard sale pages. The woman was infamous for agreeing to leave money (which is a common practice) at the homes of her victims, and had been doing this for months. She was also previously arrested for getting in a hit and run with the semen demons in the car in 2016, and has been evicted and brought to court too many times to count.

The blog was shared far and wide in various yard sale groups as this woman has done this to so many people. Her behavior was indefensible, or so we thought until this lady showed up:

She goes by Reine DeLuca on Facebook, and according to her Facebook bio she is the owner of DeLuca’s Market on Newbury Street.

She messaged me to inform me that I would be charged with slander for putting this dumpster slug on blast and endangering her life.

Not her problem.

I have since been blocked and have no way to follow up with her about when I will be getting served. But surely THIS is the lawsuit that will finally bankrupt Turtleboy.

I think the real tragedy here is that poor Reine is quite possibly the hardest 30 in the history of washed up meatflaps.

Yikes!

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Peter Dinklage
    December 31, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Please stop calling the store to check availability on turbo charged penis pumps.

  • Nosey kike
    December 31, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    I guess she can’t help sticking her nose in other people’s business…look at that fucking thing.
    Instead of a lawyer why don’t you pay for the shit that junkie stole.

  • North of the Border
    December 31, 2020 at 10:10 am

    30? That meth is a helluva drug.

    Oh, hon? You can’t get charged with slander. First, slander is for an oral statement. What you were looking for was libel. Second, neither is a criminal act, they are civil. Defamation has never landed anyone behind bars.

    Suck it, ya fucking ratchet retard.

  • Lorne Greene
    December 30, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Reine will suck your cock for a can of Alpo

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 31, 2020 at 11:48 am

      Reine has that worn out ‘I have more miles on me than a ’73 Pinto’ look to her

  • Mr. Bubba
    December 30, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Yikes is right!!!! What actually happens to a bitch during her lifetime that makes her look like 30 going on 60?

    • Uncle Peckerhead
      December 31, 2020 at 9:03 am

      Nephew Bubba! It’s called Muppet syndrome. I always had a soft spot for Miss Piggy……..Hyyyyeeeeyah!!!!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 31, 2020 at 11:49 am

      Too many rum and cokes and too many cocks

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 30, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Somebody needs to tell this woman that she needs a nose job badly. She may be able to get white cock for a change if she loses that honker.

  • Idgaf
    December 30, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    She sniffs Coke off cocks! Biden said she wasn’t young enough!

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 30, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    How does the Sweatpants Bandit plan on paying this attorney? Let me guess… she’s gonna put the money in his mailbox.

  • Failure Swift
    December 30, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    I just called DeLuca’s Market @ (617)262-5990 to see if they stock extra strength Vagisil and to get a price check.Was treated very rudely on the phone and will be leaving an appropriate Google review.

  • William Gross
    December 30, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    I have been in DeLuca’s Market on Newbury st before .They have a lot of great Deli stuff.Kinda pricey but it comes with the address.Reine is pretty but has an ass like a 1984 Ford Escort.

  • Hadassha Rose
    December 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Hey Reine! Enjoying the comments? I stopped in the store today and brought a dried litter box surprise with me.Hid it quite easily. I am sure no one in the store found it.However when a customer gets home and finds a tootsie roll surprise
    you might be facing a criminal complaint and lawsuit! Happy New Year!

  • Larry Nassar
    December 30, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    She failed her pelvic exam.

    • The Big Guy
      December 30, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      She smells great

  • Rte2tentrezident
    December 30, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    “I can’t believe I’m finally turning 30.” is a very common joke from women way past 30. Sorry if you guys thought you finally figured something out on your own, but alas, no. I’m afraid all those years of standardized tests were correct.

    • Your girl looks rough
      December 31, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      You’re defending hook nose and we’re the stupid ones haha.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 30, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Please DO NOT call Deluca’s market Newbury street Boston at (617)262-5990

  • Orion
    December 30, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Holy dogshit, that’s a rough fucking 30!

  • Hotel California
    December 30, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Wow.Joe Walsh has really let himself go.

  • Charla Nash
    December 30, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    I am her make up artist.How is my work?

    • Jane Goodall
      December 30, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      God Bless you Charla.

  • Richard Simmons
    December 30, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    If “Sweating To The Oldies” had a face….

  • Browneye Stink Side Up
    December 30, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    She really does look like a Muppet.

  • Nikki Evans
    December 30, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    30? Reine Ella is a dried up wrinkled clam.She is easily at least 58.

  • Um, no.
    December 30, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    “I’m Being Sued For Slander”

    Another misleading headline. This is why you’re not a journalist.

    Some one is threatening to sue you for slander. Big difference.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Libs Are Easy to Define
      December 30, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Let me guess.

      A 20-30 beta with a public school education that just barely skated by, but spent $200k on a B.A. degree at some overpriced diploma mill like BU or Wesleyan.
      Project your entitled hatred and lack of character/integrity on those that disagree with you.
      Support AOC and the Squad and that they are fighting to save America.
      Voted for China Joe.
      You think Antifags/BLM are legit SJW and not terrorists/useful idiots.
      Believe your opinions actually matter.
      Don’t realize you are dumb, and are too dumb to realize just how dumb you really are.

    • WeRFucked
      January 2, 2021 at 9:19 am

      Oh my God you are so fucking stupid.

  • Dees nutz
    December 30, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    I honestly thought she was 47 to 52. That schnozzle has its own zip code. Not even filters help that sad case of fugly. Not even a pound of foundation helped that thing. Instead of wasting her time on Facebook she should be working harder so she can get a nose job. Only way I would hit that is with porn on in the background so don’t have to look “it”. Otherwise I probably go soft….

  • MCG
    December 30, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    This store,deluca’s market newbury street boston should be shut down.They treated me poorly and it turns out they have a long history of discrimination as
    well as a policy of racial profiling.Just take a look at the Yelp reviews.Shameful.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    December 30, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    She looks like the last shit I took.

  • Bob Murchison
    December 30, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Regarding the Blessed and Thankful photo of Reine DeLuca,the owner of DeLuca’s Market on Newbury Street.Her black sport ball style cap has more
    lint on it than my nutsack.

  • Holden DPW plow guy
    December 30, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    It’s time to crank up the stand for the first amendment song and dance and pander for money . Heck contribute your whole stimulus check to the cause . It’s like a guy pretending to be blind selling stolen pencils on the T .

    • Governor Baker
      December 30, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      How much are the pencils?

      I’ll use him to supply the entire Commonwealth and everyone will notice my compassion for a homeless blind man to cover up that whole Covid19 nursing home glitch. Now that’s a plan!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    December 30, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    I’ve seen better looking carp !
    What a cunt !!

  • Real Vaccination
    December 30, 2020 at 11:31 am

    You’ll get your vaccination by becoming infected with SARS-Cov-2 and you probably won’t know you have it and you won’t have to stand in line behind every politician and their family, friends, contributors, lobbyist.

    Hunter Biden (a crack head), AJ Baker (an alleged sex offender) and Chris Cuomo the (closet gay body builder) will all get vaccinated before you or your family cuz we live in a banana republic of state and country, anything goes. Obama flew $400,000,000. in cash on a US Air Force plane to Iran so a stolen presidential election forced closure and bankruptcy of a nation shouldn’t be a surprise.

    • The truth shall set you free
      December 30, 2020 at 11:46 am

      Do not forget that the vaccine also has HIV protein’s in it and that it also causes women to become infertile. They did the same thing with a vaccine they put into woman in africa. The woman in africa who took a vaccination can not have children any more. This is not about a pandemic. This is a plandemic to bring the world too its knees in many fourms and also to usher in population control! It’s also about the parasites getting kick backs from big pharma!
      O and dont forget, Bo is coming for your guns too!

      • Get a room you two scientists
        December 30, 2020 at 11:59 am

        And mask up before lubing up

        • lube up first Dr Fauci
          December 30, 2020 at 12:30 pm

          • Depraved America
            December 30, 2020 at 12:37 pm

            Hunter Biden here, future head of the FDA and drug czar, I only hook up with people I already know.

            Does anyone know if there is a way to increase my number of Sister In-Laws? um or Brother In-Laws.

          • Seriously?
            December 30, 2020 at 1:53 pm

            Is the same man that said 9 months ago we might have a vaccine in two or two and half years and said professional sports should be shut down, don’t touch your face, masks don’t help, masks do help, masks are mandatory, close the churches, spend the holidays alone. But Grinder hook-ups are cool.

            does he say “if you’re looking for a friend put on masks sit in a room and chaturbate” or get more intimate based on your “risk tolerance”.

            So close schools and non chain businesses throw all those people out of work but get your freak-on on grinder, Fauci is an insane tyrant and a promiscuous homosexual .

  • That's one ugly dude
    December 30, 2020 at 11:31 am

    She looks like she was used hard then hung up wet!
    Bitch still cant hide the hidiously ugly face even under all that fake up. Bitch put the mask back on you’re scary af! Looks like you’re wearing a dollar tree Halloween mask with all that fake up on!
    Shes got more crows feet than a murder! Her crows feet have crows feet! those crows feet that are under the crows feet, above the crows feet, have crows feet. and she has those crazy possessed bug eyes. She looks like a shit fly with makeup on. She also looks like a steve bouchemie garbage pail kid if steve bouchemie had a garbage pail kid look a like doll. What a frumpy little dumpling, PUT THE FUCKING MASK BACK ON YA UGLY TWIT!
    I’ve gone to delucas market quite a few times but now I will never go again because she owns the place. If she actually does not own the place. I’m still not going because she attached her name to it!

    She really expects us to believe, that, a trash bag, who cant afford to pay rent in more than one instance, and has to steal hand me downs from people’s door step, has a lawyer on speed dial in her bath house barry phone, that will draft up a cease and desist letter for 700 bucks with the flick of a finger. Yeah fucking right! I’m calling your bluff bitch!

  • Tim Maynard
    December 30, 2020 at 11:15 am

    If my wife suggested a threesome with her I’d suggest replacing her with a well hung man. I’d feel more pride after sucking a dick and getting fucked in my ass in front of my wife than I would fucking jelly doughnut.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    December 30, 2020 at 11:06 am

    Wow. If she’s 30 then I’m the Wizard of Oz. That’s one bitch that has been ridden H A R D!!! No way she’s a day under 50!!!

  • The Common Man
    December 30, 2020 at 11:06 am

    She may not have an argument but one day one of these people will actually sue you and you will be flipping burgers with bubba

    • Ain't no shame in that game
      December 30, 2020 at 11:45 am

      If your father can flip burgers, then so can TB.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    December 30, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Thats 30 in human years In ratchet years its much longer

    • Doggo
      December 30, 2020 at 11:34 am

      Let be real. that’s 30 in dog years woof, woof.

  • Camp town races
    December 30, 2020 at 11:00 am

    I wouldn’t be seen with her but I’d take a rim job

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2020 at 10:57 am

    That frumpy cunt was 30 when Thriller came out

  • WarWack
    December 30, 2020 at 10:49 am

    I had a dog once that could walk backwards for long periods. I put sunglasses on his tail. It was a hoot.
    His ass was the spitting image of this bitches face. Being biased, my dogs ass was cuter.

  • Covid SCAM
    December 30, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Ever since masks were mandated and worn, positive tests went up and the death rates went down.

    Covid is so bad that you need a test to know if you are sick

    Doing nothing is the best treatment. 99.7% recovery rate for doing nothing.

  • Jahala
    December 30, 2020 at 10:35 am

    The article stays.

  • Disco Inferno
    December 30, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Chelsea Clinton on a three pack a day habit.

    • Inquiring Minds
      December 30, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Is that before or after the meth pipe hits with hunter?

  • Eddie
    December 30, 2020 at 10:30 am

    She looks like a fucking Cabbage Patch doll from the 80’s. Her family does too.

  • Bloop
    December 30, 2020 at 10:29 am

    When did she escape from Fraggle Rock? Grossface.

    • Wu~Tang is for the Children
      December 30, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      That’s Grossface killa to you son

  • Mr. Furley
    December 30, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Looks like this bitch has some hard mileage on her. Shes been around the block more times than a Chevy Cavalier with a full tank!

    • Larry
      December 30, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Hey Furley – Heading down to the Regal Beagle to check out some Deee-vooorsaaaays”

    • She puts the levy in chevy
      December 30, 2020 at 11:56 am

      Hahaha, I shit you not! every time I’ve seen a chevy cavalier driving around. it has always been lower to the ground than it should be and it’s always listing too far to the left side. there has always been a fat busted bitch behind the wheel too. She definitely drives a cavalier!

  • Harry Doyle
    December 30, 2020 at 10:26 am

    That bitch was 30, 15 years ago.

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