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This video has been making the rounds in RI Facebook groups today and it is spectacular. PINK sweatpants. Cheap hair pulling. All in the time of a red light.

Let’s break it down, shall we?

So we come into this fight already in action on Bald Hill Rd in Warwick. Who knows how it started. Baby daddy drama? One insulted the others glittery false nails longer than hawk talons? Or, obviously the most likely, they were simply arguing about whose credit score is higher. Duh.

So Ghettosaurus on the left starts coming after Pajama FupaRaptor on the right and she is coming in aaangry.

The wild fupas lock horns and the battle begins. My money was on FupaRaptor because she has the power of the hot pink sweatys on her side., but *spoiler alert* Ghettosaurus is a dirty fighting hair puller.

Now, papa hoodrat can’t take it any longer and he attempts to intervene between the two beauties.

But again, Ghettosaurus is a feisty B and she goes in for the kick. So cheap.

Now daddy ain’t having that shit and for reals he’s determined to pull Ghettosaurus off.

Oh hell no, Ghettosaurus don’t play that way. She goes straight.for.the.hair.

Eventually he gets her into the car, basically throws her in, which is probably the only way to do it. In the meantime, FupaRaptor retreats to her car. The battle is lost.

Look at that. The light is still red. They did all that hoodrat brawlin’ and didn’t even miss the green! Super efficient.

Does anyone know who these wonderful mystery ladies are? We need to know! What caused this drama? Message us if you know!

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