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This is Sheila Roy of Manchester:
And she is one of the most infamous Internet panhandling scam artists in the Granite State. She goes by “Jennifer Marie Roy” on the Facebook machine, and she’s been begging for donations for years, only to go on and sell the shit she gets. She begs for pretty much everything and is ALWAYS some sort of victim. For instance, she claims to be a disabled single mom with transportation issues who needs food and toiletries:
Last week she needed toiletries, food, and rent, used her kids as bait, and decided to make up a lie that she had a brain aneurysm:
She starts the Christmas begging in October:
She asks for baby stuff, for a baby she doesn’t have, and then “bumps” it to the top of the page (the most currently commented posts come up first usually):
But for someone who is struggling so much, eating certainly does not seem to be a problem. Once again, feel free to check out the pictures of the fam on her Facebook page. Not only are her needy children fully grown teenagers, they’re also morbidly obese.
This is a pet peeve of mine. It’s a kind of abuse that shitty parents get away with. They’re slowly killing their kids by serving them plates full of gluttony every morning:
Paid for by Internet scams and food stamps of course. If you hit your kid you’d lose them to DCF. But you’re allowed to slowly kill them by feeding them nothing but trasnfat sandwiches and it’s perfectly fine. Makes sense. I feel like if your kids are above a certain percent body fat you should have them taken away from you. Sorry, not sorry.
Yet her kids get really nice things, like autographed Patriots gear:
Unfortunately for her people have started to catch onto her skeevy ways, and it’s turned into a “raise your hand if you’ve been victimized by Jennifer Marie Roy” thing:
Turns out she’s met up with people before to buy stuff, only to give them sob stories about not being able to afford them so they give them to her for free:
Oh, and her kids are almost adults and live in Connecticut.
Did I mention that this struggling mother can afford to somehow get her kids iPhones
and skiing lessons?
So obviously they’re in dire need of food and clothing.
But wait, it gets better – last week she started a GoFundMe, for her brain aneurysm surgery of course:
This sentence is amazing:
I am a single mother of two boys and at this time I am having very hard time financially problems in regards to me need to have a brain surgery and at this time I am trying to raise some funding so I can hopefully have some help and luck with my difficult situation like this being so young all I am trying to raise as much as I can so I can move forward with my fiance’s and at this time I am having a hard time catching up due to my surgery that I need to have was alot of there is anymore that would like to help it would be greatly appreciated.
Oh good, she wants to “move forward with my fiance’s.” Because she doesn’t understand that a fiance in her world is a guy that knocks her up, buys her a milkshake, promises to marry her, and then never ends up following through. The word she’s looking for is “finances,” which as you can tell from all the gluttony, is actually going just fine as it is.
Consequently she’s been blacklisted from Facebook yard sale and community pages all over……
She’s not taking the blacklisting so well and is fighting back and defending her honor on these pages. She wants to prove to people that she’s not the scam artist she’s being made out to be, and makes some really convincing arguments like “Watch what you say honestly,” “my Facebook got hacked,” and “ask before you judge a book by its cover”:
Believe me Sheila, we don’t need to read this book:
We can tell everything by the cover. And the title of your book is “Granite State Gravy Dumpster Gets Called Out On Her Bullshit.”