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Infamous Granite State Gravy Dumpster Begs For Food, Donations, Cash For Starving Yet Morbidly Obese Teens With iPhones, Lies About Brain Aneurysm Surgery GoFundMe

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This is Sheila Roy of Manchester:

And she is one of the most infamous Internet panhandling scam artists in the Granite State. She goes by “Jennifer Marie Roy” on the Facebook machine, and she’s been begging for donations for years, only to go on and sell the shit she gets. She begs for pretty much everything and is ALWAYS some sort of victim. For instance, she claims to be a disabled single mom with transportation issues who needs food and toiletries:

Last week she needed toiletries, food, and rent, used her kids as bait, and decided to make up a lie that she had a brain aneurysm:

She starts the Christmas begging in October:

She asks for baby stuff, for a baby she doesn’t have, and then “bumps” it to the top of the page (the most currently commented posts come up first usually):

But for someone who is struggling so much, eating certainly does not seem to be a problem. Once again, feel free to check out the pictures of the fam on her Facebook page. Not only are her needy children fully grown teenagers, they’re also morbidly obese.

This is a pet peeve of mine. It’s a kind of abuse that shitty parents get away with. They’re slowly killing their kids by serving them plates full of gluttony every morning:

Paid for by Internet scams and food stamps of course. If you hit your kid you’d lose them to DCF. But you’re allowed to slowly kill them by feeding them nothing but trasnfat sandwiches and it’s perfectly fine. Makes sense. I feel like if your kids are above a certain percent body fat you should have them taken away from you. Sorry, not sorry.

Yet her kids get really nice things, like autographed Patriots gear:

Unfortunately for her people have started to catch onto her skeevy ways, and it’s turned into a “raise your hand if you’ve been victimized by Jennifer Marie Roy” thing:

Turns out she’s met up with people before to buy stuff, only to give them sob stories about not being able to afford them so they give them to her for free:

Oh, and her kids are almost adults and live in Connecticut.

Did I mention that this struggling mother can afford to somehow get her kids iPhones


and skiing lessons?

So obviously they’re in dire need of food and clothing.

But wait, it gets better – last week she started a GoFundMe, for her brain aneurysm surgery of course:

This sentence is amazing:

I am a single mother of two boys and at this time I am having very hard time financially problems in regards to me need to have a brain surgery and at this time I am trying to raise some funding so I can hopefully have some help and luck with my difficult situation like this being so young all I am trying to raise as much as I can so I can move forward with my fiance’s and at this time I am having a hard time catching up due to my surgery that I need to have was alot of there is anymore that would like to help it would be greatly appreciated.

Oh good, she wants to “move forward with my fiance’s.” Because she doesn’t understand that a fiance in her world is a guy that knocks her up, buys her a milkshake, promises to marry her, and then never ends up following through. The word she’s looking for is “finances,” which as you can tell from all the gluttony, is actually going just fine as it is.

Consequently she’s been blacklisted from Facebook yard sale and community pages all over……

She’s not taking the blacklisting so well and is fighting back and defending her honor on these pages. She wants to prove to people that she’s not the scam artist she’s being made out to be, and makes some really convincing arguments like “Watch what you say honestly,” “my Facebook got hacked,” and “ask before you judge a book by its cover”:

Believe me Sheila, we don’t need to read this book:

We can tell everything by the cover. And the title of your book is “Granite State Gravy Dumpster Gets Called Out On Her Bullshit.”

29 Comment(s)
  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 30, 2018 at 8:36 am

    I can understand how purchasing clothing for these Manatees can be expensive. Where the hell do they find the material from a 6-masted schooner?

  • Squirtleboy
    April 29, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    Thats a hard 33 years old there. 

  • Ewww
    April 29, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    The most amazing part of this story is the fact that she found a dude (or two!) who somehow managed to get an erection and ejaculate into her!!! What kind of dude looks at that face and thinks “Wow, that makes my dick hard, I got to get me some of that!” This is “hogging” at a whole new level.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 29, 2018 at 10:12 am

    This should be the face on posters for “DONT DO DRUGS”
    Rode hard and put away wet and moldy. Wtf
    I am offended that all these lovely folks don’t wear the fucking dentures my taxes have kindly paid for. I am going to make a tee shirt that says “wear ur fucking teeth”

  • ParentTOO
    April 29, 2018 at 9:42 am

    This article could’ve been done without the kids in it.

    • HappyHippy
      April 29, 2018 at 9:56 am

      Why? They are almost adults, not kids..

  • Sloppy
    April 29, 2018 at 8:41 am

    She has a face like a bag of sausages.

  • K
    April 29, 2018 at 3:36 am

    Evidently the mother is human garbage. But to attack her children calling them morbidly obese. You went too far with that. That is completely uncalled for. Kids their age read this. Can you imagine what they’re going to have to go through at school just because their mother is a parasite but now you make fun of them on this site. That was very tasteless

    • Hughbo Mont
      April 29, 2018 at 5:37 am

      Letting kids get that fat is child abuse.

    • Duh
      April 29, 2018 at 8:46 am

      Ummmm, but they ARE morbidly obese. It’s not an attack, it’s the truth

  • Welp
    April 28, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    This bitch has been scamming on the Providence/RI Craigslist general/volunteer/wanted sections for YEARS. She flips animals too, unfortunately. When I used to work in rescue she tried no less than 3 times w/different emails to adopt a kitten from us.

    • Welp
      April 28, 2018 at 10:47 pm

      Oh, and she bounces from NH-MA-RI-CT and back quite a bit, as she burns bridges quicker than a West Warwick hooker burns a crack rock. At one point she was in the Bucket expecting people to “donate” heating oil and have it DELIVERED TO HER HOUSE. It’s always “oh I don’t have a car I need you to bring it to me.” EVERY holiday times are “tuff/ruff” and she posts a literal LIST of food she needs. EVERY time she “moves” there’s a list including whole goddamn bedroom sets, televisions, an Xbox or PS4, giftcards, you name it. The lists of shit she needs are always dead giveaways it’s her.

      • Rick Shaw
        Rick Shaw
        April 30, 2018 at 8:38 am

        Was “bounces” intended as a pun?

  • z
    April 28, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    I’m guessing the Pats “Do your job” photo is an order for the kid to be a sympathy object is her scams.

    My father had an Aortic Aneurysm. He was in his 70s. He had insurance. That was probably 15 years ago. The cost was at least 60,000. I can’t imagine what one in the brain would cost and what exactly is 1600 in the GFM going for. I suppose if her B.A. is real there will be some scamming down time so she needs the cash to tied them over until she can start ripping people off again.

    If she could put her 2 pork dumplings on a diet, they could have that 1600 saved up in a week.

  • Clitty Litter
    April 28, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    And of course they gots the Asthma too….
    Nebulizer on the table with the computer and kid that looks like the dude from Powder.

  • Chuck Johnson
    April 28, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    I’d eat the peanuts out of her shit

    • Lisa Girard
      April 28, 2018 at 7:19 pm


  • Louie
    April 28, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    The ultimate poster girl for Manchester White Trash whose #’s have got to be in the thousands and have infested the city like bedbugs. Not enough bad things could possibly happen to this grifting $hitbird.

  • Sharon Peters
    April 28, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    Good lord. Someone banged that thing at least twice. Must’ve been “ruff”.

    • Leigha's Dog
      April 30, 2018 at 12:27 am

      Did somebody say ruff?

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 28, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Childhood obesity is chid abuse by parents who allow and abet their children to become fat and unhealthy. It’s a shame, too, that it’s not recognized by the authorities because such irresponsible parental behavior is every bit as bad as physical and mental abuse. It’s just setting up their kids for a lifetime of struggle.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    April 28, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    Now this is funny – turtleboy (the original fat bastard living in mom’s basement) spouting dietary advice.

    • msheadkracker
      April 29, 2018 at 12:34 am

      Are we just a barrel of fun. Every post you have something negative to say…must be one of the Didi followers, guilt ridden liht skinned bitch. You dont donate enough to her fat rolls, now get off TBS and keep giving her your money. I heard the “safe space closets” are the in thing too, you might need to find you one. 

    April 28, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    That kid’s eyes looked like 2 marbles shoved in a ball of dough.

  • Walter "In Heat" Bird
    April 28, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Hi Jennifer, I feel your pain. I want you to feel my vein. I can make it worthwhile for you to stop by my Worcester Magazine office. I am the person that makes and breaks wannabe politicians. I am important.

  • Jennifer Carson
    April 28, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Forehead so big, you could screen a movie on it.

  • TJB
    April 28, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Ah Hah! The old “I don’t normally ask for help; but” story. Getting something for free and then selling it and keeping the money is lower than whale Shit. Strap in NH welfare office~you have two morbidly obese teens ready to sign up for EBT. This ladies face looks like a giraffe had an abortion. Go kick rocks, douche.

    • M
      April 28, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      A few thoughts on this laardvark:
      1) Why doesn’t she go out and get a fucking job? I realize this is pretty cliche, but dammit, people have no sense of humility anymore.
      2) Turning a profit on an item that was listed for free on Craigslist is one thing, but to make a sob story and beg for someone to give you something for free and then turn around and sell said item is the lowest of the low
      3) People like this need to be exterminated. The only thing people (and I use that term delicately) like this do is create generations of welfare leeches. Whats more is that the kids don’t know any better since they were brought up thinking this is normal behavior

    • M
      April 28, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Whoops, didn’t mean to reply to you. Sorry!

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