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It Shouldn’t Matter That This Spicy Dispatcher Boned Half The Billerica Fire Department On Company Time Since We Pay Them To Sleep Sometimes Anyway

It Shouldn’t Matter That This Spicy Dispatcher Boned Half The Billerica Fire Department On Company Time Since We Pay Them To Sleep Sometimes Anyway

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Lowell Sun

On the eve of the disciplinary hearings for the four Fire Department members investigated of “sexual misconduct,” The Sun has learned their names and ranks. 

One is a fire captain, two are firefighters, and the lone woman is a dispatcher, The Sun has learned from sources. 

They are: Captain David Forziati, Firefighters Michael Ricci and Dan Barrila and Dispatcher Christina Winitzer. 

These four members have been on paid administrative leave since mid-April, when the sex scandal went public. 

The allegations include “sex while on duty on town property, conduct unbecoming of a firefighter/officer, and lying.”

The sexual misconduct occurred in both the central fire station and Pinehurst fire station, according to the allegations. 

Discipline hearings are set for Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. They were originally scheduled for April, but were delayed to because the union attorneys had scheduling conflicts. 

Town Manager John Curran is the hearing officer. The hearings will be behind closed doors. 

After listening to the testimony on both sides, Curran is expected to make his decision by next week. Curran has declined to discuss the details of the alleged sexual misconduct.

Sorry, I gotta pull a Costanza on this one. I don’t get what the big deal is. So some firefighters dipped their chicken nuggets in the ranch sauce. No one died right? I mean, we do pay firefighters to sleep while they’re at work, don’t we? So what does it matter if they’re sleeping or boning? As a taxpayer I’d rather have them boning. People who are boning are alert and lively. And they wanna put fires out faster so they can get back to the station for more boning.

Anyway, the broad who apparently is the BFD pass around is one spicy meatball:

Turtleboy always judges a book by its cover. And that chick right there is a FUN time. That is a woman who took the job as a dispatcher so she could bone firefighters. Everyone knows that chicks LOVE firefighters. They’re irresistible. Some of my favorite movies have 20 minute scenes involving women who look like her in a firehouse. And quite frankly I’d find it hard to pass up on Christina Winitzer (AKA Stina Marie on the Facebook machine) if she asked me to bust out the hose and give her the hook and ladder on company time. Then again, this Turtleboy is happily married so I’d have to tell her that she’d have to sweep her own chimney.

I guess that’s who the big loser is – the firefighter wives. Sure, it’s costing the taxpayers a little bit in overtime for their replacements and the legal fees involved with investigating this. But the only thing being destroyed here are people’s families, and that’s not against any laws.

My question is – if they did their jobs effectively, what’s the big deal? And more importantly, how’d they get caught? Did someone walk in midthrust? Because without video evidence I’m just denying this thing till the cows come home.

Anyway, even if the chick gets fired at least she’ll have a lot of good stuff she can put on her resume:

  • Can take on multiple tasks at any given moment
  • Works well with others
  • Team player
  • Great time management skills
  • Experienced in pole riding

She’ll land on her feet. Or at least on her knees.

Personally I think it’s bullshit if any of them lose their jobs though. Bill Clinton was holding the office that allegedly is held to a higher standard than any other, and he routinely got blowjobs all over the White House from a ditzy 24 year old woman who he had the ability to get better jobs for or even fire her. He got to finish out his term. That set the precedent for me. After that sex never mattered. And unlike Slick Willy, the firefighters who whitewashed this chick’s picket fence are not this chick’s boss and certainly shouldn’t be held to a higher standard than the President. I think a simple “bone on your own time” decree should do the trick.

P.S. The only reason we shared her pics and not the FF is because she’s the only one who thought it would be wise to stay on Facebook despite having her name all over the news.

 

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • Jocelyn
    July 3, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    So just like the Stop River Slut, Kelley Ryan, she enjoys FFs hoses…

  • Jocelyn
    July 3, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    So just like the Stop River Slut, Kelley Ryan, she enjoys Bfs hoses…

  • on it's back
    May 24, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Are you kidding me I’d throw a rope or two on her face!

  • Big Raymond
    May 19, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Fact of life 57, guys love sexy, hone-knee, women and these awesomely slutty babes love attention from men, dispatch-girl is no exception. Job well-done TB, no crime here, move-along folks, nothing to see here. Just another life-style-choice, now cue the hot 35 yo married teacher with her under-aged high-school bf.

    • Big Raymond
      May 19, 2017 at 8:08 pm

      PS Guarantee… Guarantee! There is a socially challenged fire fighter or 2 on the department that thought her flirting was true-love and is now mad at the guys who banged her and offering to pay for her lawyer, place to stay. Never underestimate weak, hone-knee men.

  • Just Sayin'
    May 19, 2017 at 10:16 am

    I don’t understand why people are commenting about how attractive she is and how they “would” (have sex with her). She just looks like a sad girl with daddy issues who will fuck anything that gives her the time of day (or a load in the throat). Gross.

  • Turdferguson
    May 19, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Know her pretty well. Known this story before was even let out. This smut was bragging about this and proud telling people it’s gunna be “let out soon”. Truth is, this girl is a hurtin smut, and these guys shouldn’t be running train on a waking disease while on the clock, but I really don’t think these guys should be losing their jobs. They’ve already ruined their marriages. But I really don’t think she should have a future in dispatching. Maybe prostitution, it’s well known in Woburn how much of a skeez she is… and what pisses me off is these dudes are fucked now, and she was proud and making jokes. What’s gunna happen, she’s going to keep her job, get a better one, ruin her name for a little bit ?

  • tngsucks
    May 19, 2017 at 7:09 am

    Am I missing something? Turtleboy stood up for these people. He said they did nothing wrong, considering the example our former president set for us. It’s not like they were bringing hookers in. He said the only reason for not having the firefighters’ pics is lack of presence on facebook. What they did may have been immoral to some but not all. My guess is someone in power got rejected by her and thus the investigation. That is the person to blame for ruining lives. I feel sorry for any firefighter in that house who has an insanely jealous wife he is totally faithful to.

    • Lee
      May 19, 2017 at 8:32 am

      Or maybe some one higher up did not want his dick rotting off and refused her …. this is what these types of woman do go for the higher rank guys then ho,d it over them till the shit hits the fan – If you don’t turn them in after refusing then you have sexually harassed them / then they can no longer work because of the stress and get disability to go away .I hope the FF don’t get fired because if they are currently married the wives can fuck them for every penny . They should know better and cherish their families more !! With all the sexually transmitted diseases this one must have HPV etc
      This is not her first go around

    • Xtina
      May 22, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      Turtleboys a sellout anyway. In his advertising he has jorge sambranos lawyer. Money money money

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 18, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    100% would in a heartbeat

  • Person
    May 18, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    You guys are real peices of shit. There’s no reason for posting this about this person. I really hope karma hits you someday.

  • WHATEVUH
    May 18, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    And the wives are asking, did you use a fucking condom?

  • TB is a chauvinist
    May 18, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    And ONCE AGAIN, TB, the girl…or should I say “broad” is the skank…the ho…the fun time, but the firefighters? Well, “What’s the big deal?” And of course, the losers are the wives…but the firefighters aren’t to blame. They’re not losers. No big deal, right? Another chauvinistic piece of shit story, by a chauvinistic bunch of clowns who NEVER did anything wrong or shameful in THEIR lives, right?

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 20, 2017 at 3:23 am

      Chauvinism is a belief that one’s country is superior to all others; taken from a French soldier’s blind devotion to his state.
      Just sayin’.

  • Alycat
    May 18, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Turtleboy, you had some good stuff on people who seriously needed to be called out. But, this is ridiculous, immature, and dangerously mindless.

  • They call me Ponch
    May 18, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    You know what Howard Stern says about nose rings. = A

  • Murt Burful
    May 18, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    I would have blocked out the ff’s names but honestly I’m surprised there were only 4 giving her the bone. We can’t see her body, but judging by her face I would bet any straight male that comes in contact with her wants to give her the baby gravy

  • EMS worker 6 years
    May 18, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Really TBS I mean so many others to go after fuck who cares she a slut stick to your blogs on the herion addicts and fucking assholes abusing the system leave public safety out of it you climb on a truck day after day see the shit we see day after day and then get at us for blowing pun attend off steam. Oh and dispatch very stressful job give it a try I bet you fail.

    • Get Over Yourself!
      May 19, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      The vast majority of that rant was practically void of punctuation! I certainly hope that your EMS training was more extensive than your English/grammar lessons, otherwise, your “patients” are seriously fucked!

      Get off your fucking high horse!

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 20, 2017 at 3:21 am

      I think if you re-read the article carefully, you’ll notice how it was said MANY times “I really don’t see the big deal” and “they shouldn’t be severely punished”…

      Reading is FUN-damental

  • stiff hose
    May 18, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    She’s got the DSL’s……I’d let her tune my organ……!!!

  • Emily
    May 18, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Please tell me that she’s not going to be like principal Jackson and be forced to resign to get a higher paying job!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!
    If the men get reprimanded then she should also. What a piece of work

  • Johnny5
    May 18, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Damn. Not sure I’d risk breaking up my family over her, but I wouldn’t mind taking her to the bone zone.

  • May 18, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    the very definition of recreational!

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 18, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Oh to be a fly on the wall when some one tells her ;
    “Holy shit you made it on Turtleboy!”
    “I don’t give a fuck!”
    Dude tilts head, raises his eyebrow.
    “That’s not what I heard…”

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