It Shouldn’t Matter That This Spicy Dispatcher Boned Half The Billerica Fire Department On Company Time Since We Pay Them To Sleep Sometimes Anyway
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Lowell Sun: On the eve of the disciplinary hearings for the four Fire Department members investigated of “sexual misconduct,” The Sun has learned their names and ranks. One is a fire captain, two are firefighters, and the lone woman is a dispatcher, The Sun has learned from sources. They are: Captain David Forziati, Firefighters Michael Ricci and Dan Barrila and Dispatcher Christina Winitzer. These four members have been on paid administrative leave since mid-April, when the sex scandal went public. The allegations include “sex while on duty on town property, conduct unbecoming of a firefighter/officer, and lying.”
The sexual misconduct occurred in both the central fire station and Pinehurst fire station, according to the allegations. Discipline hearings are set for Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. They were originally scheduled for April, but were delayed to because the union attorneys had scheduling conflicts. Town Manager John Curran is the hearing officer. The hearings will be behind closed doors. After listening to the testimony on both sides, Curran is expected to make his decision by next week. Curran has declined to discuss the details of the alleged sexual misconduct.
Sorry, I gotta pull a Costanza on this one. I don’t get what the big deal is. So some firefighters dipped their chicken nuggets in the ranch sauce. No one died right? I mean, we do pay firefighters to sleep while they’re at work, don’t we? So what does it matter if they’re sleeping or boning? As a taxpayer I’d rather have them boning. People who are boning are alert and lively. And they wanna put fires out faster so they can get back to the station for more boning.
Anyway, the broad who apparently is the BFD pass around is one spicy meatball:
Turtleboy always judges a book by its cover. And that chick right there is a FUN time. That is a woman who took the job as a dispatcher so she could bone firefighters. Everyone knows that chicks LOVE firefighters. They’re irresistible. Some of my favorite movies have 20 minute scenes involving women who look like her in a firehouse. And quite frankly I’d find it hard to pass up on Christina Winitzer (AKA Stina Marie on the Facebook machine) if she asked me to bust out the hose and give her the hook and ladder on company time. Then again, this Turtleboy is happily married so I’d have to tell her that she’d have to sweep her own chimney.
I guess that’s who the big loser is – the firefighter wives. Sure, it’s costing the taxpayers a little bit in overtime for their replacements and the legal fees involved with investigating this. But the only thing being destroyed here are people’s families, and that’s not against any laws.
My question is – if they did their jobs effectively, what’s the big deal? And more importantly, how’d they get caught? Did someone walk in midthrust? Because without video evidence I’m just denying this thing till the cows come home.
Anyway, even if the chick gets fired at least she’ll have a lot of good stuff she can put on her resume:
- Can take on multiple tasks at any given moment
- Works well with others
- Team player
- Great time management skills
- Experienced in pole riding
She’ll land on her feet. Or at least on her knees.
Personally I think it’s bullshit if any of them lose their jobs though. Bill Clinton was holding the office that allegedly is held to a higher standard than any other, and he routinely got blowjobs all over the White House from a ditzy 24 year old woman who he had the ability to get better jobs for or even fire her. He got to finish out his term. That set the precedent for me. After that sex never mattered. And unlike Slick Willy, the firefighters who whitewashed this chick’s picket fence are not this chick’s boss and certainly shouldn’t be held to a higher standard than the President. I think a simple “bone on your own time” decree should do the trick.
P.S. The only reason we shared her pics and not the FF is because she’s the only one who thought it would be wise to stay on Facebook despite having her name all over the news.
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