Remember when we warned turtle riders that the state would fuck up legalized marijuana? Only took them 3 weeks to prove us right.
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Remember a few months ago when we said that we wanted to vote No on Question 4 because we knew the state of Massachusetts would fuck it up?
Well it only took three weeks for them to confirm our fears:
Yea, sorry people. We can’t enact this law you voted for because we’re wicked busy. We all have to get together in the same room at the same time, check a couple boxes, and sign a couple documents. That’s a lot to ask for.
So what’s their excuse?
Wait….what?? Is this real life? They couldn’t certify the marijuana question because they had to count the votes for President first? Ummmm….CNN called Massachusetts for Hillary Clinton the exact second the polls closed on election night. She won. All 11 electoral votes go to her. Games over. You don’t have to count anything. Just sign the papers and move on.
What the hell is he even talking about when he says, “his office has been working with city and town officials to confirm the results?” What does that require? You call up the town clerk in Hudson and Bedford, and you ask them how many people voted for each candidate and ballot question. Then you punch those numbers into a calculator and see who won. Spoiler alert – Hillary and weed are the winners.
Oh good, Deb Goldberg’s incompetent ass is in charge of this new industry. What could possibly go wrong? After all, this is the same woman who tried to shut down Nashoba Winery because they didn’t donate money to her campaign like the major distributors they compete with did.
The initiative has given her the power to appoint a “three-person Cannabis Control Commission.” Gee whiz, I wonder who she’s gonna appoint? I’m sure they won’t be her corrupt friends and donors who she owes a favor to. I’m sure they won’t be people who are trying to tax and regulate marijuana to the point where you have to go right back to the black market.
Look, we called this one a while ago. It was nice that this question passed, just because it sent a message that there’s nothing wrong with weed. But at the end of the day we live in the only state in the country that could be guaranteed to fuck this up. People kept comparing us to Washington and Colorado. Newsflash – those are normal states. We live in a state where the Speaker of the House goes to jail for
nine five years for taking bribes. We live in a state that legalized casinos eight years ago, but hasn’t built a single casino since then. There was a 0.0% chance this would ever go the way people thought it would go.
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