The Fitchilante pedo poachers took their talents to Marlborough today to meet up with a guy named Steve, who thought he was there to bang a 14 year old boy. This might be the most twisted of all the diddlers they’ve picked up since starting this channel two months ago. Fun starts at the 16 minute mark.

Again, is it too much to ask for these pedophiles to get dressed up just a little bit?

He’s there to get laid and he’s dressed like he’s going to play paintball with his boys. That guy simply did not give a fuck that he just got caught trying to bang a kid. Does this look like a guy who cares that he’s about to be Internet famous for trying to get pegged by a child?

That guy LOVES banging kids, and thinks nothing of it.

Some highlights from this catch:

• He thought he was there to meet a 14 year old boy named Mikey
• He rationalized it at first by saying, “There’s rich people out there buying people all the time. Not that it’s right. Know what I mean?” Because that’s what rich people do. They buy sex slaves. So why should a working class guy be villified for doing the same thing?
• He sent the imaginary boy dick pics
• He rationalized it a second time by saying, “You can’t help who you’re attracted to. It’s just one of those things.” As if being attracted to kids and actively trying to fuck them is the same thing.
• He offered to buy the kid alcohol and molly
• He admitted to banging other kids, including a 15 year old when he was 22
• When asked how they would know that he wouldn’t do it again he said, “”You don’t.” Because this mother fucker has no intention whatsoever of not banging kids moving forward.
• He admitted that he’s out on probation for either an alcohol or driving related crime
• Attempted to rationalize it a third time by saying to the pedo poacher, “I think it’s more crazy what you’re doing. I didn’t force this kid to be here.” As if the guy casually trying to fuck kids at 2 PM on a Wednesday during a pandemic is the normal one, and the guy exposing him is the weirdo. As if consent from a 14 year old is real consent.
• When he was asked if he would seek help or treatment his answer was, “I gotta be honest, I don’t know.” Translation – no he will not, because that would interfere with fucking kids.
• He rationalized pedophilia in general by saying, “That’s what they’re attracted to. They don’t have any real ill or harm.” So as long as the pedophiles don’t mean any harm, it’s all good. After all, he’s just trying to get his nut off, and he didn’t mean to cause long lasting psychological and physical damage to a child.
• To make matters worse he then described what would’ve happened in a failed attempt to show that it wasn’t so bad, “You don’t know what would’ve happened. I can tell you what would’ve happened. We would’ve smoked, we might’ve kissed or done something, ya know. But, I don’t have condoms on or nothing. We probably would’ve as time went on as far as sex.”

Oh good, he didn’t have condoms. That’s way better. And they probably weren’t gonna have sex this time around, because that would happen later on down the road. Yes, that’s way better.

My question is, who’s this dude?

An unintended side effect of these videos is that now everyone wants to be a pedo poacher. This guy was apparently the one who was pretending to be the boy, and then he called in the Fitchilantes to help him film it. That worries me a little, as does this:

Oh for fuck’s sake.

I’d say “leave it up to the experts,” but then again, what makes the pedo poachers “experts?” This is turning into a copycat vigilante thing and I can envision a shitload of problems popping up down the line.

However, the fact that he’s now working with the police beforehand is very promising. This is exactly what he should be doing if he wants to be legit and keep doing this. Tell the cops where you’re doing it and when, and tell them to follow on the live stream so they can detain afterwards and make sure no one gets hurt.

Anyway, if anyone recognizes Steve the pedo, feel free to email me at turtleboysports@gmail.com or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook. If he’s got social media then screenshot everything because that’s always the first thing that comes down. Then again, this guy really doesn’t give a shit so he might not. Or if you don’t recognize him and you can run license plates, try 7CP 166.

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