Jamie Eldridge’s Face Of Criminal Justice Reform Is A Career Shithead Who Once Started A Prison Riot And Tried Stealing A Gun From A Boston Cop After Getting Out Of Jail


State Senator Jamie Eldridge’s (D – Prison) fascination with being the voice of rapists and murderers everywhere continued this week with a press conference about how mean CO’s are to violent offenders who tried to kill them last month in Shirley.


At the press conference he put together with some families of convicted criminals, they all complained that the guards weren’t being nice….in jail.

Oh no! Their privacy rights are being violated! It’s a real shame they all ended up in jail by accident.

The voice of this movement to improve conditions for the most violent offenders in Massachusetts is being led by former guest at Souza-Baranowski Jurell Laronal, who of course has a sibling currently living there as well.


“It’s hard to tell someone not to do anything when guards are coming to his cell randomly.”

Yea, almost as if they need to make sure prisoners don’t have weapons because they’re violent offenders.

“I feel disrespected in a way.”

Well then, let us jump right in to protect your precious feelings sir!

So what was Jamie Eldridge’s good friend Jurell incarcerated for? He must’ve been in there for possessing marijuana right? This is what the Jamie Eldridges of the world always tell me people of color are locked up for – pot. “Non violent” crimes. Let’s see what the new face of prison reform did….

Oh look, he led a prison riot after being put into solitary confinement for being a violent asshole. Who hasn’t done that before. Definitely the kind of guy who should be the face for prison reform. Convicted criminals have a right to express themselves with violence just like anyone else.

Then when he got out of jail he kept his nose clean, turned his life around, and opened his own barbershop right? Oh wait….

Turns out the first thing he decided to do was drive without a license and try to steal a cop’s gun from him because he didn’t wanna go back to prison.

But wait, I thought cops shot black people for no reason because they’re a bunch of filthy racists? Surely they could’ve shot this waste of space and been justified in their actions. Yet the chose to be non-violent and he continued to resist anyway.

And did I mention he’s a MMA fighter?

He probably could’ve overpowered the police officer, but they still chose not to shoot his ass.

It was also announced that three inmates are suing the jail because CO’s weren’t nice to them.

So I gave these three model citizens a Google (Carl Larocque, Tamik Kirkland, and Robert Silva-Prentice) because surely they must’ve been in jail for pot too. Larocque is in jail for….

Killing his best friend at Crompton Park. He showed up to the wake and funeral like nothing happened too. His victim’s family (Kevin Shavies) will never get to see their loved one again, and his brother was serving our country overseas when he found out what happened.

But, I guess Jamie Eldridge doesn’t give a shit about them. He’s more concerned with the way Kevin’s killer is being treated in prison.

Robert Silva-Prentice has barely been in jail for a year and he’s already whining like a bitch. How much marijuana did he have on him when he got sentenced?

Oh wait, he’s a murderer. Killed a completely innocent teenager in the projects who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I definitely give a shit about his feelings.

And what about plaintiff #3 Tamik Kirkland? If that name rings a bell it’s because he was all over the news seven years ago after he escaped from jail to avenge the shooting of his mother, accidentally shot and killed a completely innocent man and barber who survived 11 gunshots, then shot a state trooper and a Springfield cop from the trunk of a car he was hiding in. To make matters worse the deceased victim’s name was Innocent.

Jamie Eldridge doesn’t give a shit about Mr. Innocent or the family he left behind.

He cares about this useless clump of cells.

And what about Tamik’s poor family who cares about him so much and is advocating on his behalf? They’ve started a “Free Kirkland” website, and a Facebook page called, “Not Guilty 4 real,” to go along with his IG and Twitter accounts.


The website FreeKirkland.com exists mainly to make excuses for him and profit off of his incarceration by selling t-shirts.

Excuses like, “it was a walk away, not a escape” from jail.

“He did not know what to do.”

Here’s an idea – go back to jail instead of hunting an innocent person named Innocent down and killing him, and then shooting the barber 11 times before shooting 2 cops.

Oh, and it was “wrongful” for the cops to shoot back because….dindu nuffin.

The Latino cop was the real bad guy of course.

He was only shooting the cops to “protect his life” after murdering an innocent man.

Plus, the guy was just turning his life around and his new rap album business named after the daughter whose name he couldn’t spell in the first place, was about to take off.

These are Jamie Eldridge’s constituents. This is who he represents. These are the people Bernie Sanders wants to vote.


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54 Comment(s)
  • Cheesemo
    February 7, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    Sen Jamie goes to Dorchester on weekends and pays young negroe bucks to fuck him up the ass

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    February 6, 2020 at 8:22 am

    You reap what you sow!
    Keep electing and reelecting Democrats?
    You continue the cycle of insanity and fuckery.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 6, 2020 at 12:35 am

    Jurell Laronal (pronounced John Doe) thinks the Guard’s Union should be held accountable… the way prisoners are.

  • Aren't favelas wonderful
    February 5, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    State Sen. Eldridge. Helping to build the Massachusetts favela, one ghetto at a time. He’ll be satisfied only when all of Massachusetts looks like the inside of the Souza-Baranowski correctional facility.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Hey Eldridge !!
    February 5, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    I know you are reading this, so I proclaim:
    You are a cunt !

  • Allison MSNBC
    February 5, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Jurell is a filthy Naker.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Honestly Ahnasty
    February 5, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Ahnasty though??? HAHHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Judge dread
    February 5, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    The virtue signaling is so bad.

    If this slug rake saw him in his hood he would travon Martin his ass in 3.2.1

    Fuckin mass democratic hypocrites.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Mike Savage
    February 5, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Liberalism is a mental disorder!!

  • Brian
    February 5, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Nothing like making a homemade noose and finding a predator swinging from it. It’s almost better than Christmas morning.

    February 5, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    I really fucked up when I didnt invite Pelosi out for a helicopter ride

  • WeRFucked
    February 5, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Doesn’t anyone get it?
    There are more of them than there are of us.
    We Are Fucked.

    • DJT
      February 5, 2020 at 4:43 pm


      • AOC Yeah You Know Me
        February 5, 2020 at 5:47 pm

        You are blissfully ignorsnt. Cali texas and Nevada now more than 50 non white. Third world invasion continues and they reproduce at about 5 times our rste. In 20 years the demographic war is over and rachel rollins crew will really chimp out.

        • Reactionary
          February 5, 2020 at 9:31 pm

          20? How about 10?

  • Cheesemo
    February 5, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Someone should tell the senator to clean the negroes cum off his face before he gets his picture taken next time

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    February 5, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Yes yes yall the inmates are running the asylum.
    Every corner every city yo we tsken over. Fuck the law abiding whiteman. Its our time and we coming like a overloaded freight train yes yes yall

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      February 5, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      You go girlfriend!

  • God
    February 5, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Not a decent human being in this story.

  • Trumpy Bear
    February 5, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I’d like to give Mr. Eldridge a Haitian Broomstick.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 5, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Turtleboy doing his homework exposing these murderous “victims” as the liberal agenda driven Fake News praises Jamie Eldridge for his good work.

  • X
    February 5, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    You’d think they’d have better quality video…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 5, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    It looks like Jamie Eldridge knows his way around a cock.

    • Young Tom Garfield
      February 5, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      Pot meet kettle

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        February 5, 2020 at 3:15 pm

        Oh Kate

        • Kate
          February 5, 2020 at 4:09 pm


          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Old Tom Morris
            February 5, 2020 at 8:28 pm

            Use me, spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave. Unworthy as I am, to follow you.

  • soxrock191
    February 5, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Obvious question here….. Are these people out of their fucking minds ???? I honestly do not understand how these people are proud to have the VIOLENT offenders stand with them & allow this ridiculous shit to continue. This is just a rhetorical question. I understand their ulterior motive. People have the right to their opinions & I respect the “agree To disagree” concept, but not if it makes NO SENSE. It HAS to make sense. THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

  • Jane Goodall
    February 5, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Very interesting study.

    • Josef Mengele
      February 5, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      I’d like to study them in more depth.

      • John Galt
        February 5, 2020 at 7:11 pm

        6 feet deep is more depth

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 5, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    If that coon went for my gun I would have him biting a curb faster than he could scream “police brutality”

    • soxrock191
      February 5, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      American History X style. Will you marry me spic tormentor???

  • Cheddah
    February 5, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Any criminal, regardless of color or criminal history that puts up a dangerous gun grab fight with a cop(s), and who also happens to be an MMA fighter, automatically gets a green-light to have at least 10 bullet holes in him… Fuck this ungrateful cocksucker!!! Cops showed amazing restraint.

  • randiguy2006
    Like Lincoln
    February 5, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Trump freed alot of blacks. I thought that was good?

  • bill fleming
    February 5, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    At least when Senator Billy Bulger supported criminals it was out of brotherly love. This clown would cower in his boots if he ever had to ride the red or orange line.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 5, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Why do these fucking political hack cunts invariably support violent shithead criminals over the victims and the law-abiding public?

    It boils my piss. An absolute shower of wankers.

  • That's a Spade
    February 5, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    TB, you are tone deaf. Trump had criminal justice reform trophy at the SOTU last night. Today you’re shitting on a Democrat for having a criminal justice reform trophy.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 5, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Jamie Eldridge looks like a faggot Alfred Hitchcock had a fag baby with a faggot Mr. French.

    • Shannon
      February 5, 2020 at 12:53 pm

      But why’d you cut me down, old buddy?

    • August West from San Francisco
      February 5, 2020 at 2:21 pm

      Anybody got a dime for a cup of coffee?

  • Eldridge sucks
    February 5, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Really wish just one of these State reps would take one of these guys home and live in their house just one.

    • Jamie
      February 5, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      I enjoy the black caucus and have had many in me and in my home

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 5, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      He’s probably got an entire SWAT team hiding round the corner in case one of his “guests” shows their true colours and starts unloading with a .45.

    • Fartin' Barney Frank
      February 6, 2020 at 9:09 am

      I’ve had more than a few cum and stay in my basement.

  • Frank
    February 5, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Those felons helped write the criminal reform bill with no help from law enforcement, at the end of the day it should be called Bakers bill he signed it.

  • Frank
    February 5, 2020 at 11:58 am

    Keep it up TB great work. Nothing changes unless everyone calls their state reps. And fuck fox 25 bunch of pandering cunts I’ll never watch them again

  • Osiris
    February 5, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Me thinks perhaps that Mr. Eldridge may be a fan of the long brown dong.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    February 5, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Jurell abandoned his son and sent him to earth. He owes 267k in back child support.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 5, 2020 at 11:38 am

    I honestly feel that 99.99% of the people that vote democrat are uneducated and lazy. Am I wrong? I sit back and say to myself, how can anyone in their right mind vote for ANY Democratic candidate. All the Democrats want to do is give people a handout and keep the suckling from the Government teat. Where is the empowerment to build a better life if all you do is enable them? Seriously. Am i wrong?

  • Mean Streets
    February 5, 2020 at 11:30 am

    This thug will find his way back and with any luck will get shived in the shower.

    • Mohameds Message Of The Day
      February 5, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      I prsy to slmighty Alkah that it will.

  • Greeley
    February 5, 2020 at 11:28 am

    Wow. Wow

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