Jello Geoff Diehl Won’t Criticize Tom Mountain For Calling 14 Year Old Girls Sexy Because He’s Afraid He’ll Get Sued If Tom Was Hacked 


When Geoff Diehl ran for Senate against Elizabeth Warren in 2018 and lost by 25 points I criticized him for being such a wimp. He was running against one of the most polarizing and unlikable politicians in America, who had lied for years about being Native American, and he was so milquetoast that he refused to even attack her for that.

“It’s not about her ancestry, it’s about her integrity. I don’t care what percentage she claims to be Native American, I just care that I am 100% for Massachusetts and the people of the state.”

What a boring, useless politician. With people like this it’s really no wonder Republicans don’t do shit with power when they actually get it.

Now Geoff has decided to turn the momentum from his landslide defeat for Senate into a run for Governor, and he’s challenging Charlie Baker in the primary. Obviously Baker is horrible and not a real Republican, but he’s extremely popular and would take a lot to defeat in a primary. If you’re gonna challenge him or Pocahontas, you better go down swinging.

But as it turns out Geoff is the same feckless cunt he was in 2018. He has not publicly posted about disgraced pervert Tom Mountain resigning as Mass GOP Vice Chairman after getting catfished into detailing his orgy expertise, but he did address it after someone on his Facebook page asked him why he hadn’t, and it illustrated everything that is wrong with Geoff Diehl.

Oh good, just what we need – another pussy. Someone who backs down and doesn’t tell the truth because he’s afraid of getting sued. Republicans are so good at producing people like this. Democrats do this crazy thing where they use political capital to their advantage and do liberal things when they elected. Republicans don’t because they’re worried about being sued.

“On the off chance he was hacked, is it worth a lawsuit to declare him guilty on FB?”

He literally admitted he wasn’t hacked to the catfishing ginger from Israel.

Tom Mountain is also completely full of shit and isn’t gonna sue anyone. He’s just putting on this fake thing for his wife so she doesn’t divorce him.

“He ended up doing the right thing.”

No, he never admitted he did it, still claims he was hacked, says there was a conspiracy against him, and only resigned from one position that he holds because he was humiliated into doing so and claims that doing so was a “personal sacrifice” for the good of the party.

Diehl kept going.

Wait, now Geoff says he knows Tom admits that he wasn’t hacked, but a minute earlier he was still holding onto “the off chance he was hacked.” What a useless politician. If you didn’t have the political instincts to know that he was lying about being hacked from the beginning then you are a fucking idiot and I don’t want you anywhere near the levers of power.

For some reason this story has gotten national attention, appearing not only in the Globe and Herald, but also in The Hill, Newsweek, and other major media outlets. It’s always nice to get recognition for your work, which Turtleboy is finally getting, but how does this story warrant national attention from the media but not Monica Cannon-Grant?

Tom Mountain was the Vice Chairman of a minority party with almost no influence. He privately wrote embarrassing sexual things to a fake person, exhibited horrible instincts, and brought shame on himself, his family, and his party.

Monica Cannon-Grant has been honored as one of the most influential civil rights leaders in Boston by the Globe, and had her endorsement sought by Joe Kennedy, Ayanna Pressley, and Rachael Rollins, despite publicly threatening to blow a black congressional candidate’s head off for the crime of “riding white penis for a credit score,” and calling her a n word several times.

The Boston Globe wrote about Tom Mountain, who had no influence at all, in about five seconds. The Globe still has not reported a word about what Monica Cannon-Grant said, despite the fact that Rachael Rollins publicly disavowed her. It’s almost as if the mainstream media has an agenda where they try to make conservatives look dysfunctional and hypocritical, while ignoring the fact that liberals have gone all in on a violent, sociopathic racist.



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43 Comment(s)
  • kat don
    July 26, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    Massachusetts politics are a mess. Let’s hope Geoff gets a set and stands strongly opposed to major issues….the MA GOP is a lost cause other than Lyons…. Geoff needs to OPPOSE VACCINE mandates at any age…..OPPOSE mandated LOCKDOWNS…..RESTORE electoral integrity or he’s never getting in…OPPOSE the draconian MASK Mandates especially in schools where they act as bacterial Petri dishes for kids….(think bacterial pneumonia). Take CHARGE for Government appointments such as DPH, DCF, MA DESE, ETC. OPPOSE CRITICAL RACE THEORY or other euphemism) and gender instruction fluidity mutilation, —BE LIKE DESANTIS! GET A SET Geoff…..Get rid of some of these stupid frivolous pork and committees to study committees…..RESTORE LAW and ORDER…..appoint CONSERVATIVE Judges…..RESPECT our GOD given constitutional Rights….hmm….

  • Doug Bushman
    July 21, 2021 at 11:58 am

    Need a campaign worker? I have some free time.

  • NoBallsDiehl
    July 21, 2021 at 11:04 am

    I voted for Diehl in 2018, I won’t be voting for him again. He has way to much politician mentality. Always trying to appease everyone and not offend. He does seem smart and like a decent guy. If he could take a stand for the people and speak up I might vote for him, until then nah I’m good. Just another rich spineless douchebag. Going up against Pocahontas was like showing up to a gun fight and your opponent hands u a loaded ak47, and u say no thanks. I’ll stick to pointing my finger and going pew-pew..

  • Maybe
    July 20, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    Could be Geoff doesn’t care that this guy was hoping to have a wild sex fuckahathon with a smoking hot Israeli babe. Who doesn’t?

    • Kat Don
      July 26, 2021 at 7:21 pm

      who the hell will you vote for then?????

  • stupid isn't a crime
    July 20, 2021 at 7:24 pm

    What was this guy’s crime? Being attracted to young hot nude models or being stupid enough to believe they were attracted to him?

    At least he doesn’t have sex with horses or beat his daughter then start a go fund me after her suicide… or cover for his drunk adult son groping strangers on airliners… or road rage on Christmas shoppers then threaten to arrest them.

    • Boe Jiden
      July 20, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      Stupid is not a crime but stupid is not leadership quality.
      Stupid is our education system and the death of African Americans in our Streets.

      • @@stupid
        July 20, 2021 at 10:16 pm

        Talk’s cheap, “@stupid”. We need action!

        Now…how do you propose we get black people to stop killing each other in the streets?

        • HOWIE CARR
          July 20, 2021 at 10:33 pm

          Throw them a basketball

          • kat don
            July 26, 2021 at 7:36 pm


    • MJ
      July 20, 2021 at 10:29 pm

      Very well said

    • JustToBeSure
      July 21, 2021 at 2:33 pm

      All good points. On scale of things you mention, his fantasies are totally unimportant. Where he did cross a line was talking about the women in the Facebook posts that were part of a group going to a rally in Dakota. It was uncool, boorish and a totally crap move to drag these REAL women into his sexual ramblings and talk about them and what they (supposedly) did together.
      Still wonder what they and their partners think of him now. Probably sorry they ever posed next to him.

  • bigdaddy
    July 20, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    Charlie Parker is popular because he hates Trump and this is a democrat state. Not many republicans will vote for him in the primary. As for Diehl being milquetoast he is better than hold it Healey

  • Doug Bushman
    Tom's Strap on
    July 20, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Tom Mountain for GOP Party Chair

  • E Deplorable Unum
    July 20, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    So the guy who couldn’t get elected to fucking school committee is now a political pundit?

    • Non sequitur
      July 20, 2021 at 3:42 pm

      I don’t follow your lack of logic. Try again.

  • Dirty Diehl
    July 20, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Controlled-opposition RINO Geoff Diehl is in bed with Charlie Baker the same way he was in bed with Liz Warren in 2018. More information on FakeTrumper DirtyDiehl is well-documented at: youtu.be/4j8pINI2COE

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 20, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    Guys’ a joke.

  • Jill Biden's Wife
    July 20, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    Say what you will about Diehl. For the record, I don’t particularly like him as a candidate. I thought he was weak in his debate with Pocahontas, but debating trolls on Facebook is not the way to win hearts and minds. The other side would just use it against him.

    The Massachusetts Republican Party is a joke. I’m on Jim Lyons’s MassGOP distribution list. The press release on Mountain contained the following statement:

    “The focus of our party remains on supporting the fight for working families and Massachusetts residents who are deeply concerned about rising fuel costs, public safety, inflation, and employment opportunities.

    The Massachusetts Republican Party remains committed to freedom of speech, freedom of expression, the rule of law, and proudly recognizes that our party’s roots are founded in individual freedom regardless of race, religion, gender, or zip code.”

    What’s not to like in that? But Lyons is just a tin cup; he’s always asking for donations and for conservatives to “chip in” to “fight” things like defund the police initiatives, fuel taxes, and CRT.

    I once asked how they were going to use the money to achieve their goals. Crickets.

    The sad truth is that the majority of people living in this state are fucking whack jobs, and until crime, taxes, cost of living, and true socialist policies become so burdensome that even the woke crowd suffers, it’s not going to change. The liberals and left-leaning independents in this state are so guilt-ridden, virtue signaling, and just plain stupid that they will continue to vote against their own self-interest.

    • Anonymous
      July 20, 2021 at 4:34 pm

      What everyone is missing here is that Mountain was trying to REPLACE Lyons as Chair — and *Mountain* is now gone.

      This is a *good* thing….

      • Ha Ha, Dude Said “Mountain/Lyons”…
        July 20, 2021 at 10:19 pm

        That is all.

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Fartted
      July 21, 2021 at 7:56 pm

      You are 200% spot on. This state is a lost cause and nothing will change that until everything collapses as a result of staggering debt and the exodus of those who actually produce anything of value and pay their bills.

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 20, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    Both these guys are definitely pedophiles, you can just see it on them. Looks like the type you will see on predator poachers meeting a 13 year old boy for a rimjob.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 20, 2021 at 2:49 pm

      I need a good rim job. I must of rubbed up against a curb or two. The wheels on the passenger side of my Prius are marred terribly.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 20, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    Misinformation is killing The Massachusetts Republican affiliation party of Republicans. Jeff Daly needs to accept the problem of the misinformation regarding the world wide net which is used even by the poor when they have the access to the machine box which allows it to happen.
    We must lock down and double mask our groceries from the market.
    I’m Boe Jiden.

  • Never relent on MCG
    July 20, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    Glad you highlighted the hypocrisy of the m s media. It’s ok to shit on a conservative in the press but definitely not a Nubian princess like that scammin fat shit MCG. Hey Monica you fuckin racist cunt, how’s ur taxpayer funded club house? Unc, any chance you get please involve her in the story, no good piece of filth, her time is coming.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 20, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    Imagine finally breaking a national story and getting credited by the Boston Globe and using that as leverage in a stale and petty local bitchfight with a nobody.

    It really makes you think about which petty bitchfights of your own are holding you back.

    • ?
      July 20, 2021 at 1:00 pm

      Imagine being such a mental midget you have to comment on every blog and try to shit on TB? Please tell us what story was about you? If you had a job or a life you could find something better to do than go to a blog you hate and spend all day commenting negatively. So is this BBJ, Rian or gaffney? Or maybe mother of the year Kate Peters?

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        July 20, 2021 at 1:18 pm

        None of the stories are about me. He wrote about my sister once though, because she was in charge of the Mass Bail Fund for a while. My name is Alexander Rich-Shea. TurtleBro doesn’t write about me because i am prettier and smarter than he is.

        You guys think you’re mean but you should see how gay men speak to each other when you’re not around. It’s far more vicious than you can imagine. You should know most gay men appear to have a repeating litany of self hatred running through their mind at all times and if you trigger them they will simply point it at you.

        It’s possible this is just true for all people, or at least all Americans. Or maybe it’s a Christian thing? I think about it a lot. I am pretty tragic, but then I talk to people and every time I am blown away again by the bleakness and hopelessness just barely beneath the surface. It’s like a world full of hollow glass people, immobilized by their own fragility.

        Then you meet the rich and you realize they’re vampires, and they’ve sucked everyone dry of humanity so they can service their endless appetites more efficiently. This, ironically, doesn’t make them any less empty than you are.

        Perhaps the only hope is the artists, but they are being strangled by the implosion of academic authority.


  • Stu pickwick
    July 20, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    The two party political system is broken,they are both corrupt and self serving.it’s time for a big house cleaning.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 20, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    Imagine waking up next to that pig. Fucking disgrace

  • 9
    July 20, 2021 at 12:34 pm

    I remember when Romney and McCain were praised on how dignified they were and showed that they were the Republican candidates who could “reach across the aisle” with Democrats. How did that work out for both of them? Democrats don’t want compromise, their only political goal is to annihilate Republicans by any means necessary. Being polite and mugging for the camera with your enemy isn’t a winning strategy.

  • randiguy2006
    July 20, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Typical Republican pedophile.

  • Bill Cribben
    July 20, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Diehl is a smart, decent man with a backbone made of cottage cheese.

  • Kevin O
    July 20, 2021 at 11:25 am

    With the liberal dominant media , there will never be an even political playing field. The only chance was individual social media posts , but leftists Twitter and facebook censorship campaign and algorithms have shut that down. All to promote socialism and to weaken and eventually end this great nation.

  • Jeff J
    July 20, 2021 at 11:21 am

    “For some reason this story has gotten national attention”.
    For some reason? You’d have to be a mental friggin midget to not know the reason. Js

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    July 20, 2021 at 11:13 am

    C’mon. That post was meant to get Diehl to say something that he shouldn’t say. Bowing out of a comment on a smutty scandal was the right thing to do. Diehl answered the post like a gentleman. What was he supposed to say? This article is low and I generally like TB reporting on what no else will. Dragging Diehl into the Cannon/Mountain dirt is just tabloid. Be better TB.

    • “Chew” On This, Frances
      July 20, 2021 at 11:19 am

      That is all.

    • Jeff J
      No More Mr Nice Guy
      July 20, 2021 at 11:29 am

      Fuck being ‘like a gentleman’. It’s time to put that shit aside and fight fire with fire. It’s time the sane people in this country start taking back what these lunatics on the left have, quietly at 1st, stolen and by any means necessary. Nice guys and ‘gentlemen’ finish last.

      • Fuckin A Right, “Nice Guy”!
        July 20, 2021 at 3:44 pm

        That is all.

    • Chris
      July 20, 2021 at 12:05 pm

      This has to be Tom or Geoff

    • West Warwick Trash
      July 20, 2021 at 3:26 pm

      “Be better”? How about you go fuck yourself and shove your smug millennial catch phrase up your loose asshole, Finoochio.

      • I Liked That Part In Finoochio When…
        July 20, 2021 at 10:25 pm

        ….him and his friend Lampwick drank beers and smoked cigars and then they turned into jackasses and then…….

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