Jelly Rolls Royce Selling Offering To Pay For Room To Rent With $971 In Food Stamps Because He Just Got Out Of Jail And He’s A Stay At Home Dad

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Well this is a new one……

So Nick Paiva from Providence is looking for a room to rent, but he just got out of jail and doesn’t have much cash on him. However, he’s willing to pay using $374 worth of food stamps plus another $197 worth of food stamps, and then use the $400 from NEXT MONTH’s food stamps. Because this ex-convict right here is the type of person who should be on government assistance:

It appears based on his Facebook page that he reproduced not too long ago, which is probably how a swamp donkey like this qualifies for food stamps in the first place. They teach you that in Ratchetology 101 – more kids, more stamps. Simple math. So keep on reproducing baby!!

According to his Facebook page he is a “CARE IN MAN,” trying to live his life the best way he can, which apparently means ending up in jail and abusing generous government entitlement programs funded by the taxpayers. Oh yea, and his job? Stay at home daddy and lover:

That’s a job, right? Because who wouldn’t pay to have this Jelly Rolls Royce as a lover?

Shocking how in America so many people who have ample amounts of food stamps clearly have not found themselves lacking for food in quite sometime.

Anyway, as amusing as these food stamp abuse stories are, it’s a serious problem. This is just the tip of the iceberg. We only report on those who are dumb enough to make their abuse of the system seen to the world on Facebook. Imagine how many out there are doing this and aren’t broadcasting it.

Here’s the phone number to call and report EBT fraud in Rhode Island: (401) 574-8175. 

Here’s the online form.

Do your civic duty and report this nudnik so people like him stop stealing your hard earned money.

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