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Patch: A Boston man allegedly robbed an unconscious man of prescription medication at Downtown Crossing Monday, abandoning the 52-year-old who later died. Transit Police said Anthony Stimson, 30, saw the victim unconscious at Downtown Crossing’s Red Line. Stimson allegedly rummaged through the man’s belongings, stealing items that included the man’s prescriptions. Stimson then left without taking any action to help or alert officials of the man’s condition, police said. The victim was found by Transit Police officer around 5 a.m. Boston EMS responded and pronounced the man dead at the scene. Stimson was arrested on Summer Street a short time later. Officers found a prescription pill bottle with the victim’s name on Stimson.

I’m a religious follower of the Walking Dead. It makes you think about human nature, and what would happen to the world if the government collapsed and we were all on our own. And it’s pretty darn accurate in my opinion, because the fact of the matter is that terrible people would survive, and this is a perfect example of that. We live in a society of laws with standards for common decency. And people STILL do stuff like this. Now imagine what would happen if every person out there was fighting for their own survival. Maggots like this would take over the earth.

There’s no cure for people like Anthony Stimson. They will never be able to live amongst us as productive members of society. They’re pure evil, plain and simple. If your initial natural reaction when you see your fellow man lying unconscious at the MBTA station is to rummage through his pockets instead of calling 911 or checking for a pulse, then you are not a human being. You have lost all sense of humanity. You are an animal and you are unfit to serve out your years in anything except for a locked cage.

For all he knew this guy was still alive. He could’ve called people’s attention and gotten someone who knew CPR to help him. It might not have worked, but he could’ve tried. Instead he steals his prescription meds. Must be that “disease” that’s been going around.

Looks like it’s not his first run in with the law either:

Of course he was locked up less than two years ago. His baby momma Stephanie seems like the belle of the ball herself:

According to this corn fed coochy mama, she “always look good preggo”:

Hot.

If this face doesn’t scream “impregnate me,” the I don’t know what does:

Of course at the time she posted this in late 2015 he was still incarcerated, and she was using his account:

Looks like when they had their baby in March of 2016 he was out and about though:

In May of 2016 his priorities were not his baby though – it was identifying who was snitching on him:

That and treating us all to his homoerotic webcam show….

As well as letting us know what he’s currently punching the clown to….

Shockingly he was locked up two months later in July:

Naturally this came right after he announced to the world how happy he was to not be sleeping in a 8×10 cell every night:

Oh well, he had a good 3-4 months of freedom there. Why get a job and take care of your kid when you can keep it real and rock bathroom selfies instead?

No worries though, she a ride or die beyoch. After all, we kind of already know who her favorite basketball team is, don’t we?

If you’re a baby momma who rocks a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, odds are that MCI Shirley is already locked into your map apps, so you don’t have to search for directions.

Well, in a shocking turn of events dem hoes ain’t always loyal, because within months she had found a new spam javelin to swap love juices with, and he just happened to look exactly like Anthony Stimson:

Ya think this sausage trap might have a type?

Yea, those are two totally different people. Amazing.

And about nine months after posting about how loyal she was gonna be, she was posting about popping out another kid with the latest chudstuffer:

Naturally shortly after fire two from her baby cannon, baby daddy #2 was right where baby daddy #1 was:

Don’t worry Xavier, she’ll be right here “rydin” for you. Just like she did for baby daddy #1. And by “rydin for you” she means, “finding the first guy with a wife beater and a collection of Google trophies who looks exactly like you and extracting his baby batter into her penis fly trap.”

Oh wait, hold up – looks like those free muh boi hashtags worked out:

Baby daddy #3 will just have to wait his turn.

Most people get their family photos professionally done, or if they wanna save some money they go to Sears. Unless you’re a Lowell spunk receptacle, in which case they’re all taken with an Obamphone in the DCF visitor’s room:

If these people put half as much time into raising their kids as they did into coming up with fake names that rhyme with real names, their kids might actually have a shot at life.

Of course baby daddy #2 got his pictures with the love child in the DCF visitor’s room and added the Chicago Bulls filter just to let the child know that the poor kid is probably gonna have to learn how to play catch with a volunteer at the local youth center.

And just in case you were wondering – he’s not actually a Bulls fan. It “stands for something totally different.”

Yea, we know what it all stands for – it’s the international symbol of “I have food stamps for sale.” Notice how baby momma says, “not with Zay in the picture.” That’s because the Chicago Bulls are hoodtacular, not because they follow the mediocre sportball team, but because Chicago is the most gang infested murder city in America. When you rock the hat or use the filter you’re basically saying, “I’m a gangsta.” Because Mogadishu doesn’t a NFL franchise. Yet. That’s why this concerned mother did not want him using the filter. She’s cool with him being a lifelong degenerate and coming around her child. But she draws the line at the Facebook filter. Even ratchet hoes have standards.

These people are a disease. They’re ruining society and the only solution is to take them all and send them to ratchet island in the Quabbin reservoir where they can battle with the rattlesnakes to see who is more fit to survive. I’m rooting for the rattle snakes.