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Jerk Sauce Jimmy Steals Prescription Pills From Unconscious Man On MBTA Station Who Then Dies, Last Time He Was Locked Up Baby Momma Made Baby With Doppleganger Chudstuffer 

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Patch: A Boston man allegedly robbed an unconscious man of prescription medication at Downtown Crossing Monday, abandoning the 52-year-old who later died. Transit Police said Anthony Stimson, 30, saw the victim unconscious at Downtown Crossing’s Red Line. Stimson allegedly rummaged through the man’s belongings, stealing items that included the man’s prescriptions. Stimson then left without taking any action to help or alert officials of the man’s condition, police said. The victim was found by Transit Police officer around 5 a.m. Boston EMS responded and pronounced the man dead at the scene. Stimson was arrested on Summer Street a short time later. Officers found a prescription pill bottle with the victim’s name on Stimson.

I’m a religious follower of the Walking Dead. It makes you think about human nature, and what would happen to the world if the government collapsed and we were all on our own. And it’s pretty darn accurate in my opinion, because the fact of the matter is that terrible people would survive, and this is a perfect example of that. We live in a society of laws with standards for common decency. And people STILL do stuff like this. Now imagine what would happen if every person out there was fighting for their own survival. Maggots like this would take over the earth.

There’s no cure for people like Anthony Stimson. They will never be able to live amongst us as productive members of society. They’re pure evil, plain and simple. If your initial natural reaction when you see your fellow man lying unconscious at the MBTA station is to rummage through his pockets instead of calling 911 or checking for a pulse, then you are not a human being. You have lost all sense of humanity. You are an animal and you are unfit to serve out your years in anything except for a locked cage.

For all he knew this guy was still alive. He could’ve called people’s attention and gotten someone who knew CPR to help him. It might not have worked, but he could’ve tried. Instead he steals his prescription meds. Must be that “disease” that’s been going around.

Looks like it’s not his first run in with the law either:

Of course he was locked up less than two years ago. His baby momma Stephanie seems like the belle of the ball herself:

According to this corn fed coochy mama, she “always look good preggo”:


If this face doesn’t scream “impregnate me,” the I don’t know what does:

Of course at the time she posted this in late 2015 he was still incarcerated, and she was using his account:

Looks like when they had their baby in March of 2016 he was out and about though:

In May of 2016 his priorities were not his baby though – it was identifying who was snitching on him:

That and treating us all to his homoerotic webcam show….

As well as letting us know what he’s currently punching the clown to….

Shockingly he was locked up two months later in July:

Naturally this came right after he announced to the world how happy he was to not be sleeping in a 8×10 cell every night:

Oh well, he had a good 3-4 months of freedom there. Why get a job and take care of your kid when you can keep it real and rock bathroom selfies instead?

No worries though, she a ride or die beyoch. After all, we kind of already know who her favorite basketball team is, don’t we?

If you’re a baby momma who rocks a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, odds are that MCI Shirley is already locked into your map apps, so you don’t have to search for directions.

Well, in a shocking turn of events dem hoes ain’t always loyal, because within months she had found a new spam javelin to swap love juices with, and he just happened to look exactly like Anthony Stimson:

Ya think this sausage trap might have a type?

Yea, those are two totally different people. Amazing.

And about nine months after posting about how loyal she was gonna be, she was posting about popping out another kid with the latest chudstuffer:

Naturally shortly after fire two from her baby cannon, baby daddy #2 was right where baby daddy #1 was:

Don’t worry Xavier, she’ll be right here “rydin” for you. Just like she did for baby daddy #1. And by “rydin for you” she means, “finding the first guy with a wife beater and a collection of Google trophies who looks exactly like you and extracting his baby batter into her penis fly trap.”

Oh wait, hold up – looks like those free muh boi hashtags worked out:

Baby daddy #3 will just have to wait his turn.

Most people get their family photos professionally done, or if they wanna save some money they go to Sears. Unless you’re a Lowell spunk receptacle, in which case they’re all taken with an Obamphone in the DCF visitor’s room:

If these people put half as much time into raising their kids as they did into coming up with fake names that rhyme with real names, their kids might actually have a shot at life.

Of course baby daddy #2 got his pictures with the love child in the DCF visitor’s room and added the Chicago Bulls filter just to let the child know that the poor kid is probably gonna have to learn how to play catch with a volunteer at the local youth center.

And just in case you were wondering – he’s not actually a Bulls fan. It “stands for something totally different.”


Yea, we know what it all stands for – it’s the international symbol of “I have food stamps for sale.” Notice how baby momma says, “not with Zay in the picture.” That’s because the Chicago Bulls are hoodtacular, not because they follow the mediocre sportball team, but because Chicago is the most gang infested murder city in America. When you rock the hat or use the filter you’re basically saying, “I’m a gangsta.” Because Mogadishu doesn’t a NFL franchise. Yet. That’s why this concerned mother did not want him using the filter. She’s cool with him being a lifelong degenerate and coming around her child. But she draws the line at the Facebook filter. Even ratchet hoes have standards.

These people are a disease. They’re ruining society and the only solution is to take them all and send them to ratchet island in the Quabbin reservoir where they can battle with the rattlesnakes to see who is more fit to survive. I’m rooting for the rattle snakes.

25 Comment(s)
  • Where all da white girls at
    March 21, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    Oh man….why are the blacks and Hispanics taking all the hot white girls?

    • holyshit batman
      March 22, 2018 at 12:42 am

      Are you kidding, I wouldn’t fuck that skunk with your dick.

    • Screw PC
      March 22, 2018 at 10:11 am

      Jesus bungee-jumping Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you? That face is like abstract art and her snizz probably smells like wet German Shepherd. Fuck that, they can have her.

    • DiseasesBestialityGirl
      March 22, 2018 at 10:32 am

      Bitch done deserve every beating she gets from her bestial lover. Thats the reward for having no self esteem.

  • Barack Obama
    March 21, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    I want to thank this guy for his vote. He is the type of person we cater to

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 21, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    She’s a parking garage for cocks…and not a nice parking garage like you’d find in the financial district in Boston. More like the nasty, homeless piss smelling, feral cat shelter otherwise known as the Worcester Common Garage

  • Miss Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 21, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Izyiah. Iz fucking Yiah. IZYIAH.

  • Bleh
    March 21, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    You call that an ass.? Pfff!

  • TJB
    March 21, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Lowell, I would have guessed Lawrence. What is more di SPIC able than finding someone in need of an ambulance…not helping them and ripping them off. And for the bonus round, two MORE fatherless SPICS, and Section Ape lady for the Lowell housing authority to care for from cradle to grave.

  • linda
    March 21, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    I would like to put her in time out and then proceed to light her on fire PS. It’s too soon for the prince jokes.

  • z
    March 21, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    The pills were probably nothing that would make you high.

    I’m sure this goober knows all the names of the “good” ones. They could have been female hormones and the deceased was transitioning and this clown would have still taken them.

    I’ve stated before that everyone should be given a 2nd or 3rd chance. Jerk sauce has already used those up.

    As far as these 2 being tough and hard. Maybe, but they should be adding stupid to the list. Tough, hard and smart might keep you out of jail a bit longer.

    Here’s hoping he gets convicted and there’s someone inside with nothing to lose who was related to the deceased.

    You do stupid things, you go to jail. You get out + end up with a kid, do more stupid things, you go to jail. You get out, you do stupid things, you go to jail. Wash, rinse, repeat.

    Who was it on a previous post, Southern Brass?. According to SB we are haters and this doesn’t concern us. I guess these are some of the 10% that don’t post dog pictures of themselves.

  • Tim
    March 21, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Parasites of society. Keep paying your taxes for this low life.

  • Screw PC
    March 21, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    That cunt is ugly enough to make a shark swim backwards. No doubt we’re paying for her two spawn. With any luck meatsticks 1 and 2 will kill each other when they both get out of jail and stop by at the same time to put a baby in that thing again, and she’ll get caught in the crossfire.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 21, 2018 at 2:22 pm

      You have to get your own talk show. You got it!

    • Jennifer
      March 21, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      God willing !! If it could happen just like that it would be to easy ! That heffalump is the scariest thing I’ve seen lately besides Misty the stripper and Steve Levine. I don’t know how u TB employees keep down solid food having to look at this kind of horror show of humans. You all deserve hazard pay !! LMAO

  • Fkn A
    March 21, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Why do these ghetto garbage pails name their kids stupid names and then intentionally misspell them? Iziyah? Really?? I mean that’s like naming your daughter Misty, or Amber. The ONLY thing they will grow up to be is strippers. And look at her posing in pics. She’s trying to look all tough and gangsta. She looks like she takes EBT for anal. God I hate what society has turned in to

  • Honkeyball
    March 21, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    Here’s another subhuman minion, Octavius. Keep him the fuck away from white people in general.

  • citypoint
    March 21, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    She looks like a woodpecker put out a fire on her face.

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 21, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      She passed being a fivehead, she’s a sixhead.

  • Tageman
    March 21, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Where is Charles Darwin when you need him?

  • msheadkracker
    March 21, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Nasty, just nasty. We can only hope some zombie virus infects the earth, this world is turning into idiocracy more and more with every baby born to a hood rat. 

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 21, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    I literally cannot decide which one is uglier:

    a) the dude that looks like Prince after being dead for 3 weeks;


    b) the swollen herpe sore sow

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 21, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Wow – check out the pregnant sow with the herpes sores on her face he’s been stuffin

    Bet she got a foamy hole

    • GingyKidd
      March 21, 2018 at 4:17 pm

      Lmfao “foamy hole”. I can’t. You win the internet today. JS.

  • Howard Finkel
    March 21, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    I haven’t had to speak hood/methhead in a while but back in the day a guy who slammed your pig when you were locked up was known as a “Sport Coat Willie.” Not sure why or anything but it’s a funny label.

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