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Joe Amoroso Getting Arrested For Shoplifting With Needles On Him Is The Most Predictable Thing That Has Ever Happened

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In the least surprising story of all time, Bella Bond’s alleged sperm donor was arrested today:

WCVBThe biological father of the little girl found dead on Deer Island in June was arrested for shoplifting Tuesday afternoon, according to Boston police. Police said Joseph Amoroso, Bella Bond’s father, was arrested around 1:30 p.m. at the South Bay Mall after being accused trying to walk out of a Home Depot with about $600 worth of products he didn’t pay for. He allegedly tried to take gloves, safety glasses and a fuel band saw. Police said they also found hypodermic needles in his pockets. Police said that when he was arrested, Amoroso allegedly told officers, “Now you can tell everyone that you locked up Bella Bond’s dad.”

This is why Joe Amoroso made the top 3 in Turtleboy’s Naughty List Christmas Special this year. Just a reminder that literally two days ago we blogged about the show he put on at Bella Bond’s funeral. And he posted this 16 hours ago on Facebook:

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Because there’s nothing Joe Amoroso likes more than attention. It’s the reason he renamed Bella Bond and gave her his surname on her headstone. It’s the reason the Boston Herald fell for his bullshit when he blamed the neighbors who didn’t report Bella’s disappearance to the police while he was getting some sun in Florida.

The man is a celebrity in his own mind. “Now you can tell everyone that you locked up Bella Bond’s Dad.” That’s what he’s gonna call himself the rest of his life – Bella Bond’s Dad. He’s gonna wear it like a badge of honor instead of a scar of shame. Nah dude, you’re not her Dad. Dad’s hold their baby girls and kiss them and change their diapers and tell them they love them. You’re the reason she’s dead. You did that. Real Dad’s don’t let their baby girls get killed. Because being a Dad for a little girl is a privilege and a gift from God. Anyone who willingly walks away from that relationship has no soul.

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And it really is such a travesty that this waste of space was never given a paternity test. I mean, we all just took him at his word that he’s the Dad. And why? He’s a friggin junkie and a deadbeat. He’s one of probably thousands of people who nailed Bella’s mother in the last couple years. And we’re just supposed to take his word for it that he made Bella in a tent at Occupy Boston?

And OF COURSE he has hypodermic needles on him. What do you think he was spending all that GoFundMe money on?

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Of course the best part about this is that he claimed that he abandoned Bella and left her in the care of lunatic drug addicts, because he needed to “get his life together.” Because grown men have the luxury to take a 2 year vacation to Florida in their 30’s after creating a human life.

Well, this just proves that was all bullshit. He left a junkie, and now he’s come back as a junkie and a scam artist.

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It’s absolutely insane that this idiot hasn’t been arrested yet. He knew Bella was dead and never told the cops. He said this at Michael McCarthy and Rachelle Bond’s arraignment:

“Our daughter is dead. The guy that’s been living in my house murdered our daughter.”

Your house? Bitch, you have no house. You have a tent. That’s it. It wasn’t your house, and it wasn’t your daughter. You were just a scam artist who showed up one day and took all the credit because the cameras were rolling. And EVERY news outlet fell for your bullshit, and so did millions of Americans. But Turtleboy wasn’t fooled for a second. We’ve seen you for exactly what you are from day one. It’s why you created a new Facebook page and urged people not to read Turtleboy Sports:

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Because we’re the ones ruining your 15 minutes of get rich quick fame.

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22 Comment(s)
  • Cramp in my colon
    December 2, 2015 at 10:27 pm

    Wait long enough and shit floats to the surface eventually. He could only fake being decent for so long. His true self oozed out the cracks …

  • Loyal Reader
    December 2, 2015 at 11:37 am

    There is only one place for this man – The Worcester City Council.

  • mack4966
    December 2, 2015 at 8:09 am

    I spotted this Amaroshit as a piece of human garbage the day he gave his first phony interview

  • Johnny Hot Nuts
    December 2, 2015 at 7:21 am

    “But officer, I’m a diabetic. Those needles are for my insulin.”

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 2, 2015 at 7:16 am

    SHOCKER!!!! When I saw this report on ch5, it made my day to see this scumbag taken down. However, the never mentione the hypodermic needles.

    When does the media start to make sperm doner the victim again?

  • BlackandWhite
    December 2, 2015 at 6:28 am

    Amoroso asked officers if they knew who he was and added “Now you can tell everyone that you locked up Bella Bond’s dad.”

    L.M.A.O.!!!!!

  • Mark
    December 2, 2015 at 5:36 am

    Joe , I didn’t know they have internet access from jail.

  • jdmblueann johnson
    December 2, 2015 at 1:13 am

    This is total bullshit and i bet this wouldnt even get posted but u know what you ppl are scum bags for posting dumb shit like this. Smdh should be ashame of yourself Find something else better to do then to sit and talk about ppls life. I would report this anytime i see it on timeline.

    • Tanto and Tarzan
      December 2, 2015 at 6:27 am

      Frankenstein? Is that you?

    • Jafreese
      December 2, 2015 at 6:54 am

      Smdh and ashame at ppls life fo sho

      • Kraven Moorhead
        December 2, 2015 at 7:45 pm

        What language is that

    • Tex
      December 2, 2015 at 7:58 am

      Yo!

    • Sam Burnside
      December 2, 2015 at 10:39 am

      Your ghetto-trashness is top notch.

    • ItsAllABadDream
      December 2, 2015 at 7:02 pm

      You have to be kidding right? How could anyone defend this asshole?

  • south bay center security
    December 1, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    Give this guy a break. He’s actually not that bad a guy he used to sell me GPS systems to my whole family wayyyyy back in the day for so cheap. He helped us out sooo much he has a good heart.

    • Squirtleboy
      December 2, 2015 at 1:22 am

      Were they stolen ?

    • sarah jones
      December 2, 2015 at 8:05 am

      Of course he is a nice guy selling you stolen GPS systems……LMAO….

    • 3dogmary
      December 2, 2015 at 9:04 am

      So in other words you were probably buying STOLEN GPS systems to support a junkie?

  • Eric
    December 1, 2015 at 11:35 pm

    He created a new definition for paternal leave

    • Tex
      December 2, 2015 at 7:53 am

      This is an all-time low for the classic quote he said to the cop: “Do you know who I am?” Does he think he’s a Kennedy?

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