Joe Amoroso Renames Bella Bond For Public Funeral Because He Is The Biggest Narcissist Who Ever Lived

Joe Amoroso has now added his surname to Bella’s name and is making her funeral a public event because he is an attention seeking whore. 

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We really don’t wanna write about Bella Bond’s scumbag sperm donor Joe Amoroso anymore, but he’s making that impossible by seeking out the cameras. Yesterday he brought the media over to his mother’s house so he could tell them all about the burial he’s giving the child he abandoned and was complicit in killing. I wanted to punch this guy in the face before, but I now I kind of wanna whack him in the head with a sock full of pennies. Because guess what? He’s making Bella’s funeral a PUBLIC event:

Is anyone ever gonna call this asshole out in person? How is it possible that he’s this reviled, yet he parades around in public without anyone challenging him? The woman who conducted that interview, Christina Hager, is trumpeted by WBZ as an award winning reporter. For what? Trying to make this dooshnozzle look like a grieving father? For purposely avoiding the questions that people want answers to?

For instance, when he said that Bella was, “an angel from heaven,” here’s what she should’ve followed that up with: “If she was so special and angelic, how come you abandoned her and never made an attempt to see her until after she died?”

The part that REALLY pissed me off was this quote:

“It’s not a coincidence that Bella Amoroso Bond washed up on Deer Island on June 25, on my grandmother’s birthday.”

Hold on. Did he really just add his last name to her name? You useless, narcissistic, self-centered poopsmooch. Her legal name doesn’t contain your surname because you weren’t really her Dad. You dumped your love juice into a stranger at Occupy Boston. That’s it. Your name isn’t on the birth certificate because sperm donors aren’t the same thing as Dads. The nerve of this guy is mind boggling. Seriously when I see this face all I wanna do is throw poop on it:

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Then there’s his reasoning for making the burial public:

“Because it’s been public since day one when they found her body, so let’s keep it that way. It only feels right.”

Wait……what??? You’re making her burial a public spectacle because the search for your daughter’s identity and who were parents were was a public spectacle. Yea that makes TONS of sense.

We all know why he’s doing this right? Because he’s a narcissistic loser who has attention for the first time in his life and he’s not gonna waste a drop of it. He’ll put on some fake tears for the cameras, do a bunch of interviews, and try to get a free lunch out of it. And of course the media will gobble that shit up and he knows it. Want more proof that it’s all about him? This quote said it all:

“This is my daughter on television. My daughter. I made that baby.”

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Hey everybody, I have super Occupy Boston sperm. My boys can swim. I made that baby!!! Give me five!!

Hey idiot, you making that baby was one of the cruelest acts of selfishness I’ve ever seen. You brought a child into this world, abandoned her, and fed her to a drug addict and her crackhead parade of boyfriends, and all because you didn’t wanna pull out. Because at the end of the day, pulling out was way too much work and it just felt better to keep going. Because it’s all about you. Always has been, always will be.

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29 Comment(s)
  • buford drake
    December 19, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    If any of you richtards knew the whole truth about what really happened you wouldn’t trashed the grandmother or the step grandfather.i am bell’s step grandfather, I know the truth of all this shits,, for all your info… joey had stopped bella coming to our home because he hates that he has been arrested you all should give him more trashing.. the grandparents that lives in lynn ma. Didn’t have any rights.. that’s what the Dcf had told her. Now if any of you want to throw eggs and poop at someone let it be that dead beat junkie daddy

  • Elaine
    September 26, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    This guy is the biggest scumbag I have ever seen and he makes me sick I hope he rots in hell

  • Cape dad
    September 25, 2015 at 6:24 am

    He should be in jail first for child abandonment, not providing child support and knowing she was missing and not reporting it.

    Our society had a funny way of dealing with these types……I give the inmates 2 weeks before they serve justice on this bag of crap. He won’t make it to trial as barbaric as it sounds….street rules sometimes make sense.

  • Kathy
    September 24, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    I seriously hope that the reporters who are listening to this idiot and reporting his meaningless words aren’t sleeping at night. He deserves to be ignored and local media are enabling his narcissism.

  • TooRotten
    September 24, 2015 at 3:00 am

    And I thought I couldn’t feel anymore like throwing up because of this phucktard!!! It should be a Public event, just so that people can bring dozens of eggs and throw them at every single “Family” member of the victim!! Every pile of dogwood should be picked up and thrown at the “Family” during this public event. Send Bella off to Heaven knowing the people loathe the Family that did nothing for her!! From the 2 stray druggies that mated on the streets to the phucked up drawings on the eyebrows of “Grandma Goober” to the “Aunt Tabbycat” and ” goddamned God Mother”- every last one of them should be hanging their heads in shame for failing Bella!!! They deserve Public ridicule and to be shown exactly how we feel- IN PUBLIC!! Then they should be marched out of the Funeral and forgotten. The public has cared more about Baby Bella from the moment her wee lil body was found, than the whole bloodline ever did in her short painfully abused life!! Screw the “Family”, throw shit and eggs at them. Praise the Public for being there, finding her body, caring for her, building a memorial and paying for the statue for her.

  • squirtleboy
    September 23, 2015 at 10:24 pm

    that fucking amber loiselle has been partying it up lately. her son is STILL UNRESPONSIVE. dcf needs to hysterectomy all these lovely mothers after having their kids taken, so that this stops happening

  • Jules
    September 23, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    Disgusting the media should never give any of these people any attention. Where is his
    GOFUNDME account for all this. He needs to disappear. Why has he not been arrested since he knew about the child’s death and withheld it.

  • Anne Marie
    September 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm

    The only ones who will confront Amoroso are the social workers who cannot comment/confront due to legalities in our work. Unfortunately the public turn a blind eye and don’t stand up for what is right. That, people, is partially why DCF isn’t working! Grow a pair and protect our children!

  • Westside
    September 23, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    With any luck, his rap sheet includes possession of opioids. Scum of the earth.

  • Russ
    September 23, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    Back in the day someone would have thrown a grenade into his hooch. Problem over. Realistically I`m sure his time on earth is growing shorter by the moment.

  • John
    September 23, 2015 at 11:57 am

    This guy needs a blanket party.

  • B.
    September 23, 2015 at 11:22 am

    I can imagine you’re sick to death of writing about him, but please don’t let that stop you. I (and I think I speak for others as well) don’t want to read about this story from any other source. You’ve kept it real yo.

  • Nick
    September 23, 2015 at 10:56 am

    If I were a journalist I would be on the first plane down to Florida to find out everything I could about the last 3 years of this A-holes life. Phone records, interview his “wife” down there, learn what that “lengthy criminal record” is all about and use all of it to bury this guy. I doesn’t deserve the attention. But he does deserve to be called out as a fraud.

  • typical white person
    September 23, 2015 at 10:53 am

    whadya think? Book and movie deal?

  • Reality
    September 23, 2015 at 10:33 am

    A dead child for a gibsmedat? Come on bro. Nuke this fool and his facial hair.

  • Welcome to Booneville
    September 23, 2015 at 10:09 am

    He’s despicable. And hopefully he’s going to be slapped with charges for not contacting authorities when he learned of Bella’s death. Sadly the world is densely populated with swill like this guy…

  • Cleve's not a racist, just ask him
    September 23, 2015 at 9:07 am

    The media is the real culprit, they give air time to these fucking scumbags all too often. If they don’t report on it no one gives two shits, guy fades I to obscurity, problem solved.

    • Cleve's not a racist, just ask him
      September 23, 2015 at 9:08 am

      *into obscurity

  • Truthcake
    September 23, 2015 at 9:03 am

    Rhis guy doesn’t warrant much more of my time to comment. Next thing we will find out he is the dad of the loser shit bag that made the disabled kids fight. Ugh. Please no one mention to him that it’s suicide prevention month #joethebucketofshit

    ~truth cake~

  • Darlene
    September 23, 2015 at 8:49 am

    I don’t even know what you sell and I need to buy something! Spot on! America’s Biggest LOSER!

  • Tom mahoney
    September 23, 2015 at 8:33 am

    TB, I hope your next article about this scum bag is in reference to his arrest. I’m going to have a stroke if I keep seeing his face

    • Wabbitt
      September 23, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      I hope the next article is about his mysterious death.

  • WormtownorBust
    September 23, 2015 at 8:12 am

    What a tool.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    September 23, 2015 at 8:03 am

    Have you seen Williamson’s column today? She tears the sperm donor a new one. I love that woman!

    • inMASS
      September 23, 2015 at 8:14 am

      link please

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Frank Lee
        September 23, 2015 at 8:38 am

        www /article /20150922 /NEWS /150929814

    • Cindy
      September 24, 2015 at 1:35 pm

      where is this interview… personally I would like to kick his teeth down his throat…

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