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Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone took two days and a public shaming from Turtleboy in order to briefly mention two of his supporters who had urinated on four American flags at the city’s veteran’s cemetery. He did however, have plenty of time to announce that Somerville was officially renaming Columbus Day:
Well, isn’t that woke of him. Obviously this is a pressing issue for Somerville taxpayers now. How have they survived all these years calling it Columbus Day? Might as well call it Hitler day. Thank God he changed it this year, because my bleeding heart was about to jump out of my body and call up the Maura Healey hurt feelings phone line.
I have no strong opinion on Columbus, as I’ve done very little research on him. I’m sure he was a flawed person who likely was not kind to Native Americans. But it was 1492. Everyone killed everyone in 1492. There were no nice people. You came across a group of people you never met before and you fought them. Whoever wins gets the land. That’s just how things worked back then. Calling it Columbus Day isn’t supporting genocide. It’s just a day off from work that’s named after the guy who wanted to prove to Kyrie Irving that the earth was round. Finding out the earth wasn’t flat was KIND OF a big deal. Just sayin.
Anyway, I find two things hilarious about this. First, he had to mention a billion times how he’s Italian. Because the Curtatone family is basically the Sicilian mafia, and you don’t take away their Italian St. Patrick’s Day in the name of political correctness. Not unless you wanna go get your shinebox.
Secondly, this was him last year:
Yes, that’s right. He’s dressed as Christopher Columbus. You can’t make this stuff up. Mayor Outrage is so triggered and disgusted by Columbus that he dressed up as him and posed for pictures with Somerville kids.
Is there anything else you need to see to understand just how full of shit this clown is? He doesn’t actually believe anything he says. He’s just a local greasy Italian goon who has risen to power by reading the room. And in Somerville, this is the kind of virtue signaling that gets you elected to office. SJWs fall for it because they’re not very smart. He knows it. We know it. And now you know it too.