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Joe Curtatone Is Renaming Columbus Day In Somerville Because Columbus Was Evil, Even Though He Dressed As Columbus At School Event Last Year

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Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone took two days and a public shaming from Turtleboy in order to briefly mention two of his supporters who had urinated on four American flags at the city’s veteran’s cemetery. He did however, have plenty of time to announce that Somerville was officially renaming Columbus Day:

Well, isn’t that woke of him. Obviously this is a pressing issue for Somerville taxpayers now. How have they survived all these years calling it Columbus Day? Might as well call it Hitler day. Thank God he changed it this year, because my bleeding heart was about to jump out of my body and call up the Maura Healey hurt feelings phone line.

I have no strong opinion on Columbus, as I’ve done very little research on him. I’m sure he was a flawed person who likely was not kind to Native Americans. But it was 1492. Everyone killed everyone in 1492. There were no nice people. You came across a group of people you never met before and you fought them. Whoever wins gets the land. That’s just how things worked back then. Calling it Columbus Day isn’t supporting genocide. It’s just a day off from work that’s named after the guy who wanted to prove to Kyrie Irving that the earth was round. Finding out the earth wasn’t flat was KIND OF a big deal. Just sayin.

Anyway, I find two things hilarious about this. First, he had to mention a billion times how he’s Italian. Because the Curtatone family is basically the Sicilian mafia, and you don’t take away their Italian St. Patrick’s Day in the name of political correctness. Not unless you wanna go get your shinebox.

Secondly, this was him last year:

Yes, that’s right. He’s dressed as Christopher Columbus. You can’t make this stuff up. Mayor Outrage is so triggered and disgusted by Columbus that he dressed up as him and posed for pictures with Somerville kids.

Is there anything else you need to see to understand just how full of shit this clown is? He doesn’t actually believe anything he says. He’s just a local greasy Italian goon who has risen to power by reading the room. And in Somerville, this is the kind of virtue signaling that gets you elected to office. SJWs fall for it because they’re not very smart. He knows it. We know it. And now you know it too.

16 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    September 15, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    As if we needed him to point out that he’s Italian with a name like Curtatone. Dude’s the biggest self hating guinea alive.

  • SRR
    September 15, 2018 at 11:04 am

    Somerville or SouthPark?? Sorry mr. Mayor but You are now the Randy Marsh of Somerville.
    I suggest you quickly find a Native American have a make out session then while his saliva is still coating your mouth swab the inside of your mouth and send it off to have your DNA tested. Then you can cover for your faux pas of dressing as Columbus last year. This will also help in soothing the chapped asses of your voter base the cry babe Sjw whose feelings got hurt when you feigned anger about the two turds that defiled the veterans monument urinating on flags.
    Surely they won’t stay angry with you when your fake DNA results show that you are also part of the indigenous people. You should have no problem pandering and continuing to placate the sjw Moon calves for years to come. Sorry about how jealous this might make your friend and fellow partner in crime Liz Warren the original lieawatha.
    Finally you should be TRULY thankful to Veterans and all they have sacrificed protecting America and our freedom they are the reason that you and the rest of the pink pussy hat wearing imbeciles that voted for you are allowed to say whatever bullshit that runs thru your backwards, vile hateful minds.

  • Henry Fool
    September 15, 2018 at 8:42 am

    He’ll be running for the mayor of Edaville before long, putting an end to the taste of chicken and crapping on the Constitution. This Porta-potty needs to be unseated, but Cambridge seems to have spilled over on Somerville. Shame, decades back it was a decent place to live….

    • Fake Rant Queen
      September 15, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      Correct, back in the 1970s when rent control made it next-to-impossible to find a vacant apartment in Cambridge, leftover hippies and the student radical crowd began making incursons into Somerville in search of affordable housing. In spite of the fact that any “outsiders” spotted by the local yoots were at risk of getting beaten up and their tires slashed, the lefties planted their flag and hunkered down.

      It was only a matter of time before this population began to reproduce and overtake traditional, hard-working, mostly Catholic, traditional Somerville families, descendants of Irish, Italian and Polish (yes, legal) immigrants. When the boarded-up storefronts of Union Square and Davis Square began to get yuppified, that was a sure sign that the end was near.

  • Jim
    September 14, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Those are the Italian KKK robes

  • He's a Fag with AIDS Dementia
    September 14, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Wish he would take a nappy-poo on the railroad tracks, Buddhists say it focuses your life force. He looks like a flaming homosexual at a costume party high on shrooms…. wait, that’s not a look, that’s an is.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Joe's Dad is Rolling Over in His Grave
    September 14, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    During his Italian history lesson, he forgot to mention his mentor and the patron saint of the Democrat Fascist Party, Mussolini.

  • Fire Him
    September 14, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    He likes playing sailor boy, oh goodie, make him walk the plank off Monomoy. We’ll chum it up first and smear him with seal blood.

  • juror seven esq.
    September 14, 2018 at 6:11 pm

    Hey dago Joe, Columbus was sailing to the new world under the Spanish flag. The king and Queen were paying the freight. In 1492, there was no real Italy, just a bunch of small kingdoms. Remember this also you greaseball, Ronnie Perry Sr. is the real mayor of Sommerville. He’s the mayor for life. Go sniff his jock strap.

  • Judge dread
    September 14, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    Lol go get your shine box. Perfect.

  • They Saved Bruce Jenner's Cock
    September 14, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    This dude is going for the gold in the decathlon of the 2018 Woke Olympics.

  • Frank Rizzo
    September 14, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    local italian greasy goon, I know a few guys that would crack your head open for that. just sayin’

  • Mike
    September 14, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Thank you Christopher Columbus for getting those useless people out of the way so we could make the USA.

    Would anybody rather live like the Indians did than how we do now?

    No. Because European settlers became the West, and we make the best stuff.

    Believe me.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      September 15, 2018 at 1:14 pm

      Although SJWs insist otherwise, there is evidence that those “indigenous peoples” were members of the cannibalistic Caribe tribe.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 14, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    This fucking guy. I can’t even……..

    • Y
      September 14, 2018 at 3:24 pm

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