Joe Petty And Attorney General Maura Healy Called Out Turtleboy Sports Tonight Because They Hate Free Speech

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I remember telling someone a few weeks ago that the only reason the Department of Justice was in Worcester was because of Turtleboy Sports. She told me we were giving Turtleboy too much credit. Tonight, at the final wrap up of this God forsaken clusterfuck, Mayor Joe Petty and Attorney General Maura Healy showed that I was right:

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The Department of FREAKING Justice is in Worcester because of a blog named after a boy who rides a turtle. Let that sink in for a moment. The same organization that investigated dead bodies hanging from trees in Mississippi, anti-trust lawsuits of billion dollar corporations, organized crime racketeering, domestic terrorism, and major drug cartels, is in Worcester because a group of assholes didn’t like reading a blog that they voluntarily clicked on time and time again.

These are your elected officials people. This happened in real life.

How many Turtleboy blogs do you think Maura Healy has read? Because if she had read our blogs she’d see that there is nothing intolerant about any of our blogs. As a matter of fact the exact opposite has transpired. We’ve written the truth, exposed malfeasance and corruption, and in return we’ve been bullied, harassed, and had a boycott organized against our sponsors. All because they are INTOLERANT of the fact that we’ve printed the truth time and time again.

And you gotta love Mayor Mushmouth’s comments. “Their anger and hate has no place in our community.” Kind of convenient for him to say, don’t you think? After all, many of TBS’s angry commentary has been directed at his complete and utter incompetence and failure as a mayor. I noticed he didn’t talk about any of the “anger and hate” that has come from such racist and hateful people as RBG, Nathan Pickens, Sarai Rivera, Lisa Dyer, and many others. These are the people that retweeted Jumpin Joe and Maura Healy’s tweets:

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Oh look, Dana Remian, the guy who runs the “anonymous” blog Turtleboy Sporks. But anonymity is bad, right Joe? Then there’s repeat criminal offender Kevin Ksen and Sarai Rivera – a woman that is so detestable that her own family handed over a vicious voicemail to Turtleboy Sports that she left for her sister. AKA “Auntie Ho.

And for whatever reason Joyce McNickles, a woman who lives in Sutton, pays Sutton property taxes, and has nothing invested in Worceter except for her own diversity trainings that she likes to sell, was allowed to get up there tonight and deliver a speech called “Dear White People”:

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Nothing racist about that!!!

As far as comic relief goes, that was provided by our boy Gordon Davis, who is obviously tired from carrying around the same sign for the last six months. When you look at this picture, just remember that this man graduated from Holy Cross with Clarence Thomas:


But wait, it gets better. To put an exclamation point on just what a circus this entire shitshow turned out to be, Gordon Davis got up there and gave the token crazy, ranting sign guy speech about what a mockery this whole thing was:

We’re with you on that one Gordon. The best part was when his wife came up and took his “Jobs Yes, Racist police No” sign from his hands, only to reveal yet another “Jobs Yes, Racist police No” sign underneath it.

That might be the greatest thing these eyes have ever seen. And not to be outdone our girl Wanda, got up there and called Turtleboy Sports a “hate crime”

Ya got that? Turtleboy Sports isn’t an opinionated blog about sports, entertainment, and local politics. It’s just a plain old hate crime. The whole thing is a hate crime. Because if you suggest that white teachers are incapable of teaching black students, and someone calls you out on this, it’s a hate crime. This woman was allowed to speak at a Department of Justice meeting tonight and you weren’t. Let that one sink in.

Have you had enough people? This is what Mayor Joe Petty’s Worcester looks like? Has there ever been a more incompetent, less qualified person to run the second largest city in New England? This is the best we got? I don’t want Michael Gaffney to just WIN the election in November. I want this to be the greatest landslide in election history. Petty got less than 9,000 votes last time, but Jordan Levy – a REAL leader – got 21,000 votes in 1991. Mike Gaffney needs to get AT LEAST 15,000 votes this time around. I want him to more than double what Petty gets. Because if you’re a turtle rider who is considering voting for Joe Petty, then you’re not really one of us. Anyone who votes for Joe Petty is condoning and enabling this shitshow that has taken over our city since last December. Get off the turtle and go ride the Circlejerk.

P.S. Stay tuned for part 2 of this blog – Top 15 Things The City And DOJ Could’ve Been Investigating Instead of Turtleboy Sports.

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18 Comment(s)
  • take me to the voting booth
    July 15, 2015 at 7:29 am

    When the likes of Davis and Eaton are taken seriously, it’s time to toss everyone downtown into the crapper, starting with Petty.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    July 14, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    “Healey said after the meeting that her office was taking a “close look” at social media and blogging as it becomes a larger part of city and state conversations.”

    TB you have been warned.

  • President Matt
    President Matt
    July 14, 2015 at 10:48 am

    I was dishearten by most of what I heard from the podium. Considering the number of people participating and tragic events in the headlines I had hoped that the summation would not have been allowed to be hijacked by those with personal scores to settle.

    I was also disappointed that the lighted sign outside the event was not mentioned in this article. Who brought it? Why was it there? What were they trying to accomplish? Why was that handsome gentleman handing out candy?

    • WTF...Worcester
      July 14, 2015 at 1:11 pm

      Candy from strangers tastes better. This entire situation is a joke. Worcester fought to be taken seriously against Boston. Now Worcester is turning into Springfield: The ghetto city no one wants to go to, but they have pretty lights at Christmas. Worcester is so sad now, and it only gets worse.

      • President Matt
        President Matt
        July 14, 2015 at 2:01 pm

        I refuse to accept that fate.

  • thibby
    July 14, 2015 at 10:45 am

    what a waste of tax payers money having this meeting. you wonder why the city in the shitter……….

  • GoneWest
    July 14, 2015 at 8:57 am

    Hearing her say that “it’s hurtful to be called the most insane of the circle jerks” is hilarious. Then she admits that Joyce and Gordon are part of it. At least she dressed up that night though. She could have been wearing her weed leggings… I mean pants that advertise the medicine she needs to help with her mental and physical disabilities.

  • McNulty
    July 14, 2015 at 5:15 am

    My God, to let a lowlife like Eaton be the mouthpiece of Worcester’s minorities is the reason Worcester is so fucked up. As for Gordon Davis’ antics… well, that says it all. Time to cut off Eaton’s welfare. As for Davis, OMG… and I thought Bill Coleman was a clown. Why doesn’t the black community find a serious spokesmen?

    How fucking embarrassing. Worcester again has proven itself to be a joke. And Petty made sure of that. And Healy, that will her last visit to Worcester.

    Rumor has it Eaton petitioned the AG to investigate TB.

  • Wabbitt
    July 14, 2015 at 3:27 am

    Yep… we have racist cops pulling guns on teenagers in Texas, racist lunatics killing cops in Mississippi, a race riot in Baltimore, a wannabe traitor shooting up a black church in South Carolina, and Detroit continuing its rapid death spiral toward claiming its place as the Mogadishu of the Western Hemisphere.

    But the Department of Justice is in Worcester, listening to a bunch of race baiters and drug addicts cry about a blog that doesn’t like them illegally blocking blocking intersections.

    Mother of God… I voted for the man twice, and even I have to say “Thanks, Obama!”

  • citizen kane
    July 13, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    SIGN-CEPTION?!?!?!?! Someone posted a pretty awesome comment on the t&g twitter when they reposted the “White People” thing. This whole thing would be funny if it wasn’t literally fucking sad that this is where the attention has been, and not on the city and citizens. This woman posts photos of herself smoking tons of weed in weed PJ’s and then acts like a serious person, boo this woman.

    • BobnMic
      July 14, 2015 at 12:00 am

      Could have been wicked awesome Wanda. The best pot head ever in the history of Marijuana smoking personnel. I bet she laughs a lot. So happy versus sad I guess I go with happy. But not like that however.

  • BobnMic
    July 13, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    The DOJ will leave here with a recommendation to have our water supply and food sources checked or something to that effect because the level of mental illness and unfounded distain for our authority is beyond comprehension and cannot be described.

    • WTF...Worcester
      July 14, 2015 at 1:06 pm

      It’s the Flouride. My mother has always told me the flouride they put in the water at the reservior is mind control! I think this time she was right!

  • John
    July 13, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    Didn’t you know that its only free speech if you’re a person of color? If you’re white, its hate speech. But seriously, Gordon Davis is a clown, and Wanda Alvarez Eaton is the reason that our country is so fucked up. Sometimes I really wish that I wasn’t raised to have a work ethic and to take pride in paying my own way, because it seems like these people who leech off of the rest of us have a pretty sweet life. They don’t have to work, they can smoke weed all day and when somebody calls them out on it in a public forum or on a family friendly feminist opinionated blog they get to be placated by our own government and leaders while the rest of us get scolded and slandered as racists.

  • Carlo the PB&J's top blogger
    July 13, 2015 at 10:35 pm

    Where’s my favorite tent pitching fraud?

  • TMnT DEK
    July 13, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    I don’t want to yell conspiracy theory, but closed courts and the 1st ammendment is now a hate crime. I’m scared for your city with all of the regurgitated nonesense and assbackwardness! Glad I live a few miles north!!!!!!!!

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 13, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    Nazis hated free speech, too. m

  • Small Town Internet Lawyer
    July 13, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    Gordon fucking Davis makes the most sense out of all these people.

    Let that sink in

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