This is Autumn Valentine Mason from Enfield.
The other day she went on a town forum and asked a perfectly normal question – where can I sign my crotch fruit up to be the next Cindy Crawford?
Just to review, she’s worried about child sex trafficking and is actively looking for strangers to take pictures of her underage poon polyp. How old is this kid?
Two and a half. Ya got that? The kid who’s probably still in diapers told Mom they wanna be a supermodel. Perfectly normal thing to get your kid into if you’re word about child trafficking.
For what it’s worth, her poor kid looks like the closest thing they’ve had to a bath is a run through the sprinkler and seems to always be wearing very little on her social media posts.
Newsflash – your semen demon is not here for you to relive your life failures. No kid wants to be a model because it’s probably really boring and awful, and putting your kid through that when they’re too young to tell you no is child abuse. If you get your kid involved in modeling it’s not about them, it’s about you. More importantly, there’s nothing special about your kid or any kid. Almost all of them are cute because they’re 2, but at the end of the day it’s just another helpless being that shits itself and occasionally says funny things. Plus, if she pushes her kid down this road the girl’s gonna end up rebelling and become a teen runaway, much like Autumn did as a 17 year old four years ago.
Meanwhile, the baby daddy’s bio indicates that he is in fact a certified hardo.
No one will ever be impressed if you feel the need to tell the world that you’ll kill someone for your daughters. We all know that we’d go to great lengths to protect our kids. You’re not special, just like your kid ain’t special. If you want your kid to excel at something read them books and teach them how to code.
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