Jorge Zambrano’s Trashbag Family Set Up A Memorial For Him Complete With Mugshot Outside Of Rochdale House Where He Was Killed

Jorge Zambrano’s Trashbag Family Set Up A Memorial For Him Complete With Mugshot Outside Of Rochdale House Where He Was Killed

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A year ago this week Auburn Police Officer Ron Tarentino was murdered by Jorge Zambrano. Hours later Zambrano was killed by the cops when they raided the house he was stashed up in on Watch Street in Rochdale. Well that duplex is sitting there rotting today, and apparently Zambrano’s trashbag family decorated the yard for a memorial:

Yup, that’s right. They used his freaking mug shot on his memorial, with a nip bottle of something. Perfectly sums up what a useless, miserable existence his life was. A year later and it still pisses me off to no end that he wasn’t in jail to begin with. It still pisses me off that his whorebag girlfriend Heather Philip is fucking new gangsters and selling drugs around her kids. It pisses me off that Trashley Losapi-ho – the winner of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness – is still working in the probation department while fucking Jorge’s drug dealing, con-artist brother.

Luckily someone destroyed the memorial:

If anyone in my family ever kills another human being there will be no memorials for them. Yes, I would be saddened if my brother threw his life away for no reason, but I’d keep my grief private, so as to not offend the family of the innocent person who was murdered. Not this trashbag family though. They put his Goddamn mugshot on some leaves and pour a little out for the homeys. Fuck Jorge Zambrano. Hope he burns in hell, and can’t wait till Heather Philip and Trashley are there with him. There’s only one person who should be memorialized on this day. This man:

RIP Officer Tarentino.


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18 Comment(s)
  • Jon
    May 24, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Jorge didnt have a wake. Your wrong derrito dink.

    • Dbag
      May 24, 2017 at 2:23 pm

      He had a private wake u dumb ass. Place thar took in the marathon bombers body.

  • Disgusted
    May 24, 2017 at 11:52 am

    The fact that his family misses him!?
    Yes they miss his drug money they lived on. Jorge put an addition on his sisters house for no cost and had druggies working on it.
    He paid for his mothers vacations. One in which she left the day after his wake for a couple weeks.
    Jorge sent money to his twin constantly down in Miami.
    After he died the family went on vacation to Miami for a month.
    Hope Yoshi I mean Giancarlo can afford the family drug budget on his own now.
    Oh wait- Trashley sells drugs too, they are fine.
    I’m pretty sure the family knew about the memorial but to scared to actually set it up. COWARDS
    Abel prob took care of it for them.

    • Giancarlo Zambrano
      May 24, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      Lol the fact that you can even write such stupid shit shows how fucking dumb you are!!

  • Xtina
    May 24, 2017 at 10:41 am

    You say all that and continue to say why wasnt he in jail? But you have his lawyer as one of your paid advertiser,s? Pick a lane and dont be a hypocrite

    • Davidsl
      May 24, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      Hey Xtina/Shitferbrains,

      His lawyer didn’t get him off – the FUCKING DA for the City of Worcester did. Moral of the story: who needs a lawyer when the DA is a close personal friend of the slut fucking your brother.

      • Xtina
        May 25, 2017 at 7:49 am

        Hey asshole who the fuck are you to call me that? Your prob just another wrist waiting to be slit go scratch

      • Xtra ne
        May 25, 2017 at 8:07 am

        Also I never said he did .It was the fact that turleboy takes money for the advertisement of his lawyer so shut up

      • Xtina
        May 25, 2017 at 10:18 am

        Got that mouth that roared? Go learn to spell dummy

  • bigdaddy
    May 24, 2017 at 9:41 am

    Time to take a leak I know where to go

  • Jon
    May 24, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Jorges family wouldnt do that but it was someone who new his favorite alcohol. Almost thought turtleboy was making up a news story but that was his shity drink of choice they wouldnt have known that. Bad choice to do that.

    • Don'tMissJorge
      May 24, 2017 at 4:59 am

      Gran Marnier? Was Jorge a poof?

  • Proud of Auburn PD
    May 24, 2017 at 12:45 am

    I know the officer’s family, he was a wonderful father and great human being,
    the kind of officer we need more of, especially in these times.

    I am still so grateful and proud they put that nasty, ugly, rabid beast down.
    Damn the repulsive judges and legal team that let him go free.
    My wish is that it haunts them forever.

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 23, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Ron was a special person. He WAS that guy who would offer assistance to anyone in need if he was on or off duty.

    I cannot mention this shitbags name with his.

    RT74 was and always be in my heart.

  • Long Arm of the Law
    May 23, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    You can only enforce the law so much. What judges decide will determine whether faggots like Jorge roam our streets or they get their due punishment.

    I for one support the impeachment of many judges in our Commonwealth.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 23, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    As we all know I usually got something to say about everything. This time Turtleboy you stole the words from my mouth! Rest in Peace Officer!

  • The ghost of Jorge Z
    May 23, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    The wrong phillip died earlier this year! Heathers older brother Curtis. It should of been her.

  • May 23, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    can’t argue with that

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