We have an update on Josh Abrams’ junktastic girlfriend, who was raising $800 yesterday, presumably because he was granted bail after being held without bail allegedly for 30 days. First of all, she’s lying about the number of days he’s in there for. He’s actually locked up for 90 days, not 30.
Because this week can’t stop getting any better.
Let me just say that the slampig “hot tow truck girl” who is now running his account while he’s locked up is new BAE. You have no idea how many people messaged the page yesterday upset that Josh was allegedly out on bail because this delightful Zanny Princess said he was. Uncle Turtleboy called it from the beginning –
Ding, ding, ding!!
I can’t stop laughing while I watch the video of her’s. This is an actual quote:
“I really dont know how to do any of this, and im not as educated as josh is with the laws and everything. I’m just learning.”
Literally everything this chick knows she learned from watching Josh Abrams. And therein lies the problem.
You have to respect her hustle though. Josh has an army of cop block virgins from across the country who are willing to donate. This bitch doesn’t know much, but she does know that, and she does have his PayPal and YouTube passwords. She sees he’s in jail, she knows he’s not getting out, she’s got nowhere to go because her ass got evicted, so she saw an opportunity to get high and eat for a few days and she took advantage of it. And to cap off her no fucks given whatsoever campaign she went live again yesterday FROM A HOTEL ROOM paid for by donors who thought they were bailing Josh out of jail.
As you can see in the comments, most of his followers now realize this was a scam.
Think she gives a fuck? Nope. And she’ll be back for more tomorrow. Josh going to jail is probably the best thing that ever happened to her. Diego the local neighborhood drug dealer agrees.
The best part is gonna be when Josh gets released in 90 days and comes home to find out that the cop block empire he’s created, which he lives off of, was completely destroyed by his plutonic crackhead slampig.
P.S. Missed this one from Judge Sinnott the other day.
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