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Josh Abrams Junktastic Slampig Is New BAE, Goes Live From Hotel Room Paid For By Cop Block Idiots She Scammed By Lying About Josh Getting Bail

 

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We have an update on Josh Abrams’ junktastic girlfriend, who was raising $800 yesterday, presumably because he was granted bail after being held without bail allegedly for 30 days. First of all, she’s lying about the number of days he’s in there for. He’s actually locked up for 90 days, not 30.

Because this week can’t stop getting any better.

Let me just say that the slampig “hot tow truck girl” who is now running his account while he’s locked up is new BAE. You have no idea how many people messaged the page yesterday upset that Josh was allegedly out on bail because this delightful Zanny Princess said he was. Uncle Turtleboy called it from the beginning –

Ding, ding, ding!!

I can’t stop laughing while I watch the video of her’s. This is an actual quote:

“I really dont know how to do any of this, and im not as educated as josh is with the laws and everything. I’m just learning.”

Literally everything this chick knows she learned from watching Josh Abrams. And therein lies the problem.

You have to respect her hustle though. Josh has an army of cop block virgins from across the country who are willing to donate. This bitch doesn’t know much, but she does know that, and she does have his PayPal and YouTube passwords. She sees he’s in jail, she knows he’s not getting out, she’s got nowhere to go because her ass got evicted, so she saw an opportunity to get high and eat for a few days and she took advantage of it. And to cap off her no fucks given whatsoever campaign she went live again yesterday FROM A HOTEL ROOM paid for by donors who thought they were bailing Josh out of jail.

As you can see in the comments, most of his followers now realize this was a scam.

Think she gives a fuck? Nope. And she’ll be back for more tomorrow. Josh going to jail is probably the best thing that ever happened to her. Diego the local neighborhood drug dealer agrees.

The best part is gonna be when Josh gets released in 90 days and comes home to find out that the cop block empire he’s created, which he lives off of, was completely destroyed by his plutonic crackhead slampig.

P.S. Missed this one from Judge Sinnott the other day.

American. Hero.

 

 

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66 Comment(s)
  • Tango Romeo
    September 7, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Stab it in the fudge factory.
    Livestream her facial expressions.

  • Danielle
    September 6, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    For 1 perc Ill phone sex, for 2 Ill vid sex, for 3 Ill give a handjob. If you have a suboxone Ill come by and sukk yo dikk…call me…(857) 258-1970

    Tow truck not included

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 7, 2019 at 11:42 am

      If you don’t call, you’ll never know….

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 6, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    The only world where ‘Hot Tow Truck Girl’ will ever be hot is the underworld. Another junky life on the skids and another faggot, useless youtuber destroyed. #losing

  • Bill
    September 6, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Watch out TurtleBoy they posted a video about you. Another auditor said it was a scam and is not posting anymore videos from HTTG.

  • Dom
    September 6, 2019 at 8:58 am

    In some of those pictures she looks like that dirty whore who just married the prince in England. She looks like she has a little eggplant in her….and right about now banana tits josh probably has a lot of eggplant in him too.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 6, 2019 at 2:45 am

    She’s a Picasso, her genetics scrambled across a misshapen face and a junkie constipated grunt behind those vacuous eyes, all wrapped up in the stink of her tainted meat.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 7, 2019 at 11:39 am

      Annnnnnnnnd we have a winner for Best Comment!

  • Mr. Mackey
    September 5, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Drugs are bad, mkay

  • Just a little nibble
    September 5, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    Anyone else get the impression someone is nibbling on her box as she recorded this video? There were a few parts where she looked pretty close to getting there…..guess the poor guy or girl got tired.

  • McElroy
    September 5, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    You guys are mean. She was probably half decent looking when she was in her 20’s and 30’s

  • Howzurbuttholejosh
    September 5, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Bunch of scumbags!! People are that fucking stupid to believe this junk bag pig.

  • Dr. House
    September 5, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    The surgeon did a great job with the transition. Somewhat feminine features.

  • Cum Catcher
    September 5, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Josh, You must be covered in semen right now. It’s probably leaking from you too. Fuck You Josh.

    • Faggot
      September 5, 2019 at 6:18 pm

      Josh,

      You are full of it… Cum

    • Fuck You
      September 5, 2019 at 6:19 pm

      Getting along with the sea men in the can?

  • WTF
    September 5, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Right now there is a Democrat march in Boston (not permitted I believe) against ICE and detaining illegals. They want businesses to cut ties with ICE. They are determined to turn America into a 3rd world country.
    If you don’t like America. Fucking leave or off yourself. Dumb Ass whipes.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 5, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Call PayPal about this fraud. I’m confident they’re gonna pay taxes on the donations…sure. it would be great to see these people squirm. It would be heaven to hear that skank has to refund all that PayPal money. Get on the phone.

  • bonedawgtuco
    September 5, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Crotch Rot Baby
    Man that was sure unkind

    And when I say unkind . . .
    Of course I mean totally freakin awesome

  • Chip Striker
    September 5, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    If Josh attorney is playing the severe health problem card I wonder if he is collecting disability from somewhere.

    Obviously fraudulent if that’s the case, and certainly worth looking into.

    • bonedawgtuco
      September 5, 2019 at 6:00 pm

      Good point.

      Hopefully, at the very least . . .
      Josh be needin a little ointment about now.
      Probably made several new frens by now

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 5, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    This is so awesome. Many of us knew all this would happen. Some day…….I really never thought it would be this quick. It’s obvious she’s in withdrawal. I’m pretty sure Josh is too. Can we now get Thomas Mattson, he’s running around with that fatty from granite State audit. Mattson has a dirty man bun. Maybe he and Josh can shack up at Suffolk together and reminisce about being former YT stars

  • IN 90 DAYS
    September 5, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Josh why does your jaw hurt and why is you limping and complaining about a swollen anus.

    Danielle thats a horrible question to ask someone who just got out after 90 days. You should know better.

  • Me
    September 5, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Why does Turtleboy care about this person?

    • How About Them Apples
      September 5, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      Because they go around and torment people at their jobs and they don’t have a job. Because they are not good people and have put themselves out in the public eye criticizing others. Because they violate the law repeatedly and then attack those that enforce the law. Because they have children that they are failing as parents to while those they attack help others and support their own families
      Shall we go on?

      • Nail meet head
        September 5, 2019 at 2:25 pm

        Standing ovation.

        • Strike 3
          September 5, 2019 at 6:27 pm

          Exactly…Lock them both up for life. Yooou’re Outtta here!

      • Captain Trips
        September 6, 2019 at 8:13 am

        Someone better call an ambulance. That was one hard KO Apple gave Me there

        Anyone have any smelling salts?

  • Luke Fondleberg
    September 5, 2019 at 11:55 am

    It’s just a matter of time before some Cambridge state senator moves to impeach Judge Sinnott, the best thing to happen to the Commonwealth in a long time. They’ll keep Feeley and try to get rid of him.

    As an aside, I wonder/ assume if he’s related to the Sinnott whom ran the City’s licensing division from 55 to the 80’s. I’d guess yes as family ties run deep around here.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 5, 2019 at 11:49 am

    That filthy aids beast has woken up on about 50 bathroom floors in her life

  • Captain Hadley
    September 5, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Meanwhile at the BPD prison cells…

    I’m not gonna count to three, I’m not even gonna count to one. You will shut the fuck up or I’ll sing you a lullaby!

  • Old Man in a Cardigan Sweater
    September 5, 2019 at 11:23 am

    For the love of Pete, what kind of shut ins watch these videos unironically?

  • God bless the little boy
    September 5, 2019 at 11:17 am

    She needs to grow up and act like a 29 year old mother. What she is doing is awful to her child. That little boy is just a burden to her. She cares more about YouTube and her son should be coming first. But nope, scamming money for drugs and trying ride Josh’s dick is top priority. She can do what ever she feels like when it comes to her nasty self because ,nobody cares. But please give that little boy a chance. He doesn’t need to be around someone who is literal trash like her. He needs to go back with his grandmother 🙁

    • John Blutarsky
      September 5, 2019 at 8:33 pm

      Mother? She’s no fucking mother, she’s a breeder. Big difference. She’s a worthless junkie who fired a baby out of her nasty clam. That’s as close to being a mother that she will ever get.

  • Liawatha
    September 5, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Judge Sinnott should be censured! How can he deny a man with health problems bail? Sinnott needs to be disbarred and thrown off the bench! I am spitting MAD!!!

    • CeCe Telfer
      September 5, 2019 at 11:53 am

      Yaaas queen! You tell em!

      That cis male honkey hates freedom fighters

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 5, 2019 at 11:15 am

    In other news, whiny Josh Abrams has a lot more to worry about than some stranger hoying a bottle of Pepsi in his general direction.

    Don’t drop the soap in the shower, Josh and keep those sexy he-tits out of sight.

    Miss you.

    DS

  • Karma Is Real FOR REAL
    September 5, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Josh is in jail that is real karma. He put out negative energy and now karma bites him in the ass.
    Danielle is a junkie and karma will overdose her soon. Oh my God VINNY.

  • Casting Call
    September 5, 2019 at 10:58 am

    The filmmaker who did the 2015 documentary on HBO, “Heroin: Cape Cod, USA”, should take a look at this story. Similar themes — destroyed lives, personal tragedies, unbelievable stupidity, and innocent children caught in the middle. Add some new political twists. And most of the filming has already been done. By the time the film is completed, a few of the principals will have passed away, some will be imprisoned, others will have moved away, and others will have gathered their profits and invested them towards the next event.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 5, 2019 at 11:36 am

      Wakefield ain’t the town it used to be….

  • Taze All Auditors
    September 5, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Dude…you got these goons triggered, check it out (starts at the 4:35 mark): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_zvHiMETiU

    • Ain't Got Time For That
      September 5, 2019 at 11:49 pm

      45 minutes is wayyyyy too long to listen to this guy….

  • Pogo
    September 5, 2019 at 10:49 am

    I played those recordings of this post until my house started filling up with a fish smell. As soon as I realized what was happening and where the smell was emanating from.
    Then I remember what my old Puerto Rican Grammy told me. She said;
    Remember sonny there are two things that smell like fish……..and one of them is fish.
    Had to throw my monitor out….washing couldn’t undue the damage.

  • tooky
    September 5, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Whats somebody with severe health issues doing at a riot? The Judge said. hahahha!

  • Tow Truck Girl
    September 5, 2019 at 10:36 am

    I would like to personally thank everyone who contributed. The Percocet, Oxycontin, and Vicodins are much appreciated!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 5, 2019 at 10:32 am

    A fool and their money are easily separated.

    • Encore
      September 5, 2019 at 10:57 am

      *A fool and his money will soon part

  • The Truth Will Set You Free!
    September 5, 2019 at 10:25 am

    So speaking from experience..if his bail is 800 she can bail him out today! And if he is getting out “in a few days or a week at most” why put 50 in his canteen? He’ll never get it. If they order today it doesn’t arrive until next week! It’s too bad so many people bought this. Wait until next week when she says they revoked bail yet she doesn’t have the money anymore. Everyone just paid for her run for the next few days. That’s all.

    • Tow Truck Girl
      September 5, 2019 at 10:35 am

      I would like to personally thank everyone who contributed. The Percocet, Oxycontin, and Vicodins are much appreciated!

  • Josh”s two hole audit
    September 5, 2019 at 10:24 am

    It’s good to know as we speak good ole josh is having both is rectum and his mouff checked for size fit. So far Tyrone, Otis and Abdul have checked him out thoroughly. How’s the audit going josh?

  • Said Everyone
    September 5, 2019 at 10:24 am

    The huts keep on coming with Josh and his merry band of morons. She is so dumb it’s painful to listen to her. Her poor children

  • mahty the drunk
    September 5, 2019 at 10:22 am

    what a filthy, greasy pig

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 5, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Limerick of the day……

    This poem is meant as a slur,
    ‘Cause Danielle is a filthy old whoo-re
    The stench from her twat
    Killed a dirty, great rat
    That had lived all it’s life in a sewer

    Dick Scratcher, aged 90 (days without bail)

    • Batman
      September 5, 2019 at 10:21 am

      Best one yet. Hilarious, sir.

      • Dick Scratcher
        September 5, 2019 at 10:28 am

        Your kind words are always appreciated, Brother Batman.

        Those down-voting my lyrical creations are just cunts. 🙂

    • DIck Scratcher Fan- ohhh wait...
      September 5, 2019 at 11:22 am

      DS-

      Thanks for the daily LOLZ.
      That is all.

      I’d say I was a fan…although, as a female- (is that still an acceptable term?) “dick scratching” – not so much.

      • Dick Scratcher
        September 5, 2019 at 11:43 am

        If one of my limerick’s makes one person laugh out loud then my job here is done.

        You don’t have to be a fun of the actual scratching activity, just nice to have a fan of the poet with that sobriquet.
        Your kind words are appreciated.

        DS

  • Captain Trips
    September 5, 2019 at 10:10 am

    I love it when stupid idiots get scammed. ‘A fool and their money is soon parted.’

    I give to charity. But I NEVER give money. And not to something stupid like this. I never get scammed. When I’m feeling generous, I’ll buy a load of non-perishable food items and bring them to the local soup kitchen. Good luck selling Green Giant canned corn or peas on eBay or the street for drug money. That way I KNOW it’s being used properly, and it doesn’t go to some addict to get high or some ‘non-profit’ executive to make 200K a year.

    What a bunch of suckers.

    And yes, the first thing she did was load up on her heroin supply and rent a room to get high in. Even a chimpanzee could foresee that one.

    Suckers!

  • Batman
    September 5, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Disgusting, grifting, walking case of multiple std”s, I would not give her the satisfaction of screwing her. People like this should be sterilized and sent off to the wilderness. Good luck honey. My heart bleeds for her poor kid, no chance.

  • Warden
    September 5, 2019 at 10:07 am

    If Josh was trying to claim gynecomastia as a severe health problem in order to avoid jail I kind of see his point. Now he’s the belle of the ball. He’ll be in diapers by the time they’re done with him in there.

  • Marianne Williamson - Candidate for President
    September 5, 2019 at 10:00 am

    I believe her. People don’t lie about serious things like this.

  • Doug Donger
    September 5, 2019 at 10:00 am

    I’d still smother her in my cum.

  • Hartford
    September 5, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Judge Sinnott for Governor, AG, Senate, House, everything.

  • Sheesh Kabob
    September 5, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Lololol! I hope somehow old Josh gets to read this. Or gets told about, then he will self destruct!

    • Bubba
      September 5, 2019 at 10:11 am

      He can’t talk right now, he airtight.

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 5, 2019 at 10:30 am

      Instead of “auditing” the cops, the cunt should have audited his thieving slag of a “girlfriend”.

      The is just glorious!! 🙂

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