I don’t know about you, but I feel like September 3rd should become a national holiday. Not only did Judge Richard Sinnott show some real regard for public safety and justice by upholding nearly all the charges arising from Saturday’s Straight Pride parade protests, but most importantly of all, cockblock cuckhold Josh Abrams was held for 30 days with no bail, meaning we all get a nice little vacation from his grating, effeminate voice, and Josh gets 30 days of having his C-cup bosoms fondled by eager BBCs from cell block C. Overall, just a fantastic day for everyone.
Well, everyone except this crying slampig, that is:
She looked pretty devastated to lose Josh’s suboxone script, poor thing. Luckily for her, she’s got a plan B – using Josh’s dumb, gullible followers with a shared disdain for authority to get quick, easy donation cash. Earlier today she jumped on his YouTube to post this video declaring she had some REALLLLLY GOOOOD NEWWWSSSS YOU GUYYYYSSS OMGGGGG:
Ermahgawd, yayyyyy! Josh’s magical unicorn of a hotshot lawyer managed to get an emergency motion to grant bail to this violent criminal with a CORI full of violent and drug-related offenses longer than Hot Tow Truck Girl over here’s list of venereal diseases! And it’s only $800, so donate now! And donate these idiots did indeed do. To the chick who can barely string out a coherent sentence in 99.9% of her videos. With the other 1% looking like this…..
I’m no doctor, but that sure looks like the face of a chick who will rip off a bunch of copblocking cuckhold online to hold off from kicking dope to me.
And wouldn’t you know it, but here we are, 9:28pm, and no signs of Josh. In fact, Hot Mess Ho Truck Girl has been dead silent on both YouTube accounts for nearly 5 hours since she signed off to check the ATM and “bail out Josh”. A new record. And one of their followers just has just alleged this…..
Oh my good gravy, this just keeps getting better. You mean the chick who slurs her way through every shitty video she takes with bitchtits Abrams, you know – the guy with a mile long rap sheet and zero respect for any human life, can’t be trusted? You don’t say! She looks so wholesome and responsible and everything! Uh oh – is there a hole in Danielle’s arm where all the money goes?
If this is true, this is seriously the gift that just can’t stop giving. Like a golden goose. But instead of golden eggs, it just keeps laying sweet karma and unbridled drug addiction. UPDATED: It definitely is true. Y’all got swindled by this tired-look slampig for a hotel room and some of Diego’s finest blue magic.
We touched briefly on the fact that Danielle here is also a “First Amendment Auditor”, which got me thinking…..if these unemployable asshats are “auditing” the police, who is auditing them?
It would be my honor and privilege to dig into the shitty, meaningless lives of these squealing losers one by one, to expose them for the useless scum they truly are. And what better way to start now that bitchtits Mcgee is in jail than to take a closer look at the trashpanda girlfriend that reportedly just ripped off a bunch of strangers for sweet, sweet donation cash?
I’m sure she’ll do fine. Let’s start with the fact that this junkalope has a crotchfruit she’s supposed to be taking care of. What does that consist of? Appearing jammed out of her mind in every single video she posts, for one:
And she doesn’t work to support said crotchfruit. That’s what Josh’s legal troubles are for, apparently.
This isn’t the first time Danielle has ripped someone off for cash. Back in August she was getting sued after she bugged some dude for help with her rent, took the money, and never paid him a dime back.
That didn’t prevent her from getting evicted, though. Looks like she never paid the landlord after all, and after falling behind by almost $5,000 in rent, she skipped her own eviction hearing and the landlord won possession on August 23rd. So, yeah. This broad will drag her child into court to sit around on behalf of career criminal Josh Abrams all day, on the kids last day of summer at that, but she can’t be bothered to show up to court to keep a roof over the poor little guy’s head. Because, priorities.
That’s right. 9am this morning the constable was there to throw her ass out, and by 2pm she was wandering around the North end, ripping Newport 100 after Newport 100 begging for $800 in Josh’s Paypal account for bail that does not seem to have come. What are the odds it was her drug dealer who called in half way through the video when she said “Let me know when you get here.”? Asking for a friend.
Mother of the year! Actually, no. Definitely not. Not only does she appear to be under the influence all the time, prioritize loser criminals above the welfare of her own child, fail to work, support him, or even keep a stable home…she also hasn’t had him all that long, considering his grandmother had guardianship of him for the majority of his little life, and by all indications, she’s not thrilled with the downturn in the kid’s quality of life since moving back in with his shitbag mom.
Ouch. Get your shit together Danielle, you’re too old for this.
Ms. Danielle Bognanno of Wakefield, MA – I regret to inform you that our audit of your life choices has uncovered some major discrepancies between what should be expected of a nearly 30-year-old mother of one and the choices you are actually making. We have found you to be selfish, irresponsible, dishonest, and of poor judgement and mindset. Therefore, as an authorized representative of the Turtleboy brand, I must politely, but firmly insist you film yourself walking only as far as the next inpatient treatment facility available, put down the camera phone, get your shit together, and pick up a job application after that. You have no business commenting on the deportment of employed and productive members of society such as the local PD, RMV, Post Office or Town/City hall, because you don’t know the first thing about how to work at even a Dunkin Donuts, let along a public service position. If you are going to insist on continuing to be human garbage, you relinquish the right to speak on others. Take the cotton out of your ears, and put it in your mouth, chickie – you have a lot more to learn than you’ll ever have to teach right now.