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Josh Abram’s Junktastic Girlfriend Allegedly Just Ripped Off A Bunch Of Gullible Copblock Idiots For Bail That Doesn’t Exist

I don’t know about you, but I feel like September 3rd should become a national holiday. Not only did Judge Richard Sinnott show some real regard for public safety and justice by upholding nearly all the charges arising from Saturday’s Straight Pride parade protests, but most importantly of all, cockblock cuckhold Josh Abrams was held for 30 days with no bail, meaning we all get a nice little vacation from his grating, effeminate voice, and Josh gets 30 days of having his C-cup bosoms fondled by eager BBCs from cell block C. Overall, just a fantastic day for everyone.


Well, everyone except this crying slampig, that is:

She looked pretty devastated to lose Josh’s suboxone script, poor thing. Luckily for her, she’s got a plan B – using Josh’s dumb, gullible followers with a shared disdain for authority to get quick, easy donation cash. Earlier today she jumped on his YouTube to post this video declaring she had some REALLLLLY GOOOOD NEWWWSSSS YOU GUYYYYSSS OMGGGGG:


Ermahgawd, yayyyyy! Josh’s magical unicorn of a hotshot lawyer managed to get an emergency motion to grant bail to this violent criminal with a CORI full of violent and drug-related offenses longer than Hot Tow Truck Girl over here’s list of venereal diseases! And it’s only $800, so donate now! And donate these idiots did indeed do. To the chick who can barely string out a coherent sentence in 99.9% of her videos. With the other 1% looking like this…..


I’m no doctor, but that sure looks like the face of a chick who will rip off a bunch of copblocking cuckhold online to hold off from kicking dope to me.


And wouldn’t you know it, but here we are, 9:28pm, and no signs of Josh. In fact, Hot Mess Ho Truck Girl has been dead silent on both YouTube accounts for nearly 5 hours since she signed off to check the ATM and “bail out Josh”. A new record. And one of their followers just has just alleged this…..


Oh my good gravy, this just keeps getting better. You mean the chick who slurs her way through every shitty video she takes with bitchtits Abrams, you know – the guy with a mile long rap sheet and zero respect for any human life, can’t be trusted? You don’t say! She looks so wholesome and responsible and everything! Uh oh – is there a hole in Danielle’s arm where all the money goes?

If this is true, this is seriously the gift that just can’t stop giving. Like a golden goose. But instead of golden eggs, it just keeps laying sweet karma and unbridled drug addiction. UPDATED: It definitely is true. Y’all got swindled by this tired-look slampig for a hotel room and some of Diego’s finest blue magic.

First you steal donation money, then you call Diego for some blue magic!


We touched briefly on the fact that Danielle here is also a “First Amendment Auditor”, which got me thinking…..if these unemployable asshats are “auditing” the police, who is auditing them?

I volunteer.


It would be my honor and privilege to dig into the shitty, meaningless lives of these squealing losers one by one, to expose them for the useless scum they truly are.  And what better way to start now that bitchtits Mcgee is in jail than to take a closer look at the trashpanda girlfriend that reportedly just ripped off a bunch of strangers for sweet, sweet donation cash?


I’m sure she’ll do fine. Let’s start with the fact that this junkalope has a crotchfruit she’s supposed to be taking care of. What does that consist of? Appearing jammed out of her mind in every single video she posts, for one:


And she doesn’t work to support said crotchfruit. That’s what Josh’s legal troubles are for, apparently.

Oh, shit. That’s embarrassing.

This isn’t the first time Danielle has ripped someone off for cash. Back in August she was getting sued after she bugged some dude for help with her rent, took the money, and never paid him a dime back.


That didn’t prevent her from getting evicted, though. Looks like she never paid the landlord after all, and after falling behind by almost $5,000 in rent, she skipped her own eviction hearing and the landlord won possession on August 23rd. So, yeah. This broad will drag her child into court to sit around on behalf of career criminal Josh Abrams all day, on the kids last day of summer at that, but she can’t be bothered to show up to court to keep a roof over the poor little guy’s head. Because, priorities.

That’s right. 9am this morning the constable was there to throw her ass out, and by 2pm she was wandering around the North end, ripping Newport 100 after Newport 100 begging for $800 in Josh’s Paypal account for bail that does not seem to have come. What are the odds it was her drug dealer who called in half way through the video when she said “Let me know when you get here.”? Asking for a friend.

Mother of the year! Actually, no. Definitely not. Not only does she appear to be under the influence all the time, prioritize loser criminals above the welfare of her own child, fail to work, support him, or even keep a stable home…she also hasn’t had him all that long, considering his grandmother had guardianship of him for the majority of his little life, and by all indications, she’s not thrilled with the downturn in the kid’s quality of life since moving back in with his shitbag mom.


Ouch. Get your shit together Danielle, you’re too old for this.


Ms. Danielle Bognanno of Wakefield, MA – I regret to inform you that our audit of your life choices has uncovered some major discrepancies between what should be expected of a nearly 30-year-old mother of one and the choices you are actually making. We have found you to be selfish, irresponsible, dishonest, and of poor judgement and mindset. Therefore, as an authorized representative of the Turtleboy brand, I must politely, but firmly insist you film yourself walking only as far as the next inpatient treatment facility available, put down the camera phone, get your shit together, and pick up a job application after that. You have no business commenting on the deportment of employed and productive members of society such as the local PD, RMV, Post Office or Town/City hall, because you don’t know the first thing about how to work at even a Dunkin Donuts, let along a public service position. If you are going to insist on continuing to be human garbage, you relinquish the right to speak on others. Take the cotton out of your ears, and put it in your mouth, chickie – you have a lot more to learn than you’ll ever have to teach right now.


68 Comment(s)
  • NOSS
    October 5, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Does anyone know what her bail was (or is) ? Was she actually held in jail or was she released on bail ? It seems from the “Don’t Answer Questions” video that DB was feeling in quite a happy mood that evening. I wonder how long the down part of her happy spell will last.

  • PhilSimmsSucks
    September 8, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    This nasty snatch has a schnoz like a ski slope. She’s probably related to Jimmy Durante. What an ugly fuck.

  • Surly Muppet
    September 6, 2019 at 10:55 am

    More of these frauditors need to be exposed for what/who they really are. Consider doing a post about Anselmo Enrique Morales-Torres from Auditing America who also allegedly has an interesting rap sheet of his own. I’ve only seen a portion of it myself. Thanks for the entertainment.

    • I'll name this later
      September 6, 2019 at 11:37 am

      Who cares if people have a previous history. Is that all you judge people on? Some people have different circumstances than others. Maybe he wasn’t as privileged as you growing up. Maybe he was falsely accused of something. So many people are so quick to accuse and judge people based on their past. Must be nice up there on your high horse.

      • Finn
        September 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

        Dummy (you don’t have to name later),

        “Who cares if people have a previous history.”

        Anyone with children, people with things they don’t want stolen, etc. — anyone with a brain.

        “Is that all you judge people on?”

        No, but it’s a huge criteria. Repeated behavior shows character and future behavior.

        “Some people have different circumstances than others. Maybe he wasn’t as privileged as you growing up.”

        I grew up piss poor — I have something called “free will” . Also, last I checked morals and ethics are free!.

        “Maybe he was falsely accused of something.”

        Multiple times? That’s a lot of bad luck.

        “So many people are so quick to accuse and judge people based on their past.”

        As they should. Some of us are not naive jack-asses like you. Why don’t you open your home to them and see how long it takes before things go “missing”.

        Your ignorance is breath-taking.

        Get Fucked,

  • I'll name this later
    September 6, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Lol what a loser. Not sure who this turtle guy is never heard of him before.

    • Finn
      September 6, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      “never heard of Turtleboy”

      Because you’re too busy shooting up and stealing for your next fix. I guessing you don’t know much about anything.

      I take that back – I’m *SURE* you know how welfare and other government freebies work. I’m guessing you’re an expert at exploiting the system so you don’t have to work.

      Get Fucked,

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      September 8, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      Hey dickbreath,
      You “never heard of Turtleboy before.” But you just happened upon this blog, right?
      Time for you to get fitted for s bigger tinfoil hat.

      Go fuck yourself

  • Caught Out
    September 6, 2019 at 4:22 am

    Her family are no better . Check out her Daddy Frank Bogglenana, he’s a felon too. Jeezus the apple doesn’t fall from the tree ahahaha

  • haha
    September 5, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    I’d Bang Her! I wouldn’t give her money to bail out her boyfriend, If dudes are that dumb to give away there hard earned money then fuck em, there morons.. Josh probably got some ramen noodles out of canteen and is laughing about it to as she bangs his friends for drugs while he’s away. Fuck everyone involved, if ur dumb enough to give her money, then haha ur an idiot

  • Low but still standards
    September 5, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    I’m not saying I never fucked girls that ugly, of course I did (they weren’t junkies). But to call a skank jizz hole like that a girlfriend, that’s going to far…

  • Internet User
    September 5, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Why can we not zoom in to posted attachments? Would love to read them.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 5, 2019 at 1:25 pm

      Control and + (hold first & push second) works on most browsers — bring it up to 200% and they are readable. Ctrl and – to reduce back to normal size.

  • Ratchesourous Rex
    September 5, 2019 at 11:56 am

    $800 sounds like a pretty steep habit Dani-poo. I love how these losers think they can away with this stuff these days. If she didn’t know about TB before- she sure as fuck does now haha.

    Her MOM must be so darn proud of….this article, not her daughter. Clearly.

  • Judge dread
    September 5, 2019 at 11:07 am

    She’s fucking nasty. I read on a previous blog she’s like 23, this wop Diego looks like she s 42.

  • Cheddah
    September 5, 2019 at 10:00 am

    I feel like the next news segment of these two losers will either be Joshy being sent to the infirmary in jail for being Joshy or this tramp being “narcanned” or doing the Zombie slut walk up and down Southampton St.

    • Wakefield Taxpayer
      September 5, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      I’m tired of paying for her Narcan — she’s not worth it.

      And her child has “medication prescribed” that he must take?!?
      That’s probably psych med which means that the child is already gone….

      • Mike Imbruglia
        September 13, 2019 at 8:03 pm

        Mikie is normal he is not involved don’t blame the boy

      • Jessy james
        September 13, 2019 at 8:10 pm

        Key board tough guy attacking a 10 year old you coward

      • NANA
        September 13, 2019 at 8:21 pm

        You listen to me !!! That’s my grandson and I love him with all of my heart !!!! He is smarter than you You have no idea who your talking about , you’ve never met him and hopefully never will . For you to talk about a child like this just shows who you are ! He would never talk about anyone that’s how he was raised .

      • NANA
        September 15, 2019 at 10:48 am

        Wakefield taxpayer. DO NOT BRING INNOCENT CHILDREN INTO ANY OF THIS! It’s bad enough he reads about his mother on these comments. He is actually a really good boy .

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 5, 2019 at 9:11 am

    That swamp donkey looks like she would be a fun punching bag

  • Dopey
    September 5, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Sniffle sniffle sniffle… Someone is dopesick

  • Dees nutz
    September 5, 2019 at 7:48 am

    She was on backpage a few years ago. Giving blowies with a unloved prostate play for 80 bucks. $10 more bucks and she would lick asshole. Wasnt as bad as she was less worn out and still perky. And that big nose tickled!

  • Dr. Ed
    September 5, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Turtleboy — get your facts right — his other bail was revoked, not that he was denied bail for this.

    • Bullshit
      September 5, 2019 at 7:19 am

      No when you call the court they tell you NO BAIL.

      • Dr. Ed
        September 5, 2019 at 1:14 pm

        If that’s true, then some Leftist Superior Court Judge may let him go.


  • Shelby
    September 5, 2019 at 6:52 am

    Drag the kid to the court house all day, live stream and ignore him. At the beginning of her video she waves her hand and says can you stand over there for this. So rudely!!! I can only assume she was speaking to that little boy. She needs to give guardianship back to whoever had it before and was actually taking care of him, She will end up ruining this kid. Filling him with hate. This bitch is no good.

  • Rager McRagenstein
    September 5, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Too funny…this chick will fit right into the First Amendment community of scammers.

  • California Integrity News Now
    September 5, 2019 at 6:28 am

    First off all, not all of us are “in it for the money”!!! I don’t give a damn if I EVER see $0.01 from auditing!!! There are those of us out here who do this for the right reasons. And for you to lump all of us together is wrong!!! And it’s prepped like you who make people like me go out and audit, and but just copwatch!! We have rights as humans, and I (California Integrity News Now) will do everything I can to make sure my grand children’s grandchildren will have the same freedom

    • Hartford
      September 5, 2019 at 7:51 am

      Get a fucking job loser. Audit this!

    • TRUTH
      September 5, 2019 at 7:54 am

      After you’re done being a hero wouldya mind using the grammar check? I tried reading and understanding what you wrote but I got late onset SIDS from it.

    • You’re All Losers and Take Meds
      September 5, 2019 at 10:41 am

      Such a noble group of auditors. The cops should show these assholes a picture of a vagina to scare them away. Or maybe a bar of soap to ward them off

  • Boston Guy
    September 5, 2019 at 6:17 am

    DCF Fairy will be making a visit soon.

    In an unrelated note, I’d donate to her fund if she’d let me jaggoff on her face.

  • Bad Code
    September 5, 2019 at 5:57 am

    Come on guys! Be easy on her. She just needs a little cash to get “well”. She can’t help that backpage was shut down.

  • Allah board
    September 5, 2019 at 5:38 am

    I love the smell of idiots in the morning. These asswipes are so smart, they are stupid. They pretend to know every aspect of the law, but then try scamming their minions.

  • Gruffy
    September 5, 2019 at 5:21 am

    If she could get over hating herself, she could definitely work in the public sector of this state.
    RMV: Just let the paperwork pile up and sell licenses to criminals.
    Post office: billion dollar shortfalls and idiots that hang nooses up at the office.
    PD: work more hours than humanly possible by not working at all, letting your buddies off when you can.
    Town/city hall: ha Ha ha

    • Wondering
      September 5, 2019 at 10:43 am

      What was your chosen career path hero?

  • PaulSmith
    September 5, 2019 at 1:55 am

    To answer a question in this article, you know who does a good job of keeping Auditors accountable, at least the ones in California and Texas?

    Merb34st on YouTube

    You will love the truth he says about Nazi Hunter and blood spatter expert and oh yes, registered sex offender for violent felony rape Earl David Worden AKA News Now Houston.

    If you’re looking for somebody you shine a spotlight on the crazy and dark shit of some of these Auditors, he’s your guy.

  • Stark
    September 5, 2019 at 1:19 am

    I saw the live thing today, she would not say how much money was donated. I made a comment to her that I’m afraid that she is going to loose her kid doing this stuff. I’ve worked with kids, parents, teachers, administrators all my life. Someone is going to call CPS on her. I told her once that happens it is extremely difficult to get get your kids back. No response from her as of yet. So… you think this was a roose to get money?

    • Frank Rizzo
      September 5, 2019 at 3:05 am

      Hey Stark, it’s LOSE not loose and RUSE not roose you moron. luv, frankie

      • Stark
        September 5, 2019 at 9:22 am

        Thanks for calling me a moron. I wasn’t aware we were all supposed to attack each other on here. I thought this was a place to share your thoughts on the article. Guess I misunderstood.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 5, 2019 at 6:53 am

      I wish, but DC&F is so hopelessly incompetent that no number of 51As is going to do anything. She could OD and nothing would happen.

      Now if she were to take the kid to a Trump rally, then DC&F might do something, but otherwise….

  • stiff pete
    September 5, 2019 at 1:18 am

    yeah she is most definitely in withdrawal. constant moving around, slow thought process and trying so hard to remember the truth. what a trash bag. I hope her kid stays with his grandmother and this bitch can go climb back in the gutter.

  • Chip Striker
    September 5, 2019 at 1:14 am

    These two fucktards certainly have there priorities and lives in order. I mean why else would they go around harassing people of how they do their jobs?

    Fucking losers. You two can’t even take care of yourselves or a child. Who the fuck are you two to go around and question others.

    Fuck you!!

  • Klancy
    September 5, 2019 at 12:28 am

    She still maintains he’s getting out. His lawyer is terrific and he’ll be out tomorrow. I bet she’ll need more money.

    • Redleg
      September 5, 2019 at 3:03 am

      Yes, she is copying those god damn Nigerian scams that 70+ year olds fall for… I bet you a pint at your favorite dive that tomorrow (or shortly after) she has some sob story and/or excuse for needing the current funds and/or more money… I’ll take a Bud heavy at the Shammy.

  • Ten dollar whore
    September 4, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    I remember when I got divorced an old Irish coworker told me “remember it’s ok to not be a great husband or boyfriend but it’s never ok to not be a great Dad” this little Cum Dumpster could use this advice.

    • JR
      September 5, 2019 at 3:08 am

      The best advice I got was “just remember, the leading cause of divorce is marriage”

  • Better Call Saul
    September 4, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    These Fuck heads are getting a much needed Civics Lesson….for years it was get arrested. Get a court appointed attorney. Slap on the wrist and laugh all the way home….then they ran smack into Judge Sinnott who is going Pencil Fuck these losers with his law books….I wonder if Jerk Off Josh is calling the guards at South Bay “pigs”? Lol

  • CrispyC
    September 4, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    I’m sorry did one of those commenters call her “cute”?

    That tells you all you need to know about the people that follow these two.

  • CrispyC
    September 4, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    I watched this girl’s video for a little bit from outside the courthouse with her crotchfruit in tow. She ripped 2 butts in short order once she got outside and dropped probably 2 or 3 dozen obscenities in front of the kid. She didn’t give two shits about this kid, all she cared about was getting attention by livestreaming her ordeal. It was fucking disgusting. People like this should NOT be reproducing.

    She must call herself Tow Truck Girl because her face looks like it got hit by a fucking tow truck. It’s not that far fetched and could explain why she is so mentally slow.

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 5, 2019 at 9:54 am

      My grandfather had a phrase for looks like hers.

      “She has a face like a farmer’s arse”. ‘Nuff said.


  • doctormarbles
    September 4, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    In a parallel universe, she decided not to try POT, never went on to harder drugs, has excellent health, no tramp tattoos, has a nice life with a devoted husband that is never in trouble with the law, and only visits Boston for pastry.

  • The Grifters
    September 4, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    If like that Alex dude said Josh Abram’s followers got honeypotted out of $800 by their leader’s girlfriend what’s their next move? I mean these guys are the perfect mark. Josh had no problem crying to the police when he got bullied by that teenager but the whole cop block thing is probably just an act that he uses to get money out of the rest of those morons. You literally can’t find a better group of people to steal from. They’re all stupid and weak and they hate cops. Now that Josh is stuck giving boob jobs for the next month it would appear that his girlfriend will be collecting the money.

  • Do You Have $5
    September 4, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    Dope sickness getting worse by the minute. Price of Danielles blowjobs dropping by the minute.

    • Betty Ford
      September 4, 2019 at 11:04 pm

      Yeah I don’t think I want that near my wiggle stick

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm

      Bitch looks like she needs a wash and a week of uninterrupted sleep.

  • DCF Calling
    September 4, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    It’s a good thing Mass. DCF monitors TB Sports. Otherwise, I’d recommend someone let DCF know her child is at very significant risk of harm.

    • Dr. Ed
      September 5, 2019 at 7:03 am

      There are hundreds of children with single mother “parents” like her.
      DC&F does nothing…

  • Slam Pigson
    September 4, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I’d still walk it right to her. Except in the thumbnail for that “GOOD NEWSSSSSS” video. That smug, cunty smile makes me want to drill her brain out.

    • Shirley
      September 5, 2019 at 6:31 am

      But then the video of her ample backside ( that looks exactly like DA Rachael “affirmative action” Rollins hippo rump) was shown. The back + the front + the smell= hard no go.

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    September 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Danielle, do you think you could come my house this weekend? I’d like to have you meet my mother for Sunday dinner.

    What a filthy swine

  • lucius Beebe
    September 4, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    she lived 50 yards from the Wakefield Police Station WTF

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 4, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    This is so awesome. Now go after Thomas Mattson of Mass Accountability. He is a real winner. Harassing channel 7 news in Boston today. These clowns need to be exposed….NOW!!!!

    • Suck a dick Mattson
      September 5, 2019 at 12:37 am

      What a fucking loser Thomas Mattson is!! Love that dirty man bun you have! I think he gets hard when asking for the name and badge #’s of police officers!! No wonder why you can’t get a job cause your a smelly loooooser!! Jump off the Salem bridge with Mantits and dirty tow truck girl!!

  • SG
    September 4, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Awesome audit!

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