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Jr. Hoodrats And 22 Year Old With No Friends His Own Age Purposely Ride Bikes Through Busiest Intersections, Kick And Spit On Cops, And Call Them Racial Slurs

Jr. Hoodrats And 22 Year Old With No Friends His Own Age Purposely Ride Bikes Through Busiest Intersections, Kick And Spit On Cops, And Call Them Racial Slurs

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Remember that awesome idea the city of Worcester had to build a $3 million dollar bike path back in June? If you don’t remember just click here to read about it.

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Looks like that $3 million dollars has gone to good use. By good I totally mean it was a total fucking failure. They should have just given me that money and sent my ass to Foxwoods. I can sit at Texas Holdem $2/$5 no limit and I would have easily doubled the money and they could have built TWO bike paths. The second one can only be used when the first one is filled with used heroin needles and condoms half empty (or half full depends on your point of view) with what could have been Worcester’s next “Bike Gang” member. Keep reading…

Yesterday, as if they are not busy enough, the Worcester Police Department had to deal with a crowd of delinquents riding bikes in the middle of traffic. Usually when someone tells you to ride in the middle of traffic it’s because they want you to die. No one was hurt during this event, thus, riding in traffic is more safe than I could have ever imagined; that sucks! What was the sense of constructing a bike path when we ALL know that it won’t be used the way it should? Do you think it was going to deter this type of behavior?

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Christian Cruz, hmmm… a 22 (almost 23) year old riding bikes dangerously with a bunch of minors! He must be a real winner.


Yea sorry, but if you’re 22 and you’re hanging out with a bunch of 16 year olds, riding your bicycles through traffic, there’s a 99% chance you’re going to have to pay money to lose your virginity. Just sayin.

I’m sure his parents are proud though. LOL. Who the hell am I kidding? I’m almost positive his father, if he’s not in jail, is only coming around for tax season to grab Christian’s social security number to file and hopefully get a return… LOL just kidding??? There’s a zero point zero percent chance anyone he’s related to has ever paid taxes. Ever.

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Wonderful… “Bitches got to stop talking shiit on dogs,” and 4 other brain dead idiots clicked like. Probably the same noodledicks defending him in the comment section.

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No one would care if the ambulance was for you Jabo… Here is the next winner… The excuse maker!

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So, let me get this straight… Because you live in the “hood” your ONLY option is to ride a bike like a fairy in the middle of traffic scaring people into hitting their breaks at the last minute? Why don’t you use that beautiful $3 million dollar bike path on Kilby street that was built for no reason? Oh because you can’t risk the lives of innocent people on that bike path! Roscoe thinks uniting as one means being a nuisance to motorists trying to get to and from work or school. Yes, that’s the way Roscoe! Christian Cruz is just an innocent young man avoiding the gang life by riding his huffy with a banana seat built for a vagina only.


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Yes, the same Christian Cruz not only likes to mess with traffic, he also likes shooting innocent people with BB guns and then laughing when he gets arrested. Poor guy, all he wanted to do was ride a bike and unite as one…… Where was his mom when this happened? He was 19 when he thought it was a great idea to shoot people randomly. Although, he was legally an adult, he’s still young enough to mold if his parents actually gave a shit. I guess by 19 your parents have already failed you and there is nothing they can do to fix your fucked up life, Christian. Maybe they were too busy at Mambo’s…

Some more lovely commentary from Jr. Hoodrats..

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Now, I will not go hard on a bunch of 13 and 14 year old children. I hope their parents are reading this blog though. Think about what you’re allowing your minor child to do on the Internet. What is more important in your life than monitoring your child and their behaviors? These same parents cry and moan when their children get hurt, shot, killed, or join gangs. Some of these parents are just as immature as the children you see commenting. I won’t bother showing you profiles of these kids, or their parents. If you’re interested in seeing the fuckery, just search for them on Facebook.

I’m sure there will be a crowd of the usuals calling this blog unfair, wrong, racist, etc. Those same people will spend a decent amount of time complaining about an adult pointing out a child’s disrespectful behavior yet, not one minute on reprimanding their child who is doing adult things. Turn off your Novela’s, put down your Cafecito con Pan Sobao y Mantequilla and take care of your children or they will turn out to be like Christian Cruz. Stop pointing the finger in the wrong direction.

Dictionary Translations:

Novela – Soap Opera
Cafecito – Coffee
Pan Sobao – Bread
Mantequilla – Butter

LOL………. My weekly junior hoodrat bilingual lesson.


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35 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic's Gerbil
    March 8, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    I bet those guys would have some hartz treats

  • Ben dover
    March 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Awesome article. Hope to see more from this writer.

    • Ben dover
      March 6, 2017 at 7:52 pm


  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 3, 2017 at 11:39 am

    You will totally be called racist for the language lesson, however the little boy, I assume, will not be called out for beginning the name calling AND using the term cracker! Now in my book that IS a racist remark. But then again I am just a old white trash cracker too and if I am no insults does it make it racist? Lmao! Children these days , nothing a good old lashing or chained to a radiator won’t take care of.

  • Fed Up
    March 3, 2017 at 9:41 am

    The ‘kids’ do this on Main Street in Springfield all the time too, on bikes and skateboards, weaving in and out of traffic and blocking intersections. I keep hoping one of them ‘falls down’ in front of my car.

  • whatevuh
    March 3, 2017 at 4:26 am

    yep, Jim McGovern posing with a cute little blue girl’s bike, perfect, reminds me of some State Dept twat we saw riding one of those

  • Mary
    March 2, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    Love the pic of the thuggy outside of his Section 8 crap hole apartment. Mommeeeee is on the couch shooting smack.

  • bird
    March 2, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    Fuck these little asshole… run them over!

  • Duke Westwood
    March 2, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Poor kid… His hands are just crippled by arthritis at such a young age! And from the looks of the coke bottle lensed glasses, his eyesight must be shit… That’s why he dresses like he went into a dark closet and went by feel… which again… crippled by debilitating arthritis… Bless his heart.

  • Publius
    March 2, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    The parents been high fiving their thuglets since the arrest. Anyone who lives in Worcester lives in the hood thanks to these losers but most find other things to do rather than shoot people with BB guns or real guns.

  • BobnMic
    March 2, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • Chico
    March 2, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    100 to 1 the bikes were stolen. Looks like some kids in West Boylston woke up to a shitty Christmas without a present!

  • The Great Dolemite
    March 2, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    Hey FTL are you into fitness? Like fittinis big black cock up your chalky ass?

    • March 2, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      Oh my God, why are you back?? Lmao… Sweet Lord no….

  • BobnMic
    March 2, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    Great article Fiesty Turtle Lady i really liked it! Want to get a private chatroom sometime?

    • It'sOver
      March 2, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      Wow Robert! Now you really dont know when to stop. First I revealed your name and gave you a choice: stop posting or I’d reveal more. (And I did…1 Lambert, Worcester). Then I let you slide a couple days and figured you’d probably be back because law Day knows the old demon rum clouds your head….and ya didn’t disappoint! So here we are.
      Now I have to go and send screen shots of your shenanigans in cyberspace to Michelle at the bank. The early ones where you came on to Feisty are gonna really torque her fanny. Think I won’t? Here’s the deal, Bob-o…IF I SEE YOU POST 1 MORE TIME AFTER THE LATEST BLOG (Small Plane Crash), I hit send and you got yourself a world of menstruel wrath to deal with.
      I’m trying to help you with the booze issue, son. It’s embarrassing for you, your former colleagues and your family…and it WILL stop.

      • I hate stupid people.
        March 2, 2017 at 10:54 pm

        Kinda fucked up. You don’t know if it is really him or someone pretending to be him. I know if it was me and someone pretending to be me got the real me in trouble heads would roll. I’m sure he probably knows who you are.

        • March 3, 2017 at 5:54 pm

          This particular person may not be him, but if you have been following long enough you would see it is HIM who got himself into deep trouble and that’s with 100% confirmed identity. How long did he think the tough guy, “I’m unstoppable” behavior would last?

          I mean… I am very much prideful, yet, I would know when to stop. He needs to learn that.

      • BobnMic
        March 2, 2017 at 10:54 pm

        Look – None of these posts under my screen name is me. Can you not see or tell the difference? Talk to an administrator in here that knows how to look that shit up and they’ll tell you. And don’t worry. My days of having anything to do with this blog are over. It has become a little too Jerry Springer in here for my taste.

        BobnMic has left the building….

        • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
          March 3, 2017 at 10:29 am

          Still thinking about the Jerry Springer beardo in the Danielson skagbag article, eh Bobbie?

          You dirty dog!

        • Turd Burglestein
          March 3, 2017 at 6:12 pm

          Awwwww…come back little boobie. We were having such a good time, but you had to fuck it all up by insulting & threatening SSTG instead of directing your rage at me. You can always come hang out at chateau heartiste blog and we can keep things going there if you want while you keep pretending that you’re not posting as that dick slurping soft gentle breezy kitty.

  • New Low
    March 2, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Wow… Nice racist rant at the end of this article. Fiesty shows her true colors…

    Hopefully TB will drop this new writer soon…

    • March 2, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      No chance Bob. Nice try!

      Weren’t you the one calling ME a spic not too long ago? Also a “dirty Puerto Rican” and a “typical Puerto Rican on EBT” lol……. Your assumptions are so cute! So, tell me how can I be the racist?

      The last question was rhetorical, I don’t really give a fuck about your answer.

    • Stu Pidazzo
      March 2, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      What is racist about the end of this article? Hispanics drinking coffee? (sarcasm) Please explain- I’d really like to know.

      • XYZAffair
        March 3, 2017 at 11:26 am

        Those words (novela, cafecito, etc..) were actually in Portuguese and at least used in the Portguese language

        • March 3, 2017 at 5:51 pm

          Puerto Ricans also use those terms. Most Latin or Spanish countries do.

          Pan Sobao is a Puerto Rican bread made with lard and it’s amazing with coffee and rich sharp cheese. Ricans use the term cafecito as slang for coffee even though traditionally it means espresso. Novela is used worldwide for soap opera.

          Now I want some Pan Sobao… but that means I need to go to Price Rite… ugh

  • Dindu nuffin!!!
    March 2, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Ma baby a gud boi! He waz gon go to colige! All y’alls racist!!
    Once again. Glad I’m almost a dead Cracker!!!!!! 100!!!

  • street punks
    March 2, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Would like to see the caliber of their parents or more likely parent. If they can be found.

    March 2, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Why oh why can’t I get stuck behind these morons? My F250 won’t even get a scratch on it when I run their ass over. Not even worried about scratches on the bumper cause I have a crash bar. I swear officer I couldn’t stop in time.

  • paul
    March 2, 2017 at 11:49 am

    There are no consequences so these kids don’t care. getting arrested gives them “cred”. if a few went to jail you would see a lot of the BS stop. They act all tough but cry like little girls when jail comes into the picture. Maybe if a few people ran them over it would stop as well.

  • Yalie
    March 2, 2017 at 11:47 am

    And the liberals want to keep letting in even more of these pieces of shit!

  • Your Name Here
    March 2, 2017 at 11:42 am

    I think I got stuck behind a few of these kids the other week outside Smokestack. 3 kids on bikes riding down the middle of the street not caring about the line of cars behind them. Definitely frustrating.

  • WHAT?
    March 2, 2017 at 11:39 am

    Wow! All the beautiful prose. These are the future Shakepeares!

  • ZephyrCat
    March 2, 2017 at 11:39 am

    THIS is Obama’s legacy. Prick showed up talking about uniting people. And we bought it. I actually fucking bought it. I was working at the Democratic Convention in ’04 when he made the speech that put him on the map. Joke’s on us because good ol’ Barak then spent his last couple years telling minorities that crackas was to blame for their shitty lives. That’s why they have no problem shooting crackas with BB’s or worse. I would love to gut that prick. Like Bush and Clinton and Bush before him. All the same. They live & love to divide people. I’d love to divide their heads from their bodies.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 2, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Problem solved. Fuck them. Don’t slam on your brakes. Hit them! I’m sure they’ll be plenty of witnesses saying it was unavoidable. Then see if they’re interested in the ambulance being sidetracked. Call these fuckers’ bluffs. Say you couldn’t stop in time. They can’t prove intent. Then sue the bitches for damage to your car. There have always been delinquents and maybe it’s just me cuz I’m getting older but, they are getting worse. They don’t care, I don’t care. They have a bike, I have a car. If that’s what it takes for them to learn, then so be it.

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