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Yesterday we wrote about these two Worcester juice biscuit parents who filmed themselves driving with a 9 month old baby sitting on his father’s lap, turning the steering wheel of a moving vehicle. The video also had disturbing footage of the “parents” smoking a blunt while playing with the child in bed:
Well, Maria Toscano ended up showing up to defend her honor on the Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter Facebook page, as well as the We Support Turtleboy page, and her own page. And of course the caps lock button was out in full effect:
Well there’s a mouthful. Here it is in the ALL CAPS VOICE:
“Even though his father is tapped and acts like a 15 year old he has taken care of him.”
And by taken care of him she means, “put him on his lap while driving a moving vehicle. And I condoned this by recording it and posting it on social media.”
It’s all good though, because she has 3 car seats:
Well why didn’t you just say that? It’s OK that they endangered their child like this because they possess the safety devices to ensure the child’s survival. They just chose not to use them. But they own them. So that counts right?
Oh, and having three car seats for one child is believable and makes tons of sense as well.
She had a lot more to say too….
Newsflash – if you need a DCF worker to tell you that you’re not supposed to smoke blunts in front of your kid, then you shouldn’t have kids in the first place. If the words, “My DCF worker” are a regular part of your every day vocabulary, you have already failed as a parent. Oh, and it wasn’t her fault because she had nothing to do with that “driving shit.” She was just the person who filmed it and agreed to conceive a child with a woman beating career criminal. Her hands are clean!
So why don’t you have custody of your three older kids if you’re such a great parent?
If you’ve ever used the phrase, “caught a case,” chances are the last guy who you granted access to your drooping wizard’s sleeve owns at least tree flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. FAX!!
As far as smoking in front of the child, which is far less egregious than driving around with the child on your lap, it’s all good because he’s from a shithole:
Most women look for a responsible male to procreate with. Maria Toscano just wants someone “tropical.” For the record I’ve been to Jamaica. Definitely no shortage of weed, but I can’t say I recall adults smoking blunts while holding babies.
She also insists she was not the one filming her child in bed with them while smoking a blunt:
She was hacked!! Except that’s clearly her voice in the video saying, “he probably high as fuck” in regard to the bang trophy she shot out of her baby cannon. She “legit don’t smoke”:
Also, a judge said he could do this and everyone is on food stamps:
“If I have a WIC basket so does everyone else that has had children.”
What’s remarkable is that hoodrat target practice like her genuinely believes this. The genuinely believe that everyone who has a child collects from the government. It’s why these creatures keep reproducing – they know the government has incentivized it.
She might not be the greatest mother but at least she stay fly though!
She’s right. If you live in Main South, she might actually look better than your whole neighborhood. This is what we call a Kilby Street supermodel:
Anyway, she claims DCF reviewed those tapes and she still has custody of those kids. Granted, mostly everything she says is bullshit, but ya never know with this state. Just to be on the safe side feel free to call the DCF office to report this abuse, because there’s absolutely no way this child should be forced to live with these savages: