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Yesterday we wrote about these two Worcester juice biscuit parents who filmed themselves driving with a 9 month old baby sitting on his father’s lap, turning the steering wheel of a moving vehicle. The video also had disturbing footage of the “parents” smoking a blunt while playing with the child in bed:
Well, Maria Toscano ended up showing up to defend her honor on the Turtleboy Sports Black Lives Matter Facebook page, as well as the We Support Turtleboy page, and her own page. And of course the caps lock button was out in full effect:
Well there’s a mouthful. Here it is in the ALL CAPS VOICE:
“Even though his father is tapped and acts like a 15 year old he has taken care of him.”
And by taken care of him she means, “put him on his lap while driving a moving vehicle. And I condoned this by recording it and posting it on social media.”
It’s all good though, because she has 3 car seats:
Well why didn’t you just say that? It’s OK that they endangered their child like this because they possess the safety devices to ensure the child’s survival. They just chose not to use them. But they own them. So that counts right?
Oh, and having three car seats for one child is believable and makes tons of sense as well.
She had a lot more to say too….
Newsflash – if you need a DCF worker to tell you that you’re not supposed to smoke blunts in front of your kid, then you shouldn’t have kids in the first place. If the words, “My DCF worker” are a regular part of your every day vocabulary, you have already failed as a parent. Oh, and it wasn’t her fault because she had nothing to do with that “driving shit.” She was just the person who filmed it and agreed to conceive a child with a woman beating career criminal. Her hands are clean!
So why don’t you have custody of your three older kids if you’re such a great parent?
If you’ve ever used the phrase, “caught a case,” chances are the last guy who you granted access to your drooping wizard’s sleeve owns at least tree flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. FAX!!
As far as smoking in front of the child, which is far less egregious than driving around with the child on your lap, it’s all good because he’s from a shithole:
Most women look for a responsible male to procreate with. Maria Toscano just wants someone “tropical.” For the record I’ve been to Jamaica. Definitely no shortage of weed, but I can’t say I recall adults smoking blunts while holding babies.
She also insists she was not the one filming her child in bed with them while smoking a blunt:
She was hacked!! Except that’s clearly her voice in the video saying, “he probably high as fuck” in regard to the bang trophy she shot out of her baby cannon. She “legit don’t smoke”:
Also, a judge said he could do this and everyone is on food stamps:
“If I have a WIC basket so does everyone else that has had children.”
What’s remarkable is that hoodrat target practice like her genuinely believes this. The genuinely believe that everyone who has a child collects from the government. It’s why these creatures keep reproducing – they know the government has incentivized it.
She might not be the greatest mother but at least she stay fly though!
She’s right. If you live in Main South, she might actually look better than your whole neighborhood. This is what we call a Kilby Street supermodel:
Anyway, she claims DCF reviewed those tapes and she still has custody of those kids. Granted, mostly everything she says is bullshit, but ya never know with this state. Just to be on the safe side feel free to call the DCF office to report this abuse, because there’s absolutely no way this child should be forced to live with these savages:
I have the unfortunate opportunity of meeting this “couple”.
He doesn’t care about her – just a place to sleep at night.
She cares too much and is blind to his infidelities and inappropriate lifestyle choices.
She really thinks all women are after this loser with no job, selfish attitude and he hits women! – I mean REALLY girl?!
I feel bad for her – I don’t know what went wrong in her life to fall in love – HARD – with this waste of life.
I like her big tits but she has a jew nose and sloppy fat ass but her tits would be fun to play with.
Big deal, not how I’d raise my child but this certainly isn’t abuse nor is it cause for concern. People should mind their own business.
Nice try! 🙂
If fuck her mouth
God! What a big, nasty, lumbering war pig. How does that semen dumpster think she’s hot and a good mother. He fuck trophies will have no chance living with this sloppy pile of dog excrement. This waste of oxygen could probably care less if DCF took her fuck trophies away. Given who the mother is, they are destined to be future inmates and a burden to tax payers just like their fat, sloppy welfare troll mommy.
Who read the Facebook post? That was hilarious!
TB called it “Incentivized”. I call it The Great Society. Invented by LBJ. Goggle LBJ and The Great Society and learn who the true racist bigots are. Democrats. Please don’t take my word for it. Use the Goggle machine and learn.
MSP and Worc PD take notice! Mail the summonses!! Take the kid away immediately. !
C’mon now fellas girls like her ain’t so bad. Getiin out the shower she be smellin like fresh soap and fish sticks mmmmm hmmmm!
I’d fuk that bitch doggy style
Just close pin your nose, you tend to get the most stink that way
Better bag it…cuz it will def fall off…and at the very least…drip. Wooooof!
I love her comment “I look better than your whole neighborhood” shit the whole hood can smell you 10 miles away. Here’s a thought try using a douche and maybe fill it with bleach since Slimboy has been wit half the city. And tell the truth about how many kids you had. You did start early
He been with everybody but she’s winning
Winning what? Not any dignity, that’s for sure.
This isn’t all bad. If the kid gets killed because of the mom’s attitude, the taxpayers will save a lifetime of welfare payments for one kid! I don’t want to hear from the bleeding hearts who think that’s a cruel statement. I’m sick of paying for these lowlifes.
I’d rather coexist with welfare cheats than people who suggest that it wouldn’t be bad if a baby raised in poverty died. I’m far from a bleeding heart but I’ve never come anywhere close to approaching the line that you must have crossed a long time ago.
That beautiful child did not choose his circumstances. I have no doubt that you are a greater detriment to humanity than this family is to society.
Maggie I hate to break it to you but the little bit of taxes that take from you just doesn’t go that far hun! You are not supporting welfare lmao you’re nuts is what you are. If there was no welfare at all you’d still be paying taxes at the same rate your paying now, trump could literally cut every single aid program and it wouldn’t change what you or I pay in taxes, there will always be a program or reason that justifies government theft but it is not and never will be welfare because that is the least funded program of them all. Now go find another reason to spew your hate speech.