Juicy Jasiel Correia Was Blowing Cash On $50 Blackjack Hands At Encore Casino This Weekend And His Smashpiece Girlfriend Wasn’t Happy About Being Seen  


Encore Casino opened in Everett this week and it looks like Everett’s meatball mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo wasn’t the only mayor who was excited. Check out who was at the $50 blackjack tables….

That would be Fall River’s favorite criminal mayor currently facing federal charges that will likely put him in prison, Juicy Jasiel Correia.

With him is his girlfriend Jenny Fernndes with an s, who clearly didn’t seem to care that her man accidentally posted a screenshot showing that he’s been creepin on Tinder a few months back.

Oops!! Glad to see she’s cool with being not only dating a felon, but allows herself to be publicly embarrassed and shamed as the chick who puts up with a scumbag boyfriend who cheats on her because he buys her nice things. Lot of self respect from this chick.

At least he knows she’ll stick around when he finally goes to jail.

According to our source she saw him taking the picture of her and tried to chase him down and make him delete the picture. Newsflash sweet tits – the casino is filled with cameras. Your presence there isn’t a secret.

Is it a big deal that he’s at the casino? Yes. Because somehow the mayor of some irrelevant city with a population of less than 100,000 people makes $120,000 a year! Don’t forget, when he first ran for mayor he promised that he’d cut his salary by 25% in order to buy the city a new police car, but he ended up going right back to the $120K salary and never ended up getting the police car. This is what he needs the money for – $50 hands of blackjack. Keep in mind there are probably less expensive tables, but he’s Juicy Jasiel so he has to be at the high roller tables because he’s a queef.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Jasiel Correia III
    July 1, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    I can honestly say I am not sure which felt better in my hands. The stolen money I played Blackjack with or Jenny’s sweater bags. Who am I kidding, I totally know. They’re real, and they’re spectacular!

  • randiguy2006
    Girl Power!
    July 1, 2019 at 10:09 am

    What a weak story. I don’t know whats odder:

    1. Thinking $120,000 is a alot of money

    2. Thinking it’s somehow bad a guy goes to the $50 table, like thats somehow high roller status.

    3. Women attacking women online for who they want to date. So much for empowerment.


    • Girl Power debunked
      July 1, 2019 at 11:39 am

      $120K in Fall River is a lot of money, especially considering that many residents don’t make a quarter of that. It’ also worthy to note because he’s been indicted of stealing investors’ money for a shitty app no one wants. Stop justifying this piece of shit.

  • OMG Jenny
    July 1, 2019 at 7:03 am

    You could do a piece on Jenny every week. Please consider. OMG.

  • Zhukov
    July 1, 2019 at 4:50 am

    They keep voting him on, they get exactly what’s coming to them, a scumbag who rips them off blind. That’s one reason why the Rice is turning into a third rate city. They should move the USS Massachusetts up to Boston, then there’s absolutely no reason to ever go there. …….Even Shell saw the writing on the wall and pulled up stakes years ago.

  • Nice Upskirt
    June 30, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    If you look close you can see up her dress and she’s definitely not wearing panties. Now I really hate this guy!

  • Mr. Wood
    June 30, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Hat had me fooled but…Mr. Wood has wood and would…oh yeah.

  • Ted Baxter
    June 30, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    He’ll be our next governer.

    • Charlie
      June 30, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Small WetBack Deval

  • A_skepticalone
    June 30, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    I’d love to take that rack motorboating.

  • Suck It
    June 30, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Let’s see,
    Getting elected as a Mayor to do nothing but collect the salary and many bennies.
    Given hundreds of thousands of dollars by idiots (investors) because hey he’s a mayor.
    Banging smoking hot babes like the one in the picture… because he’s a mayor.
    Getting invited to casino grand openings with a free hotel sweet… because he’s a mayor.
    Playing cards all day and dropping $50 of tax payer money a hand …because he’s a mayor.
    Sounds like this guys life really sucks, I’m so happy I don’t have it that bad!

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    June 30, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Fall Rive deserves what it gets with Jizziel. They (stupidly) voted him in not only once, but twice after he raided their coffers and took bribes. “Oh look, a wall, lets hit it!” SMH

  • But I digress
    June 30, 2019 at 9:19 am

    well that new raise was burning a hole in his pocked, did you expect him to do something good with it? I personally won’t be surprised when this kid pulls a Robert Kraft.

    • Capital Pun
      June 30, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      I hope to see him convicted and incarcerated. Then the kid could have pulled on him a Whitey Bulger.

      • Politico
        June 30, 2019 at 1:53 pm

        He’s more Billy than Whitey. Either way he’s still a criminal and Fall River love him for it because it shows that he’s truly a man of his people.

    • Shame On You
      June 30, 2019 at 2:46 pm

      Filthy spic is lucky if he is even 1 one millionth of the man Robert Kraft is. Kraft made one mistake in life and you ewuate him to a filthy wetback.

      • Shame On You
        June 30, 2019 at 2:48 pm


  • Juicy Peeze
    June 29, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    Fucking spics they’re all the same

  • Logical Conclusion
    June 29, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    I wouldn’t live in that third world shithole for 120k/year let alone be the mayor. I don’t think I know a single person with a decent job that would. Massachusetts may be no different than any other state in this regard but republicans are hard pressed to find candidates to support because no successful person would accept that salary. On that same note there’s never a shortage of democrats who love to be relatively well-healed among the poor. That’s kind of their thing.

    • Massholio
      June 30, 2019 at 6:46 am

      He doesn’t live there. He lives in Bridgewater. Lol!

  • Yowza
    June 29, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Jenny, my oh my. Wow.

  • Glenfiddich Molson
    June 29, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    His constituents deserve him.
    Nice rack.

    currently going by the nom de plume
    Glenfiddich Molson

    My nickname was Zima as kid, I cut that down to just z.

    • Mamm I Am
      June 29, 2019 at 9:20 pm

      Rack indeed! Look udderly delicious, I’d LOVE to put my face in between and vigorously shake my head. Yum yum. Jas-boi has his own dairy!

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