A turtle rider who has the misfortune of living in Somerville posted a video reminding us all why we should be grateful not to live in Somerville. It began when two hood dumplings in the middle of a break up decided to roll past the crib, dropping n bombs, crying like crazy cuz her boyfriend couldn’t keep his yogurt slinger out of other coochie caverns.
As you can see, she made herself at home on someone else’s front steps and thought nothing of it. Because apparently people are supposed to give a fuck and let you come on their property if you have a meltdown after finding out that your boyfriend has been dunking his meat pop in random penis fly traps.
This prompted the teenage girl who lived there to come outside and politely ask them not to air their ridiculous drama on her porch. Her response? “Fuck you. Fuck her.”
“I don’t care about your breakup problems.”
Amen sister. This ain’t Maury Povich. No one cares about your white trash lifestyle. Keep it moving along.
Of course that led to “I’ll fight you bitch, get the fuck down here, I’ll punch you right in your fucking face.”
Here’s a thought – maybe if you weren’t such an unpleasant troglodyte your boyfriend wouldn’t feel the need to sample so much poon produce.
“You don’t even know what it fucking feels like.”
Bitch, you are not the first person to get cheated on. Why are you even around this guy if he’s disrespected you like that? Safe to say this young woman’s future includes many slogans like, “I don’t need no man anyway, it’s just me and Jaydin against the world,” and “my baby daddy ain’t shit.”
Then a diverse group of teenagers walks by, and the breakup queen attempts to get them to join her fight.
“I’ll fucking murder you.”
Just a reminder, the guy who cheated on her is getting a completely free pass in all this, and the property owner who doesn’t want people airing their drama on her property is now being threatened with murder.
And all it took for the girl across the street to decide that she needed to join this battle was hearing some trash goblin call the person who lives there a cunt. That of course led to this contribution
“Scray ass white bitch. White ass whore.”
Now imagine a white girl said that to a black girl. But it’s OK because this is Somerville, and Mayor Curtaphony will probably throw this girl a parade for “speaking her truth” and calling out racism.
I gotta be honest, I was surprised when I saw this video. I expected this sort of behavior in Chelsea or Brockton, but Somerville is supposed to be yuppified. Just shows that you can put up a Whole Foods all you want and the SJWs and trust fund rejects will move in, but it’s not gonna take the section 8 gutterslugs out of the gutter.
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