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Junior Hoodboogers Decide To Breakup As Loudly As Possible On Stranger’s Porch In Somerville, Then Threaten To Murder Teenage Girl For Asking Them To Leave

 

A turtle rider who has the misfortune of living in Somerville posted a video reminding us all why we should be grateful not to live in Somerville. It began when two hood dumplings in the middle of a break up decided to roll past the crib, dropping n bombs, crying like crazy cuz her boyfriend couldn’t keep his yogurt slinger out of other coochie caverns.

As you can see, she made herself at home on someone else’s front steps and thought nothing of it. Because apparently people are supposed to give a fuck and let you come on their property if you have a meltdown after finding out that your boyfriend has been dunking his meat pop in random penis fly traps.

This prompted the teenage girl who lived there to come outside and politely ask them not to air their ridiculous drama on her porch. Her response? “Fuck you. Fuck her.”

“I don’t care about your breakup problems.”

Amen sister. This ain’t Maury Povich. No one cares about your white trash lifestyle. Keep it moving along.

Of course that led to “I’ll fight you bitch, get the fuck down here, I’ll punch you right in your fucking face.”

Here’s a thought – maybe if you weren’t such an unpleasant troglodyte your boyfriend wouldn’t feel the need to sample so much poon produce.

“You don’t even know what it fucking feels like.”

Bitch, you are not the first person to get cheated on. Why are you even around this guy if he’s disrespected you like that? Safe to say this young woman’s future includes many slogans like, “I don’t need no man anyway, it’s just me and Jaydin against the world,” and “my baby daddy ain’t shit.”

Then a diverse group of teenagers walks by, and the breakup queen attempts to get them to join her fight.

“I’ll fucking murder you.”

Just a reminder, the guy who cheated on her is getting a completely free pass in all this, and the property owner who doesn’t want people airing their drama on her property is now being threatened with murder.

And all it took for the girl across the street to decide that she needed to join this battle was hearing some trash goblin call the person who lives there a cunt. That of course led to this contribution

“Scray ass white bitch. White ass whore.”

Now imagine a white girl said that to a black girl. But it’s OK because this is Somerville, and Mayor Curtaphony will probably throw this girl a parade for “speaking her truth” and calling out racism.

I gotta be honest, I was surprised when I saw this video. I expected this sort of behavior in Chelsea or Brockton, but Somerville is supposed to be yuppified. Just shows that you can put up a Whole Foods all you want and the SJWs and trust fund rejects will move in, but it’s not gonna take the section 8 gutterslugs out of the gutter.

 

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56 Comment(s)
  • clarissa explains it all
    March 15, 2020 at 12:58 am

    I seriously can’t stand hoodrat trash like this that have to turn everything into a fist fight, for people asking them to show some class and respect not just for themselves, but everyone around them. Their street cred is all the have along with all the other jobless, drug addict losers they call their crew or homies.

  • Crack of the bat.
    March 9, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    Shooting them becomes cost prohibitive.
    A big stick or Louisville Slugrat Adjuster is better.
    Best way to get it done is to get her to advance up the steps then swing for the fence. Bop. Done.
    Add another couple of swings for her friend who will immediately try to white knight up those same steps.
    It’s on camera, they brought the fight to you.

  • Dumbass ass idiot
    March 9, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    The people who comment here literally talk about black people that way nonstop, you fuckin moron. Jesus Christ, you are such a fraud lmao. It’s YOUR SUPPORTERS calling black people “nig nogs”, but yes, white people are the victims. Lmao. Have fun in court tomorrow, I hope you’re hemorrhaging money.

    • hartf811
      Bananarama
      March 10, 2020 at 7:26 am

      Y be chimpin’ nig nog?

      • Dumbass ass idiot
        March 10, 2020 at 3:49 pm

        Because your mom gave me the syph.

  • hartf811
    Slavery should be brought back
    March 9, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Throw out a bunch of bananas for the chimps. Shoot the girl. Shoot the wigga! Find the parents and shoot them. Lastly shoot Curtatone.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    March 8, 2020 at 11:22 am

    If my daughter was seen walking down the streets of Slummerville arguing with her nig nog boyfriend about how he banged another wigger, I would take myself out. It would be a complete failure on my part and I would not be able to live with myself knowing what I had created.

    Obviously, it’s only a matter of time before this hoodrat has a litter of brown babies. Either from the cheating boyfriend or the ape that is slowly following her, like a cheetah behind an injured zebra.

    Come July, she’ll be begging for rides out of state so she can stock up on Newport 100’s.

  • Startled Pancake
    March 8, 2020 at 10:59 am

    I’m thinking of moving to Somerville. Those are my kind of people. My mom too

  • Medford
    March 8, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Anyone that buys or rents in Somerville deserves what they get. Fuck that city

    • Enogh Said
      March 8, 2020 at 11:00 am

      Mini Mike is from Medford

      • Facts being facts
        March 8, 2020 at 5:15 pm

        Don’t believe a word that came out of his mouth for the last few years. He true colors came out before and that’s what but him in the ass. He once told the truth and crime dropped in NYC. Now that’s the truth

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    March 8, 2020 at 7:52 am

    When some vet gets the bad news from the doctor I’m hoping he will ride around Somerville and just shoot kids when school gets out a’la Paul Kersey in the original Death Wish. Corona virus is harvest the wrong end of the gene poll.

  • Independent Thinker
    March 8, 2020 at 7:34 am

    All the more reason why law abiding citizens need to be armed. Trashy people seem to think they have a right to come onto your property and do whatever they want. They have no respect for others and they have to respect for property belonging to others, which is why they trash their apartments and then complain about their “selfish, rich” landlord.

  • Colby
    March 8, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Bernie the fucking jew sanders wants to take law abiding white mens guns
    But let the negroes and spics keep thier unregistered guns
    Mean while open the borders to subhumans
    It’s a shame Heinrich himmlet missed the judens family

  • Beano
    March 8, 2020 at 1:03 am

    The most confusing day of the year
    Father’s Day in Roxbury

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 7, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    gentrification can’t renovate the parents of future Bristols, girls amok in turgid hormones who need caring structure at home, not an education in living Black and acting the fool.

  • Cheryl Clapprood
    March 7, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    October was Domestic Violence Awareness Month. One way or another, you likely know, are or have been a victim of domestic violence. State law prevents us even from discussing many of those crimes publicly, so it’s likely you don’t hear about it much, but it is prevalent. In 2018, the Springfield Massachusetts Police Department recorded more than 3,000 incidents and arrests where domestic violence was involved in the city.
    Here at the Springfield PD we have a team of domestic violence advocates. One was recently honored at the Statehouse in Boston as the domestic violence advocate of the year. We recently hired a second as another advocate. They help victims. Gregg Bigda was my friend and often helped with calls involving Latino females. Thank you, Uncle Turtleboy.

    • Carlos
      March 8, 2020 at 12:58 am

      Cheryl

      Lick my balls

    • Colby
      March 8, 2020 at 1:04 am

      Gregg Bigda is a homosexual with a fetish for negroe cock up his ass

      • Crystal Laviolette
        Greg's Friend In All of This
        March 8, 2020 at 1:28 am

        I like Greg.

  • randiguy2006
    Man
    March 7, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    This place has really gone downhill.

    Lame content.

    • Csrlos
      March 8, 2020 at 1:00 am

      Man

      Your mother has gone down hill
      Her tits are sitting in her lap when she blows me

  • Richard Sleighborn
    March 7, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    Angry howler monkeys are all over the place since we did away with their natural habitats, mental hospitals, the old Combat Zone, tent cities, circus sideshows…

    Damn shame. Whatever you, do not feed them!

  • Raney
    March 7, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    is the monkey wearing a corona mask?

  • Raney
    March 7, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    A white douchebag with an ape

    Living in a filthy shithole like slummerville

  • reformed masshole
    March 7, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Sold my house in winter hill for 300k in 06. Its currently worth 665k according to zillow. Why people want to live in that shit hole of a city with all of the filth, congestion, sjw’s and trash such as the princess featured in the videos is beyond me. Yea i missed out on all that profit if i stuck it out but my quality of life is much better in gods country.

    • Cheddah
      March 8, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      Your quality of life would be even better with an extra 300k guy..

      • Herman Munster
        March 9, 2020 at 7:58 pm

        Nah. 14 years of peace at 21k per year is well worth it. Leave Somerville to slutty state college professors like Bendy Ginger Liz. He made the right move.

  • Orion
    March 7, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Too bad the home owner wasn’t an adult, male gun carrier.

    • Joe [email protected] coke booger
      March 8, 2020 at 10:18 am

      I hate to tell you but your house is worth way more than that. We sold a three family four years ago for over $1 million. We had the real estate agents come in and try to give us comps in the area and they said the last time a three family house was sold it was so long ago that the house prices were only 500,000 and I said GTF 0H no way is his house worth $500,000 you better figure something out. We ended up agreeing value was 600k which was good because My real estate agent found a buyer who was willing to pay and like I said we sold for over $1 million. Had to split the sale with my douche bag sister-in-law so she thought the house is valued at 600 K and that’s all we got for it she had no idea how much over that we got out we kept fir ourselves.

      I couldn’t wait to leave when Id try and my son for a nice walk to Foss park to play …and all The illegals that are standing around out there waiting to get picked up to go to “work “ under the table would make hissing and Kissy face sounds at me and say hey mami mami When I would walk by holding my little boy’s hand and my son would look up at me and say why are they calling you mommy you’re not their mommy? And Then my son would have to go around the park and walk up to the kids and say do you speak English do you want to play with me? GTFOH I’m in my own country and my son has to ask the kids do you speak English so you can play with me?? Then there was alcoholic Brazilian homeless guy who used to pass out on the front stairs of the church all the time. And he saw me walking my purebred dog one day and he stopped me and asked me how much is that Dog worth? I’m like what the hell kind of question is that? He said I just wonder how much you paid for the dogSo I told my husband do not under any circumstances leave the dog out in the yard unattended because the guys going to come over open the gate and steal the dog and try to sell it for drugs or booze or something. My husband took a small hatchet walked over to the church and said to the guy my wife.. my dog.. you touch either one and he made a slicing motion across his throat and he said do you understand? Guy looks at him with giant eyes and noda his head up and down the guy stoped passing on the church steps after that lmaoooo….Somerville is always been a shit hole my husband lived there his whole life they dressed it up on the outside but the people who live on the inside are still as disgusting as ever

  • Peter Dautel
    justice served
    March 7, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    *click*
    Sound of the safety being released on Sig.
    “why not come in and discuss this issue?”

  • Chimp Smacker
    March 7, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    What was that baboon that came from across the street yelling about? Couldnt understand any of its jabberwocky

    • Dr. Shakalu
      March 7, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      My beef strong…

  • Builders Showcase
    March 7, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    The price of housing in Somerville is shocking. It’s like paying 3 times extra to get New Bedford outside your front door.

  • Rochambeau
    Rochambeau
    March 7, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    “I shot because they were inciting a riot.” Standard defense.

  • She is gay and does lesbian porn
    March 7, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Look up “two lesbians eat each other out butt naked on a public sidewalk” and you should get her video within first five results

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    March 7, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    The White should have never opened her mouth. Just look what she started. It took the Black to put her in her place.

    • Ragged Jagged Edge
      March 7, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Grow a penis, brain, personality and dont lie and maybe you can run for President again.

    • HC from Wellesley
      March 8, 2020 at 9:20 am

      You, of all people, should know how wrong it is to assume the race of a person by just looking at their skin color.

  • It's not Crown Heights yet
    March 7, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Norman Rockwell’s America this is not. At least they didn’t run up the porch and beat up and steal the homeowner’s Air Jordans, like the gang in Brooklyn’s Crown Heights did on Friday. Nice video in the NYPost.

    • Worthless Dindus
      March 7, 2020 at 6:23 pm

      Fake news called them teens to again hide the fact that its filthy naggers violently chimping out again

      • Gary O'Brien
        March 7, 2020 at 9:00 pm

        Looks like a white trash chick was the instigator here… jus sayin’.

        • Gary Flunked 4th Grade Reading
          March 8, 2020 at 3:19 am

          Try to follow the conersation.
          Reading comprehension may not be your strength but the response was to the comment above about the Brooklyn beating.
          Just saying black on white violencehappens 1000 times more than white on black violence

  • Lisa flood
    March 7, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    peice of shit with plenty of cheating breakup videos in her future! That voice like fingernails on chalkboard??? that comment about you don’t know what it feels like. No he don’t he’s the one cheating on you he’s laughing all the way you’re the idiot

  • No juju juice for you
    March 7, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Why are blacks,brown,and greasy’s so fucking loud? Why is it every time I watch the news ,the mud races always dominate the tv reporters time.

    • Animals
      March 7, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      They were misclassified as human

    • MAGA TURTLE
      March 7, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      I’m no sjw, but it was a white chick that started this debacle and was the loudest one of all. Trash comes in all colors.

      • Lets Pretend The Races Comitt Crime Equally When Everyday We See This Is Not True
        March 8, 2020 at 3:22 am

        Statistically it comes in greater percentages the lesswhite you get.

  • Bloop
    March 7, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    A Louisville to the dome would sort that trash out right quick. All these big mouths talk and talk and talk but can’t fight for shit. The louder they are the bigger the pussy.

    • Best keep your distance
      March 7, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      Many carry knives, razor, blades, other sharp objects, and worse. They don’t need to know how to fight. Verbal can become fatal very quickly.

      • Be careful
        March 7, 2020 at 5:11 pm

        Here’s an example. Google “Latanya Watson” who was stabbed to death on or about March 11, 2019 on a Brooklyn subway platform, after getting off a train. The video is in the Daily Mail and elsewhere. She started the fight. The other girl (Mia Simmons) had a sharp object. One quick jab to the neck, faster than the eye can see. Or Google Tessa Majors, the Barnard College student who was stabbed to death in NYC in December when she didn’t give up her cellphone. Don’t assume young kids can’t and won’t kill you in a second, for nothing.

        • Diversity Is NOT Our Strength
          March 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm

          You mean filthy naggers. Filthy naggers stabbed Tess

          • stymie
            March 7, 2020 at 10:30 pm

            dirty filthy welfare sucking coons

  • Snarky Pete
    March 7, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Looking at the bright side. We will have plenty of CNA’s in our future.

    • misfit
      March 7, 2020 at 5:08 pm

      why you don’t talk, just do.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    March 7, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Her pathetic fake crying in the beginning. And did I hear her say she went in to take a shit and that’s when her beloved boyfriend cheated on her? She can’t even bring her friends around her beloved penis provider?

    Kids say the darnest things.

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