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Last year Rosie O’Donnell started dating this junior smokeshow Worcester cop from the mounted horse unit:
People got really mad when we pointed out the fact that this gorgeous woman dating an aging washed up “comedian,” was an obvious gold digging situation. There’s just no way anyone, gay or straight, could ever be physically or emotionally attracted to Rosie O’Donnell. She is unloveable. Nevertheless people was mad!!
I miss the days of exit speeches. We hardly get those anymore since they got rid of our Facebook page. Sigh.
Anyway, this is now a thing that is happening:
Well, there goes the neighborhood. I assume she’s gonna remain a cop, which means Rosie will be coming to her from New York and not vice versa. Rosie promised us all she was moving to Canada if Trump won. Turns out she meant Shrewsbury.
This should work out well. I’m sure they really love each other, especially since this is Rosie’s third wife, each of who seems to get dumped after they turn 40.
Their wedding pictures are gonna look like Officer Trophywife visiting Grandma in the old folks home.
This is just sad man. If I was into chicks and I looked like Officer Trophywife I’d like to think I could could do better than that. Does anyone honestly think she is in any way, shape, or form, actually attracted to this?
Scissor me timbers!! Officer Trophywife should get a medal of bravery just for agreeing to come home to that every night.
Does this offend you? I apologize for nothing. Rosie O’Donnell is a piece of trash who has no problem demeaning anyone she doesn’t agree with. She’s also filthy rich and gets her pick of smoking hot 33 year old blondes even though she’s closing in 60. If you’re worried about her feelings you’re doing the Internet wrong.
I have nothing but respect for the Worcester Police and the work this officer does when she’s clocked in. She’s free to do as she pleases. But I reserve the right to point out how this is a pathetic and empty money grab, because no one in their right mind actually believes she would have any interest in Rosie O’Donnell if it weren’t for the fact that she’s a multi-millionaire.