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I think we’ve made it pretty obvious we don’t think addiction is a disease. Cancer is a disease. Jamming a needle in your arm isn’t. But the people that show up in all these forums crying about it’s a disease aren’t the brightest bulbs and we have proof… Hang on… The end of this is some Sixth Sense surprise kind of shit.
Some awesome guy from Quincy is Everything agrees with us and took this picture of two supposed slugrakes nodding off in a car in a Quincy park.
Well, that’s what it seemed like they were doing….
People went batshit. Some thanking the man for saving the hypothetical family they could have killed on that snowy day. Others because they were pissed off this guy shamed “druggies” nodding off in a car.
Look at these queef balloons:
“It’s a disease,” they clamored! One woman even went as far as to MAKE UP that there were kids in the car. There wasn’t but FACTS DON’T MATTER when you’re trying to prove a point: 
This is Amy Blue. She looks like she’s got it all together, right? 
Wrong. She is what we would call “a wild-eyed psycho.” 
You can just see the hysteria in her eyes. She looks like an SJW alien has taken over her body and her own conscience-self is inside screaming for help. It must have been the alien that saw the kids in the car and decides to add to the insanity.
And then there is Jess Guerrera:
I don’t know about you but all my family pictures have his and her matching sideboob fat hanging out. Such class.
Jess decided that it was her mission to comment on every single comment in the thread. It was her that was right and if you didn’t agree with her than you’re a fucking idiot. It’s her self-appointed job to tell you that. 
That didn’t happen Kate, but who cares.
Jess is what we would call “the enforcer” on these threads. She has no life, sits around on the internet all day, because she probably tried her some diesels for two weeks in her younger days, before she was a teen mom, and is now an expert on addiction. Then, her beef tube husband knocked her up and we all knows that getting pregnant makes you omnipotent.
Wait, we have one more: 
You read that right! Shooting heroin is the same thing as being a fatty! He can say that because he used to shoot smack and that makes him an expert on both addiction and obesity! The only problem is that French fries aren’t an illegal drug and some people don’t CHOOSE to have slower metabolism than others. You’re not going to take a picture of some chub noshing on a sandwich because WE ALL NOSH ON SANDWICHES.
It’s a choice. Not a mother-fucking disease. 
Now, 623 comments of SJW bullshit later, cops being called, and then this comes over the scanner: 
Take that, butthurts. Scratchies. They grabbed a coffee, found a snowy place to be alone to play lotto and the whole city made them a cause.
You can’t make this shit up.
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25 Comment(s)
Gambling addiction is a disease too though, don’t forget.
Shut the fuck up pansy! I will put your in hand cuffs and kiss your lips until you feel gay!
Ha ha….the joke is on you. I was already feeling gay long before this post.
Side Note: You just gotta love those selfie pics that these slugs take in the mirror with words written on hats, shirts whatever that appear backwards. So does that mean I’m supposed to take my laptop into the bathroom and do the mirror thing to read what you crazies are trying to sell? Yikes.
You’re an asshole
Sorry
Not really
Side note: When I find out who you are you lil’ SJW I’m going to tear your rectum into pieces with my baton! I bought it from Christmas Tree shops – 75% of Halloween gear back in October.
It’s sturdy enough to cause damage, but flexible enough to enter further into your intestines if I so please.
Excellent piece.
No, being fat isn’t a disease – it’s a disability. Get it right.
Seriously though – if you’re missing a leg, you’re disabled. If you’re missing a turkey – you’re full.
Sometimes I go on miniscule alcohol benders, ya know 3-4 beers everyday until the thirty rack is gone ¿ My family drives me insane what can i say. And then this miracle happens! When it is gone and I crave the living shit out of it, I then CHOOSE to take a break for a month or two so I do not turn into an alcoholic. I don’t have a disease, I have selective choice making. I also have a brain and values.
I love a happy ending.
Waiting for the “gambling is a disease” crowd to start chiming in…
As someone who works in medicine, has researched addiction and opiate use, as well as chronic pain, I can tell you that your assertions that addiction is choice are factually incorrect. Addiction involves chemical changes in the brain which inhibit normal cognitive and decision making abilities. Beyond the pathophysiology, the effects on everyday life fit the model for disease quite well.
I will not be leaving my real name or email, as there are certain implications for giving even the most basic medical information out on the internet and I would rather not deal with them, as your site does generate enough traffic for me to certainly face them. I do recognize this hurts my credibility a bit, but it’s a worthwhile tradeoff to ensure the truth is posted somewhere in here. In reality, you are recklessly promoting a stigma that thoroughly hurts and blocks progress in our efforts to fight opiate addiction. But you are not the problem, it’s our job as physicians, healthcare workers, and educators to stimulate a paradigm shift.
There is no disease that makes you pick out your clothes in the morning, pick out what to eat for breakfast, or pick heroin. Bad decisions are not a disease; they are bad decisions.
Who exactly is the writer of this article to be able to say that being a druggy isn’t a disease. They may have chose it the first time, and everyone has a different reason for that first shot, but they all didn’t choose to continue using it. Their bodies feel like they have to. Reading this made me sick. Thank you to the author for most likely knowing nothing about it and still writing shit like that. Your as bad as the man that took this photo and started a lie. My daughters father is no longer in her life bc the battle is so hard. I chose this and she may hate me in the future for kicking her father to the curve, but I have never touched drugs and I don’t want that shit around my daughter. I by no means feel any pity for them, they did originally make there bed and they know have to lie in it. But they do have a disease. Addiction is a disease. Get a fucking life.
No it’s not. A disease is cancer. Being a junkie is a life choice. You don’t choose cancer. You do choose smack.
THIS IS CALLED S.U.D. SUBSTANCE USE DISORDER. It’s been classified as such. A little research goes a long way! CANCER is a disease. Addiction is a disorder… My fucking head is going to explode if I have to explain this again…
They should call it Substance Abuse Disorder Syndrome. That way the junkies can say they got a case of the SADS.
Much like you fuck head?
It’s a choice. And comparing it to a true terminal disease is fucking atrocious.
Disgusting.
Ah, yes, scaratch tickets. The tax on stupid.
As one who takes naps in my car on my lunch break, I would be so fucking pissed if someone woke me up. It’s happened a few times. Scared the shit out of me. Then again Im not a junkie. Im against the narcans and such. I know this sounds but, but let them die.
Lasties. That means nobody can comment below me.
KneelnBob, go suck a cock. ALL the cocks