Karyn Polito Admits That Her Family Had A Big Graduation Party For 2 Kids, Says She Was There, But It’s OK Because They Were Social Distancing


After 40 minutes of bullshit and fluff about food stamps from Governor Baker at this afternoon’s press conference, a reporter finally did her job and asked Lt. Governor Karyn Polito if she planned on addressing the party at the Polito compound this past Saturday, despite her administration’s directive to stay home. She fully admitted being at the party, threw her brother under the bus, and made up a bunch of excuses for why the rules don’t apply to her.

“You’re referring to the blogpost over the weekend and the answer is no, I did not host a gathering at my home. My brother he is one of the parents in the commonwealth who has two children graduating, one high school and one college and he invited some family to get together. I did stop by to say hello. It was an outdoor gathering, when I was there. It was spread apart, social distancing. Which is allowed under the governor’s order, and with the social guidance we’ve issued. And I would just say that this is going to happen when people want to get together and as the weather improves it’s a natural thing to want to do, and should be done in a manner in which people come together, practice social distancing. And keep it small, which is what happened with my brother’s family.”

Where are all the people who doubted that this was a party? Where are the people who said she wasn’t there? Where are the “muh funeral” people, now that we know it was a graduation party? Awfully quiet.

Keep in mind this woman specifically told citizens to “only go out for essentials.”


And yet she readily admits that a large family gathering took place at the Polito compound, she admits she attended it, and she says it was OK because her brother had two kids graduate. What about the rest of the citizens who you’ve brainwashed into believing are in mortal danger of a virus, and cancelled parties and get togethers? We cancelled my 5 year old daughter’s birthday party because many of my idiot friends actually believe that they’re in danger of catching or spreading the virus if we hang out. I’d gladly attend a party, but everyone else is too chicken shit afraid to get caught at one because of Karyn Polito, so it’s kind of hard to party by yourself.

As for the “social distancing,” you’d have to be a moron to believe the dozens of people in attendance actually stood six feet apart. We have witnesses who saw upwards of 10 teenagers playing basketball, a game where you’re constantly touching each other.

And where were the followups? I can think of a bunch I would’ve asked, starting with, “Why should a business get fined for having people hit golf balls but you and your family can gather in large groups in the same house?”

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P.S. According to Mass General Laws they’re only allowed to have these “orders” in place for 45 days.

We’re in the 70’s now.


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93 Comment(s)
  • Bad Guy
    May 28, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    So now the Police Chief steps down, or retires. Mr. Chief Hester, not up for the job of building a new stations or pushed out?

  • That Neighborhood
    May 27, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Doing some afternoon yardwork…put on the bandana, crappy baseball cap, goggles, and fired up the gas leaf blower…. as a joke, when a car passed by, I took off my hat and bowed.

    I just had 10 job offers!

    “Tyler, who is your mon? I should like to employ him!”

    • whatevuh
      Whining Liberal
      May 27, 2020 at 6:27 pm

      Leaf blower? You’re spreading the fucking virus all over the neighborhood, you asshole !! Someone call the mask nazi’s , stat !

      • Tornado
        May 27, 2020 at 7:07 pm

        The Bull-Fighter does not always win.
        Lo siento mucho,

  • My Name Is Karyn And I Approve Of This Govenor
    May 27, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    In March New Mexico Governor Michelle Grisham locked down her state due to the coronavirus threat.
    New Mexico is ranked 39th out of the 50 states in coronavirus cases.

    But after Grisham locked down the state she made a private call to her favorite jewelry store to make a purchase.
    Of course, she was able to do this because she is the Democrat governor.her story keeps changing but she must be obeyed.

    But now she got caught and is changing her story.

    • Obey The Science
      May 27, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      NM Gov Michelle Lujan Grisham reportedly had a store closed under her lockdown open so she could buy jewelry.

  • Jon Tudor
    May 27, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Rumor has it Leigha Genduso was the bartender at the party.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    May 27, 2020 at 11:03 am

    So lemme get this straight:
    When someone with a hyphenated last name calls someone out for not social distancing, they are a “Karen”, but when turtlestain does it, it’s journalism.

    Have I got that right?

    • D.B. Cooper
      May 27, 2020 at 11:12 am

      No Nadia, you do not have it right.
      TB is pointing out the glaring hypocrisy of the “rulers” whom the rules seem to not apply to.
      Does that help?

  • Eddie
    May 27, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Karyn sure does have some strong Roman features.

  • Genrikh Yagoda
    May 27, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Look, let me make this simple.
    The rules DO NOT apply to those that make the rules. Simple
    When the government tells you to stay in, you stay in.
    When they tell you to wear a mask, you wear a mask.
    When they tell you to get in the boxcar, GET IN THE FUCKING BOXCAR.
    It’s for your safety.

  • Thomas Dolby
    May 27, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Karyn blinded me with “Science”

    • I survived The 80's Without A Mask
      May 27, 2020 at 10:17 am

      I don’t believe it
      There she goes again
      She’s tidied up and I can’t find anything
      All my tubes and wires
      And careful notes
      And antiquated notions
      But, it’s poetry in motion
      And when she turned her eyes to me
      As deep as any ocean
      As sweet as any harmony
      Unh, she’s blinding me with science
      She blinded me with science
      She blinded me with Maskology

  • Jack
    Two of a kind
    May 27, 2020 at 10:06 am

    Polito couldn’t even keep her nose clean. Just like Tim Murray smashing up his car a few years ago. Something in the water in this area?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 27, 2020 at 7:51 am

    The Baker administration doesn’t give a rats ass about anything west of the Boston area.

    Central and Western MA don’t exist on their agenda. They give so much to the eastern part of the state, that it just might fall into the ocean.

    • randiguy2006
      May 27, 2020 at 9:01 am

      News flash….no one cares about western mass. And rightly so.

    • capone181
      Karyn P.
      May 27, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Western MA is very important to us. Just 12 years ago I actually drove through it, on the MA Pike on my way to Albany.

  • Agnes Moorehead
    May 27, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Polito must have to make her mask from a bed sheet to cover her big honker. If you filled her nose with nickels you’d be a millionaire.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 27, 2020 at 4:54 pm

      When she takes a deep breath the wind changes directions

  • Vote out all incumbents
    May 27, 2020 at 4:03 am

    All of our wonderful elected asswipes think we are just a bunch of dumbfucks,they all tell us what to do then they go and do the exact opposite.why is there even a need for a Lt gov.

    • bigdaddy
      Tim Murray
      May 27, 2020 at 7:11 am

      Remember when I was Lt Governor and crashed a car going over 100 MPH? Being Lt Gov means you can do whatever the fuck you want I guess

  • Two grifters
    May 27, 2020 at 1:41 am

    Baker and Polito remind me of then-Governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas and his wife Hillary Rodham, two utterly amoral grifters who had nothing but disdain for the ordinary taxpayers of their state. Interested only in building their personal wealth and political power by any means necessary, whether legal or illegal. Utterly indifferent to the collateral damage they caused to others. The Clintons would be impressed by the Baker/Polito bored indifference to the veterans and other elderly who needlessly have lost their lives to the corona virus. Florida protected their elderly. Baker/Polito deliberately ignored the veterans and elderly here.

  • Polito UnMasked In A Biblical Way
    May 27, 2020 at 12:39 am

    You can’t hide behind a religious mask forever; sooner or later the mask will slip and your true face will be known.

    “’You can’t whisper one thing in private and preach the opposite in public, the day’s coming when those whispers will be repeated all over town.’”

  • Get off the stage
    May 27, 2020 at 12:18 am

    So Polito and Parker are trying to copy the stage act of Fauci and Deborah Birx: Parker tries to sound officious by solemnly repeating memorized numbers he doesn’t understand. Polito shows off her fancy Birx-scarf as she lies about her “family gathering.” What a couple of amateur losers. Don’t forget, these two were the same fakers who caused the seven motorcyclists to die in New Hampshire because they couldn’t be bothered to run the RMV properly.

  • John Forbes Kerry
    May 27, 2020 at 12:02 am

    How dumb is Karyn?
    Even Whittmer of Michigan got the memo.
    Always say it was a botched joke.

  • Charlie Parker
    May 26, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Karyn flaunted the rules and made a mockery of my orders and will be dealt with severly. PERIOD!

  • Damage Control
    May 26, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Reichmarschall Karen is trying to cover her tracks and she’s failing miserably. Good thing americans aren’t stupid and they see right through her hypocrisy.

    • Oops
      May 27, 2020 at 12:12 am

      People see right through it but nothing is ever done about it, and in 48 hours no one will give one fuck about any of this. nothing at all will happen to her, and she wont lose any money or votes over it.

    May 26, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    I know Karen! I totally get it! My brother ALWAYS plans large parties at my house without me knowing… this happens all the time across the Commonwealth, fucking stupid brothers planning parties at their sister’s home… totally believable! Why don’t these turtles learn the facts about stupid brothers (usually toxic men) with boundary/party planning issues?

  • Daria
    May 26, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Sorry K it’s not OK for you to lord it over the commoners and then dismiss the rules for your fam. Either you live by the rules you preach or you should STFU. You’re definitely out now. Charlie doesn’t need your kind of baggage. Too bad you won’t even be able to tell that he’s kissing you bu-bye through the corona mask.

  • G
    May 26, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    “ Keep in mind this woman specifically told citizens to “only go out for essentials.” …and reopened activities. You left out that part.

    • Morons
      May 26, 2020 at 8:47 pm

      For some reason all these dolts want to pretend we’ve been welded into our homes like in Wuhan. Meanwhile in the real world people have been going to the open parks, hiking trails, exercising on the street, at free will. I don’t get the OMG WE’RE ON LOCKDOWN hysteria.

      • Forrest
        May 27, 2020 at 1:30 am

        Are you stupid or something

        • Morons
          May 27, 2020 at 6:32 am

          Just not down for the Oppression Olympics like you snowflakes.

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Lol, look at that gorgeous compound she enjoys with her lovely extended family. Meanwhile AK sits in his leaky basement all alone. What a sad little (literally) lonely man.

    I hope his kids didn’t bother him today.

    • You're the Sad One
      May 26, 2020 at 8:56 pm

      Isn’t it ironic that you come to his blog day after day because you are obsessed with what he is going to write. Who’s the sad little lonely man? I guess it’s you.

  • Jay Inslee
    May 26, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Don’t worry, out here in my great state of Washington, we count gunshot victims as COVID-19 deaths…. we need these numbers inflated to scare the shit out of you!!
    replace “(dot)” with “.”

  • Poops Magee
    May 26, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Got to a bucket in time – thank god! I can report that the bucket is now filled to the absolute brim with fecal bowel movement!

    May 26, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    I’ve been busy. I must have missed the news conference where Charlie and Karyn announced their switch to the Democrat party. When did this happen? It is so easy to get away with hypocrisy when your party is a D.

    • Tom Blackburn
      May 26, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Nope, they’re still proud republicans.

  • The Jig Is Up
    May 26, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Currently, there’s no evidence that having sex in the “doggy style” or “reverse cowgirl” positions can mitigate the risk of contracting COVID-19, which can travel as far as 13 feet. Yet Karyn and Charlie still say DATA is the reason they collectively shoved it up the publics ass sans baby oil

  • Jack
    Fat George
    May 26, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Royalty have their own rules too!

  • Fuck You, Polito!
    May 26, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    The best part of this is all the self-righteous fucking assholes who came to her defense. They proclaimed that TB wasn’t a legit source so it couldn’t have happened. Our state is filled with these fucking sycophants.

  • whatevuh
    May 26, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Who the fuck cares. I do whatever the fuck I want, regardless of what the local, state or federal government says, unless I’m forced to, and even then not always. TB is so fucking jealous of anyone with a high salary and successful career, it just eats at him day and night. Because as we all know, he blew up his ! You’re fucking sickening.

    • Charlie Data
      May 26, 2020 at 5:14 pm

      The Data says you are a filthy cocksucker

      • whatevuh
        May 26, 2020 at 6:15 pm

        kiss my ass you little dickweed

        • The Virgin Connie Swail
          May 26, 2020 at 6:44 pm

          mark the spot as you’re all ass, you cock sucking dildo pilot

          • whatevuh
            May 26, 2020 at 6:53 pm

            TB is so fucking jealous of anyone with a high salary and successful career, it just eats at him day and night. Because as we all know, he blew up his !

        • Whatevuh Nambla Member
          May 26, 2020 at 11:54 pm

          I am not a teenage boy so you wouldnt be intrested

    • TB Owns You Bitch, but "Whatevuh"
      May 26, 2020 at 9:03 pm

      Click, click, click. Keep clicking on the TB stories, you dumb fuck, he’s got you right where he wants you. if you thing he sucks so bad why do you come back all the time? Do you really think you’re going to convince him to give up his blog, or convince others that he’s not worth reading? Likely not, but you’re obviously too fucking stupid to figure that out.

      • whatevuh
        May 26, 2020 at 10:13 pm

        Sucks to hear the truth doesn’t it? Let me enlighten you, ignorant little man, he doesn’t read the comments, he doesn’t give a shit what you say or anyone else says, he doesn’t read them ! He’s a broken little man who blew up his career, and now shits on anyone and everyone he can to inflate his ego, to make himself feel better about himself. He hates seeing wealthy, successful people, because he knows he can never be that person. He fucked up a 70K job and he hates himself for it.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 26, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Many businesses still closed but liquor stores were deemed essential.

    All you need to know about the leaders.

    May 26, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    The Data says that Covid wouldnt be near my house so I could have a graduation party based on my Data.
    My Data also says that its not safe for you to have s party for graduation at your house.
    Obey the Data science.

  • Dunning-Kearn-ey Effect
    May 26, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Lots of reading comprehension issues here, starting with Dumb Uncle Turtleboy himself.

    Hey moron, you quoted a law that only pertains to governance of the MBTA as should be readily obvious by reading the first fucking sentence.

    Aside from “turtle riders” you’re the actual stupidest person alive.

    • Ugly Cunts Climbing Out From Under Rocks
      May 26, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      The DATA doesnt make sense. There is no SCIENCE behind it.

      Turtleboy rattled the hornets nest.

  • Frig off KAREN
    May 26, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Truly disgusting that she thinks it’s okay to have a “graduation party” when telling us commoners we cannot hold weddings or funerals.

    She actually needs to resign. Right now. Today.

  • The State takes care of those it loves
    May 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Does anyone doubt that the taxpayers paid for the “family gathering”? The graduation party was an investment in the future of Massachusetts.

  • Frank
    May 26, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    I am going to have large cookouts this summer with no social distancing and if anyone tries to wear a mask they will not be allowed on my property.

    • Sign Me Up
      May 26, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      Count me in Frank, when and where? We should all bring masks and burn them.

      • Linda
        May 26, 2020 at 10:52 pm

        Invite me. I’ll go. A mask burning party sounds great. Send all that virus up in smoke, like burning poison ivy.

  • Frank
    May 26, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Baker needs to host town hall events all over mass and he dosnt get to choose the people who attend or the questions asked, they shut down the entire fucking state with no end in sight only taking questions from hack media. How about you take questions from people that are impacted by YOUR decisions you coward

  • Old Lake Rat
    May 26, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    I grew up with inner-tubes, Evinrudes, and bongs,
    then saw the girls on Sea-Doo’s, with reggeaton and thongs

  • The Mass. communist party in full swing
    May 26, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    She sounds like the sister of North Korea’s Kim Jong-un. Never question the second in command of the Dear Leader. That impertinent reporter who dared to ask about the family gathering committed a crime against the state and will be sent for re-education.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 26, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    At least someone had the gonads to ask her. Hats off to them.

    What a self righteous skank she is.

  • Karyn "Lesley Gore" Polito
    May 26, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to….

  • Deborah Brix
    May 26, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Lose the scarf bitch thats my shtick

  • .
    May 26, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Why isn’t she in jail yet — for *something*….

  • Landon photo doctor Steele
    May 26, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Word on the DM circuit is circulating that leigha gendusos dog bite photos are photoshopped and fake AF. Hurry up and donate guys!

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    May 26, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    I hope turtleboy was wearing his mask and social distancing when he wrote this article otherwise we will have to administer a $300 fine next time he enters Boston.

  • You fk’n Hypocrite !!!
    May 26, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Where and what are the repercussions/punishments for this absolute pinnacle example of governmental and political elite hypocrisy and absolution of legal equality !!! This is a friggin’ despicable display of the “us vs them” mindset of these horrible, fascistic tyrants . These people are disgusting and a disgrace to our Forefathers and Constitution with their political elitism.

    • hartf811
      Whats that smell?
      May 26, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      Comrade, your rules were never intended for me and my friends at the Dacha.
      You are little people. You must follow the rules.
      We are the elites.
      We make the rules, you follow them.
      That I look like an aardvark and my job is to hold Charlie Parkers little schlong when he pees and that I’ve gone down on Leigh Genduso after a few white wines should not be held against me.

    • Vote or Move
      May 26, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      The only recourse is the ballot box if you want to stay in this fucked-up state. You vote the fucking cunts out and give someone else a chance to fuck things up. It is either that or move out of the state. I am looking into that right now.

  • ScamDemic 2nd In Command Busted
    May 26, 2020 at 3:10 pm


  • Michael Collings
    May 26, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    You could hear the fear and shame in her voice.

  • free breather
    May 26, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    crickets take the masks off and apologize losers.

  • Solidarity is
    May 26, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    How we all can’t stand this new scrolling stalker ad and we avoid it like the plague. Because of this we don’t even know what it’s for. It’s only increased my awareness of Walmart with that symbol, and they certainly don’t need the free advertising . I hope the winner that paid for it realizes they flushed their money

    • Ads Suck
      May 26, 2020 at 9:16 pm

      Download Ad Blocker Plus, it’s free and that ad and the others will be gone. I had the same issue and now scroll away without any interference.

      • poopship14
        Boognish was rising up from the mist
        May 27, 2020 at 6:17 am

        Yep, add block plus is great, blocked 165 items on this page alone.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 26, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Meanwhile the public swimming area up the street was closed off to all the spics waiting with their bathing suits (basketball shorts and neon t-shirts)

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    This is why we need more democrats. These Republicans are liars!!!

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 26, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      They are indeed liars but are also functional Democrats.

  • Arnold S
    May 26, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Open the gyms already what the fuck, some of us actually enjoy being in good shape and exercising. People can go to church but I can’t go to the gym by myself for an hour and a half a few days a week and wipe the equipment down when I’m done with it? Fuuuuuuuuck off!

    • Karen
      May 26, 2020 at 3:14 pm

      Fuck you SATAN!!!
      I left the essential liquor stores open for you the whole time.

      • Satan
        May 26, 2020 at 3:17 pm

        Karen…. what the hell?!

      • Church Lady
        May 26, 2020 at 3:22 pm

        Isn’t that special?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 26, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Although she’s on the wrong side of the aisle, she still is a government official! What don’t you people get? The rules don’t apply to us! We are above you! smh.

  • randiguy2006
    May 26, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    OK Karen, you have snitched on her. Great. I guess.

    • The logical Libertarian
      May 26, 2020 at 2:51 pm

      Hypocrites are the worst. She needed to be called out. Thankfully Turtleboy is around to do it.

      • Except
        May 26, 2020 at 4:47 pm

        Any one of us could’ve done the same thing this weekend.

        • There Before The Grace Of God Go I
          May 26, 2020 at 5:39 pm

          Piss poor excuse karyn

        • InsertScreenNameHere
          Exception to Except...
          May 27, 2020 at 1:31 am

          Yes, many of us were doing the same thing this weekend, BUT with the critical difference that we are NOT alleged “leaders” who have been getting on the news DAILY specifically ordering people to NOT do what we then did…

          • Lt. Hippocrit
            May 27, 2020 at 10:10 am

            I have your IP address. Charlie and I will deal with you later.
            You are getting a big fine for questioning the questionable “science’

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