Karyn Polito Changes The Rules, Says You Can Go To Large Graduation Parties If They’re Outside, Portly State Rep Paul Frost White Knights For Her


The other night Lt. Governor Karyn Party Polito was asked by a reporter during a live stream if her friend’s kids could have a graduation party, because they’ve gotten mixed messages about Polito announced that she attended a graduation party at her brother’s house over the weekend. Listen starting at the 10:15 mark.

How did this woman ever get elected to anything? I’ve never seen someone this bad at politics before.

Just to be clear, the guidelines that she came up with clearly state that gatherings have to for less than 10 people in phase 1. There’s also a “safer at home advisory listed.”

But now she’s moving the goal posts because SHE got caught violating her own orders.

“The governor has an order around gatherings from up to 10 in indoor and confined spaces.”

Can you please point out where it says that the under 10 rules only applies to “indoor and confined spaces?”

I must’ve missed that part.

“Some families are choosing to have a small intimate family gathering outdoors where they can socially distance and use their common sense and be respectful to each other. That is permissable under the governor’s order.”

No bitch, it’s just your family. Everyone else did as you told them to do and gave up the idea of having parties. And there isn’t a single person who believes that you all socially distanced, stayed outside, or wore masks.

My question is, where is the condemnation from State Reps and Senators? Paul Frost is a State Rep and like Polito he is technically a member of the Republican party.

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Frosty was featured on Turtleboy three years ago when he voted AGAINST a huge pay raise for State Reps, got praised for doing the right thing, but then accepted the raise anyway because he knew it would be passed. This was his excuse.

“I don’t believe that I should receive less pay than somebody else who voted for the bill,” he said. “So they get the bonus but I’m not allowed to get that bonus because I took the right vote? No, I don’t agree with that. I did the right thing three times, as opposed to a person who did the wrong thing three times, yet I should be devalued in my work or in my position to my Democrat counterpart? I don’t think that’s fair to my family and to the district as a whole.”

No bitch, the right thing to do would be turning down the raise. At least the other hacks who voted for the raise were ballsy enough to put their name on it. You knew it would pass, you wanted the raise, AND you wanted to look like the good guy. All you really are is a fraud.

As you can see from his sign, he’s also a Baker/Polito stooge, and he’s making up excuses for her left and right about the party.

Do you have reason to doubt her? How bout the fact that she tried to hide the fact that she attended this party at her family compound in the first place!

She said she didn’t host the party? Who cares if she hosted it? She admitted to being there. Her presence there alone was a violation of her own order, but apparently this doesn’t bother Paul Frost.

What a FRAUD this tubby asshole is.

Someone brought up a good point – by Karyn Polito’s standards people can still have parties for their crotch fruits, just as long as she gets invited to “stop by.”

But Paul K. Frost was too dumb and desperate for approval from Karyn Polito that it went way over his head.

He also doesn’t believe she’d do what she admitted to doing because someone would leak it to the media.

Except someone did leak it to the media because they had so many cars parked outside that it was blatantly obvious a party was going on.

He also fell for her bullshit about just “stopping by” and “practicing social distancing outside.”

It all makes sense now. Karyn Polito stopped by her brother’s house where dozens of people were hanging out and non-family members were seen playing basketball outside, she didn’t hug anyone, and then maybe after she left they relaxed the rules. Yes, that is what happened for sure Paul.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Bad Guy
    May 31, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Ask the Polito that ran into a Construction site on the lake, after dark, at 40 mph. Drunk. He’ll know. She has never been in a TV shot, without the Gov there too. Always knows how to get in the picture view finder. Messed up this time.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 31, 2020 at 8:14 am

    How much of this is going to be used for political purposes to reshape society? That is, to change the way we live, work, and socialize. The guidelines for restaurants specify that bar areas should be reconfigured to permit table seating. That means no more bars. Yet, you can still get on an airplane and fly from NYC to San Francisco, and you can still shop in a crowded Wal-Mart, but you can’t gather for a wedding or for a funeral. Another thing that will disappear are private clubs.

    • Speakeasy Joe
      May 31, 2020 at 8:50 am

      I heard it from a guy that bars and private clubs will just go underground, because some already did.

      It’s not like enterprising Americans haven’t done this sort of thing before….

      • Independent Thinker
        May 31, 2020 at 9:11 am

        Very interesting points because I remember in April, WHO, which is really just a political organization disguised as a health agency wanted to ban the sale of alcohol during this pandemic, which while bad, wasn’t as bad as was initially forecast. The hospitals are furloughing doctors and nurses. That normally wouldn’t happen during a pandemic, but their occupancy rates are low and the profits are down.

  • Mahty Walsh (drunk)
    May 31, 2020 at 6:36 am

    The reverse cowgirl practitioner is one dumbass broad.
    One can tell it’s reverse cowgirl because the thumb bruises are on the back of her waist and the finger bruises are on the front

  • AJ Baker
    May 31, 2020 at 1:13 am

    I mean, I’d still grope that.

    • Charlie Baker
      May 31, 2020 at 7:07 am

      I’ve booked an appointment with the eye doctor, AJ.

  • Fat Fuck Paul
    May 30, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    Hi my name is Paul Frost
    My friends call me 5 by 5 because I’m 5 feet tall and 5 feet wide
    On the weekends I like to spend time sucking my negroe boyfriends hog

    Vote for me

  • Renfrie
    May 30, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    Hi my name is Paul frost
    I’m running for state rep
    My hobbies are eating deep fried foods
    All you can eat ice cream buffets
    And sucking my biyfriends big black cock on the weekends

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's bastard child
    May 30, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Who can party with all the global warming anyway? Just plain poor optics, even if fine print allows it … When you are more equal than others then you party !

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    May 30, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    “Can you please point out where it says that the under 10 rules only applies to “indoor and confined spaces?””

    Sure. How about from the original order:

    “This Order does not prohibit gatherings of more than 10 people in an unenclosed, outdoor space”

    Reading is fundamental.

  • randiguy2006
    May 30, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Wow I love her compound. Maybe someday if AK keeps working one hour a day re-posting internet stories, he too could afford such a nice place.

    Just kidding, he’s gonna die in his little filthy basement complaining about god knows what.

  • Landon photo doctor Steele
    May 30, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Why no article on gendusos photoshopped dog bite photos and fake gofundme?

    Oh yeah you are her friend now.
    Make sure you donate guys!

  • Sly Micauck
    May 29, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    The only people who can get away with wearing a short sleeve dress shirt and a tie are:

    1) High school science teachers
    2) Used car salesmen
    3) Jehovah’s Witnesses

    • Dwight Schrute
      May 30, 2020 at 8:37 am


      I also, make a short sleeve dress shirt look good.

      • Moes
        May 30, 2020 at 2:21 pm

        In Mustard.

      • Leeann
        May 31, 2020 at 11:31 am

        Beat me to it!!

  • Jack
    Fat George
    May 29, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    If one knows how the state operates. This is a prime example. When a issue like this arises and someone gets busted for it. They come back to make a new rule to try to cover themselves. Polito is the average state clone obviously!

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 29, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    Love the new dining experience we’ll be offered. Removable barriers between dining parties, limited guests, masks and so on. And nothing says neurotic like going out bowling and having someone rush behind you to sanitize what you just touched. New normal, eh? Fuck you!

    • Progressive Politician #446547
      May 30, 2020 at 7:29 am

      It’s only until you vote for the right candidate in November. You chose poorly in 2016 and you must be punished.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 29, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Karyn with a y makes it move.

    • Young Tom Morris
      May 30, 2020 at 7:31 am

      Your bowels, Dad?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        May 30, 2020 at 8:43 am

        We need to have a talk, son.

  • CONN
    May 29, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Michael Jackson was so ahead of his time with wearing masks and was very thoughtful that he didn’t want to potentially get those kids sick while he was molesting them.

    • I see
      May 29, 2020 at 10:25 pm

      So you didn’t get sick then, that’s good.

  • Charlie Parker
    May 29, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I can see why the naggers are rioting in the streets. I will counteract by forcing more law abiding whites to stay home cower and go broke.

  • Time to tare and feather the rino's too
    May 29, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Frosty dude shes not going to fuck you!
    You look like the type of dude who tries too lure children into the service corridor behind the shoe store you work at using pokemon cards. Time for you to resign too! You short, fat, little shit.

  • Politicians
    May 29, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    All politicians are self serving snakes in the grass

  • Betty
    May 29, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Oh TB, stop that shit. He of course doesn’t turn down the raise, much like you wouldn’t and shouldn’t.

    Im dead against the whole unemployment mechanism. Its a serious cash cow for the government, and a yobs program for all the dead weight at the career centers. But if Im unemployed, damn straight I’m going to get the UI benefits.

    For any government grabs, if you qualify honestly, youre going to take the benefit whether its against your principles or not 100 out of 100 times. If theyre standing on the street corner giving out money and you dont take it, youre a fool.

    • Crank
      May 29, 2020 at 7:11 pm

      Lick my balloon knot Betty

    • Shut up Betty
      May 29, 2020 at 9:28 pm

      Betty go suck a fucking egg will ya.

    • Nikko Jenkins
      May 30, 2020 at 2:36 am

      Eat a bag of dicks.

  • Bloop
    May 29, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Short sleeve button down. Holy shit guy. Looks like he just got off work from Gary’s Shoes in the New Market mall. Also fuuuuuuck polito and the tall drink of fuckface in the corner office. When good people reach their limit with this horseshit things are going to get messy.

  • Michael Jordan
    May 29, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Any updates on the 3 point shooter at stop and fap?

  • randiguy2006
    May 29, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    You sure showed him.

    May 29, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    It’s a great shame when our Public Servants assume the role of Lords and Masters over us. An even larger shame is when we allow it.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 29, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Paul (AKA Frosty), rhetoric is no substitute for reality. The world doesn’t need another informational hypochondriac.

    There is no way to put the genie back in the bottle, she got caught, plain and simple.

    Paul Frost a Polito myrmidon. With all sorts of absurd justifications.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 30, 2020 at 8:53 am

      You like to slip her your spring roll, Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 30, 2020 at 7:24 pm

        Where you been Ho Li Phuk?

        I think she make good Geisha girl, I have her work the back booths.

  • Real Americans
    May 29, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    The dumbest cunt to ever walk the planet. Real science doesnt change every few days depending upon what you order. Shove the mask and rules up your rancid hole you inarticulate flunky bitch

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 29, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Paul Frost, another inert (rhino) gas bag.

    Go lick Karyn’s feet Paul.

  • Polito keeps digging
    May 29, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Polito’s new “interpretation” makes a lot of sense against the cancellation of the Boston Marathon. You know that if a couple of Polito’s relatives had been scheduled to run in in the Marathon, it would have been allowed to proceed. The “Polito exception.” Listening to Polito’s idiocy, it’s becoming increasingly clear how the RMV managed to kill seven motorcyclists in NH (and probably many others whose crashes haven’t been reported). When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging….

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    May 29, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    “Rules! Rules!”
    “We don’t need no stinking rules!”
    State Politburo =Check
    Low Rent Kennedy Compound in Smellsbury = Check
    Keeps paycheck for nodding her head and collecting money for Charlie Parker during a global pandemic = Check
    Do as I say not as I do = Check
    Got a “Mr. Frosty” to take the bullet = Check
    She says “Da” or “Nyet” in answering questions in the near future, Fuck it, I’m hiring a bent-noser with a scoped hunting rifle.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 29, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    I demand an investigation into Paul Frost. Solely on the basis that he looks like a kid fucked

  • The moose party
    May 29, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Time to seek a poll on the need for a Lt gov in the commonwealth of assachusetts.the job is not needed and never has been.

    • Ted took Lead
      May 29, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      It was the BULL moose party, and he finished the damned speech

  • Danny Elfman
    May 29, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Fucking Oingo Boingo

  • Truth
    May 29, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    We have a two party state. Democrats and Democrats who cannot win a Democrat primary.

    • High hat club
      May 29, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      Damn beat me to it. I was gonna say the only Republicans in this state are to busy working to run for office. I would wager my peasant salary that her family had knows why the house with no power on the island they bought burnt down in the middle of the winter when it was raining outside. The Polito name is not an clean one for sure.

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