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As you know, freedom and truth come with a cost. When you have a blog that is dedicated to stating what others are afraid to report, you are bound to rub some people the wrong way. We’ve made many enemies over the years – the McGovern Crime Family, Buffalo, Colrain – but we have never seen a foe quite like former Fitchburg Mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch.
We wrote about this winner yesterday. Apparently he’s well known around town to bad mouth the police, complain about the “good ol’ boys,” and leave long-winded conspiracy theories all over the Facebook machine. Well evidently he reads Turtleboy Sports because he was none too happy with us and sent us an angry message this morning threatening to sue.
Of course this got us juiced up because we LOVE imaginary Internet lawsuits from unlicensed gypsy Internet lawyers. So we posted his message on the Facebook machine and the next thing you know we found out Facebook removed it:
Big, tough guy Kevin, reporting Facebook posts he doesn’t like. His poor delicate feelings!! Oh yea, and our Facebook page is suspended for a week:
No big deal. It’s not like we have 24,000 followers on there who we can no longer communicate with or anything like that. Luckily that is why we have this Free Turtleboy Facebook page and our Twitter. If you have liked the Turtleboy Sports page but not this page then it’s hard to call yourself a real Turtle Rider. Facebook has the power to arbitrarily shut down pages so we must always have this Turtle fallout shelter.
Anyway, if you thought Colrain was bad, wait until you see the number this guy did on the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page today:
Well, he seems stable. Good thing this guy somehow managed to get over 1,000 votes for City Council in 2015!!!
Seriously? I can understand if 15-20 people voted for him just because…fuck it. But 1,025?? Jesus H. Christ if two of these people die than Kevin Lynch will someone have influence over policy in Fitchburg!!! This is why democracy scares the shit out of me.
Oh yea, and raise your hand if you got a personal message from Kevin Lynch today for liking the blog about him on our Facebook page:
Because he literally goes through every single person who liked the blog and analyzes everything about them:
Wow, this guy is a real gumshoe!!! Evidently Worcester County Sheriff Lew Evangelidis is getting back at this guy by having three mutual friends with a guy who liked a Facebook post. Sounds like Kevin Lynch had himself a nice and productive day of work today!!
Anyway, our beef with Facebook remains the same – they are a billion dollar company with no employees. They are the reason Bernie Sanders is popular. They are rolling in cash and their customer service is nonexistent. And conseuqnetly when you “report” a page, you basically have a 1% chance of Facebook’s computer generated system deciding whether or not to shut down that page. Do we have to use Facebook? No. But they lure you by telling you to promote your business with them. And then when you build your business up they arbitrarily shut you down. If I was an Internet lawyer I’d sue, but until then we’ll just keep posting on the Free Turtleboy page. Don’t be a dooshnozzle like Kevin Lynch. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page.
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