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Kevin Lynch Is The Greatest Turtleboy Villain Ever And He Got Our Facebook Page Shut Down For A Week

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As you know, freedom and truth come with a cost. When you have a blog that is dedicated to stating what others are afraid to report, you are bound to rub some people the wrong way. We’ve made many enemies over the years – the McGovern Crime Family, Buffalo, Colrain – but we have never seen a foe quite like former Fitchburg Mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch.

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We wrote about this winner yesterday. Apparently he’s well known around town to bad mouth the police, complain about the “good ol’ boys,” and leave long-winded conspiracy theories all over the Facebook machine. Well evidently he reads Turtleboy Sports because he was none too happy with us and sent us an angry message this morning threatening to sue.

Of course this got us juiced up because we LOVE imaginary Internet lawsuits from unlicensed gypsy Internet lawyers. So we posted his message on the Facebook machine and the next thing you know we found out Facebook removed it:

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Big, tough guy Kevin, reporting Facebook posts he doesn’t like. His poor delicate feelings!! Oh yea, and our Facebook page is suspended for a week:

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No big deal. It’s not like we have 24,000 followers on there who we can no longer communicate with or anything like that. Luckily that is why we have this Free Turtleboy Facebook page and our Twitter. If you have liked the Turtleboy Sports page but not this page then it’s hard to call yourself a real Turtle Rider. Facebook has the power to arbitrarily shut down pages so we must always have this Turtle fallout shelter.

Anyway, if you thought Colrain was bad, wait until you see the number this guy did on the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page today:

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Well, he seems stable. Good thing this guy somehow managed to get over 1,000 votes for City Council in 2015!!!

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Seriously? I can understand if 15-20 people voted for him just because…fuck it. But 1,025?? Jesus H. Christ if two of these people die than Kevin Lynch will someone have influence over policy in Fitchburg!!! This is why democracy scares the shit out of me.

Oh yea, and raise your hand if you got a personal message from Kevin Lynch today for liking the blog about him on our Facebook page:

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Because he literally goes through every single person who liked the blog and analyzes everything about them:

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Wow, this guy is a real gumshoe!!! Evidently Worcester County Sheriff Lew Evangelidis is getting back at this guy by having three mutual friends with a guy who liked a Facebook post. Sounds like Kevin Lynch had himself a nice and productive day of work today!!

Anyway, our beef with Facebook remains the same – they are a billion dollar company with no employees. They are the reason Bernie Sanders is popular. They are rolling in cash and their customer service is nonexistent. And conseuqnetly when you “report” a page, you basically have a 1% chance of Facebook’s computer generated system deciding whether or not to shut down that page. Do we have to use Facebook? No. But they lure you by telling you to promote your business with them. And then when you build your business up they arbitrarily shut you down. If I was an Internet lawyer I’d sue, but until then we’ll just keep posting on the Free Turtleboy page. Don’t be a dooshnozzle like Kevin Lynch. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page.

 

 

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • WIKKED_TWISTED
    February 21, 2016 at 11:03 am

    Really Kevin?

  • Swedish Chef
    February 16, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    This fellow just needs a nice deep dicking.

  • bella
    February 15, 2016 at 1:48 am

    So glad I moved out of the dirty burg and never looked back place is a breeding ground for the unstable

  • Squirtleboy
    February 14, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Yeah this is the type of person people should vote for

  • BlackandWhite
    February 14, 2016 at 11:33 am

    Wow. KL guy sounds COMPLETELY unstable.
    Yowza!

  • Real name Jose ortize / bones/ fuckturtleboys
    February 14, 2016 at 10:40 am

    You guys talk tuff let’s see how tuff you guys are come meet me in leominster fight factory 5 to 9 I’m looking on beating on some internet bitches I haven’t put someone to sleep in a few months or twisted someone’s arms. Kevin Lynch I’ll let you know if any of these pussy ass internet bitches shows up. Show up and stop hiding on false fake names and come get you ass knocked for a few

  • just nick
    February 14, 2016 at 9:58 am

    If I have ever seen someone in need of anger management intervention it’s Kevin Lynch. Or as we find in social media these days just “another internet tough guy”.

  • mbronzo
    February 14, 2016 at 9:40 am

    This fucking guy needs to tell people how tough he is? Every one of us has a lambs rising to lions story in our past, Fortunately we possess the proper chromosome structure to live everyday without the anger and rage. we don’t need to live our lives as a victims. Whats wrong in this guys head?

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    February 14, 2016 at 8:51 am

    This is obviously the result of the decimation of the mental health system in Massachusetts. This dude should be committed for life.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    February 14, 2016 at 8:24 am

    this is your brain on steroids . . . .

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      February 14, 2016 at 11:16 pm

      More like your brain on Natty Ice.

  • Dgaf
    February 14, 2016 at 6:23 am

    What a nut job.

  • whatevuh
    what
    February 14, 2016 at 6:18 am

    why is this faggot relevant ?

    • UsualSuspect
      UsualSuspect
      February 14, 2016 at 10:24 am

      You sound just about as intelligent as Kevin with that comment.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    February 14, 2016 at 1:45 am

    This guy sounds exactly like the patients at work… unbalanced, paranoid, with a major chip on his shoulder. That’s not to say that I necessarily think that mental illness explains this entirely, as I’m not sure any amount of Haldol could take this special sort of crazy away.

  • MommaH
    February 14, 2016 at 1:21 am

    Politics, whether they are Republican or Democratic, they all just tell the public what they want to hear. People believe what they want to believe. Anyone running for a political position should know before hand that their opponents are going to bring up any kind of dirt they can to make each other look like piece of shit…pretty sad that any politician has to put up with any of the BS, but, you all know what your getting yourselves into. If you make it through the run without getting bashed, then good for you. The way I see it, when a politician can’t handle the pressure of it all, then they shouldn’t be elected, especially when they lash out like a crazed lunatic.

  • MommaH
    February 13, 2016 at 11:07 pm

    Turtleboy, looks like you really out did yourself with this one. He sounds like a raving loonatic on massive steroids. Like, are you mad Bro. He obviously don’t have anything better to do than to intimidate Turtleboy fans. May the force be with you.

    • Kevin Lynch
      February 14, 2016 at 12:45 am

      Just a guy that don’t like being fucked with.
      The world’s a funny place. I remember my first fight. I was like 9. The older kid kept pushing me around all the time, he was taller than me. He was bullying me. He would smack me and chuckle.
      So one day, he began his smacking and chuckling and I just went crazy on him. I had him bashing his head off the concert floor of the garage at the church yard.
      They pulled me off him, the same kids who were saying,”are you going to keep allowing to smack you around were now stating “geeze, you didn’t have to do all that to him.
      So, life as an adult is the same thing. This coward pos wants to harrass me with some bullshit after corrupt cops had their way with me. So, I stand up for myself asking why are you printing those lies about me? Why are you knowingly using you own lies twisting the truth?
      I call the pos a coward and now yourself who has some gangster talk steps to the plate. So, are you gangster or are you a racist pos like turtleboy? Are you a lying mother fucker like him?
      Or are you just a freak troll who enjoys jumping on the bandwagon filled with powerful corrupt government?
      It is like Republicans, they are pro life but then they like stories that depict cops hunting people of color down like deer in the scope?
      The Republican wants less government but then they polish the balls of the corrupt cop,judge,firefighter and or politician.

      I just cannot call it you? Are you guys government sheep or not?? Figure it out already will ya.

      • BobnMic
        February 14, 2016 at 1:45 am

        To Kevin Lynch: Show proof that the FPD is all that you claim it to be. If not then your just another rabble rouser just like the BLM bullshit claiming that all police are scum.

        Do you know why this phenomenon is occurring in this day and age? It is because police are better trained and equipped than ever before, along with technology, and criminals are getting caught. Pure and simple criminals are getting caught.

        So the criminals get pissed off and lash out in an attempt to turn the tables in an effort to cleverly persuade the populous that they are the victims and the highly trained police are at fault.

        Well guess what fuckhead – We aint buying it. Nobody is buying it. You suck and everybody knows it. Get a fucking clue will ya?

      • John Wick
        February 14, 2016 at 10:52 am

        Irony:

        Kevin calls out “corrupt cops, judges etc”…

        …but is voting for Hilary.

        That should tell you everything you need to know about this guy.

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          February 14, 2016 at 11:15 pm

          Him being a Hillary supporter almost makes me want to vote Trump.

      • Cleghorn
        February 14, 2016 at 7:27 pm

        Hey Kev, sorry about what happened to you. You didn’t ask for it. It wasn’t your fault.

      • Southie4Life
        February 15, 2016 at 2:55 pm

        Hey Kevin, remember that time when you, your brother, and a bunch of other lowlifes ganged up on an unarmed man and beat him to death with golf clubs? You don’t seem like you’ve changed.

      • WIKKED_TWISTED
        February 21, 2016 at 11:06 am

        You are a fucking joke! Not one person in the burg wants to be associated with you or your crap! You cry about untruths, how about the shit you’re talking about? Some of the people you’re accusing for things have nothing to do with any of it. By you tossing their names around just makes you lose credibility. You’re a fucking lunatic and need to be put away.

  • Cleghorn
    February 13, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    Kevin Lynch used to have an extra baby toe on each foot. You can still see the scar from when it was removed.

  • Turtle Educator
    February 13, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    i run a TB appreciation site, and he had the NERVE TO POST A SWASTIKA ON MY FAN PAGE.
    clearly kevin lynch should be lynched.
    he’s some sort of special isn’t he?

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 13, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    I never get any heat when one of these whack jobs goes on a tangent. Toiling in the shadows…

    Maybe it’s because I’m not as colorful as Bret Kiloran.

    • BobnMic
      February 13, 2016 at 7:23 pm

      Wabbitt my man you owned this last debate. That turned out to be the best part of the whole story last time! Go get em’ again. Signed, Tasmanian Devil…

  • Fuckturtleboys
    February 13, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    It looks like they a bunch of puss they hide behind there computers to talk trash and put fales stores of people. They cyber bitches

    • BobnMic
      February 13, 2016 at 6:33 pm

      Wow, lots of Mental Illness in the Burg these days huh?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      February 13, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      Are you seriously using a pseudonym to call people out for using pseudonyms?

      That’s some amazing logic.

  • Kevin lynch
    February 13, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    This is how turtleboy does it. Not done yet turtlebitch as it has just begun.
    You enjoy running your slanderous mouth? You created a story with your lies. You are a fucking coward. You enjoy remaining anonymous because you are afraid. I will go one on one with you in an interview and debate live turtlepuss.

    • TargetPractice
      February 13, 2016 at 6:24 pm

      LOL this clown is like the entire town of Colrain, combined into one super retard

    • biff
      February 13, 2016 at 8:00 pm

      Bro, do you even lift?

  • Fuckturtleboys
    February 13, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    This site is the worst posting fales information on people that you don’t even know. This site should be shut down.with scums like this writing about people and bashing them not knowing what people have been through or going through in there life. Ya write things that ain’t true to make ya page look good and to get more people in your ban wagon. Fuck your page

    • Kevin lynch
      February 13, 2016 at 6:21 pm

      That is exactly what he did to me. The coward fucked with the wrong person though.
      He will see civil action. He totally used false information. He is a fucking coward.

      • Fitchburg-shuffle
        February 13, 2016 at 7:24 pm

        False info? It all of your posts dipshit!

      • biff
        February 13, 2016 at 7:58 pm

        “He will see civil action”

        Dude I saw that film too! Travolta was fantastic.

      • Kevynch Lin
        February 15, 2016 at 1:39 am

        Talk to yourself much, Kevdog?

  • Fat Finger Lou
    February 13, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Wow! Angry, vindictive… and steroids.

    The Dirty Burg Lives!

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