This is Szymon Twarog, a grown man who lives in his Mom’s house in Holden.
Szymon, whose Mom is so broke she couldn’t afford to buy a vowel on the day he was born, recently went full Karen on a Holden cop and attempted to shame the public servant on the Facebook machine.
“RiSkS pEoPlEs LiVeS”
I just can’t get over what a nation of pussies we have become. Imagine thinking that your life was being “risked” because another human being near you wasn’t wearing a mask? Of course no one actually believes that, because if they did they would NEVER leave their house under any circumstances. If there was a virus out there that made people zombies who ate your face off if they didn’t have a mask on, except they looked like regular people so you had no idea who had the virus and who didn’t, would you ever go out? I sure as fuck wouldn’t, because I’m not risking my face getting eaten by a zombie. It’s essentially the same thing here. If people were really truly scared that commie cold would kill them if someone breathed it on them, and you couldn’t tell who had it and who didn’t (most are asymptomatic), then no one would risk interacting with other human beings under any circumstances.
But this asshole clearly is not scared in the least bit because he sought out this cop, got within six feet of him, and allowed the cop to breathe commie cold all over him. According to Scissors McGee here he actually tracked the cop down as he ran away, which is a weird thing to do if you’re afraid of getting a deadly disease from someone.
First of all, we don’t know that this cop doesn’t wear a mask regularly, not that it matters. But this idea that you’re some hero who is “protecting people” by smothering yourself with a piece of cloth made in a Laotian sweatshop is so 2020 it hurts.
But wait, it gets better.
He wasn’t wearing a mask himself. Think about what a moron this nudnik is, and then remember that he can vote on election day and there are millions of people like him. He thinks that the mask is only worn to prevent you from spreading it to other people. He doesn’t think that it also protects you from inhaling commie cold, because apparently he believes the virus enters your respiratory system via your glory hole.
Now Kielbasa Karen is trying to get the cop fired.
“I have nothing to lose.”
He’s not wrong about that. After all, he lives in his Mom’s house and his “business” called Midnight Munchies-Late Night Food went out of business years ago. Evidently a guy making pierogis at a bar he doesn’t own on Water Street isn’t the great idea he thought it would be.
He actually had a cooking show for his “business,” in which he swore at a fish and complained about how horrible his “employees” were while wearing some sort of oversized soiled jizzrag.
Are those underpants hanging on the wall? I’d be surprised if he didn’t have underpants hanging on his wall.
Now he says he’s demanding that the cop apologize or else he’ll end his career, because “I’m that mother fucker.”
Literally. He lives with his Mom after all.
Meanwhile, he’s a big tough guy making vague threats about killing cops if they keep shooting rapists like Jacob Blake.
Why bother getting violent with the cops though? You could get blood on your oversized jizzrag and Mom won’t be able to get the stain out in the wash. All you have to do is just take your mask off and they’re dead in five minutes anyway. Ya know, because of science.
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What a TOUCH HOLE, sick of these cellphone tough guys.
So Turtleboy supports cops writing tickets(legalized theft) for “crimes” they themselves are committing. I think that’s the logic behind why these people are burning down cities. If cops can break the “law” and face no consequences why can’t they?
I understand you back the blue and all, but you could do so with some logic. Maybe not support all the reasons cops are justifiably hated? You know be a person, just because you’ve been programmed to root for evil Republican politicians instead of evil Democrat politicians doesn’t mean you can’t have an opinion that sways from the masses.
You’re just as bad as the looney liberals, you don’t have any thoughts of your own, just follow the party line and have no thought or opinion that differs from what you’re told your opinion should be.
Underpants on the wall! Uncontrolled laughter for a few moments. Thanks TB and crew for the great humorous reporting and commentary
This twunt needs a Meatmen-style Stomp to the cranial area.
Somebody out there owes that cop a favor. Let’s hope it gets repaid with interest.
Dox the little douche
“i wear a mask to protect him”. lol. i don’t wear a mask because i want people like szymon to die, and there’s a lot of them out there. i hope this loser gets shot in his face with a chinaflu covered bullet.
Come Thanksgiving and Christmas, no bullshit regulations are gonna stop me and mines from gathering and being crazy the way we do EVERY holiday. Are we really gonna let the commies take Thanksgiving from us?
Per the science and scientists, masks do NOT work, they are talismans to give people a sense of security so they don’t live in fear.
“Universal Masking in Hospitals in the Covid-19 Era”
Michael Klompas, M.D., M.P.H., Charles A. Morris, M.D., M.P.H., Julia Sinclair, M.B.A., Madelyn Pearson, D.N.P., R.N., and Erica S. Shenoy, M.D., Ph.D.
May 21, 2020
N Engl J Med 2020; 382:e63
But South Korea and Japan!
All these fucking cucks with their masks on. I like to walk in to Stop n Shop with no mask on and watch everyone freak out. Like ants scurrying away from me. So far no one has called me out. Like to see them try.
Passed by this old woman and pretended to sneeze right next to her. Should have seen the way she jumped! It was awesome.
When did we become such a weak nation!?
Trump 2020 and let’s eradicate all these faggots.
real tough guy, sneeze at an old lady, your’e a stupid cunt. luv, al
Lol what you think you’re Australian? Calling me a stupid cunt. Go jerk off and eat your Oreo-O’s faggot.
You do sound like a fucking asshole. When Trump loses in November, it’s because people like you support him. U R A DOUCHE BAG.
Put a fucking mask on tough guy and stop picking on little ole ladies.
Funny he sounds a lot like your new BFF, josh Abrams. You know, woman beating, rapist, armed robber, cop hater, and future MCI Walpole resident, josh Abrams.
I know you hate Kate but cmon bro…josh Abrams? Wtf
This won’t end well for you my man . . .
Love your handle Dick. Made me laugh. Childish I know but it still made me laugh. Thanks
Mr. Blue Lives AK, what was the issue again?? Contradict much?? What was the emphasis pertaining to the unmasked officer, and the confronting unmasked dude in your article?? Were you upset the officer wasn’t wearing an official UTB mask?? Just asking!
Is underwear hanging from the wall. I mean, all the 3 star Michelin places do it. Not.
Hey, they could use microwave laser pointers and super concentrate UV ray guns. They could neurolize u and clean up with a huge back hole teleport disposal system.
He seems pretty cool to me!
A total Dungeons and Dragons Sword Swallower.
OMG I think I am gay now just by looking at his face.
What a fucking loser.
It’s common knowledge Holden is a Police state . They would write the pope a ticket if he jay walked on Main Street on Sunday .that being said they also are amongst the safest places to live and work in America. The public safety is second to none . You know you don’t drink and drive through Holden, you don’t speed and you follow the. Laws . It was twenty plus years since the Chief of Neighboring Paxton was murdered on the job off Rt. 31 in Holden, show them some respect for the difficult job they do . they don’t play games they are professional law enforcement officers . This punk is lucky he didn’t get locked up . The last people you want to fuck with are the HPD .
Why is he lucky to not be locked up? Is it because he’s Polish? Because he’s recording the cop? I’m confused– since when did any of those become illegal?
I guess in Police State Holden (your words), you can get locked up for anything, huh?
I love FREEDOM- why would I want to live in a city where the cops have so much power that they can ticket me for being outside at the wrong time, for not following some bullshit law they invent or arbitrarily pull from the books?
Have fun drinking the Kool-Aid my friend.
It’s a town not a city . Back in my day disrespecting an officer ended badly . You generally were charged with disturbing the peace for such an act . In cases where someone really pushed them you got the “ride” the paddy wagon down Shrewsbury street at 60 and the brakes locked up . It wasn’t Police brutality. If you slid and smashed your. Face . You and your generation could use a billy club upside the head to smarten you up . What do you want anarchy? Socialism? Smoke another one and eat a handful of gummies you are a retard !
Keep on drinking that Kool-Aid. It’s cute how you can normalize that shit.
There’s middle ground between your red-scare socialist nightmare that keeps your dick soft at night, and police-state bootlicking that you love to jerk off to.
Back in your day, huh? Well back in my day, the cops actually came around and were decent people to hang out with. Now all I see is roided out, trigger happy slobs. Back in my day, which were clearly way before yours, things were a lot better.
So yeah, tell me how your wife likes that cop dick you cuck.
Holden is nice town because it’s a relatively expensive place to buy or rent . There is no welfare office or section eight housing . It’s demographic is 87% white . The cops pull over punks and anyone suspicious . It’s a nice place to live . A lot of cops are veterans and we’re in the war in Iraq and Afghanistan . . All I’m saying is if we defund. The police you get anarchy. Their job is hard enough without dudes fucking with them about masks .. the Democrats failed immigration social experiment has destroyed the America we knew . Worcester , Lowell , Lawrence, the list goes on are cesspools of illegals and dope pushers . I’ll take a racial profiling town cop with an itchy trigger finger over a gay rights supporting Cambridge public safety official any day ! Good luck kid . Your man bun wearing jacked up jeep driving metrosexual ass is late for cross fit and baby goat yoga !
If failure at life was a picture..
what a horndog,
What’s the Over and under He’ll be on Mass Catch a Predator in a few weeks ?
The flat brimmed hats indicate, to me, that he probably richly deserved whatever he was ticketed for.
I cannot stress enough how freakin girlie you look taking a selfie in a bathroom dudette. As for the motherfucker definition you gave yourself – Hahahaha. My cat could take you
Yeah, when I run for president there will be two large platforms I will be hammering down on. ONE: Some children left behind; if you can’t sing then learn to use a hammer. TWO: Fucking pollacks don’t get to vote.
Guys who take flexing selfies in bathroom mirrors for social media also gobble and squat on enough cock it can be measured in miles. And this squish is a few feet short of 100000 miles.
You lift, bro? I bet he’s got bacne like no tomorrow.
Here’s more about this guy: in 2001, the Boston Globe had a correspondent named Szymon Twarog. There is a guy with this name listed as having a graduate degree. Now trying to get stoners to pay him for “Midnite Munchies”. Talk about going off the rails.
Guys like this are a big reason I’m anti-mask. It’s ridiculous how defensive these dbags get when you’re not wearing a face diaper. Also, I don’t see the upside to shutting down the country anc muzzling yourself for a virus with a 99.98% survival rate. Unless you’re old, fat, or got some other issue Winnie the Flu won’t do shit.
When I see another guy without a mask I always tip my hat out of respect for another free thinker. Fear is how they control you and what a flock of sheep we’ve become.
Be the wolf, not the sheep
I think this guy is super hot. I want his slong tucked up my tuckas on a regular basis. I want his sexy skin flute.
over my old butt.
What are the cops gonna do when 1000 protesters show up with guns? There’ll be 10,000 of us showing up with guns to back up the cops. Exactly how STUPID are you?
Anyone want to take bets that this cock licking faggot will at some point appear on predator poachers looking for a 14 year old boy?
Didn’t you literally get busted molesting your nephew?
No I was ACCUSED, big difference you fucking idiot. And all charges were dropped because no one came forward to testify. aka they lied. Keep trying though.
Don’t waste your time on these assholes ST.
Dont worry ST we know you didnt do it. Dont even bother replying to these trolls its not worth your time.
What happened to his tits? In the flannel and Emeril Lagasse outfit, this hardo asshole has shapely double D’s. In the tricep flex muscle photo, he looks somewhat normal but obviously that is not possible. Mom must not be cooking as much nowadays. Would love to try his food, his hands are all cut up and he hasn’t groomed his beard neck face in years. Even if Midnight Munchies (what could go wrong with this business) were giving food away for free, I wouldn’t eat a morsel. Must have criminal background. Douche.
What a huge pussy.
What a complete pussy. BTW where is Holden?
Past worcester along the rt 12 area. Essentially, a collection of Massachusetts towns that appear to be straight out of a Deliverance movie
Fuck stick, RT. 12 doesn’t bring you to Holden. You are an idiot.
Alarmingly close to Great Brook Valley.
I wear pink panties, shove a dildo up my ass while masked and crall into tbe fetal position at home because the science tells me this is the only way to stay safe. I do all this after ingesting copius amounts of black jizz from a circle jerk in my moms bedroom. Stay safe everyone