Lawsuit Of The Day: Angry Stage Mom Threatens Us With Felony Charges For Exposing Creepy Photographer She Allowed To Take Pictures Of Her Child’s Feet, Seems Unfazed By The Fact That His “Photography” Is Circulating In Adult Fetish Groups

Recently I wrote a skin-crawling blog about a Florida-based “children’s photographer” who was advertising free photo shoots for an uncomfortable specific age group. If you haven’t read it yet and aren’t reading us with a full stomach right now, you can catch up here. Fair warning, anyone who isn’t a child molester or vacant, selfish, borderline sociopath stage mom will find it extremely disturbing.

This Foot Fetish Freak in Spring Hill, Florida With A Registered Sex Offender Father Is Pretending To Be A Child Talent Scout And Taking Creepy Pictures Of People’s Kids Feet


The blog gave everyone visual HIV and a case of the creep flu, and I apologize to everyone for that. Sometimes the truth trumps personal comfort, so the 6 hour scalding hot bleach shower I needed after looking in to this guy will be well worth it if it keeps other parents out there aware of this freak of nature and his creeptastic M.O.

Well, I should say, it disgusted everyone except this coozebag:



“Hi guys, in regards to my post earlier Im just going to say that the link was given to me by a true friend and is about the people that own a sports blog that created a nasty disgusting post yesterday about a photographer we used for 5 years to try to make us all look bad with innocent children involved and the people were prompted by people that we no longer associate with to try to distract us from our lifes work to the point that we were forced to get the authorities involved again due to the nature of the aligations that were made and I am red hot and I will not back down we have plenty of evidence to press felony charges because the photographers life was threatened we have screen shots of everything we were both bombarded on all our fan pages and my personal profile for a good 14 hours yesterday. The photographers page wast removed today so he isnt being harassed and threatened any more. We have cotacted the attourney and are ready to move forward with whatever we need to do until justice is served and our point is made. If you take a look at the link it exposes the bloggers that created it and we have their personal info, they definatly put it all out there I find it intresting that the people making aligations always have some sort of a wrap sheet. Shame on them. Im not going to let this one go. We are tired of having to always defend our selves we work hard and always try to help others.This post was created to let all of our loyal friends and fans know that I would not ever put any child especially my beautiful princess in harms way if you believe any of the rumors then kindly remove yourself right now from my friends list because I have a Zero tolerence for vultures, snakes, sharkes and wolves in sheeps clothing. We are keeping our chin up we have an amazing team that stayed up all night investigating for us. Praise god for loyal friends you know who you are and the good Lord always looking out for us.”


Oh no, you guys! I’m going to end up with felony charges now, because I’ve distracted Ellen from her “life’s work” of forcing her child to chase after fame she is most likely never going to achieve, at the small expense of her entire childhood and innocence! Sorry for the “aligations” – just please don’t send your crack team of investigators after me! I know they must be really, really good at their jobs – because you can’t even figure out that the “photographer” you are are so staunchly defending is using fame-hungry stage mothers’ children to pander weird foot fetish photos to kiddie diddling weirdos all over the world. That the sort of fame you wanted for your beautiful princess, you washed up, bloated, sun-hardened hag?


First of all, Ellen, Patrick, whatever your name is….your spelling and grammar gross me out nearly as much as those kiddie porn foot fetish pictures you allowed this creep to take of your child. Please, lady, I’m begging you. Take some time off from vicariously living through your child to satisfy your pathetically desperate need for fame and approval, step away from the weird middle aged men who offer free foot tickling photo sessions, and pick up a book. Any book will do, really, but preferably a parenting one. Because I didn’t “make you look bad”, you made yourself look bad the second you made the decision that it was perfectly acceptable and not suspect at all for THIS fucking guy,

To take pictures of you tickling your kids feet with feathers and electric toothbrush. It boggles my mind that people this stupid and selfish are capable of breeding. Seriously.  I stand by my prior assertion, Fat-trick Ellen. Any mother who agrees to put her child in a “project” for a “children’s book” called Ticklish Little Feet that just so happens to consist solely of weird foot fetish images is unfit to parent. Where is your judgement?

“Oh sure, weird 40 year old childless guy who trolls the internet looking for extremely young girls to photograph for free, I’m totally fine with you taking 500 closeups of my kids feet’s in every possible angle. Don’t worry about your boner, you’re totally normal.”


I know your grasp of the English language is atrocious, lady, but let me spell this out for you:


Don’t. Poke. Bristol. SHE BITES.

Maybe you’d be forgiven for not knowing this, as you live in the one of the shittiest felon-havens in the country so you’re not familiar with how we do things around my part, and you are clearly dumb as a bag of rocks, with the scaly complexion to match. But you have a child you are responsible for here, so no forgiveness for you.

And NOTHING pisses me off more than when parents not only disregard the best interests of their own children, but double down on the neglect when confronted with some common sense and basic judgement. That child is a blessing, you stupid cheesehog. Not everyone gets so lucky, and not everyone deserves it. There’s more red flags than a communist parade here, but in your pathetic grab for some limelight through your innocent child you chose to ignore every single one. Fuck you. Let’s start with the obvious here, if the “photographer” you’re hiring is trolling around asking to take shitty, amateur pictures of random stranger’s kid in hotel rooms,



And admitting to being a “Sucker for little kids feet”,


And ESPECIALLY if he’s known to other parents in the area as soliciting inappropriate pictures of young children,


You’re better off springing for a more expensive, less kid-diddler-ish photographer. That’s just common fucking sense. And that “Ticklish Little Feet Children’s book”? You don’t think it’s weird that it doesn’t exist anywhere?

Well, nowhere you go, anyway. But we’ll get to that. Since you clearly don’t give a fuck what happens to your poor daughter, let me clue you in to this, too. I Googled “Ticklish Little Feet” for ya, Toddlers and Tiaras.


Aaaannndd….. it’s a fucking fetish porn search term. Not that it matters to you, you’re too busy using a link from fucking Blogspot to deduce my identity and use your massive clout and influence to get felony charges taken out against me for your own lack of parenting skills and basic judgement. Clearly you have no time to do a quick Google search to figure out that you signed your kid up to take foot fetish porn videos with a certifiable creep.

Sounds like a great plan, I can’t imagine that your daughter will ever grow up to hate you with every fiber. You seem to have your priorities right in order for her. Good job, mommy! I’m sure she won’t be telling everyone she is an orphan by the age of 19.

And then there are the massive red flags that come straight out of this brain dead heifer’s mouth, too.


He has a fucking foot fetish, you literal fucking trashbag.


A foot tickling fetish.


Then there’s this little gem:


He “paid” for a gag order? Huh? Oh, you mean he settled with someone out of court who was willing to sell their kids psychological well being for $1,500? I’d love to encounter that individual, too. No one has ordered me to do shit, Ellen. I’m going to go ahead and order you to shut your pie-eating suck muscle before you have to sue yourself for “making you look bad.” Scum.


You may think I’m going a little hard on Ellen – trust me, I’m not. Because those feet pictures she allowed this pervert to take, and is actively defending? Yeah. That’s the same guy who posts disturbing shit like.

Nothing to see here, just a CGI rendering of some tied up kids with bare feet, ready for some light playful tickle torture.

Totally seems like the kind of guy you want taking collage pictures of your kids feet, right, Ellen? Nothing unsettling here. You’re a GREAT mom. And oh, also….They’re getting circulated around adult foot fetish pedophile groups as we speak.



VK is the Russian version of Facebook, for everyone but Ellen, who I am pretty sure does not actually care.  It’s not on the TLC channel, after all.

So this shit is getting far, fast, and for the last ten years minimum. Lots of slimy skinners seem to really appreciate his work and how he is able to “get away with it”.


Not that it matters to you, mommy dearest – but there were URLs that came up on the deep web connected to Diddlin’ Donny that I was afraid to open – but I’m sure the authorities will not be. You are pure scum and I hope that today your daughter kicks you in your worthless ovaries. You suck.


Feel free to contact me at if you really want to come up to Massachusetts and sue me, though. I’m not afraid for myself – only for your poor child. I would be happy to repeat every single last point I just made about your piss poor parenting to your face, and in front of a judge. Take care now, you cunt!


40 Comment(s)
  • Horrified Mom
    April 11, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    It’s completely obvious she knows for a fact what is going on. Any human being with at least one brain cell can see what this guy truly is. She’s embarrassed that someone found out about it; again it seems like. She doesn’t want the whole world to find out that she approves all of this. She’s probably making money off this guy too. She’s defending him so hard. It’s either that or she’s screwing him. But like I said, it’s obvious she’s saving face.

    • Amber allen
      August 27, 2021 at 8:28 am

      I had the displeasure of meeting this man back in 2008 when he photographed my feet. Just finding this post today after Google the photographers name on a collage of different pictures he took of me at 8 years old. In the moment it felt like a weird incounter but my mom was by my side so as a child I didn’t worry. Crazy to see this 13 years later.

  • Judge dread
    April 8, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I read this post and I listened to uncle talk about it on the live show. first off, word to Bristol. Second off the pedo camera dude and the woman both need 36 months of hard labor. I’m talking forced labor that makes slavery blemish. Put them to work. Otherwise, put them down.

  • Marie
    April 8, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Holy Cow! The guy lives across the street from us???? Good God. Well, what are the cops waiting for? Hope he gets dragged out. We WILL see.

  • DQ
    April 8, 2019 at 11:28 am

    She seems very protective of the smut peddler, probably has the hots for him.

  • Well, No Shit
    April 6, 2019 at 8:46 am

    As I said on the first story, Pasco County, FL is an absolute den of shitbags and morally bankrupt assholes.

    If EVER a place needed to be wiped from the map, Pasco County is it.

    Fuck that place and everyone in it.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 6, 2019 at 12:59 am

    OMG Bristol. You totally destroyed that woman and then you call her a cunt at the end? Will you marry me?

  • Siskel
    April 5, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Living through the kid, perfect way to show the world you never amounted to anything in life. Reminds me of that dance studio bitch you exposed on the North Shore. She was also living through her kid. Douches

  • The Name Game
    April 5, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    My name is Fatchick Smellin’ and I’m and expert in sentagraphology and I’m grooming my sweet little girl to become a famous highly paid beauty queen so she will support me in the lifestyle to which I’d like to become accustomed and I’m going to press felony charges on this blogger because I know the secret law that this Bristol is breaking even though I’m in Florida and you’re not and how dare you make a comment at me on my public Facebook page.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    April 5, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Great follow up. I don’t agree with your MJ views but when it comes to children and animals, you’re right on. Keep up the great work!

  • Jeffrey Epstein
    April 5, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Even I disapprove of this – the kids are too young. What kind of sick pervert does not wait until they turn thirteen?

  • wtf
    April 5, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    How about someone on FB post this to the Hernando County FL Police Dept page? They might be interested in what is going on in Spring Hill…

    PS – That “mother” sounds like a risk to her child.

  • Kenneth Foley
    April 5, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    good job mom
    and yes – keep your chins up

  • Klancy
    April 5, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    She’d be better served getting this kid some veggies and protein. Or maybe some slim fast. Have you seen what she feeds her? Poor tykes days as a foot model will soon be over. Cankles await.

  • The angry taint
    Noah Webster from the great beyond
    April 5, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    I’ve instructed my company higher ups(through a clairvoyant of course) to air drop my fine leather bound dictionaries all over Florida. I will educate or kill them so either way it’s a win

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 5, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    These moms are crazy:

  • Hmmm
    April 5, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    I’m willing to bet that Mommie Dearest totally gets it, but is lashing out because she’s embarrassed and can’t admit that she’s wrong. Because admitting you’re wrong, for some reason, makes you weak?

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 5, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    May Niko poopycockass be with you. And also with you. Today we discuss forgiveness. The Bible states forgive thy trespassers. If the seminary taught me one thing. Fuckkk thattttt. Yeah, I’m a priest like you’re a dictionary salesman Roy (Munson).

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 5, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      Bless you father, I was almost munsoned out in north Adam’s in the mid 90’s however God is my copilot

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 5, 2019 at 4:22 pm

  • Ratchets are like cockroaches
    April 5, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    You are all being to hard on this mother!! She’s right up there with the parents from Abducted in Plain sight, good people!! Stop it!

  • Fred Knessl
    April 5, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    “we were forced to get the authorities involved again”
    Huh? AGAIN??? We have had the Authorities
    So Bristol isn’t the first one to notice this Michael Jacksonian Fan-Mom and her Photographer’s antics?

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      April 5, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      Was thinking the same thing wtf?….Zoinks! Look out daphne it’s the creeper!

  • mrme
    April 5, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    157 word sentence? 157 WORDS!!!!!!!! Why bother with any periods?

  • Walrusandtgirlbelongtogether
    April 5, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Why now do u blur the kids pics out . Not so invincible are you!

  • Die
    April 5, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    That guy should be tortured and then murdered.

  • Joe Biden
    April 5, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Nothing wrong with a little foot fetish.

  • Anthony Grossi
    April 5, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Fix your headline. It’s “unfazed”, not “unphased”.

    • April 5, 2019 at 2:22 pm

      You got me! Whoops – thanks for looking out!

  • John Walsh
    April 5, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    From what I gather Bristol is a bit disappointed with this mom.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 5, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Imagine for one second someone posted a picture of you and your child and told you were a terrible mother? How would you react?

    What good does the public shaming of the woman do?

    • Randall Fan
      April 5, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Yes! What a terrible thing to do to someone who offers their child up to a smut peddler! Pedos have needs too!

    • duh
      April 5, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      it protects other children from her

    • Randall Guy's
      April 5, 2019 at 2:19 pm

      Randy? Get off my computer and go and get behind that dumpster and get to blowing those hobos! Mama needs some green to get her drink on. don’t you take nuthin less than a dollar this time! They a waitin! Go on and get!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      April 5, 2019 at 5:38 pm

      Randy! Git off that Mf’n phone and git yo ass back behind that dumpster. That PT cruiser ain’t gonna pay for itself.

  • Barry
    April 5, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    The same social media and video sharing websites that demonetize and suppress anything that they consider left of center have no problem allowing creeps like this guy to distribute and montetize this filth.

  • Footloose
    April 5, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Best article ever. This woman is a disgrace and this scumbag needs to be locked up. Fucking disgusting.

  • Goonie4Lyfe
    April 5, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    It’s official, Bristol is scarier than Uncle, that is all.

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