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Leaked Video From Joe Petty Campaign Headquarters Shows They Are Freaking Out About Turtleboy Sports

Leaked video from Joe Petty campaign headquarters show how much they are freaking out about the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. 

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Everyone knows Jumpin’ Joe Petty is shitting his pants about Turtleboy Sports. We know this because,

  • He had the election commission come after us for posting completed ballots on the Facebook machine.
  • He had the Office of Campaign Finance audit Michael Gaffney to investigate if he was paying Turtleboy to write positive blogs about Gaff-man.
  • Our inside sources tell us that Turtleboy Sports comes up nearly at every meeting as they figure out ways to limit the damage we have caused by revealing his administration’s corruption and incompetence.

Speaking of, we now bring you inside video from a camera we placed at Joe Petty’s campaign headquarters. It comes to you courtesy of a loyal Turtle Rider and it is pretty freaking hilarious:

Brilliant. Here’s the best parts:

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Free lunches is basically all Mosaic does with the hundreds of thousands of dollars we’ve handed over to them.

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Boone loves taxpayer pizza with extra graft!!!

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True story. Does Joe Petty even have to go to his job? Ever? He’s been knocking on doors Monday through Friday for the last few months. Usually jobs require, you know, being there.

They just can’t get over the fact that a blog is causing this much damage to the machine:

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True story. They do have Kevin Ksen’s rape van. But it can only fit so many deadbeats in on one trip.

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LOL. It’s funny because it’s true. Referring to Turtleboy Sports as, “the hate blogger” is so hot right now with the establishment.

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How did it come to this???!!!!

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Every single person who got up and spoke in defense of Mosaic works for a non-profit. This means they depend on city grants for their iPhones. Imagine if Mike Gaffney became mayor and stopped giving money to all these “non-profits?” They’d all have to move to Somerville and Joe Curtatone can throw some non-profit cash at them over there.

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Poor Keesha. She makes $200,000 a year with Red Tab Consulting by creating racial tension and then selling the antidote through diversity trainings. She’s gonna lose so much money if Mike Gaffney becomes mayor. She might have no choice but to get a job in Southbridge, which is fitting because she lives there.

Hippies everywhere are devastated by the prospect of Petty losing his gig:

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Yes, the free pizzas will continue. Until the School Committee fires her. Then there will be cold turkey sandwiches and government cheese.

 

I’m pretty sure Petty has bad dreams every night and wakes his wife up when he’s saying this over and over again in his sleep:

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If you’re a Worcester resident then get your ass down to the polls on November 3. I’ve talked to a lot of people who said “fuck it” and didn’t vote in preliminary because they assumed Gaffney was gonna take it easily. Well, you see the type of backing that Joe Petty has. When you give out free shit to a bunch of losers they all vote for you. Take your city back from these scumbags. Vote the Turtelboy Ticket.

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5 Comment(s)
  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 24, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    That was sheer brilliance and not a stone left unturned. Nothing else to add. Oh yeah, which one was old balls????

  • September 24, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    Where’s gaff in his striped pj’s

  • wabbitt
    September 24, 2015 at 10:51 am

    The video you linked has no subtitles.

    • wabbitt
      September 24, 2015 at 11:20 am

      There we go. Either something changed or the subtitles don’t like Android for some reason (since it’s working on my desktop, but not on my phone or tablet).

  • judyb
    September 24, 2015 at 10:20 am

    Brilliant! OK all you social media connected turtle riders…pass this video on!

    Hat’s off to whoever put it together – it is brilliant!

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