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Legendary Leominster Creepster Travis Palermo Has Been Messaging Strange Women Offering Cash For Noodz For Almost 10 Years Now


This is Travis Palermo from Leominster:

And evidently half the women in Worcester county have had a negative run-in with him on the Internet. Ya see, we found out about this guy from this woman’s post:

Apparently he just finds strange women on the Internet and messages them offering money if they send him noodz:

“I didn’t mean to offend you.”

Well then, since you put it that way, it’s all good in the hood! Is it offensive to message women and offer them money for noodz? Because he literally had no idea. Dude was just trying to build up some material for the spank bank.

That right there is the guy who buys you a drink and then stares at you for the rest of the night from across the bar because he thinks you owe him a free ride in your stench trench.

When Cassie posted this it quickly became a “Travis Palermo tried to get me to send him noodz for cash” support group:


Then came the screenshots of the messages:

Oh yea, it’s OK because he was bored. Now that he’s not bored anymore it’s not a big deal.

Messaging random girls you don’t know and asking them to come over your house. Seems like a high percentage move for sure. Has this ever worked before? I’ve tried a lot of pickup lines in my day, but never thought about using this one.

Do NOT call that number: 978-751-4596. He does NOT like it when strangers message him to see if he wants to come over. Do NOT do that!!!

Dude really doesn’t give a shit if you ignore him. He’ll just keep on messaging you….

One chick had messages from five freaking years ago:

You know you broke all the records on the creep-o-meter when a chick saves bizarre messages you sent her FIVE years ago!! She probably went through two phones since then and got the pictures all transferred over just waiting for the opportunity to make you Turtleboy famous. And now you are. So if you get a message from this butterfluffer

Just send him some dick pics and he’ll get the message.

Here’s my question – does he not know about Internet porn? It’s literally everywhere. And if you have a Mac it doesn’t give you viruses. Not that I buy Macs specifically because of that, but I’ve heard it’s true. Back in the 90’s you had to be the shady guy who went down to Honey Farms and asked for the Hustler Magazine in the appropriate plastic wrapping behind the counter. Making tummy pancakes was a whole procedure back then. So with all this accessible porn at his finger tips, why does he feel the need to ask all these random Central Mass babes for noodz? Must be the thrill of knowing that these chicks have a soul, unlike the women who appear in some of the movies I’ve accidentally clicked on.


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16 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    July 9, 2020 at 10:38 am

    These whores LOVE the attention!

  • Ben Dover
    July 9, 2020 at 5:26 am

    What a bunch of Karens…

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    July 9, 2020 at 1:47 am

    Oh man I’m about to have some fun. I have so many dick pics that clowns send me in my phone and there all about to go to his phone. What a bored sick fuk. Get a life.put your pandemic money away nobody wants your weird ass

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      July 9, 2020 at 8:14 am

      This is three years ago, I would caution you to make sure that it is his phone number before doing that.

      Otherwise, show him a few hogs.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      July 9, 2020 at 8:14 am

      …Why are you saving dick pics if you’re not interested?

  • Susan Rosenberg
    July 8, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    BLM terrorism all day eveyday baby. Dumb white liberals wont realize until the government is overthrown. Radical baby

  • KillerKillums
    July 8, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Figures this guy is into hardcore. How does this blog NOT have more stories in it featuring ratchets in Death Threat, Blood for Blood, or Cro-Mags gear? Why are there no stories about the absolute ratchetry that goes on in the Boston-Cambridge-Somerville area music scenes?

    • Just A Hardcore Fan
      July 8, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      Probably because most people into hardcore aren’t ratchet. I’ve been listening to hardcore and going to the occasional show for 25 years. And I’ve found that hardcore fans are some of the most intelligent and morally sound people I know. Many are even white collar professionals like myself. But like everywhere you go there’s always the odd douche-bag like this guy. That’s life. There’s no need to fear things you don’t understand, like loud music and tats. That’s just plain pussy bro.

      • Guinea Geisha
        July 9, 2020 at 1:10 am

        I love old-school skinhead and black metal, hardcore and punk rock. Agnostic Front, Sick Of It All, Hatebreed, Mayhem, Bathory, Fear, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Murder Junkies, etc. They just don’t make OG metal, hardcore or punk like they used to. RIP GG.

      • KillerKillums
        July 9, 2020 at 10:55 am

        Loud music and tats? Yawn. BHC Baghdad Bob over here defending the brand. The scene is filled with dudes like this along with their equally pathetic female counterparts.

  • Twisted Teabagger's Turd Cutter
    July 8, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    So none of them or most of them WARaQ rappers are really NOT from Warwick???

  • Anna Storelli's Cleveland Steamer
    July 8, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    You think this dude would be messaging her on youtube while she does those shitty cover songs daily

  • Travis Palermo
    July 8, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    If I had a dollar for every woman who turned me down. Oh wait.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 8, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Your mother took your first nudes and showed them to everyone she knows. What a creep.

    • Pack-a-Stanleys
      July 8, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      There’s a church in Uxbridge tailor-made for him

      • Guinea Geisha
        July 8, 2020 at 8:50 pm

        Your mom’s a him? How modern.

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